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Steemit Santa Week 2

BY: @dirtydave | CREATED: Dec. 5, 2018, 2:45 a.m. | VOTES: 37 | PAYOUT: $2.90 | [ VOTE ]

BIg thanks to everyone who supported Steemit Santa last week.... so far the project has collected .001 SBD .423 Steem and .428 Steem Power..... as thats not even enough for a stamp... i was going to wave the white flag and give up on the idea.... then my boy @penderis suggested a week 2 and offered a spot prize of 3SBI (which i still have no fucking clue what that is) to a random supporter of the project (for week 2).... so Steemit Santa is back..... and will continue until December 25 (in the hope i might be able to afford at least a postcard to put the stamp on).... + big up @penderis for giving me the motivation to continue... and if your not already following him... your doing this wrong!!!

HOW IT WORKS ( for anyone new)

TLDR like this post then re-Steem or tag a new person in this post for good times

With December now here, i had a festive/steemy idea....... STEEMIT SANTA!!!! XXXMAS and CRYPTO together at last!!!!..... how it works.... if you want to be the lucky random person chosen to receive a gift from the Steemit Santa Like this post, and tag a friend or resteem it.... to reach as many people as possible..... the more people that like it.... the more Steem the post will make.... the more cash Steemit Santa will have to buy the gift..... I’m aware that most likely this will get fuck all attention.... but even if it makes enough to send a post card.... i will send that mother fucker.

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TAGS: [ #funny ] [ #steemit ] [ #santa ] [ #christmas ] [ #life ]

Replies

@dirtydave | Dec. 5, 2018, 2:48 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

To get the ball rolling for week 2.... i will tag these 3 cunts who should get involved for sure! @traf , @trumpman , @buttcoins ...... now lets save Christmas bitches

@penderis | Dec. 5, 2018, 11:45 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Even if digital you can make a special winners card drawing :) I am sure @chekohler (Dirtier the better) , @eaglespirit(Inspiring but naughty?), @mimismartypants (She is having a baby), @brandt(Just anything weird), @hyperbole(Penut butter and world domination), @insaneworks (collab with him haha he will bring the birdsheep or was that duck sheep), @dreemsteem(Fireflies Humping), @monchhichi23(Skulls doing the nasty), @calumam(If it jiggles he is in), @kriptonik(Anything his wife will approve of), @thehive(Cheezy jokes always work), @xcountytravelers (Especially Ren something risque) , @audreybits(Think Librarian) , @rhethypo (he would prefer proper grammar) , @free-reign (make it a poem),@youhavewings(Keep it proper with a wink) ah and that reminds me of @juliamulcahy (Keywords: ravishing and Corset)

But yip I think choosing random from all who voted and tagged or resteemed this week is a good call, maybe even more than 3SBI.

@hyperbole | Dec. 5, 2018, 7:25 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I also want something naughty!!!

@penderis | Dec. 5, 2018, 9:45 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

How about feisty? https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGciAYZaJfjWfAPe/giphy.gif

@hyperbole | Dec. 7, 2018, 12:21 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

That always works.

Sassy? Classy? ~~AS...~~?

@dirtydave | Dec. 6, 2018, 8:49 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Oh yeah.... i can make something real fucked up!!! + fuck this actually seems like a success this week.... at least an Envelope + Printed out special winners card + stamp... this ball is fucking rolling ..... thanks for your help in making this work braj

@penderis | Dec. 6, 2018, 9:17 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Yeah, and socks must always have socks for xmas but that they can buy with steem before the post office steals their shit. chekohler boosted the post with a couple of $. All in all think it going down well... Mmmm you have biggest booster awards? I think he would like a nice veiny one ;)

@kriptonik | Dec. 7, 2018, 9:55 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Dunno. This kind of big dick santa looks a lil oldschool for a xxxmass, or not?
Btw i cant realize, what is this post all about, someone will be lucky?

@steemitboard | Dec. 5, 2018, 3:03 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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@penderis | Dec. 5, 2018, 11:59 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

!tipuvote 0.2

@tipu | Dec. 5, 2018, 11:59 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

This post is supported by $0.12 @tipU upvote funded by @penderis :)@tipU voting service guide | For investors.

@chekohler | Dec. 5, 2018, 12:20 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

A dick in a box not only great for xmas but so many other holidays too! Thought I'd support it with a little booster magic :P! It comes but once a year might as well not do things digitally right?

@penderis | Dec. 5, 2018, 12:28 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Ah is derrick your assassin? Nice work.

@chekohler | Dec. 5, 2018, 12:30 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Indeed! We’re making this happen

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@thehive | Dec. 5, 2018, 4:13 p.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

Penderis already invited everyone I know

@penderis | Dec. 5, 2018, 4:14 p.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

I have not invited @holybranches yet, and should probably invite our grandmother ... @holybranches you will bring granny with right?

@holybranches | Dec. 5, 2018, 5:52 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

She's the one bringing me

@eaglespirit | Dec. 5, 2018, 8:52 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

@klye I thought this was your work! You have competition it seems ... 😂😂

@steemitboard | Dec. 6, 2018, 7:56 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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@juliamulcahy | Dec. 6, 2018, 8:05 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

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@penderis | Dec. 6, 2018, 8:38 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Gosh darn it, you are right. I am going to poopie on someone's head. Hey! You, yes you, hold still dammit. :)

@arcange | Dec. 6, 2018, 5:01 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Congratulations @dirtydave!
Your post was mentioned in the Steem Hit Parade for newcomers in the following category:

  • Comments - Ranked 8 with 19 comments

I also upvoted your post to increase its reward
If you like my work to promote newcomers and give them more visibility on the Steem blockchain, consider to vote for my witness!

@penderis | Dec. 9, 2018, 1:11 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Nice, did you vote then you can win 3sbi? And tag a friend. and you will be in the running for a Xmas gift from Dirty Santa.

@penderis | Dec. 14, 2018, 5:47 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

I know I know I am super late - get over it. For the SBI @JuliaMulcahy wins 3SBI then I will also send 2SBI to @chekohler for having boosted the post.[IMAGE: https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmcuPwYfzuQ34fPTftWFzQhSL41g2nvkJF2DfSrVm4R7Cz/image.png] The rest of my steem I am going gamble away on magic.dice

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