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Punday Monday 455!

BY: @improv | CREATED: May 11, 2026, 10:59 p.m. | VOTES: 52 | PAYOUT: $1.49 | [ VOTE ]

Welcome to Punday Monday!

Hey boating community! I wanted to let you know about my pun contest since this week's topic is sailing! I bet you all have some sailing puns!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is sailing
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me a tip that’s good for both of us!

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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@newenx again! This time because yes, Motorcyclists need to know they can brake-fast.

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

sailing
As in
Why was the back of the boat always the rowdiest? Because the captain needed a reason to give them a stern look.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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Replies

@newenx | May 12, 2026, 12:02 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

haha they do! thanks!!!

this deserves a sailabration toast for shore, cheers, sea you later!

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@hatdogsensei | May 12, 2026, 4:48 p.m. | Votes: 4 | [ VOTE ]

A sailor always check boat(both) the wind direction and wave situation at the same time

@tortangkahoy | May 12, 2026, 6:13 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

It is difficult to manage a crew member if it is beyond naughtycal miles

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