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And You Asked For Nude (COM 22)

BY: @onyima | CREATED: July 18, 2018, 10:21 a.m. | VOTES: 22 | PAYOUT: $2.74 | [ VOTE ]

https://s26.postimg.cc/3z50bhaqx/unnamed_6.jpg

So ladies a piece of advice, there's a reason why it's usually the guys who ask for Nudes, there are something you could see in the bedroom but shouldn't on the phone.

But if you wanna try..... he's one
https://s26.postimg.cc/ka547u595/IMG_20180522_161831.jpg

A friend of mine requested nudes from the dude who has been so benevolent on her expenses and whose only requisition was a proposition of love and occasionally transfer sexy pics.

Well all in the name of familarity she decided to ask for some return pics...... and ofcourse got her request....

I nominate @okeagu10 and @youngsteem to come COM

TAGS: [ #comedyopenmic ] [ #funny ] [ #punchline ] [ #blog ] [ #life ]

Replies

@idikuci | July 18, 2018, 8:10 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

"friend" of yours... Yeah right.

@onyima | July 18, 2018, 8:33 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Shhhh..... don't tell anyone
It's actually my aunt

@buttcoins | July 18, 2018, 8:16 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

oh my oh my..... could i sign up for more photos of him....more poses and more revealing if possible please.

@onyima | July 18, 2018, 8:43 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I thinks thats all the selfies he can take for now, anymore and you be wishing to unsee what you saw.
But I could make some request for you, I'll ask my ~~aunt~~ friend for the @buttcoins special collection

@doomsdaychassis | July 19, 2018, 12:40 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

If i had known you were going to put my pic on blast I would have cleaned up a bit.

@onyima | July 20, 2018, 7:50 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

That's exactly why I didn't tell you

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