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Comedy Open Mic - Round 7

BY: @comedyopenmic | CREATED: March 30, 2018, 4:38 a.m. | VOTES: 84 | PAYOUT: $29.14 | [ VOTE ]

Hi All,

Welcome to the Seventh week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. Please read the contest rules here

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Rules for Judges

Judges:

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.

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Prizes

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Curators

A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.
- @carlgnash (also really funny, we want entries from him)
- @punchline (will laugh at almost everything)
- @steemwizards (No idea who he is but he's good fun)
- @nonameslefttouse (Make it a good story to get his attention)
- @trafalgar (Inlude #punchline tag to grab his attention)
- @bitfiend (We just like him, dunno why)

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

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Sponsors

Donations

A big thank you to @dj123, and @jedi-won who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@idikuci - 147SBD , @dj123 - 122SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 42 SBD, @ilt-yodith - 10SBD + 10.899 Steem, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 12SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 10SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @steemmatt - 2SBD, @jedi-won - 2SBD, @bitfiend - 1SBD

Delegations

@idikuci - 2000SP, @dandesign86 / @bluetower - 500SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP.

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information

If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comment or post please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

@comedyopenmic, @dj123, @nonameslefttouse, @dandesign86 / @bluetower, @carlgnash, @take5, @ilt-yodith, @punchline, @steemwizards, @trafalgar, @dreemit, @redlipstick, @thedailylaugh, @flipstar, @steemmatt, @bitfiend, @thevillan, @jedi-won.

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 6 and the start of Round 7 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

Plagiarism

If you believe someone has submitted a plagiarised entry, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!

Please note that all future Comedy Open Mic Announcements will come from the official account @comedyopenmic. Please follow this account.

TAGS: [ #comedyopenmic ] [ #funny ] [ #steemit ] [ #promo-steem ] [ #contest ]

Replies

@comedyopenmic | March 30, 2018, 4:39 a.m. | Votes: 22 | [ VOTE ]

Oh my! Round 7!!

I hope people upvote me generously

@seba2018 | March 30, 2018, 4:51 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

What round 7 ???

@yesaye | March 30, 2018, 8:52 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

That's a tough question.

@comedyopenmic | March 30, 2018, 9:20 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Yes! Can you believe it?

@imjustsaying | April 1, 2018, 5:08 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

It's right before round 8 and right after round 6.

@nobyeni | March 31, 2018, 11:30 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I upvoted this comment 1%. I was feeling partially generous this time.
Stay tuned, keep up the great stuff, and the future will be wonderful!

@munawire | March 30, 2018, 4:41 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

Succes for

comedyopenmic contest

@idikuci | March 30, 2018, 9:01 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Absolutely hope so.

@seba2018 | March 30, 2018, 4:51 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

oh..round me 4....please u upvote me

@yesaye | March 30, 2018, 8:52 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Sure, make an entry for the contest first.

@comedyopenmic | March 30, 2018, 9:24 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Of course darling, just put in an entry to the contest. We upvote everyone.

@tts | March 30, 2018, 5:02 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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@maujmasti | March 30, 2018, 5:17 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks for making this contest I love to be here
@maujmasti

@holybranches | March 30, 2018, 5:41 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

yip yip. on to the next one!

@idikuci | March 30, 2018, 9:01 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Another round another dolla dolla yo!

@comedyopenmic | March 30, 2018, 9:23 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

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@anikekirsten | March 31, 2018, 10:19 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Memes usually don't get me laughing, but this one is brilliant.

@elenzy | March 30, 2018, 6:42 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Is it just me or the results for round 6 got missing.

@idikuci | March 30, 2018, 8:58 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

results for round 6 won't be out yet. we need time to pick the winners

@armiaaceh | March 30, 2018, 9:21 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

If you want to know the winner now, let's transform into a wind, and we go into computer @ Comedyopenmic.
Hehehehe.
Let's waiting for the announcement of the winner #comedyopenmic Round 6

@armiaaceh | March 30, 2018, 7:12 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

I will take part in the contest #comedyopenmic Round 7, I am waiting for news from my chicken, I told him to lurk my cow.
It's to keep my promise to @take5,
I promised her to post an entry about my cow,
Hopefully my chicken quickly returns from the cow shed.
Hehehehe

@comedyopenmic | March 30, 2018, 9:22 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

If it returns I vote for bacon wrapped chicken!

@armiaaceh | March 30, 2018, 9:38 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

If the problem of pork, I can not afford, for fear of @idikudi, what if he punish me with his fangs?

@comedyopenmic | March 30, 2018, 9:41 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

true, he does like pork.

Better not risk it.

@yesaye | March 30, 2018, 8:53 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

Yeah bby, the coolest judge is here! 😎

@idikuci | March 30, 2018, 8:59 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Aww shucks.

Thanks.

@yesaye | March 30, 2018, 9:17 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

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@comedyopenmic | March 30, 2018, 9:21 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

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@yesaye | March 30, 2018, 9:30 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

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@jayed007 | March 30, 2018, 8:59 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Here is my entry : )
check out this virtual story.....
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@jayed007/comedy-open-mic-round-7-hot-cruel-and-sad-story

@comedyopenmic | March 30, 2018, 9:26 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

My, you're quick off the mark! you get a second entry don't forget!

@jayed007 | March 30, 2018, 9:34 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Okay but my post will be same, cause i don't have extra time to write another .

@comedyopenmic | March 30, 2018, 9:40 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

You have 1 week. If you don't have time to write another one, that's ok.

@jayed007 | March 30, 2018, 9:48 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Sorry there was little bit misunderstanding .
But definately i will write another new one for next round .
Thank you .

