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Welcome to PunLiteration
Good day Steemians and welcome to PunLiteration Week 4. I must say steeming has been difficult in the past few days due to bad network reception and other unforeseen circumstances. PunLiteration usually drops Monday mornings, but it didn't yesterday. So sorry for going behind schedule. This is the first edition of PunLiteration in the month of March, and some of you will be marching to the moon with free SBDs. Keep reading…
Key Words for This Week
Key words for this week are:
minnows
trump
wonder-woman
trading
fight
selfish
sex
Wow! Trump has surfaced again, making it four times in a row. I’m beginning to think he’s trying to be famous for constantly featuring in Weekly PunLiteration. The more reason you should always resteem this post or tweet about it. 😆 😆 😆
Let's Go!
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Many magnificent minnows are
marching meticulously early morning
to the moon to mine material money
since the month of March presents
a meaningful MONDAY.
Trump threw tankard tantrums to
threaten Tim Howard for not telling
the truth on Tyler Terry’s TV
talk show last TUESDAY.
Warren Wilson’s sister, Warren Winifred,
wrapped a rope around Williams her
cheating boyfriend while watching
wonder woman on WEDNESDAY.
Thanks to Tina for taking time to
think of Tracey who's in Tunisia
trading toxin & tartaric acid on a made
in Tokyo train this THURSDAY.
Fatima’s famous first fist fight was
fought against Fabrizio Fabron, a fresh
Frenchman from France who fancied
fighting females on FRIDAY.
Surely stunned Shola isn’t sure if she
should start selling seafood after
sister Sandra systematically screamed
you’re a selfish sinner last SATURDAY.
Shy Segun Soludo seemed severely sick,
so he secretly sought sex from sentimental
Sharon Stone to gain some special
strength before service on SUNDAY
Laughter Quote of The Week
>Always laugh when you can.
It is cheap medicine — Lord Byron
A cheap medicine that can improve
your health and extend your life span.
Trust me, you need a daily dose of it.
PunLiteration is here to help.😆
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Disclaimer
I do not claim the names and events in the above write up are real. Laugh willingly in the best possible way you can if you find it interestingly funny as intended.
Previous Weekly PunLiteration (PWPL)
Feel free to click on any/all of the links below to see what you have missed;
https://steemit.com/busy/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-1
https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-2
https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-3
WEEKLY PUNLITERATION CONTEST #1
Let me see how punny my readers can be. Write an original punliteration of any day of the week in the comment box to win .700SBDs (.100SBD for each winning entry). Please read slowly so you don’t mistake a decimal point for a fool stop. 😆 😆 😆 Some selected winners will be featured in week 5 with a mention. For now, I’m the sole judge of this competition.
Rules
Upvote this post.
Resteem this post.
Only one entry per person
See example below
>Shy Segun Soludo seemed severely sick,
so he secretly sought sex from sentimental
Sharon Stone to gain some special
strength before service on SUNDAY
