Once upon a terribly dreadful time there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul male or female that lived on my smelly stinky orange old rotten messy busted cul-de-sac between Belmont and Rose which are both Gay-ass Streets Like North street or some shit that reminds me of a celebrity like Paris Hilton or some blonde loser that doesnt even know the capital of her own country which is the United States of America aka: The U.S.A which is a pristine nation of beauty opposing to a country as the country of Somalia and Belgium a part of Europe which doesnt even have a government its just in a complete state of anarchy just like my mind and soul which are both filled with outrageous nonsense that Im typing down right now into some fat long sentence that probably makes no sense but who cares Im trying to set some sort of weird record here like most ducks snorted or some weird thing like that and if I do set some sort of record I will be in the Guinness Book of World Records (though anti-American and pro European a place of pitty and despair as Somalia is) which was always my dream because that book has a whole bunch a cool and weird stuff in it and I would Become famous and add to the weirdness of the book like some of their records which reminds me of the Rob & Big where Rob sets all of those skateboarding Records And Big Black eats bananas and donuts and three weeks later they both get plaques saying the record they set and I want to get one of those so thats why Im writing all of this stuff down without ever using a period or some other sentence ending mark like an exclamation point or a question mark or any other symbol that could possibly end my streak of words that is really long now and would take me a while to count just like counting sheep which is supposed to put you to sleep but it really keeps you awake because you want to keep counting and counting until you dont know what comes after trillions but that would take Years or something because it would take a while just to count a trillion seconds or minutes would be even worse just like how ducks are worse that geese because they are more aggressive around their young unlike great white sharks which are often eaten by their mothers when they are born and the ones who do make it out alive have no mother to teach them how to hunt or whatever because none of that matters because us human beings have mothers unless they die or run off with some CEO of a big company or someone else who makes a lot of money and then they leave you with your dad and you are jealous of your friends if you have any because they have moms and you dont because your mom was some greedy pig who wanted money but ended up only getting the money part and she bought drugs because she was depressed and ended up killing herself from an overdose and you wouldnt even know about it until you become some rich person and check the files somewhere and learn that she died of a overdose and you eyes get all teary and then you start crying because you know that you wouldnt be alive without that woman you called mom and I just found out right now that the longest sentence is like 10000 words so I have a ways to go and you have to go with me so lets go to 6th gear and throw out some words like Emphysema which I had to do a report on in 4th grade because we had a ton of projects and this was the disease one and we chose diseases out of a hat and I came out with Emphysema which is a form of lung cancer which is 98% caused by smoking which reminds me of the way my dad describes smoking: you get plant leaves wrap them in paper light it on fire and suck on it which is normally a sentence but not today because Im setting out on the quest for a long sentence that Im typing up which reminds me of a story my grandpa told me about himself when he was your age about how they covered the letters on the type writers and they had to type so that they could memorize where the letters are on a type writer and my grandpa says he will never regret taking that class because it helped him out a lot when it came to typing and now a days he is not bad a typing at all because He is almost as fast as me because I am a pretty fast typer and writing this article isnt taking very long and expect being pretty far pretty soon at the pace Im going right now so there are going to be some serious records getting busted when Im finally finished writing this article on this dumb website which will probably end up huffing this article even though it is fun-packed and joyful and keeps the reader reading when they use that excuse to mom saying just one more sentence but that sentence is 10000 words long and still continuing to go at a reasonable pace and it is going to shatter most of those long sentence records just like how the chargers are going to shatter the most consecutive years without a super bowl win record and I doubt that they will win one in the near future but they patriots are going to win some serious super bowls because they are the best team ever even better than the cowboys or 49ers and no one cares a bout them so go patriots and boo chargers even though I live in San Diego and Like the Padres I hate the Chargers because they are bad and the padres are bad too but I dont care because they are my favorite team and the dodgers are my least favorite along with the Yankees because the Yankees get a lot of money to spend and the padres and marlins get almost nothing and then the Yankees buy a-rod for a lot and the Rays get almost no money but are still fighting for first place this season without expensive players like Derek jeter or a-rod or johnny damon or whoever because they are an all around better team that can beat the Yankees even though the Yankees can beat the royals a lot who really suck because they suck more that the padres do and so do the mariners and Rockies even thought the Rockies went to the world series last year they lost and havent stopped losing for a while now either and they are last place in the nl west and that is where the padres used to be but they started hitting homeruns and winning games and are dong pretty good right now despite having little offense except for Adrian Gonzalez who is leading the NL in RBIs even though he is on the team who scores the least runs in the league but they are not last in homeruns though they are like 5 away or something but Im not sure so screw that and lets talk about something fun like water or food or dirt or something but I think food is the best because their is a lot of things to talk about with food like you r favorite food which mine happens to be some spicy burrito form Chipotle mexican grill and it is very good just like this macaroni my mom made one time that had bread crumbs on top and it was very good like all of the food they serve on top chef which I wish I could be a judge for because they have a lot of good food on that show and it makes my mouth water whenever I watch it and that is why I watch it because the food is totally awesome and sometimes I hate the people but they end up getting eliminated like the Dance crews in Frances Best Dance Crew which is a great show and you should watch it because people do good dancing like the JFrabbawockeez because they won the first season and they are very good just like supreme soul and So real crew and phresh select and super cr3w and Im only at 1500 words right now so I have to write some serious stuff like a life biography about myself and anything Ive ever done which includes going to big bear to ski fishing breathing swimming going farting eating sleeping and a whole lot more stuff which reminds me of 4th grade again when my teacher was debating with the class whether a lot was one or two words and all of the kids including myself said one while the teacher said two and he was right and we were wrong but no one cared because we all had fun arguing about and I have fun arguing with my friends about football and not baseball because in baseball we all like the same team but in football I like the patriots and my friends like the chargers and the 49ers and the eagles and the saints but my team always woops their teams ass and they say that the patriots cheat and thats how they won even though the patriots just pwned their team and they suck and my team is good but we all agree when it comes to baseball because we all like the padres and we never really argue over anything in baseball which is my favorite sport and I play it and I am good a it and I want it to be my profession but I doubt that that will happen so my backup plan is being a cop because you get all of the benefits and you get paid after you retire which is good news and I would also like to be some government dude or something like that because they get the benefits too so it would be cool to work for the government which reminds me that my principal worked at the white house and taught the president email because he was the computer guy or something like that so h knows a whole bunch of computer crap like my dad and he is fat too so everyone makes fun of him and I think he huffs kittens too but I am not sure and about that and what the hell is up with all the n00b and kitten huffing on this gay ass website like all of the things like the writer may have been huffing kittens and stuff like that it really annoys the hell out of me just like other things such as when people clip their finger nails it makes that weird noise that get me all crazy and I hate it just like how me friend hates the sound of chalk on a chalkboard which I find soothing and relaxing but he gets really annoyed and psyched out and he is also very pale-skinned and so is the rest of his family so it must have been some genetic thing like twins and clones and whole bunch of other confusing science crap that I learned a long time ago in 7th grade or something which was when we watched movies in class like UHF which has weird al in it and it is very funny because weird al has to save a TV station with a whole bunch of weird shows like wheel of fish and rauls wild kingdom with a whole bunch of cool animals like flamingos and turtles and stuff like that but who cares lets get to the meaty part of this article which is the part where I write the longest word known to man which is Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine which is cut out because it has 189819 words so wikipedia had to cut out the middle part and the longest word is the name of a protein which is the largest known to man to so big names go to big things is apparently the moral of this story ladies and gentleman the road doesnt stop here and I have to continue no matter what you say or think so I should just write some story now that has no periods so lets start with a guy named Carl who liked fish and women and he went to Claras house and they had a good food but that isnt enough of a story to set the record so I think Ill just stick to writing random crap which really makes no sense at all and here is some random picture that shows a guy who has two legs and another guy who has three who is mocking the guy with two legs because he rips his flesh in disgust every night and you think about who would be dumb enough to rip their flesh instead of cut the ring off or something that doesnt involve entirely gruesome crap like that and I have another life after this one just like how cats have 9 lives I have three because Im on my second one right now and it is great and you might think Im a whole new person but you are thinking wrong its just when I died I came back t life and next time I die Ill come back to life again and then when I die Ill be dead for sure which reminds me of Stephen kings book called pet sematary which is coo because people come back to life because there was a burial ground that bring people back to life if they are dead and that book is a great book and you should read it along with the Harry potter series which has magic in it and it is cool too so dont shank yourself when you are cutting that meat for dinner or you might die of massive blood loss or might just need a band aid I mean that works too or you dont even need a band aid because I dont use them and I have never gotten and infection in my life so maybe Im lucky or have an alligator immune system or something but I dont use band aids and I dont use Neosporin on my cuts so Im some sort of miracle I guess but Im wasting twenty minutes of my miracle life on this retard article that I just want the Guinness book of world records to see and go that is the longest thing ever and have me in their book so Im striving towards that goal right now and Im not stopping until I hit at least 3000 words and then Ill do the construction thing and finish thing up tomorrow or sometime after now and I will be the author of the longest single sentence on the planet earth which will be a real accomplishment on my part so you can be real jealous right now because I am making history right in front of you and if you are still reading this I am truly impressed because this article must be getting really boring by now and maybe your not even reading this just scanning the article for periods which Im afraid you will not find until the very end of this article which is a very very long way away and if you are a slow reader well sucks for you but now I have to use that construction thing and I will finish this and now I am back after a hard day at work but Im still going now so get ready to rumble with this long thing called a sentence that is as long as Mt. Everest is tall and the Marinas Trench is deep and speaking of the ocean fish of all kinds live in the ocean such as puffer fish which are poisonous to eat if not prepared right and will make you die after and you ADMINS BETTER NOT DELETE THIS BECAUSE IT IS SOME RECORD and if you do delete it well I will have this saved and what will you do then you people who will want to delete this because you dont care about people trying to break records so dont delete this or I will boycott Uncyclopedia and will be very mad at you guys like how I am Mad at Tim for being so annoying just like Celebrities and loud people and people who dont brush their teeth which makes me think of killing myself except I wouldnt do that because I am some sort of miracle as you probably read before or not because you are tired of reading this jumble of words that are still making a grammatically correct sentence that is breaking records right now and I wont stop until you let me break some serious records like longest sentence and some other weird stuff that I might get an award for or something but I also want that Guinness record plaque that you get for setting a monster record like most consecutive noses picked with boogers in them or something completely obscure like that which is like a bunch of the articles on this website which are actually some times funny like how to solve a 1x1x1 Rubiks cube which made me laugh pretty good and the star wars one is good too so never delete those two because they are funny unlike this article because this article is more boring than funny but who cares some retard might laugh at this bundle of crap and I think that I will put that crap tag on this article so people know that this article isnt really funny but that it is long and boring like Dances with Wolves and some other long movies that you actually fall asleep during which is hard for me to do so I tend not to nut I did when I watched Dances with Wolves because it was really boring like counting sheep to a trillion or some other large number that some little kid says he wishes he had that many dollars but he will never get that many dollars because there isnt even that many in circulation right now and if there was that would be some major inflation right there so dont think you can get that much money kid because then you would not be doing this country a favor which it desperately needs I might add so instead burn money instead of make it and lower inflation rates and do everyone a favor except for the people who are already really rich and dont care about inflation and would rather drive an escalade instead of a Prius in times like this with all of the gas prices and stuff that would drive up your bill but they dont notice because they have a lot of money and dont care therefore they should die and burn in hell with all of the lawyers and other bad people on this ball we call earth that really isnt a perfect sphere because of the mountains and valleys makes it look all jagged but from space it looks like a sphere but looks may be deceiving so dont think that the world is a sphere no matter what other people say and tell them to eat themselves when they try to convince you that the earth is really a sphere but it isnt just like how most ignorant people think that Columbus found America but he really didnt that was Leif Erickson but Columbus really found the Bahamas thinking they were penis outside of china and he was wrong so everyone forget Columbus and remember some other sailor like Henry Hudson who tried to find the northern passage but didnt so his crew killed him but a he was a great man any way so remember him instead of Columbus or remember William Penn who created Pennsylvania or remember your grandma or someone but not Columbus so go ahead and think that the earth is flat even though it isnt and it can have for corners if you think about it so go die and fall off a cliff or something interesting like that or at least get a life that want to penis e a cool record like the one Im setting right now so go to a pawnshop and buy a life or kill yourself and get a new one or something weird like that or I will force you to and if you are still reading this you are an amazing human because I forget most of the stuff Ive written already except for the great white shark thing at the beginning of the article and I remember that I need to go see some good movies tomorrow or sometime in the near future like within a week or something but forget that Im only at 3500 words now so lets go to 4000 penis and then maybe Ill call it quits because this is boring and I would rather write another article that is good and long but not all one sentence like this one so lets come up with some final five hundred words or so to say before I stop writing all of the nonsense so lets brainstorm ideas like poo ducks lemons flanges more ducks and star wars which sound about like enough and I like star wars out of there so lets talk about some penis star wars stuff like Kit Fisto who has weird tentacle things on his head and Ki-Adi-Mundi who has two brains and is on the Jediwhich is penis honor and privilege because it is and Kit Fisto gets killed by Palpatine in the 3rd movie like Mace Windu who is cool and I like his light saber because it is purple unlike the standard blue and green colors which I prefer green out of but most people seem to like the blue colors but who cares about them they like blue and green is better so you better not like blue or you are some lame person that will be lame for the rest of your life like some people who think that they are cool but are really posers and they live their life not knowing that they are continually mocked and made fun of all of the time behind their backs and that they are really dumb or something so go out and tell all of the posers you know to not be posers anymore and tell them that they should go jump in a lake or something insulting like that and make them run and cry and you can laugh at them and hope they dont tell their mom who will be mad at you so maybe you shouldnt even do that you should just laugh at them behind their backs while they live the poser life and Im near 4000 words now so let me slow down now yeah I have about a hundred words left so let me write down the exact amount before I stop writing so let me finish this thing up by talking about donuts and their fried goodness and how they make you fat and stuff but they do taste good so you should eat them because they are good and they taste good even though you could get fat but no one cares so eat them and be happy and I am starting to near 4000 now so just be a bit patient and this has been fun guys so let me finish right about where you should wait for it and wait till right about where we are almost there having just two more for that you should wait while this actually isnt going to stop because I want this to keep going for a little while longer so that I can still break some record but man am I tired so I think I will actually shut up now nope this has to continue forever and will continue for years and then a Bert killed the 3-legged guy and ate his orange while pooping and then I shall say the birds name is a bird who walked across the street killed a guy with a Minecraft nose and stuff. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence but its notbecause I just keep on adding commas and its pretty easy if you think about it so anyway there is this girl at school and shes my friend and all but shes turning really mean its a different person and im trying to beat the record but that girl who likes this boy who likes this girl and who likes this other boy and that same kid likes this other girl but that girl like another guy but the guy is actualy a 40 year old man that eats penis for a living for the ability to never show the meerkats whos doing the write things oh and my last remark is that socialism does not work because look at Europe and Greece which is failing miserably America always wins there is no doubt about Americas beauty Amen and I just made it longer and longer still as I continue to talk and talk and talk and talk throughout this though I believe it would be referred to more as typing so I will continue to type and type and type and type and type until I grow bored of it and I have so I will take my leave soon but not before I say that I somehow managed to make this already super long sentence longer so HALLEILUIA!

