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A Rather Unfortunate Joke

BY: @kingofnod | CREATED: June 6, 2018, 1:19 a.m. | VOTES: 4 | PAYOUT: $0.24 | [ VOTE ]

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“I once knew a man, on his hand were nubs and a thumb. He said to me ‘I did this myself. Once for every time a woman broke my heart. I killed them’ This gave me a start. He waited a moment then said ‘Now all I’m left with is Palma and her fat sister’ And he laughed miserably.” - Pablo Thwack

TAGS: [ #writing ] [ #poetry ] [ #amputee ] [ #humor ] [ #joke ]

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