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BY: @krazzytrukker | CREATED: April 10, 2026, 10:03 a.m. | VOTES: 152 | PAYOUT: $1.72 | [ VOTE ]

The Job

"Bang Bang Bang... Down they go, it's just a job I do." - Phil Collins

Now I know what your thinking as a Hivonian who chose to read this opening title and first paragraph. Your thinking why is this most awesome @krazzytrukker being a wanker and flipping me off with his F.U. fingers?

Would You Like Some Fries With That?

But you see that is simply not the case here. This is just a simple hook to get you curious enough to read my third grade rated writings. Now you could choose to be a wanker and move along with that 10 second attention span you have. Or you could choose to read on and see what I did for my Pennsyl-Tucky piss poor farm boys first real paying employment outside of farming.

The choice is yours. Choose wisely or be labeled...

Head Wanker @ The Spank Bank

My first official employment where the government grifters stole a large portion of my earnings thru the legalized theft labeled as taxes. That first paying job was at a place you will all recognize I am sure.

The Golden Arches

click the blue/

red link ya wankers

Thaaaazzz Right Wankers. My first job was flipping burgers off da grill and onto buns at the world famous McDonalds restaurant franchise. A $3.35 an hour Gig that at 16 years of age in the evenings after school robbed me of what little free time and childhood life I had left. A shitty job for a Kid in a shitty situation. But the shitty little bit of monies it payed was like striking it rich big time for a kid with absolutely nothing. It bought me my first car and made me feel like a king.

King Shit of Turd Mountain

My Nephew Eating McDonalds Crap 1986

So as always thanks for not being a wanker and ~~wanking~~ eating along with KrazzyTrukker on this McD's 9,999,999,999,999,354,999th shit sandwich sold #weekend-engagement

Long Live Kermit De Phrawg

ok... maybe not

TAGS: [ #weekend-engagement ] [ #weekend-experiences ] [ #krazzytrukker ]

Replies

@ksteem | April 10, 2026, 12:55 p.m. | Votes: 4 | [ VOTE ]

Flipping burgers to flipping fingers, you've made quite an advancement!
LOL
Totally Hooked and landed!

@galenkp | April 10, 2026, 9:04 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I worked in a supermarket as my first job, was thirteen. Picked up a few hours here and there and the money was good. Gave me an appreciation of the reward for effort ethos.

@krazzytrukker | April 10, 2026, 11:02 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Kelly worked in a grocery store @ 17.

@galenkp | April 10, 2026, 11:32 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I think most our age did something like that. These days with self checkout and home delivery and so on the jobs are harder to find - less staff required.

...but automation and AI creates jobs right? 😳

worldgonemad

@deirdyweirdy | April 10, 2026, 9:26 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

There are too many wankers in this post!

@krazzytrukker | April 10, 2026, 11:01 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Welcome to the party Edwina. Your now in this post...

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@deirdyweirdy | April 11, 2026, 11:27 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

And I thought you were a gentleman!

@krazzytrukker | April 12, 2026, 1:15 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Nope... never made that claim.

But I am kind of...

Well, You know.

AWESOME.!!

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@verdesmeralda | April 11, 2026, 1:05 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I remember that when I was a teenager, I tried to drop off my resume at a McDonald’s. There was a huge pile of papers, and they told me to put it there. I told them that with so many people applying, it was unlikely they’d call me, so I took it back—maybe I was lucky that time.

@verdesmeralda | April 11, 2026, 9:25 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Thank you for your support of my posts and for your generosity. It's been a very pleasant surprise 💚

@krazzytrukker | April 12, 2026, 1:10 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

It surprised me that you speak very little english. I speak very little spanish. And I agree that we don't know as much as we think we do about many things. I don't know. You don't know. They don't know...

That was a good post. 😉

@verdesmeralda | April 13, 2026, 2:04 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I only speak Spanish, so I copy and paste it into translation tools. Often I'm not sure if the idea I'm trying to convey is understood as I intend, haha. I try at least two translation tools, and sometimes I struggle with that.

> That was a good post. 😉

I'm glad you think so. Your posts are very original. 😉

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