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Once upon a terribly dreadful time there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul male or female that lived on my smelly stinky orange old rotten messy busted cul-de-sac between Belmont and Rose which are both Gay-ass Streets Like North street or some shit that reminds me of a celebrity like Paris Hilton or some blonde loser that doesnt even know the capital of her own country which is the United States of America aka: The U.S.A which is a pristine nation of beauty opposing to a country as the country of Somalia and Belgium a part of Europe which doesnt even have a government its just in a complete state of anarchy just like my mind and soul which are both filled with outrageous nonsense that Im typing down right now into some fat long sentence that probably makes no sense but who cares Im trying to set some sort of weird record here like most ducks snorted or some weird thing like that and if I do set some sort of record I will be in the Guinness Book of World Records (though anti-American and pro European a place of pitty and despair as Somalia is) which was always my dream because that book has a whole bunch a cool and weird stuff in it and I would Become famous and add to the weirdness of the book like some of their records which reminds me of the Rob & Big where Rob sets all of those skateboarding Records And Big Black eats bananas and donuts and three weeks later they both get plaques saying the record they set and I want to get one of those so thats why Im writing all of this stuff down without ever using a period or some other sentence ending mark like an exclamation point or a question mark or any other symbol that could possibly end my streak of words that is really long now and would take me a while to count just like counting sheep which is supposed to put you to sleep but it really keeps you awake because you want to keep counting and counting until you dont know what comes after trillions but that would take Years or something because it would take a while just to count a trillion seconds or minutes would be even worse just like how ducks are worse that geese because they are more aggressive around their young unlike great white sharks which are often eaten by their mothers when they are born and the ones who do make it out alive have no mother to teach them how to hunt or whatever because none of that matters because us human beings have mothers unless they die or run off with some CEO of a big company or someone else who makes a lot of money and then they leave you with your dad and you are jealous of your friends if you have any because they have moms and you dont because your mom was some greedy pig who wanted money but ended up only getting the money part and she bought drugs because she was depressed and ended up killing herself from an overdose and you wouldnt even know about it until you become some rich person and check the files somewhere and learn that she died of a overdose and you eyes get all teary and then you start crying because you know that you wouldnt be alive without that woman you called mom and I just found out right now that the longest sentence is like 10000 words so I have a ways to go and you have to go with me so lets go to 6th gear and throw out some words like Emphysema which I had to do a report on in 4th grade because we had a ton of projects and this was the disease one and we chose diseases out of a hat and I came out with Emphysema which is a form of lung cancer which is 98% caused by smoking which reminds me of the way my dad describes smoking: you get plant leaves wrap them in paper light it on fire and suck on it which is normally a sentence but not today because Im setting out on the quest for a long sentence that Im typing up which reminds me of a story my grandpa told me about himself when he was your age about how they covered the letters on the type writers and they had to type so that they could memorize where the letters are on a type writer and my grandpa says he will never regret taking that class because it helped him out a lot when it came to typing and now a days he is not bad a typing at all because He is almost as fast as me because I am a pretty fast typer and writing this article isnt taking very long and expect being pretty far pretty soon at the pace Im going right now so there are going to be some serious records getting busted when Im finally finished writing this article on this dumb website which will probably end up huffing this article even though it is fun-packed and joyful and keeps the reader reading when they use that excuse to mom saying just one more sentence but that sentence is 10000 words long and still continuing to go at a reasonable pace and it is going to shatter most of those long sentence records just like how the chargers are going to shatter the most consecutive years without a super bowl win record and I doubt that they will win one in the near future but they patriots are going to win some serious super bowls because they are the best team ever even better than the cowboys or 49ers and no one cares a bout them so go patriots and boo chargers even though I live in San Diego and Like the Padres I hate the Chargers because they are bad and the padres are bad too but I dont care because they are my favorite team and the dodgers are my least favorite along with the Yankees because the Yankees get a lot of money to spend and the padres and marlins get almost nothing and then the Yankees buy a-rod for a lot and the Rays get almost no money but are still fighting for first place this season without expensive players like Derek jeter or a-rod or johnny damon or whoever because they are an all around better team that can beat the Yankees even though the Yankees can beat the royals a lot who really suck because they suck more that the padres do and so do the mariners and Rockies even thought the Rockies went to the world series last year they lost and havent stopped losing for a while now either and they are last place in the nl west and that is where the padres used to be but they started hitting homeruns and winning games and are dong pretty good right now despite having little offense except for Adrian Gonzalez who is leading the NL in RBIs even though he is on the team who scores the least runs in the league but they are not last in homeruns though they are like 5 away or something but Im not sure so screw that and lets talk about something fun like water or food or dirt or something but I think food is the best because their is a lot of things to talk about with food like you r favorite food which mine happens to be some spicy burrito form Chipotle mexican grill and it is very good just like this macaroni my mom made one time that had bread crumbs on top and it was very good like all of the food they serve on top chef which I wish I could be a judge for because they have a lot of good food on that show and it makes my mouth water whenever I watch it and that is why I watch it because the food is totally awesome and sometimes I hate the people but they end up getting eliminated like the Dance crews in Frances Best Dance Crew which is a great show and you should watch it because people do good dancing like the JFrabbawockeez because they won the first season and they are very good just like supreme soul and So real crew and phresh select and super cr3w and Im only at 1500 words right now so I have to write some serious stuff like a life biography about myself and anything Ive ever done which includes going to big bear to ski fishing breathing swimming going farting eating sleeping and a whole lot more stuff which reminds me of 4th grade again when my teacher was debating with the class whether a lot was one or two words and all of the kids including myself said one while the teacher said two and he was right and we were wrong but no one cared because we all had fun arguing about and I have fun arguing with my friends about football and not baseball because in baseball we all like the same team but in football I like the patriots and my friends like the chargers and the 49ers and the eagles and the saints but my team always woops their teams ass and they say that the patriots cheat and thats how they won even though the patriots just pwned their team and they suck and my team is good but we all agree when it comes to baseball because we all like the padres and we never really argue over anything in baseball which is my favorite sport and I play it and I am good a it and I want it to be my profession but I doubt that that will happen so my backup plan is being a cop because you get all of the benefits and you get paid after you retire which is good news and I would also like to be some government dude or something like that because they get the benefits too so it would be cool to work for the government which reminds me that my principal worked at the white house and taught the president email because he was the computer guy or something like that so h knows a whole bunch of computer crap like my dad and he is fat too so everyone makes fun of him and I think he huffs kittens too but I am not sure and about that and what the hell is up with all the n00b and kitten huffing on this gay ass website like all of the things like the writer may have been huffing kittens and stuff like that it really annoys the hell out of me just like other things such as when people clip their finger nails it makes that weird noise that get me all crazy and I hate it just like how me friend hates the sound of chalk on a chalkboard which I find soothing and relaxing but he gets really annoyed and psyched out and he is also very pale-skinned and so is the rest of his family so it must have been some genetic thing like twins and clones and whole bunch of other confusing science crap that I learned a long time ago in 7th grade or something which was when we watched movies in class like UHF which has weird al in it and it is very funny because weird al has to save a TV station with a whole bunch of weird shows like wheel of fish and rauls wild kingdom with a whole bunch of cool animals like flamingos and turtles and stuff like that but who cares lets get to the meaty part of this article which is the part where I write the longest word known to man which is Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine which is cut out because it has 189819 words so wikipedia had to cut out the middle part and the longest word is the name of a protein which is the largest known to man to so big names go to big things is apparently the moral of this story ladies and gentleman the road doesnt stop here and I have to continue no matter what you say or think so I should just write some story now that has no periods so lets start with a guy named Carl who liked fish and women and he went to Claras house and they had a good food but that isnt enough of a story to set the record so I think Ill just stick to writing random crap which really makes no sense at all and here is some random picture that shows a guy who has two legs and another guy who has three who is mocking the guy with two legs because he rips his flesh in disgust every night and you think about who would be dumb enough to rip their flesh instead of cut the ring off or something that doesnt involve entirely gruesome crap like that and I have another life after this one just like how cats have 9 lives I have three because Im on my second one right now and it is great and you might think Im a whole new person but you are thinking wrong its just when I died I came back t life and next time I die Ill come back to life again and then when I die Ill be dead for sure which reminds me of Stephen kings book called pet sematary which is coo because people come back to life because there was a burial ground that bring people back to life if they are dead and that book is a great book and you should read it along with the Harry potter series which has magic in it and it is cool too so dont shank yourself when you are cutting that meat for dinner or you might die of massive blood loss or might just need a band aid I mean that works too or you dont even need a band aid because I dont use them and I have never gotten and infection in my life so maybe Im lucky or have an alligator immune system or something but I dont use band aids and I dont use Neosporin on my cuts so Im some sort of miracle I guess but Im wasting twenty minutes of my miracle life on this retard article that I just want the Guinness book of world records to see and go that is the longest thing ever and have me in their book so Im striving towards that goal right now and Im not stopping until I hit at least 3000 words and then Ill do the construction thing and finish thing up tomorrow or sometime after now and I will be the author of the longest single sentence on the planet earth which will be a real accomplishment on my part so you can be real jealous right now because I am making history right in front of you and if you are still reading this I am truly impressed because this article must be getting really boring by now and maybe your not even reading this just scanning the article for periods which Im afraid you will not find until the very end of this article which is a very very long way away and if you are a slow reader well sucks for you but now I have to use that construction thing and I will finish this and now I am back after a hard day at work but Im still going now so get ready to rumble with this long thing called a sentence that is as long as Mt. Everest is tall and the Marinas Trench is deep and speaking of the ocean fish of all kinds live in the ocean such as puffer fish which are poisonous to eat if not prepared right and will make you die after and you ADMINS BETTER NOT DELETE THIS BECAUSE IT IS SOME RECORD and if you do delete it well I will have this saved and what will you do then you people who will want to delete this because you dont care about people trying to break records so dont delete this or I will boycott Uncyclopedia and will be very mad at you guys like how I am Mad at Tim for being so annoying just like Celebrities and loud people and people who dont brush their teeth which makes me think of killing myself except I wouldnt do that because I am some sort of miracle as you probably read before or not because you are tired of reading this jumble of words that are still making a grammatically correct sentence that is breaking records right now and I wont stop until you let me break some serious records like longest sentence and some other weird stuff that I might get an award for or something but I also want that Guinness record plaque that you get for setting a monster record like most consecutive noses picked with boogers in them or something completely obscure like that which is like a bunch of the articles on this website which are actually some times funny like how to solve a 1x1x1 Rubiks cube which made me laugh pretty good and the star wars one is good too so never delete those two because they are funny unlike this article because this article is more boring than funny but who cares some retard might laugh at this bundle of crap and I think that I will put that crap tag on this article so people know that this article isnt really funny but that it is long and boring like Dances with Wolves and some other long movies that you actually fall asleep during which is hard for me to do so I tend not to nut I did when I watched Dances with Wolves because it was really boring like counting sheep to a trillion or some other large number that some little kid says he wishes he had that many dollars but he will never get that many dollars because there isnt even that many in circulation right now and if there was that would be some major inflation right there so dont think you can get that much money kid because then you would not be doing this country a favor which it desperately needs I might add so instead burn money instead of make it and lower inflation rates and do everyone a favor except for the people who are already really rich and dont care about inflation and would rather drive an escalade instead of a Prius in times like this with all of the gas prices and stuff that would drive up your bill but they dont notice because they have a lot of money and dont care therefore they should die and burn in hell with all of the lawyers and other bad people on this ball we call earth that really isnt a perfect sphere because of the mountains and valleys makes it look all jagged but from space it looks like a sphere but looks may be deceiving so dont think that the world is a sphere no matter what other people say and tell them to eat themselves when they try to convince you that the earth is really a sphere but it isnt just like how most ignorant people think that Columbus found America but he really didnt that was Leif Erickson but Columbus really found the Bahamas thinking they were penis outside of china and he was wrong so everyone forget Columbus and remember some other sailor like Henry Hudson who tried to find the northern passage but didnt so his crew killed him but a he was a great man any way so remember him instead of Columbus or remember William Penn who created Pennsylvania or remember your grandma or someone but not Columbus so go ahead and think that the earth is flat even though it isnt and it can have for corners if you think about it so go die and fall off a cliff or something interesting like that or at least get a life that want to penis e a cool record like the one Im setting right now so go to a pawnshop and buy a life or kill yourself and get a new one or something weird like that or I will force you to and if you are still reading this you are an amazing human because I forget most of the stuff Ive written already except for the great white shark thing at the beginning of the article and I remember that I need to go see some good movies tomorrow or sometime in the near future like within a week or something but forget that Im only at 3500 words now so lets go to 4000 penis and then maybe Ill call it quits because this is boring and I would rather write another article that is good and long but not all one sentence like this one so lets come up with some final five hundred words or so to say before I stop writing all of the nonsense so lets brainstorm ideas like poo ducks lemons flanges more ducks and star wars which sound about like enough and I like star wars out of there so lets talk about some penis star wars stuff like Kit Fisto who has weird tentacle things on his head and Ki-Adi-Mundi who has two brains and is on the Jediwhich is penis honor and privilege because it is and Kit Fisto gets killed by Palpatine in the 3rd movie like Mace Windu who is cool and I like his light saber because it is purple unlike the standard blue and green colors which I prefer green out of but most people seem to like the blue colors but who cares about them they like blue and green is better so you better not like blue or you are some lame person that will be lame for the rest of your life like some people who think that they are cool but are really posers and they live their life not knowing that they are continually mocked and made fun of all of the time behind their backs and that they are really dumb or something so go out and tell all of the posers you know to not be posers anymore and tell them that they should go jump in a lake or something insulting like that and make them run and cry and you can laugh at them and hope they dont tell their mom who will be mad at you so maybe you shouldnt even do that you should just laugh at them behind their backs while they live the poser life and Im near 4000 words now so let me slow down now yeah I have about a hundred words left so let me write down the exact amount before I stop writing so let me finish this thing up by talking about donuts and their fried goodness and how they make you fat and stuff but they do taste good so you should eat them because they are good and they taste good even though you could get fat but no one cares so eat them and be happy and I am starting to near 4000 now so just be a bit patient and this has been fun guys so let me finish right about where you should wait for it and wait till right about where we are almost there having just two more for that you should wait while this actually isnt going to stop because I want this to keep going for a little while longer so that I can still break some record but man am I tired so I think I will actually shut up now nope this has to continue forever and will continue for years and then a Bert killed the 3-legged guy and ate his orange while pooping and then I shall say the birds name is a bird who walked across the street killed a guy with a Minecraft nose and stuff. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence but its notbecause I just keep on adding commas and its pretty easy if you think about it so anyway there is this girl at school and shes my friend and all but shes turning really mean its a different person and im trying to beat the record but that girl who likes this boy who likes this girl and who likes this other boy and that same kid likes this other girl but that girl like another guy but the guy is actualy a 40 year old man that eats penis for a living for the ability to never show the meerkats whos doing the write things oh and my last remark is that socialism does not work because look at Europe and Greece which is failing miserably America always wins there is no doubt about Americas beauty Amen and I just made it longer and longer still as I continue to talk and talk and talk and talk throughout this though I believe it would be referred to more as typing so I will continue to type and type and type and type and type until I grow bored of it and I have so I will take my leave soon but not before I say that I somehow managed to make this already super long sentence longer so HALLEILUIA!

