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这些作弊手段简直了,各种各样,一个比一个牛

BY: @naruto1990 | CREATED: March 10, 2018, 9:57 a.m. | VOTES: 1 | PAYOUT: $0.00 | [ VOTE ]

steemit的朋友们,老实说,你们有没有做过弊?别谦虚,摸着你们的良心,告诉我答案,我绝对替你保密,哈哈。当然,除非你的作弊技巧实在是太高超了,那可是要分享出来造福全人类的。今天,就列举十大高分作弊技巧
1 指甲缝里有乾坤
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这哪里是炫技巧,这简直是考视力,羡慕你们这些视力1.0的人。不过最后一个好像写的是三角函数公式,你们看看是不是?
2 天才设计来加分
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这是哪位大神设计的圆珠笔,我要给他加鸡腿。但是有一点,如果很多人都买这样的笔的话,势必是会被老师置疑的,老师们也不蠢,稍微检查一下,马上就会发现端倪了。
3 世间万物藏胸襟
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某宝上其实真的可以定制这样的t恤,仅仅,这得要多强大的心理素质才敢穿进考场,老师真的不会发现么?以及考试的时候,频繁地盯着自己的胸,会不会太尴尬,哈哈。
4 二郎爱翘二郎腿
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这是谁发明的,哈哈哈,可真够“二”的。虽说考试时,翘个二郎腿,这些公式就一目了然了。但是有把这些公式刻在鞋底的时间,早就背下来啦。
5 关键时刻留脏辫
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哈哈哈,这个真是666。但是男生如果想做么作弊,emmmmm~准备周期有点长
6 冬季专用障眼法
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冬天上课有这么偷偷玩过手机的同学请举手,触类旁通啊,作弊居然也能这么做,哈哈。
7 心灵手巧加分项
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这个技巧完全是在考验你的动手能力,开口有必要剪的又灵活,又无暇,不然就很容易被发现。
8 计算机里藏手机
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如果你的考试是允许携带计算机的,那么恭喜你,那适当于是在告诉你带手机也没关系。
9 补脑豆浆障眼法
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首先,你得买一个豆浆包装机,哈哈。
10 运动饮料障眼法
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这招的可操作性就高多了,缩印,包装,一次搞定。

不过话说回来,列举这些小技巧可不是真的鼓励,包容你们考试作弊的行为哦,仅仅为了博君一笑啦。大家还是要通过自己素日的努力,在考场上好好发挥。真正学习到了常识,与通过一些小手段考到了高分,那种成就感是完全不一样的。

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@bichen | July 24, 2018, 8:31 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

坚持了 这么久 还是没有收获吗?

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