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 --- A GOPHER-LIKE INTERFACE FOR HIVE BLOCKCHAIN ---

The Doctor

BY: @bestjokes | CREATED: Jan. 12, 2018, 6:34 p.m. | VOTES: 29 | PAYOUT: $2.22 | [ VOTE ]

A doctor specialized on eating disorders was addressing a large audience in a conference.

[IMAGE: https://i.imgur.com/JFfC6FW.png]

He opens his presentation by saying:

>The food we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful.
Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the quantity of germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I’m referring to?
You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea.”

The man lowered his head and said:

>Wedding cake!!

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Replies

@sajan.rai | Jan. 12, 2018, 6:39 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Lol

@bestjokes | Jan. 13, 2018, 2:16 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

:)

@detropolla | Jan. 12, 2018, 7:10 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

bueno jajaj

@bestjokes | Jan. 13, 2018, 2:16 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thank you @detropolla :)

@teevmoore | Jan. 14, 2018, 3:19 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Good one

@aninhasalegre | Jan. 14, 2018, 4:38 p.m. | Votes: 7 | [ VOTE ]

Very funny @bestjokes

@inspiringquotes | Feb. 24, 2018, 2:07 p.m. | Votes: 8 | [ VOTE ]

hahaha, great one @bestjokes :)

@madeira | July 26, 2018, 9:28 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

wedding its a death sentence for many :P

@freewebcoins | July 28, 2018, 6:56 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

ahaha, i just had one today, but it was not mine...i hope i will survive.

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