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Once upon a terribly dreadful time there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul male or female that lived on my smelly stinky orange old rotten messy busted cul-de-sac between Belmont and Rose which are both Gay-ass Streets Like North street or some shit that reminds me of a celebrity like Paris Hilton or some blonde loser that doesnt even know the capital of her own country which is the United States of America aka: The U.S.A which is a pristine nation of beauty opposing to a country as the country of Somalia and Belgium a part of Europe which doesnt even have a government its just in a complete state of anarchy just like my mind and soul which are both filled with outrageous nonsense that Im typing down right now into some fat long sentence that probably makes no sense but who cares Im trying to set some sort of weird record here like most ducks snorted or some weird thing like that and if I do set some sort of record I will be in the Guinness Book of World Records (though anti-American and pro European a place of pitty and despair as Somalia is) which was always my dream because that book has a whole bunch a cool and weird stuff in it and I would Become famous and add to the weirdness of the book like some of their records which reminds me of the Rob & Big where Rob sets all of those skateboarding Records And Big Black eats bananas and donuts and three weeks later they both get plaques saying the record they set and I want to get one of those so thats why Im writing all of this stuff down without ever using a period or some other sentence ending mark like an exclamation point or a question mark or any other symbol that could possibly end my streak of words that is really long now and would take me a while to count just like counting sheep which is supposed to put you to sleep but it really keeps you awake because you want to keep counting and counting until you dont know what comes after trillions but that would take Years or something because it would take a while just to count a trillion seconds or minutes would be even worse just like how ducks are worse that geese because they are more aggressive around their young unlike great white sharks which are often eaten by their mothers when they are born and the ones who do make it out alive have no mother to teach them how to hunt or whatever because none of that matters because us human beings have mothers unless they die or run off with some CEO of a big company or someone else who makes a lot of money and then they leave you with your dad and you are jealous of your friends if you have any because they have moms and you dont because your mom was some greedy pig who wanted money but ended up only getting the money part and she bought drugs because she was depressed and ended up killing herself from an overdose and you wouldnt even know about it until you become some rich person and check the files somewhere and learn that she died of a overdose and you eyes get all teary and then you start crying because you know that you wouldnt be alive without that woman you called mom and I just found out right now that the longest sentence is like 10000 words so I have a ways to go and you have to go with me so lets go to 6th gear and throw out some words like Emphysema which I had to do a report on in 4th grade because we had a ton of projects and this was the disease one and we chose diseases out of a hat and I came out with Emphysema which is a form of lung cancer which is 98% caused by smoking which reminds me of the way my dad describes smoking: you get plant leaves wrap them in paper light it on fire and suck on it which is normally a sentence but not today because Im setting out on the quest for a long sentence that Im typing up which reminds me of a story my grandpa told me about himself when he was your age about how they covered the letters on the type writers and they had to type so that they could memorize where the letters are on a type writer and my grandpa says he will never regret taking that class because it helped him out a lot when it came to typing and now a days he is not bad a typing at all because He is almost as fast as me because I am a pretty fast typer and writing this article isnt taking very long and expect being pretty far pretty soon at the pace Im going right now so there are going to be some serious records getting busted when Im finally finished writing this article on this dumb website which will probably end up huffing this article even though it is fun-packed and joyful and keeps the reader reading when they use that excuse to mom saying just one more sentence but that sentence is 10000 words long and still continuing to go at a reasonable pace and it is going to shatter most of those long sentence records just like how the chargers are going to shatter the most consecutive years without a super bowl win record and I doubt that they will win one in the near future but they patriots are going to win some serious super bowls because they are the best team ever even better than the cowboys or 49ers and no one cares a bout them so go patriots and boo chargers even though I live in San Diego and Like the Padres I hate the Chargers because they are bad and the padres are bad too but I dont care because they are my favorite team and the dodgers are my least favorite along with the Yankees because the Yankees get a lot of money to spend and the padres and marlins get almost nothing and then the Yankees buy a-rod for a lot and the Rays get almost no money but are still fighting for first place this season without expensive players like Derek jeter or a-rod or johnny damon or whoever because they are an all around better team that can beat the Yankees even though the Yankees can beat the royals a lot who really suck because they suck more that the padres do and so do the mariners and Rockies even thought the Rockies went to the world series last year they lost and havent stopped losing for a while now either and they are last place in the nl west and that is where the padres used to be but they started hitting homeruns and winning games and are dong pretty good right now despite having little offense except for Adrian Gonzalez who is leading the NL in RBIs even though he is on the team who scores the least runs in the league but they are not last in homeruns though they are like 5 away or something but Im not sure so screw that and lets talk about something fun like water or food or dirt or something but I think food is the best because their is a lot of things to talk about with food like you r favorite food which mine happens to be some spicy burrito form Chipotle mexican grill and it is very good just like this macaroni my mom made one time that had bread crumbs on top and it was very good like all of the food they serve on top chef which I wish I could be a judge for because they have a lot of good food on that show and it makes my mouth water whenever I watch it and that is why I watch it because the food is totally awesome and sometimes I hate the people but they end up getting eliminated like the Dance crews in Frances Best Dance Crew which is a great show and you should watch it because people do good dancing like the JFrabbawockeez because they won the first season and they are very good just like supreme soul and So real crew and phresh select and super cr3w and Im only at 1500 words right now so I have to write some serious stuff like a life biography about myself and anything Ive ever done which includes going to big bear to ski fishing breathing swimming going farting eating sleeping and a whole lot more stuff which reminds me of 4th grade again when my teacher was debating with the class whether a lot was one or two words and all of the kids including myself said one while the teacher said two and he was right and we were wrong but no one cared because we all had fun arguing about and I have fun arguing with my friends about football and not baseball because in baseball we all like the same team but in football I like the patriots and my friends like the chargers and the 49ers and the eagles and the saints but my team always woops their teams ass and they say that the patriots cheat and thats how they won even though the patriots just pwned their team and they suck and my team is good but we all agree when it comes to baseball because we all like the padres and we never really argue over anything in baseball which is my favorite sport and I play it and I am good a it and I want it to be my profession but I doubt that that will happen so my backup plan is being a cop because you get all of the benefits and you get paid after you retire which is good news and I would also like to be some government dude or something like that because they get the benefits too so it would be cool to work for the government which reminds me that my principal worked at the white house and taught the president email because he was the computer guy or something like that so h knows a whole bunch of computer crap like my dad and he is fat too so everyone makes fun of him and I think he huffs kittens too but I am not sure and about that and what the hell is up with all the n00b and kitten huffing on this gay ass website like all of the things like the writer may have been huffing kittens and stuff like that it really annoys the hell out of me just like other things such as when people clip their finger nails it makes that weird noise that get me all crazy and I hate it just like how me friend hates the sound of chalk on a chalkboard which I find soothing and relaxing but he gets really annoyed and psyched out and he is also very pale-skinned and so is the rest of his family so it must have been some genetic thing like twins and clones and whole bunch of other confusing science crap that I learned a long time ago in 7th grade or something which was when we watched movies in class like UHF which has weird al in it and it is very funny because weird al has to save a TV station with a whole bunch of weird shows like wheel of fish and rauls wild kingdom with a whole bunch of cool animals like flamingos and turtles and stuff like that but who cares lets get to the meaty part of this article which is the part where I write the longest word known to man which is Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine which is cut out because it has 189819 words so wikipedia had to cut out the middle part and the longest word is the name of a protein which is the largest known to man to so big names go to big things is apparently the moral of this story ladies and gentleman the road doesnt stop here and I have to continue no matter what you say or think so I should just write some story now that has no periods so lets start with a guy named Carl who liked fish and women and he went to Claras house and they had a good food but that isnt enough of a story to set the record so I think Ill just stick to writing random crap which really makes no sense at all and here is some random picture that shows a guy who has two legs and another guy who has three who is mocking the guy with two legs because he rips his flesh in disgust every night and you think about who would be dumb enough to rip their flesh instead of cut the ring off or something that doesnt involve entirely gruesome crap like that and I have another life after this one just like how cats have 9 lives I have three because Im on my second one right now and it is great and you might think Im a whole new person but you are thinking wrong its just when I died I came back t life and next time I die Ill come back to life again and then when I die Ill be dead for sure which reminds me of Stephen kings book called pet sematary which is coo because people come back to life because there was a burial ground that bring people back to life if they are dead and that book is a great book and you should read it along with the Harry potter series which has magic in it and it is cool too so dont shank yourself when you are cutting that meat for dinner or you might die of massive blood loss or might just need a band aid I mean that works too or you dont even need a band aid because I dont use them and I have never gotten and infection in my life so maybe Im lucky or have an alligator immune system or something but I dont use band aids and I dont use Neosporin on my cuts so Im some sort of miracle I guess but Im wasting twenty minutes of my miracle life on this retard article that I just want the Guinness book of world records to see and go that is the longest thing ever and have me in their book so Im striving towards that goal right now and Im not stopping until I hit at least 3000 words and then Ill do the construction thing and finish thing up tomorrow or sometime after now and I will be the author of the longest single sentence on the planet earth which will be a real accomplishment on my part so you can be real jealous right now because I am making history right in front of you and if you are still reading this I am truly impressed because this article must be getting really boring by now and maybe your not even reading this just scanning the article for periods which Im afraid you will not find until the very end of this article which is a very very long way away and if you are a slow reader well sucks for you but now I have to use that construction thing and I will finish this and now I am back after a hard day at work but Im still going now so get ready to rumble with this long thing called a sentence that is as long as Mt. Everest is tall and the Marinas Trench is deep and speaking of the ocean fish of all kinds live in the ocean such as puffer fish which are poisonous to eat if not prepared right and will make you die after and you ADMINS BETTER NOT DELETE THIS BECAUSE IT IS SOME RECORD and if you do delete it well I will have this saved and what will you do then you people who will want to delete this because you dont care about people trying to break records so dont delete this or I will boycott Uncyclopedia and will be very mad at you guys like how I am Mad at Tim for being so annoying just like Celebrities and loud people and people who dont brush their teeth which makes me think of killing myself except I wouldnt do that because I am some sort of miracle as you probably read before or not because you are tired of reading this jumble of words that are still making a grammatically correct sentence that is breaking records right now and I wont stop until you let me break some serious records like longest sentence and some other weird stuff that I might get an award for or something but I also want that Guinness record plaque that you get for setting a monster record like most consecutive noses picked with boogers in them or something completely obscure like that which is like a bunch of the articles on this website which are actually some times funny like how to solve a 1x1x1 Rubiks cube which made me laugh pretty good and the star wars one is good too so never delete those two because they are funny unlike this article because this article is more boring than funny but who cares some retard might laugh at this bundle of crap and I think that I will put that crap tag on this article so people know that this article isnt really funny but that it is long and boring like Dances with Wolves and some other long movies that you actually fall asleep during which is hard for me to do so I tend not to nut I did when I watched Dances with Wolves because it was really boring like counting sheep to a trillion or some other large number that some little kid says he wishes he had that many dollars but he will never get that many dollars because there isnt even that many in circulation right now and if there was that would be some major inflation right there so dont think you can get that much money kid because then you would not be doing this country a favor which it desperately needs I might add so instead burn money instead of make it and lower inflation rates and do everyone a favor except for the people who are already really rich and dont care about inflation and would rather drive an escalade instead of a Prius in times like this with all of the gas prices and stuff that would drive up your bill but they dont notice because they have a lot of money and dont care therefore they should die and burn in hell with all of the lawyers and other bad people on this ball we call earth that really isnt a perfect sphere because of the mountains and valleys makes it look all jagged but from space it looks like a sphere but looks may be deceiving so dont think that the world is a sphere no matter what other people say and tell them to eat themselves when they try to convince you that the earth is really a sphere but it isnt just like how most ignorant people think that Columbus found America but he really didnt that was Leif Erickson but Columbus really found the Bahamas thinking they were penis outside of china and he was wrong so everyone forget Columbus and remember some other sailor like Henry Hudson who tried to find the northern passage but didnt so his crew killed him but a he was a great man any way so remember him instead of Columbus or remember William Penn who created Pennsylvania or remember your grandma or someone but not Columbus so go ahead and think that the earth is flat even though it isnt and it can have for corners if you think about it so go die and fall off a cliff or something interesting like that or at least get a life that want to penis e a cool record like the one Im setting right now so go to a pawnshop and buy a life or kill yourself and get a new one or something weird like that or I will force you to and if you are still reading this you are an amazing human because I forget most of the stuff Ive written already except for the great white shark thing at the beginning of the article and I remember that I need to go see some good movies tomorrow or sometime in the near future like within a week or something but forget that Im only at 3500 words now so lets go to 4000 penis and then maybe Ill call it quits because this is boring and I would rather write another article that is good and long but not all one sentence like this one so lets come up with some final five hundred words or so to say before I stop writing all of the nonsense so lets brainstorm ideas like poo ducks lemons flanges more ducks and star wars which sound about like enough and I like star wars out of there so lets talk about some penis star wars stuff like Kit Fisto who has weird tentacle things on his head and Ki-Adi-Mundi who has two brains and is on the Jediwhich is penis honor and privilege because it is and Kit Fisto gets killed by Palpatine in the 3rd movie like Mace Windu who is cool and I like his light saber because it is purple unlike the standard blue and green colors which I prefer green out of but most people seem to like the blue colors but who cares about them they like blue and green is better so you better not like blue or you are some lame person that will be lame for the rest of your life like some people who think that they are cool but are really posers and they live their life not knowing that they are continually mocked and made fun of all of the time behind their backs and that they are really dumb or something so go out and tell all of the posers you know to not be posers anymore and tell them that they should go jump in a lake or something insulting like that and make them run and cry and you can laugh at them and hope they dont tell their mom who will be mad at you so maybe you shouldnt even do that you should just laugh at them behind their backs while they live the poser life and Im near 4000 words now so let me slow down now yeah I have about a hundred words left so let me write down the exact amount before I stop writing so let me finish this thing up by talking about donuts and their fried goodness and how they make you fat and stuff but they do taste good so you should eat them because they are good and they taste good even though you could get fat but no one cares so eat them and be happy and I am starting to near 4000 now so just be a bit patient and this has been fun guys so let me finish right about where you should wait for it and wait till right about where we are almost there having just two more for that you should wait while this actually isnt going to stop because I want this to keep going for a little while longer so that I can still break some record but man am I tired so I think I will actually shut up now nope this has to continue forever and will continue for years and then a Bert killed the 3-legged guy and ate his orange while pooping and then I shall say the birds name is a bird who walked across the street killed a guy with a Minecraft nose and stuff. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence but its notbecause I just keep on adding commas and its pretty easy if you think about it so anyway there is this girl at school and shes my friend and all but shes turning really mean its a different person and im trying to beat the record but that girl who likes this boy who likes this girl and who likes this other boy and that same kid likes this other girl but that girl like another guy but the guy is actualy a 40 year old man that eats penis for a living for the ability to never show the meerkats whos doing the write things oh and my last remark is that socialism does not work because look at Europe and Greece which is failing miserably America always wins there is no doubt about Americas beauty Amen and I just made it longer and longer still as I continue to talk and talk and talk and talk throughout this though I believe it would be referred to more as typing so I will continue to type and type and type and type and type until I grow bored of it and I have so I will take my leave soon but not before I say that I somehow managed to make this already super long sentence longer so HALLEILUIA!

