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A conversation with my barber

BY: @revisesociology | CREATED: May 31, 2026, 6:07 p.m. | VOTES: 280 | PAYOUT: $7.33 | [ VOTE ]

Who was rather annoyed about his tax bill!

The thing he's annoyed about is the £90K VAT Threshold - if you have a small business and your revenue is < £90K then you don't need to be VAT registered, but if it's over £90K a year then you do need to be VAT registered.

But the problem is there is no taper - there is a cliff, so if your revenue is £89K then you pay 0 VAT, if it's £90K you pay 20% on the lot.

If your turnover was £100K then you'd pay ~£16.7K in VAT, leaving you with just over £83K.

So you have to earn A LOT MORE once you hit this threshold to make it worthwhile....

If you have got a revenue of around £90K then it makes no sense to boost this slightly to £110, you'd still be taking home less than if you held it at £90K, and if you've got rent and rates to pay out of that like my barber does then it makes no sense to earn slightly more.

He's in a tricky situation, it's not as if he can suddenly just generate another £30K overnight, it's a risk.

In fact it's a known thing to business researchers in the UK, plenty of evidence of businesses around that threshold closing their doors for a month to avoid just going over it, for example.

HMRC say they like the simplicity of the current system, I say why not just make everyone pay it but then just give a rebate of 100% up to £90K and that make the VAT payable on anything over £90K.

It's so simple and relatively cost effective.

I think my barber is right to be annoyed....

I just wish he'd had been a little bit less distracted - he spent AGES shaving my head (three grades of zero) and much less time on the beard which is the main reason I went there and did a less than ideal job on that, nothing disastrous.

And the poor guy after me.... my appointment over ran by 20 minutes!

Damn the HMRC!

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@solorzanot | May 31, 2026, 6:28 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Your barber's frustration with that tax law loophole is totally understandable. In the end, the worst part was that he got so distracted complaining that he neglected your beard trim

@shanibeer | May 31, 2026, 8:04 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

That would be much simpler because one of the problems is that up to £90k, businesses are not charging VAT, but if they slip over the threshold, they have to pay out something that hasn't come in.

HMRC has a lot to answer for, although I never thought it would be poorly trimmed beards!

@shanibeer | May 31, 2026, 8:04 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

so pleased you haven't got an AI generated image on here. they are so deadening.

@revisesociology | May 31, 2026, 8:46 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Yes that's a fair point, when you have to 'pay on account' - HMRC is awful.

@steevc | May 31, 2026, 9 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

That does seem like a crap system, but they manage to do income tax bands where you only pay the extra tax on what is over the threshold. Of course it's more complex with a business, but that's what we have computers for!

You definitely don't want your barber to be distracted. Mine does say that the running costs are high. He was operating on his own for a while after someone was taking from the till, but has a second guy there now so they can take more customers. It's a business you can't move online, but I wonder if we'll ever let robots cut our hair?

@behiver | May 31, 2026, 9:44 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

We cannot escape taxes, but for me what's annoying is when there aren't clear rules and supportive ways to declare those (like a free tax software to report transactions). Paying hundreds or thousands of dollars for a tax software seems pretty dumb to me.

@antisocialist | June 1, 2026, 1:38 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Have they done away with cash over there?
I guess maybe the cameras would rat you out, anyways.

Ya'll used to be a little more feral, imo.
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