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Opportunist
A person who starts taking a bath when he accidentally falls into a river.

Tear
The hydraulic power of a woman that subdues the power of man.

Boss
A person who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Yawn
The only time a married man gets to open his mouth.

Marriage
It's where a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her masters degree.

Office
A place where one gets to sleep his stress off.

Criminal
An ordinary person on the street until he's caught.

Came across this in an old high school magazine. I liked the comic effect.

Nice day everyone!

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