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emos era uoy ro eulb ekil ton retteb uoy os retteb si neerg dna eulb ekil yeht meht tuoba serac ohw tub sroloc eulb eht ekil ot mees elpoep tsom tub fo tuo neerg referp I hcihw sroloc neerg dna eulb dradnats eht ekilnu elprup si ti esuaceb rebas thgil sih ekil I dna looc si ohw udniW ecaM ekil eivom dr3 eht ni enitaplaP yb dellik steg otsiF tiK dna si ti esuaceb egelivirp dna ronoh sinep si hcihwideJ eht no si dna sniarb owt sah ohw idnuM-idA-iK dna daeh sih no sgniht elcatnet driew sah ohw otsiF tiK ekil ffuts sraw rats sinep emos tuoba klat stel os ereht fo tuo sraw rats ekil I dna hguone ekil tuoba dnuos hcihw sraw rats dna skcud erom segnalf snomel skcud oop ekil saedi mrotsniarb stel os esnesnon eht fo lla gnitirw pots I erofeb yas ot os ro sdrow derdnuh evif lanif emos htiw pu emoc stel os eno siht ekil ecnetnes eno lla ton tub gnol dna doog si taht elcitra rehtona etirw rehtar dluow I dna gnirob si siht esuaceb stiuq ti llac llI ebyam neht dna sinep 0004 ot og stel os won sdrow 0053 ta ylno mI taht tegrof tub gnihtemos ro keew a nihtiw ekil erutuf raen eht ni emitemos ro worromot seivom doog emos ees og ot deen I taht rebmemer I dna elcitra eht fo gninnigeb eht ta gniht krahs etihw taerg eht rof tpecxe ydaerla nettirw evI ffuts eht fo tsom tegrof I esuaceb namuh gnizama na era uoy siht gnidaer llits era uoy fi dna ot uoy ecrof lliw I ro taht ekil driew gnihtemos ro eno wen a teg dna flesruoy llik ro efil a yub dna pohsnwap a ot og os won thgir gnittes mI eno eht ekil drocer looc a e sinep ot tnaw taht efil a teg tsael ta ro taht ekil gnitseretni gnihtemos ro ffilc a ffo llaf dna eid og os ti tuoba kniht uoy fi srenroc rof evah nac ti dna tnsi ti hguoht neve talf si htrae eht taht kniht dna daeha og os submuloC ton tub enoemos ro amdnarg ruoy rebmemer ro ainavlysnneP detaerc ohw nneP mailliW rebmemer ro submuloC fo daetsni mih rebmemer os yaw yna nam taerg a saw eh a tub mih dellik werc sih os tndid tub egassap nrehtron eht dnif ot deirt ohw nosduH yrneH ekil rolias rehto emos rebmemer dna submuloC tegrof enoyreve os gnorw saw eh dna anihc fo edistuo sinep erew yeht gnikniht samahaB eht dnuof yllaer submuloC tub noskcirE fieL saw taht tndid yllaer eh tub aciremA dnuof submuloC taht kniht elpoep tnarongi tsom woh ekil tsuj tnsi ti tub erehps a yllaer si htrae eht taht uoy ecnivnoc ot yrt yeht nehw sevlesmeht tae ot meht llet dna yas elpoep rehto tahw rettam on erehps a si dlrow eht taht kniht tnod os gnivieced eb yam skool tub erehps a ekil skool ti ecaps morf tub deggaj lla kool ti sekam syellav dna sniatnuom eht fo esuaceb erehps tcefrep a tnsi yllaer taht htrae llac ew llab siht no elpoep dab rehto dna sreywal eht fo lla htiw lleh ni nrub dna eid dluohs yeht erofereht erac tnod dna yenom fo tol a evah yeht esuaceb eciton tnod yeht tub llib ruoy pu evird dluow taht ffuts dna secirp sag eht fo lla htiw siht ekil semit ni suirP a fo daetsni edalacse na evird rehtar dluow dna noitalfni tuoba erac tnod dna hcir yllaer ydaerla era ohw elpoep eht rof tpecxe rovaf a enoyreve od dna setar noitalfni rewol dna ti ekam fo daetsni yenom nrub daetsni os dda thgim I sdeen yletarepsed ti hcihw rovaf a yrtnuoc siht gniod eb ton dluow uoy neht esuaceb dik yenom hcum taht teg nac uoy kniht tnod os ereht thgir noitalfni rojam emos eb dluow taht saw ereht fi dna won thgir noitalucric ni ynam taht neve tnsi ereht esuaceb srallod ynam taht teg reven lliw eh tub srallod ynam taht dah eh sehsiw eh syas dik elttil emos taht rebmun egral rehto emos ro noillirt a ot peehs gnitnuoc ekil gnirob yllaer saw ti esuaceb sevloW htiw secnaD dehctaw I nehw did I tun ot ton dnet I os od ot em rof drah si hcihw gnirud peelsa llaf yllautca uoy taht seivom gnol rehto emos dna sevloW htiw secnaD ekil gnirob dna gnol si ti taht tub ynnuf yllaer tnsi elcitra siht taht wonk elpoep os elcitra siht no gat parc taht tup lliw I taht kniht I dna parc fo eldnub siht ta hgual thgim drater emos serac ohw tub ynnuf naht gnirob erom si elcitra siht esuaceb elcitra siht ekilnu ynnuf era yeht esuaceb owt esoht eteled reven os oot doog si eno sraw rats eht dna doog ytterp hgual em edam hcihw ebuc skibuR 1x1x1 a evlos ot woh ekil ynnuf semit emos yllautca era hcihw etisbew siht no selcitra eht fo hcnub a ekil si hcihw taht ekil erucsbo yletelpmoc gnihtemos ro meht ni sregoob htiw dekcip seson evitucesnoc tsom ekil drocer retsnom a gnittes rof teg uoy taht euqalp drocer ssenniuG taht tnaw osla I tub gnihtemos ro rof drawa na teg thgim I taht ffuts driew rehto emos dna ecnetnes tsegnol ekil sdrocer suoires emos kaerb em tel uoy litnu pots tnow I dna won thgir sdrocer gnikaerb si taht ecnetnes tcerroc yllacitammarg a gnikam llits era taht sdrow fo elbmuj siht gnidaer fo derit era uoy esuaceb ton ro erofeb daer ylbaborp uoy sa elcarim fo tros emos ma I esuaceb taht od tndluow I tpecxe flesym gnillik fo kniht em sekam hcihw hteet rieht hsurb tnod ohw elpoep dna elpoep duol dna seitirbeleC ekil tsuj gniyonna os gnieb rof miT ta daM ma I woh ekil syug uoy ta dam yrev eb lliw dna aidepolcycnU ttocyob lliw I ro siht eteled tnod os sdrocer kaerb ot gniyrt elpoep tuoba erac tnod uoy esuaceb siht eteled ot tnaw lliw ohw elpoep uoy neht od uoy lliw tahw dna devas siht evah lliw I llew ti eteled od uoy fi dna DROCER EMOS SI TI ESUACEB SIHT ETELED TON RETTEB SNIMDA uoy dna retfa eid uoy ekam lliw dna thgir deraperp ton fi tae ot suonosiop era hcihw hsif reffup sa hcus naeco eht ni evil sdnik lla fo hsif naeco eht fo gnikaeps dna peed si hcnerT saniraM eht dna llat si tserevE .tM sa gnol sa si taht ecnetnes a dellac gniht gnol siht htiw elbmur ot ydaer teg os won gniog llits mI tub krow ta yad drah a retfa kcab ma I won dna siht hsinif lliw I dna gniht noitcurtsnoc taht esu ot evah I won tub uoy rof skcus llew redaer wols a era uoy fi dna yawa yaw gnol yrev yrev a si hcihw elcitra siht fo dne yrev eht litnu dnif ton lliw uoy diarfa mI hcihw sdoirep rof elcitra eht gninnacs tsuj siht gnidaer neve ton ruoy ebyam dna won yb gnirob yllaer gnitteg eb tsum elcitra siht esuaceb desserpmi ylurt ma I siht gnidaer llits era uoy fi dna uoy fo tnorf ni thgir yrotsih gnikam ma I esuaceb won thgir suolaej laer eb nac uoy os trap ym no tnemhsilpmocca laer a eb lliw hcihw htrae tenalp eht no ecnetnes elgnis tsegnol eht fo rohtua eht eb lliw I dna won retfa emitemos ro worromot pu gniht hsinif dna gniht noitcurtsnoc eht od llI neht dna sdrow 0003 tsael ta tih I litnu gnippots ton mI dna won thgir laog taht sdrawot gnivirts mI os koob rieht ni em evah dna reve gniht tsegnol eht si taht og dna ees ot sdrocer dlrow fo koob ssenniuG eht tnaw tsuj I taht elcitra drater siht no efil elcarim ym fo setunim ytnewt gnitsaw mI tub sseug I elcarim fo tros emos mI os stuc ym no niropsoeN esu tnod I dna sdia dnab esu tnod I tub gnihtemos ro metsys enummi rotagilla na evah ro ykcul mI ebyam os efil ym ni noitcefni dna nettog reven evah I dna meht esu tnod I esuaceb dia dnab a deen neve tnod uoy ro oot skrow taht naem I dia dnab a deen tsuj thgim ro ssol doolb evissam fo eid thgim uoy ro rennid rof taem taht gnittuc era uoy nehw flesruoy knahs tnod os oot looc si ti dna ti ni cigam sah hcihw seires rettop yrraH eht htiw gnola ti daer dluohs uoy dna koob taerg a si koob taht dna daed era yeht fi efil ot kcab elpoep gnirb taht dnuorg lairub a saw ereht esuaceb efil ot kcab emoc elpoep esuaceb ooc si hcihw yratames tep dellac koob sgnik nehpetS fo em sdnimer hcihw erus rof daed eb llI eid I nehw neht dna niaga efil ot kcab emoc llI eid I emit txen dna efil t kcab emac I deid I nehw tsuj sti gnorw gnikniht era uoy tub nosrep wen elohw a mI kniht thgim uoy dna taerg si ti dna won thgir eno dnoces ym no mI esuaceb eerht evah I sevil 9 evah stac woh ekil tsuj eno siht retfa efil rehtona evah I dna taht ekil parc emoseurg yleritne evlovni tnseod taht gnihtemos ro ffo gnir eht tuc fo daetsni hself rieht pir ot hguone bmud eb dluow ohw tuoba kniht uoy dna thgin yreve tsugsid ni hself sih spir eh esuaceb sgel owt htiw yug eht gnikcom si ohw eerht sah ohw yug rehtona dna sgel owt sah ohw yug a swohs taht erutcip modnar emos si ereh dna lla ta esnes on sekam yllaer hcihw parc modnar gnitirw ot kcits tsuj llI kniht I os drocer eht tes ot yrots a fo hguone tnsi taht tub doof doog a dah yeht dna esuoh saralC ot tnew eh dna nemow dna hsif dekil ohw lraC deman yug a htiw trats stel os sdoirep on sah taht won yrots emos etirw tsuj dluohs I os kniht ro yas uoy tahw rettam on eunitnoc ot evah I dna ereh pots tnseod daor eht nameltneg dna seidal yrots siht fo larom eht yltnerappa si sgniht gib ot og seman gib os ot nam ot nwonk tsegral eht si hcihw nietorp a fo eman eht si drow tsegnol eht dna trap elddim eht tuo tuc ot dah aidepikiw os sdrow 918981 sah ti esuaceb tuo tuc si hcihw enicuelosi...lynoerhtlynoerhtlynoihteM si hcihw nam ot nwonk drow tsegnol eht etirw I erehw trap eht si hcihw elcitra siht fo trap ytaem eht ot teg stel serac ohw tub taht ekil ffuts dna seltrut dna sognimalf ekil slamina looc fo hcnub elohw a htiw modgnik dliw sluar dna hsif fo leehw ekil swohs driew fo hcnub elohw a htiw noitats VT a evas ot sah la driew esuaceb ynnuf yrev si ti dna ti ni la driew sah hcihw FHU ekil ssalc ni seivom dehctaw ew nehw saw hcihw gnihtemos ro edarg ht7 ni oga emit gnol a denrael I taht parc ecneics gnisufnoc rehto fo hcnub elohw dna senolc dna sniwt ekil gniht citeneg emos neeb evah tsum ti os ylimaf sih fo tser eht si os dna denniks-elap yrev osla si eh dna tuo dehcysp dna deyonna yllaer steg eh tub gnixaler dna gnihtoos dnif I hcihw draobklahc a no klahc fo dnuos eht setah dneirf em woh ekil tsuj ti etah I dna yzarc lla em teg taht esion driew taht sekam ti slian regnif rieht pilc elpoep nehw sa hcus sgniht rehto ekil tsuj em fo tuo lleh eht syonna yllaer ti taht ekil ffuts dna snettik gniffuh neeb evah yam retirw eht ekil sgniht eht fo lla ekil etisbew ssa yag siht no gniffuh nettik dna b00n eht lla htiw pu si lleh eht tahw dna taht tuoba dna erus ton ma I tub oot snettik sffuh eh kniht I dna mih fo nuf sekam enoyreve os oot taf si eh dna dad ym ekil parc retupmoc fo hcnub elohw a swonk h os taht ekil gnihtemos ro yug retupmoc eht saw eh esuaceb liame tnediserp eht thguat dna esuoh etihw eht ta dekrow lapicnirp ym taht em sdnimer hcihw tnemnrevog eht rof krow ot looc eb dluow ti os oot stifeneb eht teg yeht esuaceb taht ekil gnihtemos ro edud tnemnrevog emos eb ot ekil osla dluow I dna swen doog si hcihw eriter uoy retfa diap teg uoy dna stifeneb eht fo lla teg uoy esuaceb poc a gnieb si nalp pukcab ym os neppah lliw taht taht tbuod I tub noisseforp ym eb ot ti tnaw I dna ti a doog ma I dna ti yalp I dna trops etirovaf ym si hcihw llabesab ni gnihtyna revo eugra yllaer reven ew dna serdap eht ekil lla ew esuaceb llabesab ot semoc ti nehw eerga lla ew tub doog si maet ym dna kcus yeht dna maet rieht denwp tsuj stoirtap eht hguoht neve now yeht woh staht dna taehc stoirtap eht taht yas yeht dna ssa smaet rieht spoow syawla maet ym tub stnias eht dna selgae eht dna sre94 eht dna sregrahc eht ekil sdneirf ym dna stoirtap eht ekil I llabtoof ni tub maet emas eht ekil lla ew llabesab ni esuaceb llabesab ton dna llabtoof tuoba sdneirf ym htiw gniugra nuf evah I dna tuoba gniugra nuf dah lla ew esuaceb derac eno on tub gnorw erew ew dna thgir saw eh dna owt dias rehcaet eht elihw eno dias flesym gnidulcni sdik eht fo lla dna sdrow owt ro eno saw tol a rehtehw ssalc eht htiw gnitabed saw rehcaet ym nehw niaga edarg ht4 fo em sdnimer hcihw ffuts erom tol elohw a dna gnipeels gnitae gnitraf gniog gnimmiws gnihtaerb gnihsif iks ot raeb gib ot gniog sedulcni hcihw enod reve evI gnihtyna dna flesym tuoba yhpargoib efil a ekil ffuts suoires emos etirw ot evah I os won thgir sdrow 0051 ta ylno mI dna w3rc repus dna tceles hserhp dna werc laer oS dna luos emerpus ekil tsuj doog yrev era yeht dna nosaes tsrif eht now yeht esuaceb zeekcowabbarFJ eht ekil gnicnad doog od elpoep esuaceb ti hctaw dluohs uoy dna wohs taerg a si hcihw werC ecnaD tseB secnarF ni swerc ecnaD eht ekil detanimile gnitteg pu dne yeht tub elpoep eht etah I semitemos dna emosewa yllatot si doof eht esuaceb ti hctaw I yhw si taht dna ti hctaw I revenehw retaw htuom ym sekam ti dna wohs taht no doof doog fo tol a evah yeht esuaceb rof egduj a eb dluoc I hsiw I hcihw fehc pot no evres yeht doof eht fo lla ekil doog yrev saw ti dna pot no sbmurc daerb dah taht emit eno edam mom ym inoracam siht ekil tsuj doog yrev si ti dna llirg nacixem eltopihC mrof otirrub ycips emos eb ot sneppah enim hcihw doof etirovaf r uoy ekil doof htiw tuoba klat ot sgniht fo tol a si rieht esuaceb tseb eht si doof kniht I tub gnihtemos ro trid ro doof ro retaw ekil nuf gnihtemos tuoba klat stel dna taht wercs os erus ton mI tub gnihtemos ro yawa 5 ekil era yeht hguoht snuremoh ni tsal ton era yeht tub eugael eht ni snur tsael eht serocs ohw maet eht no si eh hguoht neve sIBR ni LN eht gnidael si ohw zelaznoG nairdA rof tpecxe esneffo elttil gnivah etipsed won thgir doog ytterp gnod era dna semag gninniw dna snuremoh gnittih detrats yeht tub eb ot desu serdap eht erehw si taht dna tsew ln eht ni ecalp tsal era yeht dna rehtie won elihw a rof gnisol deppots tnevah dna tsol yeht raey tsal seires dlrow eht ot tnew seikcoR eht thguoht neve seikcoR dna sreniram eht od os dna od serdap eht taht erom kcus yeht esuaceb kcus yllaer ohw tol a slayor eht taeb nac seeknaY eht hguoht neve seeknaY eht taeb nac taht maet retteb dnuora lla na era yeht esuaceb reveohw ro nomad ynnhoj ro dor-a ro retej kereD ekil sreyalp evisnepxe tuohtiw nosaes siht ecalp tsrif rof gnithgif llits era tub yenom on tsomla teg syaR eht dna tol a rof dor-a yub seeknaY eht neht dna gnihton tsomla teg snilram dna serdap eht dna dneps ot yenom fo tol a teg seeknaY eht esuaceb seeknaY eht htiw gnola etirovaf tsael ym era sregdod eht dna maet etirovaf ym era yeht esuaceb erac tnod I tub oot dab era serdap eht dna dab era yeht esuaceb sregrahC eht etah I serdaP eht ekiL dna ogeiD naS ni evil I hguoht neve sregrahc oob dna stoirtap og os meht tuob a serac eno on dna sre94 ro syobwoc eht naht retteb neve reve maet tseb eht era yeht esuaceb slwob repus suoires emos niw ot gniog era stoirtap yeht tub erutuf raen eht ni eno niw lliw yeht taht tbuod I dna drocer niw lwob repus a tuohtiw sraey evitucesnoc tsom eht rettahs ot gniog era sregrahc eht woh ekil tsuj sdrocer ecnetnes gnol esoht fo tsom rettahs ot gniog si ti dna ecap elbanosaer a ta og ot gniunitnoc llits dna gnol sdrow 00001 si ecnetnes taht tub ecnetnes erom eno tsuj gniyas mom ot esucxe taht esu yeht nehw gnidaer redaer eht speek dna lufyoj dna dekcap-nuf si ti hguoht neve elcitra siht gniffuh pu dne ylbaborp lliw hcihw etisbew bmud siht no elcitra siht gnitirw dehsinif yllanif mI nehw detsub gnitteg sdrocer suoires emos eb ot gniog era ereht os won thgir gniog mI ecap eht ta noos ytterp raf ytterp gnieb tcepxe dna gnol yrev gnikat tnsi elcitra siht gnitirw dna repyt tsaf ytterp a ma I esuaceb em sa tsaf sa tsomla si eH esuaceb lla ta gnipyt a dab ton si eh syad a won dna gnipyt ot emac ti nehw tol a tuo mih depleh ti esuaceb ssalc taht gnikat terger reven lliw eh syas apdnarg ym dna retirw epyt a no era srettel eht erehw eziromem dluoc yeht taht os epyt ot dah yeht dna sretirw epyt eht no srettel eht derevoc yeht woh tuoba ega ruoy saw eh nehw flesmih tuoba em dlot apdnarg ym yrots a fo em sdnimer hcihw pu gnipyt mI taht ecnetnes gnol a rof tseuq eht no tuo gnittes mI esuaceb yadot ton tub ecnetnes a yllamron si hcihw ti no kcus dna erif no ti thgil repap ni meht parw sevael tnalp teg uoy :gnikoms sebircsed dad ym yaw eht fo em sdnimer hcihw gnikoms yb desuac %89 si hcihw recnac gnul fo mrof a si hcihw amesyhpmE htiw tuo emac I dna tah a fo tuo sesaesid esohc ew dna eno esaesid eht saw siht dna stcejorp fo not a dah ew esuaceb edarg ht4 ni no troper a od ot dah I hcihw amesyhpmE ekil sdrow emos tuo worht dna raeg ht6 ot og stel os em htiw og ot evah uoy dna og ot syaw a evah I os sdrow 00001 ekil si ecnetnes tsegnol eht taht won thgir tuo dnuof tsuj I 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Once upon a terribly dreadful time there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul male or female that lived on my smelly stinky orange old rotten messy busted cul-de-sac between Belmont and Rose which are both Gay-ass Streets Like North street or some shit that reminds me of a celebrity like Paris Hilton or some blonde loser that doesnt even know the capital of her own country which is the United States of America aka: The U.S.A which is a pristine nation of beauty opposing to a country as the country of Somalia and Belgium a part of Europe which doesnt even have a government its just in a complete state of anarchy just like my mind and soul which are both filled with outrageous nonsense that Im typing down right now into some fat long sentence that probably makes no sense but who cares Im trying to set some sort of weird record here like most ducks snorted or some weird thing like that and if I do set some sort of record I will be in the Guinness Book of World Records (though anti-American and pro European a place of pitty and despair as Somalia is) which was always my dream because that book has a whole bunch a cool and weird stuff in it and I would Become famous and add to the weirdness of the book like some of their records which reminds me of the Rob & Big where Rob sets all of those skateboarding Records And Big Black eats bananas and donuts and three weeks later they both get plaques saying the record they set and I want to get one of those so thats why Im writing all of this stuff down without ever using a period or some other sentence ending mark like an exclamation point or a question mark or any other symbol that could possibly end my streak of words that is really long now and would take me a while to count just like counting sheep which is supposed to put you to sleep but it really keeps you awake because you want to keep counting and counting until you dont know what comes after trillions but that would take Years or something because it would take a while just to count a trillion seconds or minutes would be even worse just like how ducks are worse that geese because they are more aggressive around their young unlike great white sharks which are often eaten by their mothers when they are born and the ones who do make it out alive have no mother to teach them how to hunt or whatever because none of that matters because us human beings have mothers unless they die or run off with some CEO of a big company or someone else who makes a lot of money and then they leave you with your dad and you are jealous of your friends if you have any because they have moms and you dont because your mom was some greedy pig who wanted money but ended up only getting the money part and she bought drugs because she was depressed and ended up killing herself from an overdose and you wouldnt even know about it until you become some rich person and check the files somewhere and learn that she died of a overdose and you eyes get