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The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 26

BY: @comedyopenmic | CREATED: Aug. 10, 2018, 9:44 a.m. | VOTES: 135 | PAYOUT: $8.73 | [ VOTE ]

Welcome to the 26th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.

Please read the contest rules here

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Rules for Judges

Judges:

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.

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Prizes

Best COMer Prize.

Be the best COMer you can be and Idi will delegate 1000SP to you for 1 month. To do with as you please. If there are some great COMers he may even give away 2x 1000SP for 1 month.

This week's prize pool 75SBD

Due to the Recent drop in Steem price and a drop in post payouts, we've had to drop the prizes to ensure we continue rewarding funny people

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Curators

A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

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Sponsors

Donations

Thank you @ausbitbank, @doomsdaychassis, @holybranches, and @sharanaithal who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@ausbitbank - 450 Steem, @idikuci - 208SBD, @curie - 200 Steem, @dj123 - 132SBD + 8 Steem, @carlgnash 120SBD, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 65 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 55SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 16.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @amirtheawesome1 - 28SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @groovatti - 10Steem, @profanereviews - 10SBD, @linnyplant - 6SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 6SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 9SBD, @pangoli - 7SBD, @jedi-won - 5SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 7SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 24SBD, @scan0017 - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @mourningnoodles - 2SBD, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @richjr - 1.243 SBD + 1.364 Steem, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @aaarif - 0.20 SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD, @mineopoly - 5SBD, @fromthebeginning - 4SBD, @lyndsaybowes - 23 Steem + 12.286SBD, @anouk.nox - 3 Steem, @doomsdaychassis - 2SBD + 10 Steem, @chrisroberts - 3SBD, @mineopoly - 1 Steem, @sharanaithal - 1 SBD

Delegations

A big thank you to all who continue to support us with their delegation.

@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 1,000SP, @dj123 - 900SP, @holger80 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @gamer00 - 300SP, @buttcoins - 300SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 256SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @pechichemena - 200SP, @yesaye - 162SP, @jasonshick - 125SP, @bitfiend - 125SP,@diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @bobaphet - 100SP, @artakush - 100SP, @profanereviews - 80SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @groovatti - 50SP, @holybranches - 50SP, @anouk.nox - 50SP, @doomsdaychassis - 50SP, @davemccoy - 50SP, @johnthefelon - 40SP, @rahul.stan - 30SP, @samueldouglas - 25SP, @nobyeni - 25SP, @belemo - 20SP, @kkkkkl - 20SP, @jonsnoww - 10SP, @betavirosis - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 9SP, @richjr - 5SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 25 and the start of Round 26 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

Reddit

Yes, we're on reddit. Come join us and help spread the news to pull more people in to Comedy Open Mic.
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Come join our discord channel: CLICK HERE and just say hi.

Original Content

If you believe someone has submitted an entry that is not their work, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Please note: By entering the Comedy Open Mic Contest you agree to allow Comedy Open Mic to use the content you post in its promotion. Full credit will be given to the author as well as links to the original post in cases where Comedy Open Mic opt to use your material in promotions.

Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!

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Replies

@jackson.kontny | Aug. 10, 2018, 9:45 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks for the post, comedyopenmic.

This bot runs through hundreds of posts per day selecting a small percentage of posts that have exceptional positivity.

Your post has been selected and upvoted because it has a high concentration of positive words that give feel-good vibes. Thank you for creating content that focuses on the bright side.

Your post has also been entered to be included in a daily roundup of positive posts.Please comment 'yes' or 'no' if you feel that my bot is correct in its judgement of this post. Your comments will be used to determine if this article belongs in the curated list. Over time, your feedback will be used to improve the judgement of this bot

@sharanaithal | Aug. 10, 2018, 9:55 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

This bot knows

@improv | Aug. 10, 2018, 11:53 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Remember how you were requested by @idikuci to not post on these?

@mineopoly | Aug. 10, 2018, 10:04 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Congratulations COM for thinking outside of the box. If I had three Steem for every joke here I would be rich.

@isumona | Aug. 10, 2018, 11:26 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

That's a awesome funny post...

@rinixmax | Aug. 10, 2018, 12:49 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome.
Be all welcome once again. Here I will be waiting for you with open arms to laugh with your joys.

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@holybranches | Aug. 11, 2018, 3:47 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

that thing is facing a very interesting bearing. Northwest to be precise.

@adeljose | Aug. 10, 2018, 2 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I leave the link of my participation: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@adeljose/your-first-time-comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-26

@enn0 | Aug. 10, 2018, 2:02 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Alright, now I didn't want to say this, but the last time I did an entry, people actually upvoted me. This is totally not fair to the real funny guys here. (Upvote me anyway)

@mariabarreto | Aug. 10, 2018, 2:08 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

My entry #1 Grettingas @comedyopenmic and invited judges..!
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@mariabarreto/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-26

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@momoriso | Aug. 10, 2018, 2:28 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

That's a awesome funny post...

@yonilkar | Aug. 10, 2018, 2:29 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Funny fun, fuññy fuñ.

