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BUFFERING..... Why !!!! (COM 22 ENTRY 2)

BY: @onyima | CREATED: July 20, 2018, 8:25 a.m. | VOTES: 14 | PAYOUT: $2.04 | [ VOTE ]

So it's been going good... great to say actually, but the only problem, $20.
That's all I had in my account... $20, in other words I was broke but nonetheless, Man must catch fun

I login
Pay the subscription fee of $19.99/20mins
Put on my headset
First word alright baby, want some gooooood action
Me: Yes... Yes (nodding right away)

Next thing I know

Shhhhhhhhhhhh
..............
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
.................
*** Your Live Stream is currently buffering, do wait a moment***
1... 2... 3.... 5....10....18 mins gone
And it comes back

Me: Oh yes finally, time for action

Then she says
Thanks for subscribing, see you next time

Nooo...
https://s26.postimg.cc/p9tu7mfm1/IMG_20180530_162440.jpg
Me looking at the website and my account balance

No jokes, experience speaking here

I nominate @oluwaalexbee and @egetex for come COM

TAGS: [ #comedyopenmic ] [ #funny ] [ #punchline ] [ #blog ] [ #meme ]

Replies

@bobaphet | July 20, 2018, 10:49 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

You should have just had a wank and saved $20 ^^
Peace.

@onyima | July 20, 2018, 7:03 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Wank indeed it was to be, but a little live show wouldn't have hurt

@haikubot | July 20, 2018, 7:04 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Wank indeed it was
To be, but a little live
Show wouldn't have hurt

                 - onyima

I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

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