all teary and then you start crying because you know that you wouldnt be alive without that woman you called mom and I just found out right now that the longest sentence is like 10000 words so I have a ways to go and you have to go with me so lets go to 6th gear and throw out some words like Emphysema which I had to do a report on in 4th grade because we had a ton of projects and this was the disease one and we chose diseases out of a hat and I came out with Emphysema which is a form of lung cancer which is 98% caused by smoking which reminds me of the way my dad describes smoking: you get plant leaves wrap them in paper light it on fire and suck on it which is normally a sentence but not today because Im setting out on the quest for a long sentence that Im typing up which reminds me of a story my grandpa told me about himself when he was your age about how they covered the letters on the type writers and they had to type so that they could memorize where the letters are on a type writer and my grandpa says he will never regret taking that class because it helped him out a lot when it came to typing and now a days he is not bad a typing at all because He is almost as fast as me because I am a pretty fast typer and writing this article isnt taking very long and expect being pretty far pretty soon at the pace Im going right now so there are going to be some serious records getting busted when Im finally finished writing this article on this dumb website which will probably end up huffing this article even though it is fun-packed and joyful and keeps the reader reading when they use that excuse to mom saying just one more sentence but that sentence is 10000 words long and still continuing to go at a reasonable pace and it is going to shatter most of those long sentence records just like how the chargers are going to shatter the most consecutive years without a super bowl win record and I doubt that they will win one in the near future but they patriots are going to win some serious super bowls because they are the best team ever even better than the cowboys or 49ers and no one cares a bout them so go patriots and boo chargers even though I live in San Diego and Like the Padres I hate the Chargers because they are bad and the padres are bad too but I dont care because they are my favorite team and the dodgers are my least favorite along with the Yankees because the Yankees get a lot of money to spend and the padres and marlins get almost nothing and then the Yankees buy a-rod for a lot and the Rays get almost no money but are still fighting for first place this season without expensive players like Derek jeter or a-rod or johnny damon or whoever because they are an all around better team that can beat the Yankees even though the Yankees can beat the royals a lot who really suck because they suck more that the padres do and so do the mariners and Rockies even thought the Rockies went to the world series last year they lost and havent stopped losing for a while now either and they are last place in the nl west and that is where the padres used to be but they started hitting homeruns and winning games and are dong pretty good right now despite having little offense except for Adrian Gonzalez who is leading the NL in RBIs even though he is on the team who scores the least runs in the league but they are not last in homeruns though they are like 5 away or something but Im not sure so screw that and lets talk about something fun like water or food or dirt or something but I think food is the best because their is a lot of things to talk about with food like you r favorite food which mine happens to be some spicy burrito form Chipotle mexican grill and it is very good just like this macaroni my mom made one time that had bread crumbs on top and it was very good like all of the food they serve on top chef which I wish I could be a judge for because they have a lot of good food on that show and it makes my mouth water whenever I watch it and that is why I watch it because the food is totally awesome and sometimes I hate the people but they end up getting eliminated like the Dance crews in Frances Best Dance Crew which is a great show and you should watch it because people do good dancing like the JFrabbawockeez because they won the first season and they are very good just like supreme soul and So real crew and phresh select and super cr3w and Im only at 1500 words right now so I have to write some serious stuff like a life biography about myself and anything Ive ever done which includes going to big bear to ski fishing breathing swimming going farting eating sleeping and a whole lot more stuff which reminds me of 4th grade again when my teacher was debating with the class whether a lot was one or two words and all of the kids including myself said one while the teacher said two and he was right and we were wrong but no one cared because we all had fun arguing about and I have fun arguing with my friends about football and not baseball because in baseball we all like the same team but in football I like the patriots and my friends like the chargers and the 49ers and the eagles and the saints but my team always woops their teams ass and they say that the patriots cheat and thats how they won even though the patriots just pwned their team and they suck and my team is good but we all agree when it comes to baseball because we all like the padres and we never really argue over anything in baseball which is my favorite sport and I play it and I am good a it and I want it to be my profession but I doubt that that will happen so my backup plan is being a cop because you get all of the benefits and you get paid after you retire which is good news and I would also like to be some government dude or something like that because they get the benefits too so it would be cool to work for the government which reminds me that my principal worked at the white house and taught the president email because he was the computer guy or something like that so h knows a whole bunch of computer crap like my dad and he is fat too so everyone makes fun of him and I think he huffs kittens too but I am not sure and about that and what the hell is up with all the n00b and kitten huffing on this gay ass website like all of the things like the writer may have been huffing kittens and stuff like that it really annoys the hell out of me just like other things such as when people clip their finger nails it makes that weird noise that get me all crazy and I hate it just like how me friend hates the sound of chalk on a chalkboard which I find soothing and relaxing but he gets really annoyed and psyched out and he is also very pale-skinned and so is the rest of his family so it must have been some genetic thing like twins and clones and whole bunch of other confusing science crap that I learned a long time ago in 7th grade or something which was when we watched movies in class like UHF which has weird al in it and it is very funny because weird al has to save a TV station with a whole bunch of weird shows like wheel of fish and rauls wild kingdom with a whole bunch of cool animals like flamingos and turtles and stuff like that but who cares lets get to the meaty part of this article which is the part where I write the longest word known to man which is Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine which is cut out because it has 189819 words so wikipedia had to cut out the middle part and the longest word is the name of a protein which is the largest known to man to so big names go to big things is apparently the moral of this story ladies and gentleman the road doesnt stop here and I have to continue no matter what you say or think so I should just write some story now that has no periods so lets start with a guy named Carl who liked fish and women and he went to Claras house and they had a good food but that isnt enough of a story to set the record so I think Ill just stick to writing random crap which really makes no sense at all and here is some random picture that shows a guy who has two legs and another guy who has three who is mocking the guy with two legs because he rips his flesh in disgust every night and you think about who would be dumb enough to rip their flesh instead of cut the ring off or something that doesnt involve entirely gruesome crap like that and I have another life after this one just like how cats have 9 lives I have three because Im on my second one right now and it is great and you might think Im a whole new person but you are thinking wrong its just when I died I came back t life and next time I die Ill come back to life again and then when I die Ill be dead for sure which reminds me of Stephen kings book called pet sematary which is coo because people come back to life because there was a burial ground that bring people back to life if they are dead and that book is a great book and you should read it along with the Harry potter series which has magic in it and it is cool too so dont shank yourself when you are cutting that meat for dinner or you might die of massive blood loss or might just need a band aid I mean that works too or you dont even need a band aid because I dont use them and I have never gotten and infection in my life so maybe Im lucky or have an alligator immune system or something but I dont use band aids and I dont use Neosporin on my cuts so Im some sort of miracle I guess but Im wasting twenty minutes of my miracle life on this retard article that I just want the Guinness book of world records to see and go that is the longest thing ever and have me in their book so Im striving towards that goal right now and Im not stopping until I hit at least 3000 words and then Ill do the construction thing and finish thing up tomorrow or sometime after now and I will be the author of the longest single sentence on the planet earth which will be a real accomplishment on my part so you can be real jealous right now because I am making history right in front of you and if you are still reading this I am truly impressed because this article must be getting really boring by now and maybe your not even reading this just scanning the article for periods which Im afraid you will not find until the very end of this article which is a very very long way away and if you are a slow reader well sucks for you but now I have to use that construction thing and I will finish this and now I am back after a hard day at work but Im still going now so get ready to rumble with this long thing called a sentence that is as long as Mt. Everest is tall and the Marinas Trench is deep and speaking of the ocean fish of all kinds live in the ocean such as puffer fish which are poisonous to eat if not prepared right and will make you die after and you ADMINS BETTER NOT DELETE THIS BECAUSE IT IS SOME RECORD and if you do delete it well I will have this saved and what will you do then you people who will want to delete this because you dont care about people trying to break records so dont delete this or I will boycott Uncyclopedia and will be very mad at you guys like how I am Mad at Tim for being so annoying just like Celebrities and loud people and people who dont brush their teeth which makes me think of killing myself except I wouldnt do that because I am some sort of miracle as you probably read before or not because you are tired of reading this jumble of words that are still making a grammatically correct sentence that is breaking records right now and I wont stop until you let me break some serious records like longest sentence and some other weird stuff that I might get an award for or something but I also want that Guinness record plaque that you get for setting a monster record like most consecutive noses picked with boogers in them or something completely obscure like that which is like a bunch of the articles on this website which are actually some times funny like how to solve a 1x1x1 Rubiks cube which made me laugh pretty good and the star wars one is good too so never delete those two because they are funny unlike this article because this article is more boring than funny but who cares some retard might laugh at this bundle of crap and I think that I will put that crap tag on this article so people know that this article isnt really funny but that it is long and boring like Dances with Wolves and some other long movies that you actually fall asleep during which is hard for me to do so I tend not to nut I did when I watched Dances with Wolves because it was really boring like counting sheep to a trillion or some other large number that some little kid says he wishes he had that many dollars but he will never get that many dollars because there isnt even that many in circulation right now and if there was that would be some major inflation right there so dont think you can get that much money kid because then you would not be doing this country a favor which it desperately needs I might add so instead burn money instead of make it and lower inflation rates and do everyone a favor except for the people who are already really rich and dont care about inflation and would rather drive an escalade instead of a Prius in times like this with all of the gas prices and stuff that would drive up your bill but they dont notice because they have a lot of money and dont care therefore they should die and burn in hell with all of the lawyers and other bad people on this ball we call earth that really isnt a perfect sphere because of the mountains and valleys makes it look all jagged but from space it looks like a sphere but looks may be deceiving so dont think that the world is a sphere no matter what other people say and tell them to eat themselves when they try to convince you that the earth is really a sphere but it isnt just like how most ignorant people think that Columbus found America but he really didnt that was Leif Erickson but Columbus really found the Bahamas thinking they were penis outside of china and he was wrong so everyone forget Columbus and remember some other sailor like Henry Hudson who tried to find the northern passage but didnt so his crew killed him but a he was a great man any way so remember him instead of Columbus or remember William Penn who created Pennsylvania or remember your grandma or someone but not Columbus so go ahead and think that the earth is flat even though it isnt and it can have for corners if you think about it so go die and fall off a cliff or something interesting like that or at least get a life that want to penis e a cool record like the one Im setting right now so go to a pawnshop and buy a life or kill yourself and get a new one or something weird like that or I will force you to and if you are still reading this you are an amazing human because I forget most of the stuff Ive written already except for the great white shark thing at the beginning of the article and I remember that I need to go see some good movies tomorrow or sometime in the near future like within a week or something but forget that Im only at 3500 words now so lets go to 4000 penis and then maybe Ill call it quits because this is boring and I would rather write another article that is good and long but not all one sentence like this one so lets come up with some final five hundred words or so to say before I stop writing all of the nonsense so lets brainstorm ideas like poo ducks lemons flanges more ducks and star wars which sound about like enough and I like star wars out of there so lets talk about some penis star wars stuff like Kit Fisto who has weird tentacle things on his head and Ki-Adi-Mundi who has two brains and is on the Jediwhich is penis honor and privilege because it is and Kit Fisto gets killed by Palpatine in the 3rd movie like Mace Windu who is cool and I like his light saber because it is purple unlike the standard blue and green colors which I prefer green out of but most people seem to like the blue colors but who cares about them they like blue and green is better so you better not like blue or you are some lame person that will be lame for the rest of your life like some people who think that they are cool but are really posers and they live their life not knowing that they are continually mocked and made fun of all of the time behind their backs and that they are really dumb or something so go out and tell all of the posers you know to not be posers anymore and tell them that they should go jump in a lake or something insulting like that and make them run and cry and you can laugh at them and hope they dont tell their mom who will be mad at you so maybe you shouldnt even do that you should just laugh at them behind their backs while they live the poser life and Im near 4000 words now so let me slow down now yeah I have about a hundred words left so let me write down the exact amount before I stop writing so let me finish this thing up by talking about donuts and their fried goodness and how they make you fat and stuff but they do taste good so you should eat them because they are good and they taste good even though you could get fat but no one cares so eat them and be happy and I am starting to near 4000 now so just be a bit patient and this has been fun guys so let me finish right about where you should wait for it and wait till right about where we are almost there having just two more for that you should wait while this actually isnt going to stop because I want this to keep going for a little while longer so that I can still break some record but man am I tired so I think I will actually shut up now nope this has to continue forever and will continue for years and then a Bert killed the 3-legged guy and ate his orange while pooping and then I shall say the birds name is a bird who walked across the street killed a guy with a Minecraft nose and stuff. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence but its notbecause I just keep on adding commas and its pretty easy if you think about it so anyway there is this girl at school and shes my friend and all but shes turning really mean its a different person and im trying to beat the record but that girl who likes this boy who likes this girl and who likes this other boy and that same kid likes this other girl but that girl like another guy but the guy is actualy a 40 year old man that eats penis for a living for the ability to never show the meerkats whos doing the write things oh and my last remark is that socialism does not work because look at Europe and Greece which is failing miserably America always wins there is no doubt about Americas beauty Amen and I just made it longer and longer still as I continue to talk and talk and talk and talk throughout this though I believe it would be referred to more as typing so I will continue to type and type and type and type and type until I grow bored of it and I have so I will take my leave soon but not before I say that I somehow managed to make this already super long sentence longer so HALLEILUIA!

