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Mourning Noodles - ComedyOpenMic ROUND # 13 - ENTRY # 1

BY: @mourningnoodles | CREATED: May 17, 2018, 8:57 p.m. | VOTES: 535 | PAYOUT: $75.06 | [ VOTE ]

The most mourning_noodles this side of the LA River! Memory Dump # 20

I nominate @cryptobreakfast and @kendama-odyssey for this round of COM.

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TAGS: [ #comedyopenmic ] [ #noodles ] [ #funny ] [ #dtubedaily ] [ #dtube ]

Replies

@take5 | May 18, 2018, 2:59 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

Extra flavor, yum!

@comedyopenmic | May 18, 2018, 3:01 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

So, eating from the toilet will silence the voices in one's head?

@mourningnoodles | May 18, 2018, 3:17 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Yeah...Isn't that the case for everyone?

@buttcoins | May 18, 2018, 4:13 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

oh man.... that was great. twisted and obscure.... fucking sweet. tasty noodles with extra flavor for your morning!!

@mourningnoodles | May 18, 2018, 3:20 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

They give me the boost I need. Y'know, for those hard to reach places...

@aleross | May 23, 2018, 11:50 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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@arcange | May 18, 2018, 6:36 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

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@mourningnoodles | May 18, 2018, 8:01 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thank you so much @arcange! I look into the link now. Who is your witness?

@idikuci | May 18, 2018, 8:22 p.m. | Votes: 4 | [ VOTE ]

you are one big weirdo.

Nice to see you found your niche in comedyopenmic.

@mourningnoodles | May 18, 2018, 10:09 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Totally right, @idikuci. So thankful for comedy open mic.

@carlgnash | May 19, 2018, 6:50 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Yike! Mmmmmmmm this made me hungry :)

@mourningnoodles | May 20, 2018, 12:58 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Quite tasty!

@cryptobreakfast | May 20, 2018, 6:09 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

oh my gerdddd im dying. needs some alfredo sauce. maybe a little zaatar. otherwise i'm all about that MOURNING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLES

@aleross | May 23, 2018, 5:49 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Wow you ate a noodle out of the toilet.. I Upvoted and resteemed this cause I cant believe you did that lol.. I just had to share it..

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