A thief was caught
The policeman took a note and asked, "What did you steal?"
Thieves: Brooms
Policeman: What else?
Thieves: Pokers
And?
Thieves: Dustpan
Policeman: Can't you steal something else?
The thieves were afraid to ask: Is it a big crime to steal this?
Policeman: I don't care if it's a big crime. I can't write what you stole! ____