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emos era uoy ro eulb ekil ton retteb uoy os retteb si neerg dna eulb ekil yeht meht tuoba serac ohw tub sroloc eulb eht ekil ot mees elpoep tsom tub fo tuo neerg referp I hcihw sroloc neerg dna eulb dradnats eht ekilnu elprup si ti esuaceb rebas thgil sih ekil I dna looc si ohw udniW ecaM ekil eivom dr3 eht ni enitaplaP yb dellik steg otsiF tiK dna si ti esuaceb egelivirp dna ronoh sinep si hcihwideJ eht no si dna sniarb owt sah ohw idnuM-idA-iK dna daeh sih no sgniht elcatnet driew sah ohw otsiF tiK ekil ffuts sraw rats sinep emos tuoba klat stel os ereht fo tuo sraw rats ekil I dna hguone ekil tuoba dnuos hcihw sraw rats dna skcud erom segnalf snomel skcud oop ekil saedi mrotsniarb stel os esnesnon eht fo lla gnitirw pots I erofeb yas ot os ro sdrow derdnuh evif lanif emos htiw pu emoc stel os eno siht ekil ecnetnes eno lla ton tub gnol dna doog si taht elcitra rehtona etirw rehtar dluow I dna gnirob si siht esuaceb stiuq ti llac llI ebyam neht dna sinep 0004 ot og stel os won sdrow 0053 ta ylno mI taht tegrof tub gnihtemos ro keew a nihtiw ekil erutuf raen eht ni emitemos ro worromot seivom doog emos ees og ot deen I taht rebmemer I dna elcitra eht fo gninnigeb eht ta gniht krahs etihw taerg eht rof tpecxe ydaerla nettirw evI ffuts eht fo tsom tegrof I esuaceb namuh gnizama na era uoy siht gnidaer llits era uoy fi dna ot uoy ecrof lliw I ro taht ekil driew gnihtemos ro eno wen a teg dna flesruoy llik ro efil a yub dna pohsnwap a ot og os won thgir gnittes mI eno eht ekil drocer looc a e sinep ot tnaw taht efil a teg tsael ta ro taht ekil gnitseretni gnihtemos ro ffilc a ffo llaf dna eid og os ti tuoba kniht uoy fi srenroc rof evah nac ti dna tnsi ti hguoht neve talf si htrae eht taht kniht dna daeha og os submuloC ton tub enoemos ro amdnarg ruoy rebmemer ro ainavlysnneP detaerc ohw nneP mailliW rebmemer ro submuloC fo daetsni mih rebmemer os yaw yna nam taerg a saw eh a tub mih dellik werc sih os tndid tub egassap nrehtron eht dnif ot deirt ohw nosduH yrneH ekil rolias rehto emos rebmemer dna submuloC tegrof enoyreve os gnorw saw eh dna anihc fo edistuo sinep erew yeht gnikniht samahaB eht dnuof yllaer submuloC tub noskcirE fieL saw taht tndid yllaer eh tub aciremA dnuof submuloC taht kniht elpoep tnarongi tsom woh ekil tsuj tnsi ti tub erehps a yllaer si htrae eht taht uoy ecnivnoc ot yrt yeht nehw sevlesmeht tae ot meht llet dna yas elpoep rehto tahw rettam on erehps a si dlrow eht taht kniht tnod os gnivieced eb yam skool tub erehps a ekil skool ti ecaps morf tub deggaj lla kool ti sekam syellav dna sniatnuom eht fo esuaceb erehps tcefrep a tnsi yllaer taht htrae llac ew llab siht no elpoep dab rehto dna sreywal eht fo lla htiw lleh ni nrub dna eid dluohs yeht erofereht erac tnod dna yenom fo tol a evah yeht esuaceb eciton tnod yeht tub llib ruoy pu evird dluow taht ffuts dna secirp sag eht fo lla htiw siht ekil semit ni suirP a fo daetsni edalacse na evird rehtar dluow dna noitalfni tuoba erac tnod dna hcir yllaer ydaerla era ohw elpoep eht rof tpecxe rovaf a enoyreve od dna setar noitalfni rewol dna ti ekam fo daetsni yenom nrub daetsni os dda thgim I sdeen yletarepsed ti hcihw rovaf a yrtnuoc siht gniod eb ton dluow uoy neht esuaceb dik yenom hcum taht teg nac uoy kniht tnod os ereht thgir noitalfni rojam emos eb dluow taht saw ereht fi dna won thgir noitalucric ni ynam taht neve tnsi ereht esuaceb srallod ynam taht teg reven lliw eh tub srallod ynam taht dah eh sehsiw eh syas dik elttil emos taht rebmun egral rehto emos ro noillirt a ot peehs gnitnuoc ekil gnirob yllaer saw ti esuaceb sevloW htiw secnaD dehctaw I nehw did I tun ot ton dnet I os od ot em rof drah si hcihw gnirud peelsa llaf yllautca uoy taht seivom gnol rehto emos dna sevloW htiw secnaD ekil gnirob dna gnol si ti taht tub ynnuf yllaer tnsi elcitra siht taht wonk elpoep os elcitra siht no gat parc taht tup lliw I taht kniht I dna parc fo eldnub siht ta hgual thgim drater emos serac ohw tub ynnuf naht gnirob erom si elcitra siht esuaceb elcitra siht ekilnu ynnuf era yeht esuaceb owt esoht eteled reven os oot doog si eno sraw rats eht dna doog ytterp hgual em edam hcihw ebuc skibuR 1x1x1 a evlos ot woh ekil ynnuf semit emos yllautca era hcihw etisbew siht no selcitra eht fo hcnub a ekil si hcihw taht ekil erucsbo yletelpmoc gnihtemos ro meht ni sregoob htiw dekcip seson evitucesnoc tsom ekil drocer retsnom a gnittes rof teg uoy taht euqalp drocer ssenniuG taht tnaw osla I tub gnihtemos ro rof drawa na teg thgim I taht ffuts driew rehto emos dna ecnetnes tsegnol ekil sdrocer suoires emos kaerb em tel uoy litnu pots tnow I dna won thgir sdrocer gnikaerb si taht ecnetnes tcerroc yllacitammarg a gnikam llits era taht sdrow fo elbmuj siht gnidaer fo derit era uoy esuaceb ton ro erofeb daer ylbaborp uoy sa elcarim fo tros emos ma I esuaceb taht od tndluow I tpecxe flesym gnillik fo kniht em sekam hcihw hteet rieht hsurb tnod ohw elpoep dna elpoep duol dna seitirbeleC ekil tsuj gniyonna os gnieb rof miT ta daM ma I woh ekil syug uoy ta dam yrev eb lliw dna aidepolcycnU ttocyob lliw I ro siht eteled tnod os sdrocer kaerb ot gniyrt elpoep tuoba erac tnod uoy esuaceb siht eteled ot tnaw lliw ohw elpoep uoy neht od uoy lliw tahw dna devas siht evah lliw I llew ti eteled od uoy fi dna DROCER EMOS SI TI ESUACEB SIHT ETELED TON RETTEB SNIMDA uoy dna retfa eid uoy ekam lliw dna thgir deraperp ton fi tae ot suonosiop era hcihw hsif reffup sa hcus naeco eht ni evil sdnik lla fo hsif naeco eht fo gnikaeps dna peed si hcnerT saniraM eht dna llat si tserevE .tM sa gnol sa si taht ecnetnes a dellac gniht gnol siht htiw elbmur ot ydaer teg os won gniog llits mI tub krow ta yad drah a retfa kcab ma I won dna siht hsinif lliw I dna gniht noitcurtsnoc taht esu ot evah I won tub uoy rof skcus llew redaer wols a era uoy fi dna yawa yaw gnol yrev yrev a si hcihw elcitra siht fo dne yrev eht litnu dnif ton lliw uoy diarfa mI hcihw sdoirep rof elcitra eht gninnacs tsuj siht gnidaer neve ton ruoy ebyam dna won yb gnirob yllaer gnitteg eb tsum elcitra siht esuaceb desserpmi ylurt ma I siht gnidaer llits era uoy fi dna uoy fo tnorf ni thgir yrotsih gnikam ma I esuaceb won thgir suolaej laer eb nac uoy os trap ym no tnemhsilpmocca laer a eb lliw hcihw htrae tenalp eht no ecnetnes elgnis tsegnol eht fo rohtua eht eb lliw I dna won retfa emitemos ro worromot pu gniht hsinif dna gniht noitcurtsnoc eht od llI neht dna sdrow 0003 tsael ta tih I litnu gnippots ton mI dna won thgir laog taht sdrawot gnivirts mI os koob rieht ni em evah dna reve gniht tsegnol eht si taht og dna ees ot sdrocer dlrow fo koob ssenniuG eht tnaw tsuj I taht elcitra drater siht no efil elcarim ym fo setunim ytnewt gnitsaw mI tub sseug I elcarim fo tros emos mI os stuc ym no niropsoeN esu tnod I dna sdia dnab esu tnod I tub gnihtemos ro metsys enummi rotagilla na evah ro ykcul mI ebyam os efil ym ni noitcefni dna nettog reven evah I dna meht esu tnod I esuaceb dia dnab a deen neve tnod uoy ro oot skrow taht naem I dia dnab a deen tsuj thgim ro ssol doolb evissam fo eid thgim uoy ro rennid rof taem taht gnittuc era uoy nehw flesruoy knahs tnod os oot looc si ti dna ti ni cigam sah hcihw seires rettop yrraH eht htiw gnola ti daer dluohs uoy dna koob taerg a si koob taht dna daed era yeht fi efil ot kcab elpoep gnirb taht dnuorg lairub a saw ereht esuaceb efil ot kcab emoc elpoep esuaceb ooc si hcihw yratames tep dellac koob sgnik nehpetS fo em sdnimer hcihw erus rof daed eb llI eid I nehw neht dna niaga efil ot kcab emoc llI eid I emit txen dna efil t kcab emac I deid I nehw tsuj sti gnorw gnikniht era uoy tub nosrep wen elohw a mI kniht thgim uoy dna taerg si ti dna won thgir eno dnoces ym no mI esuaceb eerht evah I sevil 9 evah stac woh ekil tsuj eno siht retfa efil rehtona evah I dna taht ekil parc emoseurg yleritne evlovni tnseod taht gnihtemos ro ffo gnir eht tuc fo daetsni hself rieht pir ot hguone bmud eb dluow ohw tuoba kniht uoy dna thgin yreve tsugsid ni hself sih spir eh esuaceb sgel owt htiw yug eht gnikcom si ohw eerht sah ohw yug rehtona dna sgel owt sah ohw yug a swohs taht erutcip modnar emos si ereh dna lla ta esnes on sekam yllaer hcihw parc modnar gnitirw ot kcits tsuj llI kniht I os drocer eht tes ot yrots a fo hguone tnsi taht tub doof doog a dah yeht dna esuoh saralC ot tnew eh dna nemow dna hsif dekil ohw lraC deman yug a htiw trats stel os sdoirep on sah taht won yrots emos etirw tsuj dluohs I os kniht ro yas uoy tahw rettam on eunitnoc ot evah I dna ereh pots tnseod daor eht nameltneg dna seidal yrots siht fo larom eht yltnerappa si sgniht gib ot og seman gib os ot nam ot nwonk tsegral eht si hcihw nietorp a fo eman eht si drow tsegnol eht dna trap elddim eht tuo tuc ot dah aidepikiw os sdrow 918981 sah ti esuaceb tuo tuc si hcihw enicuelosi...lynoerhtlynoerhtlynoihteM si hcihw nam ot nwonk drow tsegnol eht etirw I erehw trap eht si hcihw elcitra siht fo trap ytaem eht ot teg stel serac ohw tub taht ekil ffuts dna seltrut dna sognimalf ekil slamina looc fo hcnub elohw a htiw modgnik dliw sluar dna hsif fo leehw ekil swohs driew fo hcnub elohw a htiw noitats VT a evas ot sah la driew esuaceb ynnuf yrev si ti dna ti ni la driew sah hcihw FHU ekil ssalc ni seivom dehctaw ew nehw saw hcihw gnihtemos ro edarg ht7 ni oga emit gnol a denrael I taht parc ecneics gnisufnoc rehto fo hcnub elohw dna senolc dna sniwt ekil gniht citeneg emos neeb evah tsum ti os ylimaf sih fo tser eht si os dna denniks-elap yrev osla si eh dna tuo dehcysp dna deyonna yllaer steg eh tub gnixaler dna gnihtoos dnif I hcihw draobklahc a no klahc fo dnuos eht setah dneirf em woh ekil tsuj ti etah I dna yzarc lla em teg taht esion driew taht sekam ti slian regnif rieht pilc elpoep nehw sa hcus sgniht rehto ekil tsuj em fo tuo lleh eht syonna yllaer ti taht ekil ffuts dna snettik gniffuh neeb evah yam retirw eht ekil sgniht eht fo lla ekil etisbew ssa yag siht no gniffuh nettik dna b00n eht lla htiw pu si lleh eht tahw dna taht tuoba dna erus ton ma I tub oot snettik sffuh eh kniht I dna mih fo nuf sekam enoyreve os oot taf si eh dna dad ym ekil parc retupmoc fo hcnub elohw a swonk h os taht ekil gnihtemos ro yug retupmoc eht saw eh esuaceb liame tnediserp eht thguat dna esuoh etihw eht ta dekrow lapicnirp ym taht em sdnimer hcihw tnemnrevog eht rof krow ot looc eb dluow ti os oot stifeneb eht teg yeht esuaceb taht ekil gnihtemos ro edud tnemnrevog emos eb ot ekil osla dluow I dna swen doog si hcihw eriter uoy retfa diap teg uoy dna stifeneb eht fo lla teg uoy esuaceb poc a gnieb si nalp pukcab ym os neppah lliw taht taht tbuod I tub noisseforp ym eb ot ti tnaw I dna ti a doog ma I dna ti yalp I dna trops etirovaf ym si hcihw llabesab ni gnihtyna revo eugra yllaer reven ew dna serdap eht ekil lla ew esuaceb llabesab ot semoc ti nehw eerga lla ew tub doog si maet ym dna kcus yeht dna maet rieht denwp tsuj stoirtap eht hguoht neve now yeht woh staht dna taehc stoirtap eht taht yas yeht dna ssa smaet rieht spoow syawla maet ym tub stnias eht dna selgae eht dna sre94 eht dna sregrahc eht ekil sdneirf ym dna stoirtap eht ekil I llabtoof ni tub maet emas eht ekil lla ew llabesab ni esuaceb llabesab ton dna llabtoof tuoba sdneirf ym htiw gniugra nuf evah I dna tuoba gniugra nuf dah lla ew esuaceb derac eno on tub gnorw erew ew dna thgir saw eh dna owt dias rehcaet eht elihw eno dias flesym gnidulcni sdik eht fo lla dna sdrow owt ro eno saw tol a rehtehw ssalc eht htiw gnitabed saw rehcaet ym nehw niaga edarg ht4 fo em sdnimer hcihw ffuts erom tol elohw a dna gnipeels gnitae gnitraf gniog gnimmiws gnihtaerb gnihsif iks ot raeb gib ot gniog sedulcni hcihw enod reve evI gnihtyna dna flesym tuoba yhpargoib efil a ekil ffuts suoires emos etirw ot evah I os won thgir sdrow 0051 ta ylno mI dna w3rc repus dna tceles hserhp dna werc laer oS dna luos emerpus ekil tsuj doog yrev era yeht dna nosaes tsrif eht now yeht esuaceb zeekcowabbarFJ eht ekil gnicnad doog od elpoep esuaceb ti hctaw dluohs uoy dna wohs taerg a si hcihw werC ecnaD tseB secnarF ni swerc ecnaD eht ekil detanimile gnitteg pu dne yeht tub elpoep eht etah I semitemos dna emosewa yllatot si doof eht esuaceb ti hctaw I yhw si taht dna ti hctaw I revenehw retaw htuom ym sekam ti dna wohs taht no doof doog fo tol a evah yeht esuaceb rof egduj a eb dluoc I hsiw I hcihw fehc pot no evres yeht doof eht fo lla ekil doog yrev saw ti dna pot no sbmurc daerb dah taht emit eno edam mom ym inoracam siht ekil tsuj doog yrev si ti dna llirg nacixem eltopihC mrof otirrub ycips emos eb ot sneppah enim hcihw doof etirovaf r uoy ekil doof htiw tuoba klat ot sgniht fo tol a si rieht esuaceb tseb eht si doof kniht I tub gnihtemos ro trid ro doof ro retaw ekil nuf gnihtemos tuoba klat stel dna taht wercs os erus ton mI tub gnihtemos ro yawa 5 ekil era yeht hguoht snuremoh ni tsal ton era yeht tub eugael eht ni snur tsael eht serocs ohw maet eht no si eh hguoht neve sIBR ni LN eht gnidael si ohw zelaznoG nairdA rof tpecxe esneffo elttil gnivah etipsed won thgir doog ytterp gnod era dna semag gninniw dna snuremoh gnittih detrats yeht tub eb ot desu serdap eht erehw si taht dna tsew ln eht ni ecalp tsal era yeht dna rehtie won elihw a rof gnisol deppots tnevah dna tsol yeht raey tsal seires dlrow eht ot tnew seikcoR eht thguoht neve seikcoR dna sreniram eht od os dna od serdap eht taht erom kcus yeht esuaceb kcus yllaer ohw tol a slayor eht taeb nac seeknaY eht hguoht neve seeknaY eht taeb nac taht maet retteb dnuora lla na era yeht esuaceb reveohw ro nomad ynnhoj ro dor-a ro retej kereD ekil sreyalp evisnepxe tuohtiw nosaes siht ecalp tsrif rof gnithgif llits era tub yenom on tsomla teg syaR eht dna tol a rof dor-a yub seeknaY eht neht dna gnihton tsomla teg snilram dna serdap eht dna dneps ot yenom fo tol a teg seeknaY eht esuaceb seeknaY eht htiw gnola etirovaf tsael ym era sregdod eht dna maet etirovaf ym era yeht esuaceb erac tnod I tub oot dab era serdap eht dna dab era yeht esuaceb sregrahC eht etah I serdaP eht ekiL dna ogeiD naS ni evil I hguoht neve sregrahc oob dna stoirtap og os meht tuob a serac eno on dna sre94 ro syobwoc eht naht retteb neve reve maet tseb eht era yeht esuaceb slwob repus suoires emos niw ot gniog era stoirtap yeht tub erutuf raen eht ni eno niw lliw yeht taht tbuod I dna drocer niw lwob repus a tuohtiw sraey evitucesnoc tsom eht rettahs ot gniog era sregrahc eht woh ekil tsuj sdrocer ecnetnes gnol esoht fo tsom rettahs ot gniog si ti dna ecap elbanosaer a ta og ot gniunitnoc llits dna gnol sdrow 00001 si ecnetnes taht tub ecnetnes erom eno tsuj gniyas mom ot esucxe taht esu yeht nehw gnidaer redaer eht speek dna lufyoj dna dekcap-nuf si ti hguoht neve elcitra siht gniffuh pu dne ylbaborp lliw hcihw etisbew bmud siht no elcitra siht gnitirw dehsinif yllanif mI nehw detsub gnitteg sdrocer suoires emos eb ot gniog era ereht os won thgir gniog mI ecap eht ta noos ytterp raf ytterp gnieb tcepxe dna gnol yrev gnikat tnsi elcitra siht gnitirw dna repyt tsaf ytterp a ma I esuaceb em sa tsaf sa tsomla si eH esuaceb lla ta gnipyt a dab ton si eh syad a won dna gnipyt ot emac ti nehw tol a tuo mih depleh ti esuaceb ssalc taht gnikat terger reven lliw eh syas apdnarg ym dna retirw epyt a no era srettel eht erehw eziromem dluoc yeht taht os epyt ot dah yeht dna sretirw epyt eht no srettel eht derevoc yeht woh tuoba ega ruoy saw eh nehw flesmih tuoba em dlot apdnarg ym yrots a fo em sdnimer hcihw pu gnipyt mI taht ecnetnes gnol a rof tseuq eht no tuo gnittes mI esuaceb yadot ton tub ecnetnes a yllamron si hcihw ti no kcus dna erif no ti thgil repap ni meht parw sevael tnalp teg uoy :gnikoms sebircsed dad ym yaw eht fo em sdnimer hcihw gnikoms yb desuac %89 si hcihw recnac gnul fo mrof a si hcihw amesyhpmE htiw tuo emac I dna tah a fo tuo sesaesid esohc ew dna eno esaesid eht saw siht dna stcejorp fo not a dah ew esuaceb edarg ht4 ni no troper a od ot dah I hcihw amesyhpmE ekil sdrow emos tuo worht dna raeg ht6 ot og stel os em htiw og ot evah uoy dna og ot syaw a evah I os sdrow 00001 ekil si ecnetnes tsegnol eht taht won thgir tuo dnuof tsuj I dna mom dellac uoy namow taht tuohtiw evila eb tndluow uoy taht wonk uoy esuaceb gniyrc trats uoy neht dna yraet lla teg seye uoy dna esodrevo a fo deid ehs taht nrael