@bitfiend | March 30, 2018, 9:16 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Nobody ever really knows why they like me, but that they like to like me. I don't know why either!

@comedyopenmic | March 30, 2018, 9:25 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

It may be the Gyiro...

@syilegirl | March 30, 2018, 10:31 a.m. | Votes: 5 | [ VOTE ]

I have participated in the contest several times
but I always fail.
I can not make you all laugh.

maybe i have not sustenance.

thanks to all of you who have received postings in the contest so far.

I remain your friends all

success to all and successful amda to the comedyopenmic contest

@idikuci | March 30, 2018, 11:07 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

come into our discord chat, we can help you make great entries and posts if you like.

@jie28 | April 2, 2018, 5:31 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I am not chatting on discord even i can't go there. if somebody want to help. right here right now. no alibi no another site. easy as that.

@idikuci | April 2, 2018, 6:04 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Steemit is a blogging site. It doesn't really lend itself to question and answer and discussion format. But we're always happy to give suggestions and advice wherever you want. Just thought if you have a post you want to make before you post it you can ask for advice. Which is easy to do on discord because it can be a discussion between two people that no one else will see, on steemit however you end up clogging up the blockchain with multiple versions of the same text. (Even when you edit or delete a post it remains on the blockchain).

But as I said happy to help wherever people ask.

@jie28 | April 2, 2018, 7:27 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thank you for your kind words. I am happy to know that somebody want to help . My admiration goes to the people like you. You have a generous heart , hoping more of your follower be proud of you. Thank You.

@idikuci | April 2, 2018, 8:51 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks

@popsoz | March 30, 2018, 1:49 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Same with me - not only have I not won anything, but I even got a post disqualified for not following the rules. I think the Steem community has just not matured enough (or immatured enough) to appreciate our brand of humor. Keep trying!!!

@jie28 | April 2, 2018, 5:29 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Your entry was great but sometimes they were not able to have an attention.

@popsoz | March 30, 2018, 1:43 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

I mistakenly entered my round #7 too early, hence it's not valid, but check it out anyhow - #prematureEjokeUulation

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@popsoz/comedy-open-mic-round-6-my-pear-skating-post-epicfail

@fabian98 | March 30, 2018, 10:52 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

My entry to this round.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@fabian98/comedy-open-mic-round-7-don-t-you-find-it-strange-that-they-changed-it
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@fabian98 | March 30, 2018, 11:13 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

My other entry.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@fabian98/comedy-open-mic-round-7-what-has-happened-to-this-world

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@lunasilver | March 31, 2018, 3:25 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Again I will try, here my entry to round 7:
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@lunasilver/comedia-open-mic-round-7-my-entrance-again-mi-entrada-otra-vez

@jayed007 | March 31, 2018, 5:21 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Shampoo fact. !!!!😂😂😂
Here is my 2nd entry hope you guys like it 😊
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@jayed007/comedyopenmic-round-7-2nd-entry-shampoo-fact

@nobyeni | March 31, 2018, 1:06 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I felt it was time to write a disclaimer. (Which is my first entry for this round)
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@tamaralovelace | March 31, 2018, 2:05 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Wow week #7 already! Who knew you guys would open such a can of worms with your comycon lol. It's really going to go places given time!

@hanna.venus | March 31, 2018, 6:02 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

How exciting and congratulations to all the participants, including me, mmm, I will participate again with more cruel jokes hahahaha @comedyopenmic

@therosepatch | March 31, 2018, 7:12 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

My entry for round 7: https://steemit.com/kudospoetry/@therosepatch/marriage-free-verse-poem

@aksdwi | April 2, 2018, 9:02 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

This post has received a 50.00% upvote from @aksdwi thanks to: @diebitch.

@popsoz | April 2, 2018, 12:36 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Here's my first official entry for round #7:
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@popsoz/comedy-open-mic-round-7-best-damn-chicken-fingers

@arlemvs | April 2, 2018, 3:51 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Here my participation for round 7!

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@arlemvs/comedia-open-mic-round-7-the-shower-by-arlemvs

@tinypaleokitchen | April 2, 2018, 11:08 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Had a ton of fun last week. Here's my entry for this week: How to Talk to Dog People, 10 easy rules for succes!

@comedyopenmic | April 3, 2018, 2:03 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks. Btw, incase you are feeling adventurous, we allow two entries per round.

@sittishabir | April 3, 2018, 6:37 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Wonderfull contest

@comedyopenmic | April 3, 2018, 12:30 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thank you. We look forward to your entry

@sittishabir | April 3, 2018, 1:11 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@sittishabir/sofi-did-not-want-to-look-like-her-daddy-3e1e7d1250292

@jonsnoww | April 4, 2018, 12:01 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

hello,guys!!! here is my entry to the round 7

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@jonsnoww/comedy-openmic-round-7-when-your-wife-hits-you-by-jonsnoww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXNA0BEX8-Y

@irma27 | April 4, 2018, 5:01 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

My entry

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@irma27/comedi-open-mic-round-7-lose-sbd-losing-love-570b4cda7433f

@e-rich | April 5, 2018, 2:50 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@e-rich/me-entry-for-comedyopenmic-contest

@alheath | April 5, 2018, 4:58 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

My entry for Round 7. Good luck to everyone taking part!

@cemke | April 5, 2018, 11:11 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I'm late again, please don't forget me!

@psicomar | April 6, 2018, 1:18 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I hope is not too late for me! This is my entry

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@psicomar/comedy-open-mic-round-7-guessing

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