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WOW! How cool!

BY: @dingusmcgee | CREATED: Sept. 19, 2017, 12:27 a.m. | VOTES: 10 | PAYOUT: $0.76 | [ VOTE ]

 It was exactly 0500 in the morning when my eyes popped open.  I had the feeling that my insides were being electrified.
I lay there and discovered that I could not stay on a single thought for more than a micro second.I  tried with all my might to capture a thought.  I tried to hold it and  strangle every last bit of focused thought out of it but no luck.
I got out of bed and started to wander around the room looking for something I had been looking for.I went into the back room and dumped out all the stuff in the boxes and containers.
I  was going through a pile of stuff and found something...Wow! how cool!   I pulled it out and set it down thinking for a second that I need to  find the stuff that goes with it.
I thought I had a  hold of a train of thought for a moment I tackled it, wrapped my arms  around it and did my best to stay with it.
Then I found another thing and then WOW, how cool! 

So I start looking for the things that go with that.
I then found something else and then WOW, how cool!

This  went on for about 2 hrs before I realized I had made my way to the  computer and was looking up random things on Google, finding something  that looked interesting and WOW, how cool!
After going  through about 40 different things that were in no way associated with  the first thing I was looking for and that I was tired and that I now  could hold a thought for more than 17 seconds it was time to go to bed.
As I lay there I thought, so this is what it is like to lose your mind.....WOW, how cool! 

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@sircork | Sept. 19, 2017, 2:43 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I've dropped your name on some of my friends, come join us via the chat link I dropped on you in the other comment and don't start following too many people yet, till we show you some ropes, but based on all your posts so far (I read them) you are gonna do GREAT here once we get you in tune with some platform basics that will help you stand out in the crowd! God im glad you gave this shot, after reading these posts.

@dingusmcgee | Sept. 19, 2017, 3:32 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I need an outlet at times to purge my brain of waste and dysfunction and I think getting paid for it is a great way to do it!

I would love to hear what you have to offer in the way of education on this platform.

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