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A quick joke (promise less than a minute) - TRUE STORY

BY: @divard | CREATED: March 23, 2018, 7:49 a.m. | VOTES: 4 | PAYOUT: $0.14 | [ VOTE ]

I should preface this by saying that the mum in question is a Scientist.

My daughter was being dropped off by a friend's mum yesterday, and her daughter said:-
"oh no i have to go home to bugs all over my room"

I sort of looked at the mum, and she said
'Well we had some Ants in the kitchen the other day so I called the "pest people" and they poisoned the Ant's, but then a bunch of dead ones ended up my daughters floor.......so i guess you could now say that my daughters room is full of:-
''
ANTI-BODIES !

(rolls around on floor laughing)

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TAGS: [ #funny ] [ #teamaustralia ] [ #joke ] [ #ant ] [ #dtube ]

Replies

@diannep | March 23, 2018, 7:52 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I can't believe you are sharing that story - you are a strange one.

@adventuroussoul | March 23, 2018, 10:29 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Congrats on the 100 followers

@divard | March 24, 2018, 8:07 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks Heaps!
BUT does that mean I have to do 100 push-ups - "oh no"!

Actually / also on Discord what Room / channel are you on/ part of? I joined "Dynamic Steemians" but it would be good to join the same room as you too. Maybe you could give me it's name AND / or send me a link. Thanks

@khat | March 24, 2018, 8:08 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Ha Ha !

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