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智取美女电话号码 | 笑脸杯

BY: @hostyz | CREATED: Jan. 22, 2018, 2:37 a.m. | VOTES: 3 | PAYOUT: $0.00 | [ VOTE ]

和儿子公园散步

见不远处有一美女，忍不住多看了两眼

儿子转身问：想要她的电话号码吗？

我笑笑。

“等着”，儿子说罢便大步跑向前。

几分钟后我电话响了，对面传来一个甜美的声音：喂，你好，是XX吗？你儿子迷路了，我们现在在XX公园某处，你快点来吧......

这...果然是亲儿子！

TAGS: [ #cn ] [ #cn-fun ]

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@brysj22952 | Jan. 22, 2018, 2:39 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

小伙子有前途。

@hostyz | Jan. 22, 2018, 3:29 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

哈哈~

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