dna erehwemos selif eht kcehc dna nosrep hcir emos emoceb uoy litnu ti tuoba wonk neve tndluow uoy dna esodrevo na morf flesreh gnillik pu dedne dna desserped saw ehs esuaceb sgurd thguob ehs dna trap yenom eht gnitteg ylno pu dedne tub yenom detnaw ohw gip ydeerg emos saw mom ruoy esuaceb tnod uoy dna smom evah yeht esuaceb yna evah uoy fi sdneirf ruoy fo suolaej era uoy dna dad ruoy htiw uoy evael yeht neht dna yenom fo tol a sekam ohw esle enoemos ro ynapmoc gib a fo OEC emos htiw ffo nur ro eid yeht sselnu srehtom evah sgnieb namuh su esuaceb srettam taht fo enon esuaceb revetahw ro tnuh ot woh meht hcaet ot rehtom on evah evila tuo ti ekam od ohw seno eht dna nrob era yeht nehw srehtom rieht yb netae netfo era hcihw skrahs etihw taerg ekilnu gnuoy rieht dnuora evissergga erom era yeht esuaceb eseeg taht esrow era 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siht si ereht yawyna os ti tuoba kniht uoy fi ysae ytterp sti dna sammoc gnidda no peek tsuj I esuacebton sti tub ecnetnes tsegnol sdlrow eht si taht taht kniht ylbaborp syug uoY.roivas dna drol ym si tsirhC suseJ .ffuts dna eson tfarceniM a htiw yug a dellik teerts eht ssorca deklaw ohw drib a si eman sdrib eht yas llahs I neht dna gnipoop elihw egnaro sih eta dna yug deggel-3 eht dellik treB a neht dna sraey rof eunitnoc lliw dna reverof eunitnoc ot sah siht epon won pu tuhs yllautca lliw I kniht I os derit I ma nam tub drocer emos kaerb llits nac I taht os regnol elihw elttil a rof gniog peek ot siht tnaw I esuaceb pots ot gniog tnsi yllautca siht elihw tiaw dluohs uoy taht rof erom owt tsuj gnivah ereht tsomla era ew erehw tuoba thgir llit tiaw dna ti rof tiaw dluohs uoy erehw tuoba thgir hsinif em tel os syug nuf neeb sah siht dna tneitap tib a eb tsuj os won 0004 raen ot gnitrats ma I dna yppah eb dna meht tae os serac eno on tub taf teg dluoc uoy hguoht neve doog etsat yeht dna 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emos era uoy ro eulb ekil ton retteb uoy os retteb si neerg dna eulb ekil yeht meht tuoba serac ohw tub sroloc eulb eht ekil ot mees elpoep tsom tub fo tuo neerg referp I hcihw sroloc neerg dna eulb dradnats eht ekilnu elprup si ti esuaceb rebas thgil sih ekil I dna looc si ohw udniW ecaM ekil eivom dr3 eht ni enitaplaP yb dellik steg otsiF tiK dna si ti esuaceb egelivirp dna ronoh sinep si hcihwideJ eht no si dna sniarb owt sah ohw idnuM-idA-iK dna daeh sih no sgniht elcatnet driew sah ohw otsiF tiK ekil ffuts sraw rats sinep emos tuoba klat stel os ereht fo tuo sraw rats ekil I dna hguone ekil tuoba dnuos hcihw sraw rats dna skcud erom segnalf snomel skcud oop ekil saedi mrotsniarb stel os esnesnon eht fo lla gnitirw pots I erofeb yas ot os ro sdrow derdnuh evif lanif emos htiw pu emoc stel os eno siht ekil ecnetnes eno lla ton tub gnol dna doog si taht elcitra rehtona etirw rehtar dluow I dna gnirob si siht esuaceb stiuq ti llac llI ebyam neht dna sinep 0004 ot og stel os won sdrow 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rolias rehto emos rebmemer dna submuloC tegrof enoyreve os gnorw saw eh dna anihc fo edistuo sinep erew yeht gnikniht samahaB eht dnuof yllaer submuloC tub noskcirE fieL saw taht tndid yllaer eh tub aciremA dnuof submuloC taht kniht elpoep tnarongi tsom woh ekil tsuj tnsi ti tub erehps a yllaer si htrae eht taht uoy ecnivnoc ot yrt yeht nehw sevlesmeht tae ot meht llet dna yas elpoep rehto tahw rettam on erehps a si dlrow eht taht kniht tnod os gnivieced eb yam skool tub erehps a ekil skool ti ecaps morf tub deggaj lla kool ti sekam syellav dna sniatnuom eht fo esuaceb erehps tcefrep a tnsi yllaer taht htrae llac ew llab siht no elpoep dab rehto dna sreywal eht fo lla htiw lleh ni nrub dna eid dluohs yeht erofereht erac tnod dna yenom fo tol a evah yeht esuaceb eciton tnod yeht tub llib ruoy pu evird dluow taht ffuts dna secirp sag eht fo lla htiw siht ekil semit ni suirP a fo daetsni edalacse na evird rehtar dluow dna noitalfni tuoba erac tnod dna hcir yllaer ydaerla era ohw elpoep eht rof tpecxe rovaf a enoyreve od dna setar noitalfni rewol dna ti ekam fo daetsni yenom nrub daetsni os dda thgim I sdeen yletarepsed ti hcihw rovaf a yrtnuoc siht gniod eb ton dluow uoy neht esuaceb dik yenom hcum taht teg nac uoy kniht tnod os ereht thgir noitalfni rojam emos eb dluow taht saw ereht fi dna won thgir noitalucric ni ynam taht neve tnsi ereht esuaceb srallod ynam taht teg reven lliw eh tub srallod ynam taht dah eh sehsiw eh syas dik elttil emos taht rebmun egral rehto emos ro noillirt a ot peehs gnitnuoc ekil gnirob yllaer saw ti esuaceb sevloW htiw secnaD dehctaw I nehw did I tun ot ton dnet I os od ot em rof drah si hcihw gnirud peelsa llaf yllautca uoy taht seivom gnol rehto emos dna sevloW htiw secnaD ekil gnirob dna gnol si ti taht tub ynnuf yllaer tnsi elcitra siht taht wonk elpoep os elcitra siht no gat parc taht tup lliw I taht kniht I dna parc fo eldnub siht ta hgual thgim drater emos serac ohw tub ynnuf naht gnirob erom si elcitra siht esuaceb elcitra siht 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dam yrev eb lliw dna aidepolcycnU ttocyob lliw I ro siht eteled tnod os sdrocer kaerb ot gniyrt elpoep tuoba erac tnod uoy esuaceb siht eteled ot tnaw lliw ohw elpoep uoy neht od uoy lliw tahw dna devas siht evah lliw I llew ti eteled od uoy fi dna DROCER EMOS SI TI ESUACEB SIHT ETELED TON RETTEB SNIMDA uoy dna retfa eid uoy ekam lliw dna thgir deraperp ton fi tae ot suonosiop era hcihw hsif reffup sa hcus naeco eht ni evil sdnik lla fo hsif naeco eht fo gnikaeps dna peed si hcnerT saniraM eht dna llat si tserevE .tM sa gnol sa si taht ecnetnes a dellac gniht gnol siht htiw elbmur ot ydaer teg os won gniog llits mI tub krow ta yad drah a retfa kcab ma I won dna siht hsinif lliw I dna gniht noitcurtsnoc taht esu ot evah I won tub uoy rof skcus llew redaer wols a era uoy fi dna yawa yaw gnol yrev yrev a si hcihw elcitra siht fo dne yrev eht litnu dnif ton lliw uoy diarfa mI hcihw sdoirep rof elcitra eht gninnacs tsuj siht gnidaer neve ton ruoy ebyam dna won yb gnirob yllaer gnitteg eb 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doolb evissam fo eid thgim uoy ro rennid rof taem taht gnittuc era uoy nehw flesruoy knahs tnod os oot looc si ti dna ti ni cigam sah hcihw seires rettop yrraH eht htiw gnola ti daer dluohs uoy dna koob taerg a si koob taht dna daed era yeht fi efil ot kcab elpoep gnirb taht dnuorg lairub a saw ereht esuaceb efil ot kcab emoc elpoep esuaceb ooc si hcihw yratames tep dellac koob sgnik nehpetS fo em sdnimer hcihw erus rof daed eb llI eid I nehw neht dna niaga efil ot kcab emoc llI eid I emit txen dna efil t kcab emac I deid I nehw tsuj sti gnorw gnikniht era uoy tub nosrep wen elohw a mI kniht thgim uoy dna taerg si ti dna won thgir eno dnoces ym no mI esuaceb eerht evah I sevil 9 evah stac woh ekil tsuj eno siht retfa efil rehtona evah I dna taht ekil parc emoseurg yleritne evlovni tnseod taht gnihtemos ro ffo gnir eht tuc fo daetsni hself rieht pir ot hguone bmud eb dluow ohw tuoba kniht uoy dna thgin yreve tsugsid ni hself sih spir eh esuaceb sgel owt htiw yug eht gnikcom si ohw eerht 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sluar dna hsif fo leehw ekil swohs driew fo hcnub elohw a htiw noitats VT a evas ot sah la driew esuaceb ynnuf yrev si ti dna ti ni la driew sah hcihw FHU ekil ssalc ni seivom dehctaw ew nehw saw hcihw gnihtemos ro edarg ht7 ni oga emit gnol a denrael I taht parc ecneics gnisufnoc rehto fo hcnub elohw dna senolc dna sniwt ekil gniht citeneg emos neeb evah tsum ti os ylimaf sih fo tser eht si os dna denniks-elap yrev osla si eh dna tuo dehcysp dna deyonna yllaer steg eh tub gnixaler dna gnihtoos dnif I hcihw draobklahc a no klahc fo dnuos eht setah dneirf em woh ekil tsuj ti etah I dna yzarc lla em teg taht esion driew taht sekam ti slian regnif rieht pilc elpoep nehw sa hcus sgniht rehto ekil tsuj em fo tuo lleh eht syonna yllaer ti taht ekil ffuts dna snettik gniffuh neeb evah yam retirw eht ekil sgniht eht fo lla ekil etisbew ssa yag siht no gniffuh nettik dna b00n eht lla htiw pu si lleh eht tahw dna taht tuoba dna erus ton ma I tub oot snettik sffuh eh kniht I dna mih fo nuf sekam 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gnitteg pu dne yeht tub elpoep eht etah I semitemos dna emosewa yllatot si doof eht esuaceb ti hctaw I yhw si taht dna ti hctaw I revenehw retaw htuom ym sekam ti dna wohs taht no doof doog fo tol a evah yeht esuaceb rof egduj a eb dluoc I hsiw I hcihw fehc pot no evres yeht doof eht fo lla ekil doog yrev saw ti dna pot no sbmurc daerb dah taht emit eno edam mom ym inoracam siht ekil tsuj doog yrev si ti dna llirg nacixem eltopihC mrof otirrub ycips emos eb ot sneppah enim hcihw doof etirovaf r uoy ekil doof htiw tuoba klat ot sgniht fo tol a si rieht esuaceb tseb eht si doof kniht I tub gnihtemos ro trid ro doof ro retaw ekil nuf gnihtemos tuoba klat stel dna taht wercs os erus ton mI tub gnihtemos ro yawa 5 ekil era yeht hguoht snuremoh ni tsal ton era yeht tub eugael eht ni snur tsael eht serocs ohw maet eht no si eh hguoht neve sIBR ni LN eht gnidael si ohw zelaznoG nairdA rof tpecxe esneffo elttil gnivah etipsed won thgir doog ytterp gnod era dna semag gninniw dna snuremoh gnittih 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gnipyt ot emac ti nehw tol a tuo mih depleh ti esuaceb ssalc taht gnikat terger reven lliw eh syas apdnarg ym dna retirw epyt a no era srettel eht erehw eziromem dluoc yeht taht os epyt ot dah yeht dna sretirw epyt eht no srettel eht derevoc yeht woh tuoba ega ruoy saw eh nehw flesmih tuoba em dlot apdnarg ym yrots a fo em sdnimer hcihw pu gnipyt mI taht ecnetnes gnol a rof tseuq eht no tuo gnittes mI esuaceb yadot ton tub ecnetnes a yllamron si hcihw ti no kcus dna erif no ti thgil repap ni meht parw sevael tnalp teg uoy :gnikoms sebircsed dad ym yaw eht fo em sdnimer hcihw gnikoms yb desuac %89 si hcihw recnac gnul fo mrof a si hcihw amesyhpmE htiw tuo emac I dna tah a fo tuo sesaesid esohc ew dna eno esaesid eht saw siht dna stcejorp fo not a dah ew esuaceb edarg ht4 ni no troper a od ot dah I hcihw amesyhpmE ekil sdrow emos tuo worht dna raeg ht6 ot og stel os em htiw og ot evah uoy dna og ot syaw a evah I os sdrow 00001 ekil si ecnetnes tsegnol eht taht won thgir tuo dnuof tsuj I 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Once upon a terribly dreadful time there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul male or female that lived on my smelly stinky orange old rotten messy busted cul-de-sac between Belmont and Rose which are both Gay-ass Streets Like North street or some shit that reminds me of a celebrity like Paris Hilton or some blonde loser that doesnt even know the capital of her own country which is the United States of America aka: The U.S.A which is a pristine nation of beauty opposing to a country as the country of Somalia and Belgium a part of Europe which doesnt even have a government its just in a complete state of anarchy just like my mind and soul which are both filled with outrageous nonsense that Im typing down right now into some fat long sentence that probably makes no sense but who cares Im trying to set some sort of weird record here like most ducks snorted or some weird thing like that and if I do set some sort of record I will be in the Guinness Book of World Records (though anti-American and pro European a place of pitty and despair as Somalia is) which was always my dream because that book has a whole bunch a cool and weird stuff in it and I would Become famous and add to the weirdness of the book like some of their records which reminds me of the Rob & Big where Rob sets all of those skateboarding Records And Big Black eats bananas and donuts and three weeks later they both get plaques saying the record they set and I want to get one of those so thats why Im writing all of this stuff down without ever using a period or some other sentence ending mark like an exclamation point or a question mark or any other symbol that could possibly end my streak of words that is really long now and would take me a while to count just like counting sheep which is supposed to put you to sleep but it really keeps you awake because you want to keep counting and counting until you dont know what comes after trillions but that would take Years or something because it would take a while just to count a trillion seconds or minutes would be even worse just like how ducks are worse that geese because they are more aggressive around their young unlike great white sharks which are often eaten by their mothers when they are born and the ones who do make it out alive have no mother to teach them how to hunt or whatever because none of that matters because us human beings have mothers unless they die or run off with some CEO of a big company or someone else who makes a lot of money and then they leave you with your dad and you are jealous of your friends if you have any because they have moms and you dont because your mom was some greedy pig who wanted money but ended up only getting the money part and she bought drugs because she was depressed and ended up killing herself from an overdose and you wouldnt even know about it until you become some rich person and check the files somewhere and learn that she died of a overdose and you eyes get all teary and then you start crying because you know that you wouldnt be alive without that woman you called mom and I just found out right now that the longest sentence is like 10000 words so I have a ways to go and you have to go with me so lets go to 6th gear and throw out some words like Emphysema which I had to do a report on in 4th grade because we had a ton of projects and this was the disease one and we chose diseases out of a hat and I came out with Emphysema which is a form of lung cancer which is 98% caused by smoking which reminds me of the way my dad describes smoking: you get plant leaves wrap them in paper light it on fire and suck on it which is normally a sentence but not today because Im setting out on the quest for a long sentence that Im typing up which reminds me of a story my grandpa told me about himself when he was your age about how they covered the letters on the type writers and they had to type so that they could memorize where the letters are on a type writer and my grandpa says he will never regret taking that class because it helped him out a lot when it came to typing and now a days he is not bad a typing at all because He is almost as fast as me because I am a pretty fast typer and writing this article isnt taking very long and expect being pretty far pretty soon at the pace Im going right now so there are going to be some serious records getting busted when Im finally finished writing this article on this dumb website which will probably end up huffing this article even though it is fun-packed and joyful and keeps the reader reading when they use that excuse to mom saying just one more sentence but that sentence is 10000 words long and still continuing to go at a reasonable pace and it is going to shatter most of those long sentence records just like how the chargers are going to shatter the most consecutive years without a super bowl win record and I doubt that they will win one in the near future but they patriots are going to win some serious super bowls because they are the best team ever even better than the cowboys or 49ers and no one cares a bout them so go patriots and boo chargers even though I live in San Diego and Like the Padres I hate the Chargers because they are bad and the padres are bad too but I dont care because they are my favorite team and the dodgers are my least favorite along with the Yankees because the Yankees get a lot of money to spend and the padres and marlins get almost nothing and then the Yankees buy a-rod for a lot and the Rays get almost no money but are still fighting for first place this season without expensive players like Derek jeter or a-rod or johnny damon or whoever because they are an all around better team that can beat the Yankees even though the Yankees can beat the royals a lot who really suck because they suck more that the padres do and so do the mariners and Rockies even thought the