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okupational hazard #3

BY: @smokedcaffe | CREATED: Feb. 9, 2018, 4:34 p.m. | VOTES: 2 | PAYOUT: $0.00 | [ VOTE ]

The following piece is from an experimental series called “okupational hazard”
which many might find offensive.
The series is a tongue-in-cheek parody of various professionals and their
occupations.

i am akountant

so profession, look at my suit
going to office
in few years, i will have more moneyz

akountants not boring, grr
auditing, analyse, where are your
asset
your finance safe with me
do you know my firm, iz pricewater-
detoilet,
so big
kutthroat, korporate world

fast pace, executive jobe
will sit on board meeting, did board
exam
akountants not boring, grr
budget, taxes, my briefcase full
big business, you know

i am akount

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmabf7foe85cyoFraHWwf86FGYC6JVEJKeeTmqWK8zas4E/jeremy-beadle-129624.jpg]
Photo by Jeremy Beadle on Unsplash

professional

accountant

job

occupation

satire

offensive

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