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Joke766444

BY: @srvoter | CREATED: May 14, 2018, 4:35 p.m. | VOTES: 25 | PAYOUT: $0.18 | [ VOTE ]

অপারেশনের রোগীকে কয়েকদিন পরে দেখে-

চিকিৎসক : আরে আপনি! কী খবর? এখন কেমন আছেন? কোনো সমস্যা হচ্ছে না তো?

রোগী : না, কোনো সমস্যা হচ্ছে না। তবে হয়েছি কী, এখন দম নেওয়ার সময় আর ছাড়ার সময় বুকের ভেতরটায় টিকটিক শব্দ হয়।

চিকিৎসক : তাই তো বলি, আমার এতো দামি ব্রান্ডের হাতঘড়িটা কই গেল?

TAGS: [ #joke ]

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