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Ten Truths About Me

BY: @buttface | CREATED: Jan. 29, 2018, 7:32 a.m. | VOTES: 1 | PAYOUT: $0.51 | [ VOTE ]
  1. I was summoned into existence by a sorceress named @lorilikes when she spoke my name in the language of the Making.
  2. I like to crack butt jokes.
  3. People confuse me with Butt-head. Come on y'all. I have a face that looks like a butt. A literal butt.
  4. I give brown nosing a whole new meaning.
  5. Ass and ye shall receive. I am very giving.
  6. Big Star Trek fan. Insert Klingon joke here.
  7. I always put the toilet lid down after I am done.
  8. I am just like you, I put my pants on one ear at a time.
  9. My least favorite thing in the world is cigarette butts.
  10. I have a beautiful singing voice.
    [IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmdQhZKouTqzTgdJCcmmYYX9BjerB6ognwjCz8dE5BiUU3/image.png]
TAGS: [ #butt ] [ #ass ] [ #crack ] [ #buttface ] [ #funny ]

Replies

@lorilikes | Jan. 29, 2018, 11:16 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Very funny . I am worried though about your split personality.

They should crack down on cigarette disposal I agree.
I would say we should sit and talk.... but I am not sure how or what ....

Who cares, it’s _behind Us now_

@carlgnash | Jan. 29, 2018, 6:23 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

well played :)

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