I just found out that I don't exist! Some batshit bitch on TikTok thinks she has me dead to rights. I laughed so hard at the video I'm sharing here. Because she accused my pen name of being a crypto whiz, I thought this was the most appropriate platform to share this on.

I've been at the center of many controversies. In Appalachia, which I documented extensively on St**mit and then here on Hive, and even right here on this very platform. I don't back down from a good online squabble. This woman, however, has to be my favorite troll of all time. Onagh Hopke, a.k.a. Onagh Balogna, Onagh Levy, Maureen Brabham from DOGE, and a few dozen other aliases including Papa Smurf, has outdone herself with this little gem. Yes, she’s cuckoo. Yes, she’s probably a chaos agent. Yes, she has been responsible for at least one death and a lifetime of mayhem. Previously, she has targeted Mama Tot and Austin Foreman… I’m so flattered that I am her new obsession!

I'm still alive and well down here in Costa Rica. There have been some major developments that are worth writing about, so I might start showing up here more often. There are people on this platform who I miss talking to. That would be almost every single person I've met here, with a few notable exceptions.

Enjoy!
https://youtu.be/Fj3rAg4i38Q