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酒是自己喝的，妹子是自己约的，你能怪谁呢？
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你们吵架吵到够，关我鸟事
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种健身器材我知道，锻炼结束后会喷水降温，还会给健身者打车的小费
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感觉这些招式，反而会让色狼更加兴奋啊……
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姑娘，夹进屁眼里的那个东西，是内裤吧……？
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2号仓的犯人们！出来放风了！！
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是司机喝多了还是装的东西太多
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求7块钱坐车回死星！
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赫敏你变了，你当年不可能做得出一字马……
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90斤的你，有个180斤的女朋友是什么感觉？
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所以说，做人不要火山加油，否则肯定容易引火烧身
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新手上路，第一次泊车
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世界杯比赛上，发生了一场不为人知的坠机意外……
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人生最致命的一次摸鱼