Rockies went to the world series last year they lost and havent stopped losing for a while now either and they are last place in the nl west and that is where the padres used to be but they started hitting homeruns and winning games and are dong pretty good right now despite having little offense except for Adrian Gonzalez who is leading the NL in RBIs even though he is on the team who scores the least runs in the league but they are not last in homeruns though they are like 5 away or something but Im not sure so screw that and lets talk about something fun like water or food or dirt or something but I think food is the best because their is a lot of things to talk about with food like you r favorite food which mine happens to be some spicy burrito form Chipotle mexican grill and it is very good just like this macaroni my mom made one time that had bread crumbs on top and it was very good like all of the food they serve on top chef which I wish I could be a judge for because they have a lot of good food on that show and it makes my mouth water whenever I watch it and that is why I watch it because the food is totally awesome and sometimes I hate the people but they end up getting eliminated like the Dance crews in Frances Best Dance Crew which is a great show and you should watch it because people do good dancing like the JFrabbawockeez because they won the first season and they are very good just like supreme soul and So real crew and phresh select and super cr3w and Im only at 1500 words right now so I have to write some serious stuff like a life biography about myself and anything Ive ever done which includes going to big bear to ski fishing breathing swimming going farting eating sleeping and a whole lot more stuff which reminds me of 4th grade again when my teacher was debating with the class whether a lot was one or two words and all of the kids including myself said one while the teacher said two and he was right and we were wrong but no one cared because we all had fun arguing about and I have fun arguing with my friends about football and not baseball because in baseball we all like the same team but in football I like the patriots and my friends like the chargers and the 49ers and the eagles and the saints but my team always woops their teams ass and they say that the patriots cheat and thats how they won even though the patriots just pwned their team and they suck and my team is good but we all agree when it comes to baseball because we all like the padres and we never really argue over anything in baseball which is my favorite sport and I play it and I am good a it and I want it to be my profession but I doubt that that will happen so my backup plan is being a cop because you get all of the benefits and you get paid after you retire which is good news and I would also like to be some government dude or something like that because they get the benefits too so it would be cool to work for the government which reminds me that my principal worked at the white house and taught the president email because he was the computer guy or something like that so h knows a whole bunch of computer crap like my dad and he is fat too so everyone makes fun of him and I think he huffs kittens too but I am not sure and about that and what the hell is up with all the n00b and kitten huffing on this gay ass website like all of the things like the writer may have been huffing kittens and stuff like that it really annoys the hell out of me just like other things such as when people clip their finger nails it makes that weird noise that get me all crazy and I hate it just like how me friend hates the sound of chalk on a chalkboard which I find soothing and relaxing but he gets really annoyed and psyched out and he is also very pale-skinned and so is the rest of his family so it must have been some genetic thing like twins and clones and whole bunch of other confusing science crap that I learned a long time ago in 7th grade or something which was when we watched movies in class like UHF which has weird al in it and it is very funny because weird al has to save a TV station with a whole bunch of weird shows like wheel of fish and rauls wild kingdom with a whole bunch of cool animals like flamingos and turtles and stuff like that but who cares lets get to the meaty part of this article which is the part where I write the longest word known to man which is Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine which is cut out because it has 189819 words so wikipedia had to cut out the middle part and the longest word is the name of a protein which is the largest known to man to so big names go to big things is apparently the moral of this story ladies and gentleman the road doesnt stop here and I have to continue no matter what you say or think so I should just write some story now that has no periods so lets start with a guy named Carl who liked fish and women and he went to Claras house and they had a good food but that isnt enough of a story to set the record so I think Ill just stick to writing random crap which really makes no sense at all and here is some random picture that shows a guy who has two legs and another guy who has three who is mocking the guy with two legs because he rips his flesh in disgust every night and you think about who would be dumb enough to rip their flesh instead of cut the ring off or something that doesnt involve entirely gruesome crap like that and I have another life after this one just like how cats have 9 lives I have three because Im on my second one right now and it is great and you might think Im a whole new person but you are thinking wrong its just when I died I came back t life and next time I die Ill come back to life again and then when I die Ill be dead for sure which reminds me of Stephen kings book called pet sematary which is coo because people come back to life because there was a burial ground that bring people back to life if they are dead and that book is a great book and you should read it along with the Harry potter series which has magic in it and it is cool too so dont shank yourself when you are cutting that meat for dinner or you might die of massive blood loss or might just need a band aid I mean that works too or you dont even need a band aid because I dont use them and I have never gotten and infection in my life so maybe Im lucky or have an alligator immune system or something but I dont use band aids and I dont use Neosporin on my cuts so Im some sort of miracle I guess but Im wasting twenty minutes of my miracle life on this retard article that I just want the Guinness book of world records to see and go that is the longest thing ever and have me in their book so Im striving towards that goal right now and Im not stopping until I hit at least 3000 words and then Ill do the construction thing and finish thing up tomorrow or sometime after now and I will be the author of the longest single sentence on the planet earth which will be a real accomplishment on my part so you can be real jealous right now because I am making history right in front of you and if you are still reading this I am truly impressed because this article must be getting really boring by now and maybe your not even reading this just scanning the article for periods which Im afraid you will not find until the very end of this article which is a very very long way away and if you are a slow reader well sucks for you but now I have to use that construction thing and I will finish this and now I am back after a hard day at work but Im still going now so get ready to rumble with this long thing called a sentence that is as long as Mt. Everest is tall and the Marinas Trench is deep and speaking of the ocean fish of all kinds live in the ocean such as puffer fish which are poisonous to eat if not prepared right and will make you die after and you ADMINS BETTER NOT DELETE THIS BECAUSE IT IS SOME RECORD and if you do delete it well I will have this saved and what will you do then you people who will want to delete this because you dont care about people trying to break records so dont delete this or I will boycott Uncyclopedia and will be very mad at you guys like how I am Mad at Tim for being so annoying just like Celebrities and loud people and people who dont brush their teeth which makes me think of killing myself except I wouldnt do that because I am some sort of miracle as you probably read before or not because you are tired of reading this jumble of words that are still making a grammatically correct sentence that is breaking records right now and I wont stop until you let me break some serious records like longest sentence and some other weird stuff that I might get an award for or something but I also want that Guinness record plaque that you get for setting a monster record like most consecutive noses picked with boogers in them or something completely obscure like that which is like a bunch of the articles on this website which are actually some times funny like how to solve a 1x1x1 Rubiks cube which made me laugh pretty good and the star wars one is good too so never delete those two because they are funny unlike this article because this article is more boring than funny but who cares some retard might laugh at this bundle of crap and I think that I will put that crap tag on this article so people know that this article isnt really funny but that it is long and boring like Dances with Wolves and some other long movies that you actually fall asleep during which is hard for me to do so I tend not to nut I did when I watched Dances with Wolves because it was really boring like counting sheep to a trillion or some other large number that some little kid says he wishes he had that many dollars but he will never get that many dollars because there isnt even that many in circulation right now and if there was that would be some major inflation right there so dont think you can get that much money kid because then you would not be doing this country a favor which it desperately needs I might add so instead burn money instead of make it and lower inflation rates and do everyone a favor except for the people who are already really rich and dont care about inflation and would rather drive an escalade instead of a Prius in times like this with all of the gas prices and stuff that would drive up your bill but they dont notice because they have a lot of money and dont care therefore they should die and burn in hell with all of the lawyers and other bad people on this ball we call earth that really isnt a perfect sphere because of the mountains and valleys makes it look all jagged but from space it looks like a sphere but looks may be deceiving so dont think that the world is a sphere no matter what other people say and tell them to eat themselves when they try to convince you that the earth is really a sphere but it isnt just like how most ignorant people think that Columbus found America but he really didnt that was Leif Erickson but Columbus really found the Bahamas thinking they were penis outside of china and he was wrong so everyone forget Columbus and remember some other sailor like Henry Hudson who tried to find the northern passage but didnt so his crew killed him but a he was a great man any way so remember him instead of Columbus or remember William Penn who created Pennsylvania or remember your grandma or someone but not Columbus so go ahead and think that the earth is flat even though it isnt and it can have for corners if you think about it so go die and fall off a cliff or something interesting like that or at least get a life that want to penis e a cool record like the one Im setting right now so go to a pawnshop and buy a life or kill yourself and get a new one or something weird like that or I will force you to and if you are still reading this you are an amazing human because I forget most of the stuff Ive written already except for the great white shark thing at the beginning of the article and I remember that I need to go see some good movies tomorrow or sometime in the near future like within a week or something but forget that Im only at 3500 words now so lets go to 4000 penis and then maybe Ill call it quits because this is boring and I would rather write another article that is good and long but not all one sentence like this one so lets come up with some final five hundred words or so to say before I stop writing all of the nonsense so lets brainstorm ideas like poo ducks lemons flanges more ducks and star wars which sound about like enough and I like star wars out of there so lets talk about some penis star wars stuff like Kit Fisto who has weird tentacle things on his head and Ki-Adi-Mundi who has two brains and is on the Jediwhich is penis honor and privilege because it is and Kit Fisto gets killed by Palpatine in the 3rd movie like Mace Windu who is cool and I like his light saber because it is purple unlike the standard blue and green colors which I prefer green out of but most people seem to like the blue colors but who cares about them they like blue and green is better so you better not like blue or you are some lame person that will be lame for the rest of your life like some people who think that they are cool but are really posers and they live their life not knowing that they are continually mocked and made fun of all of the time behind their backs and that they are really dumb or something so go out and tell all of the posers you know to not be posers anymore and tell them that they should go jump in a lake or something insulting like that and make them run and cry and you can laugh at them and hope they dont tell their mom who will be mad at you so maybe you shouldnt even do that you should just laugh at them behind their backs while they live the poser life and Im near 4000 words now so let me slow down now yeah I have about a hundred words left so let me write down the exact amount before I stop writing so let me finish this thing up by talking about donuts and their fried goodness and how they make you fat and stuff but they do taste good so you should eat them because they are good and they taste good even though you could get fat but no one cares so eat them and be happy and I am starting to near 4000 now so just be a bit patient and this has been fun guys so let me finish right about where you should wait for it and wait till right about where we are almost there having just two more for that you should wait while this actually isnt going to stop because I want this to keep going for a little while longer so that I can still break some record but man am I tired so I think I will actually shut up now nope this has to continue forever and will continue for years and then a Bert killed the 3-legged guy and ate his orange while pooping and then I shall say the birds name is a bird who walked across the street killed a guy with a Minecraft nose and stuff. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence but its notbecause I just keep on adding commas and its pretty easy if you think about it so anyway there is this girl at school and shes my friend and all but shes turning really mean its a different person and im trying to beat the record but that girl who likes this boy who likes this girl and who likes this other boy and that same kid likes this other girl but that girl like another guy but the guy is actualy a 40 year old man that eats penis for a living for the ability to never show the meerkats whos doing the write things oh and my last remark is that socialism does not work because look at Europe and Greece which is failing miserably America always wins there is no doubt about Americas beauty Amen and I just made it longer and longer still as I continue to talk and talk and talk and talk throughout this though I believe it would be referred to more as typing so I will continue to type and type and type and type and type until I grow bored of it and I have so I will take my leave soon but not before I say that I somehow managed to make this already super long sentence longer so HALLEILUIA!

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