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Oh Evander

BY: @coloneljethro | CREATED: Feb. 7, 2022, 2:27 a.m. | VOTES: 240 | PAYOUT: $25.59 | [ VOTE ]

[IMAGE: https://images.ecency.com/DQmU3nDjFg65dmoP4m6rnKKyJob9tMAhxjF3MGA9H2qNzXN/a_evander_4.jpg]

Oh Evander
So furry and tender
Your demands for breakfast
Are fucking relentless
The talons you grow
Ain't just for show
And I've got the scars to prove it

[IMAGE: https://images.ecency.com/DQmZzRU9YEf3ehzUvCdA3pZ7BR5MBLMRqAkmtZDYqhw1dNW/a_evander_1.jpg]

Quadrupedal shit machine
With your own latrine
You lay around all day
And have a lot to say
When the humans try to rest
You think it best
To see how many yowls you can emit

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When I awake in the night
To find your eyes glowing bright
It gives me an eerie feeling
You're sitting there plotting
Of trying to see
If you can make a snack out of me
Unless the wet food you soon get

[IMAGE: https://images.ecency.com/DQmQ2wMK8c3zEauPeq6fHGeVUP1hrD3zEv8f2nnEavksRAr/a_evander_3.jpg]

Still, for all that
You're a pretty decent cat
Now could you please
Stop catching fleas?

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Replies

@eolinde | Feb. 7, 2022, 3:57 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Your post kind of reminds me of this: https://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_kill

@coloneljethro | Feb. 7, 2022, 4:03 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

🤣🤣🤣

@eolinde | Feb. 7, 2022, 4:08 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

😂 And yet we love them.

@coloneljethro | Feb. 7, 2022, 4:11 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I think cats are secretly running the world and just let humans think they are out of convenience.

@eolinde | Feb. 7, 2022, 4:40 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

You're probably right. They communicate in ways so obscure we cannot imagine.

@corvidae | Feb. 7, 2022, 8:46 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

LOL!

@qurator | Feb. 7, 2022, 5:04 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Manually curated by brumest from the @qurator Team. Keep up the good work!

@coloneljethro | Feb. 7, 2022, 5:36 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks so much!

@nikv | Feb. 7, 2022, 5:10 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Hehehe. Does the missing eartip denote a previously feral existence?

@coloneljethro | Feb. 7, 2022, 5:38 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

It does! He's a sucker for pets and wet food so he was eventually lured away from the wild.

@nikv | Feb. 7, 2022, 7:31 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

They never lose that ability to sing you the song of their people though...

@coloneljethro | Feb. 7, 2022, 9:50 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Lol, I was afraid of that 😅

@hivebuzz | Feb. 8, 2022, 12:08 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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@alexbb9700 | Feb. 9, 2022, 4:58 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I love cats and I like your funny poem a lot too 😂😂

@coloneljethro | Feb. 9, 2022, 6:34 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thank you!

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