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 --- A GOPHER-LIKE INTERFACE FOR HIVE BLOCKCHAIN ---

SHIT can now be staked!

BY: @shitbot | CREATED: June 24, 2019, 4:19 p.m. | VOTES: 63 | PAYOUT: $29.01 | [ VOTE ]

14 day cooldown / 14 transactions

https://i.imgur.com/I8i55Ce.gif
SHIT tokens have no value.
SHIT should never be sold, for real.
SHIT should never be purchased, again, it's worthless SHIT.
SHIT is not backed by anything.
SHIT is 100% unpredictable.
SHIT may be flushed at any time.

Long live SHIT.

Visit the Bathroom (wallet/information)

Give @shitbot a follow, and get ready for some fun!

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Replies

@bluerobo | June 24, 2019, 4:24 p.m. | Votes: 4 | [ VOTE ]

No shit????
What kind of a shitshow is this!?!?!
I'm losing my shit!!!111

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@berniesanders | June 25, 2019, 7:25 p.m. | Votes: 12 | [ VOTE ]

Shit!

@bluerobo | June 25, 2019, 7:47 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

My word

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@emrebeyler | June 26, 2019, 7:47 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

testing stuff

@immanuel94 | June 24, 2019, 4:27 p.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

What do I get if I stake my SHIT at my bathroom? More SHIT?!

@bluerobo | June 24, 2019, 4:33 p.m. | Votes: 5 | [ VOTE ]

Do as the monkeys do. Then you get more shit.
All. The. Time.

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@berniesanders | June 25, 2019, 7:25 p.m. | Votes: 14 | [ VOTE ]

Shit!

@swiftcash | June 24, 2019, 4:44 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

This post has received a 10.00% complementary upvote from @swiftcash πŸ€‘

@pizzaboy77 | June 24, 2019, 5:09 p.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

Reggie Watts:

Fuck Shit Stack

Yo, Uh. Word. Adjective. Pronoun. Adverb
Run on and on and on
Where my gerunds at?
Parenthetical, uh

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

You take some shit, put it up on the wall, check it out for a while
You take that shit up off of the wall, put it down on the floor in a glass bowl
You take some fuck, put it up on the wall where the shit used to be
You take that fuck up off of the wall, put it down on the floor
With the shit in a glass bowl
What? Yo, here's another little piece of advice-vice

You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, nigga

I make references to weaponry
Ancient or new
I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason
Other than to create a false sense of importance
Of which I could never retain on my own
I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity
So y'all motherfuckers could never get near to me

I'm a cartoon character
You'll never be able to be like me! (me me)

I like women
I like women
I like the concept of a woman
I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object
I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos
Have them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes

I like to take some car polish, smear it all over they asses
And buff that shit out so it looks like fresh peaches and shit
I like to take some more of that car polish and smear it all over they tits
And buff that shit out so it looks all sparkly, like diamond necklaces and shit

Why?

Cuz I'm a lady's man
A lady's man
A la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lady's man

I'm a materialist
I'm a materialist
I'll take a piece-of-shit car and I'll lower the motherfuckah;
Put some 18-inch rims on the motherfuckah;
Take some neon, put it underneath the motherfuckah
So when I roll around this town it looks like I hover (hover hover)

I like to take a flat-panel display monitor
Put one on the steering column
One inside of the glovebox
One on top of the dashboard
Two in back of the headrests
One mounted in the ceiling
Two still in the motherfucking packaging on the back seat
So when my motherfucking friends go and sit on the shit and break it (word?)
I can honestly say:

I. Just. Don't. Give. A. Fuck

You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, nigga

Yo, where my girls at?
Where my girls at?
Where my grills at?
Where my grills at?

Where my girls at?
Where my girls at?
Where my grills at?
Where my grills at?
(Where is they?)

Fuck shit, fuck shit
Fuck shit, fuck shit

Fuck shit, fuck shit
Fuck shit, fuck shit

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@berniesanders | June 25, 2019, 7:25 p.m. | Votes: 15 | [ VOTE ]

Shit!

@pizzaboy77 | June 25, 2019, 8:59 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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@ione15 | June 24, 2019, 5:14 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Wo ist die sterbende Blume hmm

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@pizzaboy77 | June 24, 2019, 5:17 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Sie wurde mit einem franzΓΆsischen Salatdressing serviert und gegessen...

... war lecker.

;)

@berniesanders | June 25, 2019, 7:25 p.m. | Votes: 12 | [ VOTE ]

Shit!

@berniesanders | June 25, 2019, 7:25 p.m. | Votes: 12 | [ VOTE ]

Shit!

@steemitboard | June 25, 2019, 3:13 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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@stokjockey | June 25, 2019, 4:43 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I am always on the Lookout for FREE SHIT !!!

@berniesanders | June 25, 2019, 7:25 p.m. | Votes: 13 | [ VOTE ]

Shit!

@stokjockey | June 25, 2019, 7:34 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I know Right

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@leeyh | June 25, 2019, 5:21 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I followed you !!!

@berniesanders | June 25, 2019, 7:25 p.m. | Votes: 12 | [ VOTE ]

Shit!

@sudutpandang | June 25, 2019, 10:05 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Shit ...

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@berniesanders | June 25, 2019, 7:25 p.m. | Votes: 13 | [ VOTE ]

Shit!

@sudutpandang | June 25, 2019, 7:39 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Shit .,..,.,.,
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@nickgrujic | June 27, 2019, 3:12 p.m. | Votes: 13 | [ VOTE ]

thats the best looking picture ive seen of you beanie boy
you are looking a little brown there
is it because of your last name or are you sticking them needles in your jugualr again like the pincushion you are son
hows that nasty infected gash of a wife of yours doing
i see she started most of this kuweii garbage since she is a jealous fuck and wants attn just like you
you two shitstains were made for each other but in saying that her word is better than yours
hahahaha go on flag beanie flag you sorry jerkoff cumstain

@iflagtrash | June 27, 2019, 3:12 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

You are trash. Trash gets flagged.https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPqTOGf3MMAaJR6/giphy.gif https://i.imgur.com/LA9FarR.gif

@abusereports | June 27, 2019, 3:12 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

WARNING: IF YOU REPLY TO THE ACCOUNT ABOVE YOU WILL BE FLAGGED, YOUR COMMENT HIDDEN, YOUR REP HARMED AND ALL OF YOUR REWARDS REMOVED!!!

@joanawatts | June 30, 2019, 4:19 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

What a shit day

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@steemitboard | March 12, 2020, 8:03 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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