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Top Tips Thursday (Proposal)

BY: @dragonslayer109 | CREATED: July 27, 2017, 2:35 p.m. | VOTES: 165 | PAYOUT: $145.00 | [ VOTE ]

Yesterday I brought out a Random Topic Wednesday. Don't worry nothing hit me today, but I experienced some pain and now I know how a surgeon feels when cutting up a body to remove something.

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Today was actually a lovely morning. I got out of bed and went through my usual routine, walked up a few stairs to get my towel from the laundry room after that I proceeded back down the steps. I felt that soft tender hole in my foot press against the floor with each step, stepping a little strangely I felt the corner of one of the steps push right up on the hole...

A sharp pain went through my body... Uh yes, I know this feeling... It can only be one thing... I thought as I stretched down to confirm my thoughts. Yes the tip was in there, nothing else would make the hold look that way.

Finally the moment I had been waiting for, I was going to dig it out of there. Before I did this I took a shower to soften up the skin.

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After the shower I popped into the kitchen and proceeded to select a knife... I finally felt like a doctor, ready to examine the hole and find the best way to cut it open. I did not look like a professional, if anything I looked like a psycho serial killer

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This tip was so deep in there and I just couldn't get it out... When all hope seemed lost I reached for the needle... YES, I had done it, I got that sucker out... really should of started with the needle first. With some blood on the knife I examined the destruction. What was once a small hole had become a moon crater.

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So where did Top Tip Thursday's inspiration come from? I think you can guess that one.

So today's tips are:

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Just on a little side note for self improvement. I will be doing pushups, situps and squats for the amount of $$$ (ratio;$1:1) I earn on this post and will give a short feedback every day at the end of each post. This will be split in equally between all 3. Any not done will carry onto the next day.

TAGS: [ #writing ] [ #funny ] [ #tips ] [ #blog ] [ #africa ]

Replies

@adnanrabbani | July 27, 2017, 2:38 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

great article @dragonslayer109 i am enjoying as i reading it.

@progressivechef | July 27, 2017, 2:40 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Really feel sorry for you mate but your DIY quote made me laugh so much! Destroy It Yourself! Hahaha!
Hope you feeling better @dragonslayer109
Get well soon!
@progressivechef

@dragonslayer109 | July 27, 2017, 3 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hahaha I actually enjoyed taking that thorn out, was really worth it in the end :)

@progressivechef | July 27, 2017, 5:57 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

You got courage mate! I would not bear it for sure! I have never done an injection in my life! Too afraid for it!

@gringalicious | July 27, 2017, 2:42 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

If you don't mind, I think I'll give your diet tip a go - LOL

@dragonslayer109 | July 27, 2017, 3:02 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hehehe I find those pants with the elastics better. Only because it is more modest and I have a smudge of dignity :P

@barteksiama | July 27, 2017, 2:46 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

"Never use a knife to cut yourself open, it is very sharp" - very insightful, never thought about it this this way. :P

@dragonslayer109 | July 27, 2017, 3:03 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

In my house it is really rare to find a knife that is sharp. So it has a inside joke for my family members ;)

@fraterralph | July 27, 2017, 2:46 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Yes I can see where a needle is better for extracting a thorn than a knife. Ouch!
Another tip, wear heavy shoes when crossing through thorny areas.
If that fails, try walking on your hands.
It's easier to remove a thorn in your hand that it is to remove a thorn in foot. Less jumping around on one leg too. :-)

@dragonslayer109 | July 27, 2017, 3:04 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I think this would work.
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What is your thoughts?

@fraterralph | July 27, 2017, 3:24 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Most definitely!!!

Seems like it would be tough enough to stand up to any thorns I've seen. Kind of hard to slip over your hands though. :-)

@gikitiki | July 27, 2017, 2:58 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I think we need to see a video of the pushups from yesterdays post.

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@dragonslayer109 | July 27, 2017, 3:15 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

There will be a video once I can do 100 all at once :)

@gikitiki | July 27, 2017, 5:39 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

What you are saying is that we may need to wait a while. :-)

@yukimaru | July 27, 2017, 3:21 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

That's why i keep a scalpel on my bag.
For you know, maybe i will have the same instance like that. ;)

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@dragonslayer109 | July 27, 2017, 3:35 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Oh hahaha I am sure that is what it is for.

@yukimaru | July 27, 2017, 4:18 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Oh yes. Surgical precision at it's finest. ;)

@amedeo | July 27, 2017, 3:28 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

A very,very good article! Congrats!

@pinaynomad | July 27, 2017, 3:36 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

ouch! sorry about your foot! next time, follow the diet tip. Don't wear pants! :))

@misterbitcoin | July 27, 2017, 3:38 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

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@imamaii | July 27, 2017, 4:03 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

i come againnnnnnnnn
good post @dragonslayer109

@admyrer | July 27, 2017, 4:04 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I find shear wisdom in the diet tip . TY for posting .

@rickie | July 27, 2017, 4:52 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Lolz............

"..........With some blood on the knife I examined the destruction."

That has to be a line straight out of a horror novel. Nice piece dragonslayer.

Sorry for the 'destruction', but glad to know you and your feet are doing good now.

@rynow | July 27, 2017, 7:24 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I always thought tight pants is caused by washing it in water that is too hot!!

@caioasc | July 28, 2017, 12:28 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

More Crazy than me

Welcome to Brazil
Welcome to Brazil.
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@tegoshei | July 28, 2017, 4:19 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

hahahaha... i usually use a nail cutter or a puller for it, but needles will do...

The diet tip was epic... I'd better follow that... lol...

@enazwahsdarb | July 28, 2017, 9:22 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

'Never use a knife to cut yourself open', that didn't make me cringe at all... :P

Interesting post, I must say haha! Keep it up brother!

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@diebitch | July 28, 2017, 8:11 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Upvoted and followed

@fajarsdq | July 28, 2017, 9:37 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

saya ahrus berhati-hati saat memainkan pisau, takut terluka dan pasti rasanya sangat sakit, walaupun sakit karena cinta lebih menyakitkan hahaha

@matthew23 | July 29, 2017, 12:45 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

interesting and funny post i also do something like this called daily joke of the day.

@jpinka | July 29, 2017, 2:55 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Yes a needle is always better but just how big was this thorn anyway? My husband uses knives I just look away.

@megnteglbjaerg | July 29, 2017, 10:56 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

ahahahaha!

This is too funny not to laugh - even though the sight of blood usually makes me cringe! Thanks for todays tip top tips and grin!

@dragonslayer109 | July 29, 2017, 11:20 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hahah I am glad you enjoyed it :D

@ngaakudzwe | July 29, 2017, 2:09 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

awesome bro

@mother2chicks | July 30, 2017, 6:59 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

The diy notes are of particular interest here. Crazy man! 🐓🐓

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