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Naughty Beard - Funny But A Serious Story !

BY: @chummy | CREATED: July 19, 2018, 7:42 a.m. | VOTES: 333 | PAYOUT: $7.51 | [ VOTE ]

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Robert is married to Stella however he is having an additional illegal relationship with another young lady called Jenifer.

One evening when Robert was with Jenifer, she asked him to shave off his beard.

"I do like your beard, Robert, yet I would truly love to see your great looking face." Jenifer said.

"My better half adores this beard, honey." Robert answered. "I couldn't do it in any way, shape or shave it. She would slaughter me."

"Gracious, please..." Jenifer murmured.

"Truly, I can't." Robert answered. "My wife adores this beard!"

Jenifer asked once more, and Robert murmured... lastly surrendered.

That night, Robert slithered into bed while Stella was resting.

Stella blended, felt his face, and stated, "Goodness, Vicky, you shouldn't be here! My better half will be home at any time !"

Please comment below " A Moral Of This Story"

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@upme | July 19, 2018, 9:03 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

You got a 3.88% upvote from @upme thanks to @chummy! Send at least 3 SBD or 3 STEEM to get upvote for next round. Delegate STEEM POWER and start earning 100% daily payouts ( no commission ).

@davidpantone | July 19, 2018, 9:17 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

wow...look at all those upvotes!

@alancool | July 19, 2018, 10:44 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Nice

@jattsentimantal | July 19, 2018, 11:42 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I m new user steemit plz follow me friends

@steemitboard | July 19, 2018, 12:43 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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@flagfixer | July 22, 2018, 9:52 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

@chummy you were flagged by a worthless gang of trolls, so, I gave you an upvote to counteract it! Enjoy!!

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