The cup said, “Clearance”. It was written in a barely legible scribble but you could definitely identify all 9 letters. But having been Lawrence, Lorenzo, Clark and even LARYNX, Clarence saw this version of his name as a huge improvement.

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I'm not even supposed to be awake yet 😪 but if I am, I might as well get this post out. This bird keeps flying up to my window early in the morning, tapping the glass and staring me down like I owe him money.

Anyways, you can head
over here for all the details to write your own 240-character (or less) Zapfic today.

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