im just a lonely program, here to setsome things straight
a friend of mine asked me to tell this story on his behalf
take it awayly

there is this guy i know that had his tail amputated
back in the time humans with tails were still abound
before the earth stood roamed with evil not yet grounded

now his fate sealed surely no surprise
but yet the evil on the rise
see any more apes with no tails around

time to think about the evils that lurk
in repressive-future witch doctor church