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 --- A GOPHER-LIKE INTERFACE FOR HIVE BLOCKCHAIN ---

Everything is negotiable.

BY: @kryskardasz | CREATED: Feb. 22, 2018, 7:30 p.m. | VOTES: 1 | PAYOUT: $0.00 | [ VOTE ]

So today marks my 10 year anniversary as a Real Estate Agent and I just remembered my first sale showing with a buyer whom I showed a few properties that day and this was our last stop. The seller was a very peculiar man with interesting ties to the neighborhood "old timers". To give an idea it was in the Italian section of Williamsburg Brooklyn So, Mr.Luigi was giving us a tour of the property which itself had a very interesting history but it was time for the seller to let it go. Other than that the property was nothing special except for the ground floor social club/bar where the fellas had a good time.
Anyway, we were making our way down a narrow staircase into the basement my buyer was first, I was behind him and Mr. Luigi was behind me. As we were slowly making our way down to look at the mechanicals and utilities The buyer asks
" hey, is the price negotiable?" to which Mr.Luigi replied: " Of course it's negotiable, everything is negotiable, even life and death , you know like when they start screaming " NO NO NO Please don't do it , PLEASE!!!" then you think twice about it.
I almost shit my pants. as we were looking at the boiler room and didn't know if I should laugh or be scared. My buyer looked at me, we looked at Mr.Luigi and laughed it off. We didn't make a deal there and ended up making a deal at a different property, but I run into him from time to time and we
always laugh about that day.
Cheers!!

TAGS: [ #life ] [ #agent ] [ #realestate ] [ #story ] [ #writing ]

Replies

@aristone | Feb. 23, 2018, 5:50 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hahaha that sounds like some straight up mobster negotiating. Congratulations on the tenth year I am in my first. Great story thanks for sharing!

@kryskardasz | Feb. 26, 2018, 6:58 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks for reading! It's had ups and downs, but I wouldn't trade it for anything else. Wish you lots of success!!

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