@airam05 | Aug. 10, 2018, 3:04 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

My post #1 Regards @comedyopenmic and judges!
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@airam05/the-comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-26
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@reinaldoverdu | Aug. 10, 2018, 3:05 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Hello, another round of funny comedy and heres my 1st entry to this round.

The international Cat day

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@corpsvalues | Aug. 10, 2018, 5:48 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks to everyone that keeps this awesome show running, and to all the funny people who enter!
Here's my round 26 entry
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@corpsvalues/what-to-do-about-your-piranhas-25-and-feeling-alive

@ejgarcia | Aug. 10, 2018, 5:57 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

That moment when you get a @ everyone tag but it's actually good.

@tahmidahmed | Aug. 10, 2018, 11:04 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Your contest always inspire me. You guys done a great job.

@improv | Aug. 10, 2018, 11:52 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Hooray for a new round! https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@improv/fish-bladder-for-comedy-open-mic-round-26

@serkagan | Aug. 11, 2018, 9:30 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

A great opportunity to participate and I wish everyone a lot of fun! Thank you @comedyopenmic

@reinaldoverdu | Aug. 11, 2018, 5:05 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

And i leave here my 2nd entry to this round.

Kim Kardashian

https://i.imgur.com/bhOg1oR.png

@opiman | Aug. 11, 2018, 5:39 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Hello, this is my first entry to the most fun contest in the community, a big hug to all the participants.

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@opiman/the-comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-26

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@edensgarden | Aug. 11, 2018, 8:22 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Great post!
Thanks for tasting the eden!

@opiman | Aug. 12, 2018, 12:45 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

hello this is my second entry in the most fun contest of the community, a strong hug to all the contestants.

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https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@opiman/41beqb-the-comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-26

@aschatria | Aug. 12, 2018, 7:20 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Followed all things necessary, nominated ( I got it this time) and wrote one real life personal post.
I am not sure should I comment with a link, but I did everything else, and others are doing it, so when you are in Rome...

This is it: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@aschatria/my-hubby-was-a-cleaning-lady-for-a-day-and-killed-it-so-hard-that-his-witch-boss-wished-he-is-no-more-comedy-open-mic-round-26

There are no gargoyles, that one on cover is extra. Sorry. I will hunt one for you the next time. Are the pitchforks still illegal??? :))))))))))))))))))

@the-witty-waiter | Aug. 13, 2018, 12:23 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Here's my entry:
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@the-witty-waiter/diarrhea-of-the-mouth-comedy-open-mic-round-26

I'm a virgin so be gentle with me!

A buddy threatened to nominate me so I beat him to the punch line

@improv | Aug. 13, 2018, 3:35 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

BLAM! Second entry for this round: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-win-sbi-join-this-easy-contest-with-your-original-pun-on-this-week-s-topic-this-is-the-60th-week-that-we-ve-held

@aaarif | Aug. 13, 2018, 4:27 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

My entry for #comedyopenmic round 26:
https://steemitimages.com/0x0/http://www.thebluediamondgallery.com/handwriting/images/shopping.jpg
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@aaarif/comedy-open-mic-round-26-shopping-with-wife-pain-or-fun

@johndoer123 | Aug. 13, 2018, 9:18 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Best of luck to all entrants. I wish each of you the best. Here is my entry for this week
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@johndoer123/the-shih-tzu-comedy-open-mic-round-26

@rentmoney | Aug. 13, 2018, 9:20 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Awesome .. I been having a good laugh looking through the entries and finally got around to entering one myself for this round.

Kids Say The Darndest Things 2
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@rentmoney/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2-comedy-open-round-26

@blewitt | Aug. 14, 2018, 6:38 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

https://busy.org/@blewitt/coming-to-america-is-well-coming-to-america-comedy-open-mic-round-26

I’m in

@glenalbrethsen | Aug. 15, 2018, 12:54 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

So, here's my entry for this week's comedyopenmic. Thanks for all who continue to run this and support this.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@glenalbrethsen/use-your-words

@daniels23 | Aug. 15, 2018, 5:09 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

activate round #26, my first entry https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@daniels23/comedy-open-mic-round-26-entry-1
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@thilah | Aug. 15, 2018, 4:33 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Here's my entry! Hope it can at least get a chuckle outta someone
https://steemit.com/steemit-webcomics/@thilah/comic-fruity-jokes-or-comedy-open-mic-round-26

@driptorchpress | Aug. 15, 2018, 9:02 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I didn't even know this was a thing. But @bitfiend nominated me, so here goes!
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@driptorchpress/comedyopenmic-round-26-kids-say-and-do-the-darndest-things

@blockurator | Aug. 15, 2018, 10:07 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

I love doing idiotic things. My first entry in 100 years. Thanks to @corpsvalues for the invite. https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@blockurator/comedy-open-mic-26-top-10-blockchain-projects-of-the-last-100-years-740aaf1616f22est

@calluna | Aug. 16, 2018, 5:02 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

First time giving this a go, hopefully it counts!

Here is my entry Naughty Kitty

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