THIS VALENTINE
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My girlfriend once told me that I don't have a Good sense of humor;
That I'm not funny and my puns are lame.
So when I proposed to her and said will you marry me?
She said she'll only say yes, if her Mother thinks I am Funny.
Challenge accepted.

So we went to see my mother in law to be,
Sat down. at the dinner table and I was asked to pray.
Let us bow down our heads and pray.

Father God I know this ain't thanks Giving so why are we stuck with a turkey, like mama in law, on the table?
Father, valentine only comes in Feb but my mama in-law's smile resembles a bouquet of fresh petals.
Father, before I proposed to my chicken, the mother of my chicks to be, I told my mom I wanna Marry,
Are you High on marywanna? Was her response. So father tell me if I was dating Weed all along?
Amen

My mother in-law didn't say amen
Her response was Mary this man is not your type.
But He is PUN_tastic!