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Are you a whore?

BY: @danhansen | CREATED: Jan. 7, 2018, 5:35 p.m. | VOTES: 0 | PAYOUT: $0.00 | [ VOTE ]

Him: “are you a whore?”
Her: “no!”
He puts 10£ on the table
Him: “Would you sleep for me for 10£?”
Her: “No!”
He puts 100£ on the table.
Him: “How about now?”
Her: “No!”
He puts 1000£ on the table.
Him: “How about now?”
Her: “No!”
He puts 25000£ on the table
Him: “How about now?”
Her: “Well, okay.”
He removes all the money except the 10£
Her: “Hey, what are you doing?”
Him: “Now that we have established you are a whore, we will negotiate a price.”

TAGS: [ #joke ] [ #funny ]

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