Oh mayo my dear, on bread of wheat,
you are so swell, you cant be beat,
porcelain white, and buttery smooth
your tangy taste I do behoove
your good with tuna, and great with bread
your magic taste is in my head.
but you cost too much when I saw you in store
so I took you and ran, right out the door.
I slipped, slapped
You sputtered, spewed
security jumped me, and soon I was subdued.
the judge gave me 20, he threw me the book,
and of my dear sweet mayo, I never partook.
Mayo
BY: @ploopythedolphin | CREATED: Sept. 11, 2017, 1:36 a.m. | VOTES: 2 | PAYOUT: $0.00 | [ VOTE ]
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