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okupational hazard #2

BY: @smokedcaffe | CREATED: Feb. 6, 2018, 9:44 p.m. | VOTES: 2 | PAYOUT: $0.00 | [ VOTE ]

The following piece is from an experimental series called “okupational hazard” which many might find offensive.
The series is a tongue-in-cheek parody of various professionals and their occupations.

i fotografer
with this foto camera, i kapture
image
i don't take foto, i kapture
image, you know
kapturing life, day by day
what, iz not only foto. it iz
image, it tell story
this art

hello fellow fotograf, how iz
your equipment
i am kreative, fellow fotograf
person also kreative
belong to kreative kommunity

look natural please, for portrait
i take laughter, tears too,
fotografer no discriminate
my image must tell story, you
remember

experimenting through lens
look, i kreate
wedding foto, my butterbread
canon or nikon, no slr no real
fotografer

i am fotograf

https://pixabay.com/get/e834b40f28f1033ed1584d05fb0938c9bd22ffd41cb0164890f3c07ba7/photographer-1150052_1280.jpg
Image source: Pixabay

professional

photographer

art

occupation

satire

offensive

TAGS: [ #photography ] [ #funny ] [ #writing ] [ #story ] [ #life ]

Replies

@lahvista | Feb. 7, 2018, 12:20 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

LOL. My daughter is a pro. She probably wouldn't appreciate it, but I think it's a hoot.

@smokedcaffe | Feb. 7, 2018, 12:39 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks so much! I'm glad that this obscure humour of mine is appreciated :D
My wife's a pro photographer also, and she appreciated this while also giving me the side-eye haha xD

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