Thanks For this contest i like this and resteem this plz send me steems for helping my welfare

Then instead of being a dumbass who doesn't even read, you could read the post and take part in the contest with this comment. But no.

If this is exaggeration, it's not a good job.

I can't read but I can spam shitpost like a champ. Can I have money, please?

Here you go, lil' buddy!

Thanks, fallow 4 fallow. I upvote you and fallow. Support each other and grow big fish.

Welfare? are you a commie?

How would I know that you're not an imposter?

Cause I comment and upvote with my real account! :P

Oh I see. So, you have also a less-strict-side? Happy to know that. :) Hail @suesa! :D

Actually, I made this account to be able to post stuff without draining the VP of my autovoters ^^ They're here for science and/or fiction, mostly.

Science and/or fiction is what you have been writing and your content has been very good. This account is a good initiative sometimes, to be UnSuesa:
> Second account for @suesa for the random stuff I don't want to annoy my usual followers with

Wishing you good luck!

Poor quality exaggeration, but not the worst so far.

Oh I should stop commenting on these comments, this makes me too sad.

SUPPER. Sir

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Lolz! Nice gif

Just wait until it keeps going up

I gave away 100 SBD when the price was at about $15. I'm serious about this!

Or do you mean more people will enter when the price is higher?

When the price goes up will call more attention and demand will increase

It makes a lot of sense. I see a bright future ahead for you. Keep up with the great insights.

Your writing is really a beautiful and clean mind telling you, your mind is like a great mountain and sea as a liberal.
Man's love for the people you spell cost whether you may be long live.
DEAR FRIEND THAK SO MUCH

When you repeat the same comment on multiple post you sound like a bot! If it walks like a bot, squawks like a bot, it may be flagged for being a bot!

Your Reputation Could be a Tasty Snack with the Wrong Comment!

Are you doing bot stuff for money? lol

Wow great exgrassion and very challenging in this contest ..I always following you friend and resteemit and sharing your blog

Thanks for sharing your valuable post

Best of luck

Yes very good exgrassion!

I am extremely sorry friend ,i am new user to steemit.i can't understand your post that reason I can't do correct comment .So i am really really sorry .Next time never ever doesn't mistake .So please remove flag .😥😥

You should try to write less generic comments because they seem a lot like spam.

I really could just post any random comment here, and win this contest, reason being. . .my Super Power is mind control, I will persuade you by telepathy to pick me as the winner.

Nice try ^^

Hmm, it seems as though most here are immune to my mind control powers.

I am god. I'm not god

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/566/060.png

Whatever You mean, it's a perfect entry! Brave and substantial!

Well I am Kerry, I am actually 6ft tall, fair in complexion, I weigh 400 pounds, I am 1000 years old. I am capable of lifting and moving a garbage truck, hope to be the president of my country..

My real description: I am Kerry 5ft tall dark in complexion. I am not even up to a pound in weigh lol.. I am not an immortal who lives forever.. I can't even lift my T.V lol just exaggerated there. Lol

Lolz, you got me 😂

As I read this very simple post I am deeply inspired by this steemit sting starting from a small thing. Ever since I got to know the steemit platform a few months ago, my hobby will waste my time on photography and describe something simple. And the most memorable thing in my life when getting to know this platform is that my insight into the outside world has now grown. I am very grateful for the rewards that have been given by some people so far to me. However, the final goal I want to achieve in this platform is to expand the insight and hope someday I can help beginners here to develop in making a post or commenting on other people's posts in accordance with its contents. This time I am very grateful to you can pour some of my heart in this column of your comments. Hopefully steemit will prevail in the future. And once again I thank you for making this simple contest. Hopefully the beginner and the old one in the steemit platform will understand the benefits received so far.

what has that to do with my contest

the relationship with your first contest is about how to make a good comment on a post, and with this simple contest the newly joined steemian will be even more motivated to make an interesting post and comment.

Are you high? Give me some of that.

what should i give to you

That good pot you are smokin lol

😂 Jesus Christ this thread should win a contest of its own...oh and if I could get some of that good good to

With all these shitty comments this is gonna be easy to win one of the prizes. Okay here I go.

I am 5'7 130 lbs so in shape that I make all women jealous by just looking at me. I rock climb and weight lift to keep in shape.

In reality I am 5'5 and a half (yes I have to get my half in there). I am not in shape and weigh about 20 lbs too much. I have back issues so rock climbing and lifting weights no that isn't happening.

My first sentence was before legit comments starting coming in when I started mine all that was on here so far was the spam comments.

I know :P The dangers of commenting in the first few minutes ^^

Hi, I'm Daniel, I am the god of life. People love worshiping me because I can basiclly do everything. I am impossible to get, baby, I drink 6 tons of milk every day and I got 862 pets in my god's mansion.

In reality, my name is Dan, I am a nurse which basiclly means I help delivering babies to the world (life). I do a lot of things every day so my schedule is uptight. I am easy to get by girls. I hate milk for some reason I don't even know. I got 4 pets (one dog, two parrots, and a cryptokitty).

Hi im Josediccus, I'm a introvert and I'm 5'7 im actually 24 however I was a corporal in Hitler's army during the first world war, I never been oversea however I was there when the statue of liberty was erected in the united States and lastly no woman on earth can turn me on

Truth: I post naked pictures of myself on the blockchain and will never regret it. I also have big boobs.
Reality: I even make money out of it! (OK, I might regret it :P ). Also photoshop might help a bit?

I am the world's greatest artist, and an artistic rendition by me encompasses the entire experience of art. I have trained all the masters from Michaelangelo to Rembrandt to Andy Warhol to Banksy, but they are all the equivalent of a three year old with crayons compared to me.

OK, I may have exaggerated. I have trouble drawing a stick figure, and do not have an artistic cell in my body.

Alright I will let my secret out. Yes people . I am THE son in law of bill gates. Money means nothing to me. I read steem just to get an idea about commoners and inspire people. I might just gift few million dollars to whoever made a good comment in this post.

Reality – today I sighed 10 times when I remember I have to pay my December apartment rent.

It shall be well, dont just kill yourself with worry. Do you part and leave the rest to God. Be bless and stay bless.

Thank you xD

Some advance reviews from my 7th and forthcoming book: "Epics":

"Aphorisms are an ancient form, but its current-day master is Yahia Lababidi.”

—Richard Blanco, Barack Obama's historic inaugural poet:
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"Yahia Lababidi could form a new gnostic religion, and I could dwell a long while inside them. Yahia Lababidi may be our greatest living aphorist."

—Sharon Dolin, author of Manual for Living
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"If Yahia Samir Lababidi were in charge of a country, I would want to live there." —Naomi Shihab Nye, poet
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'Lababidi'[s] work is characterized by a contemplative tone in line with Rumi… [He] is a Muslim voice for peace, celebrating the wisdom in ancient traditions and pointing out the ridiculous in the rush and cynicism of contemporary life. Drawn to the mystic tradition, Lababidi often refers to the virtues and fruits of silence.
—Plough Quarterly
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'Lababidi's meditative formulations echo the inquiries of the early Greeks, Confucius, de La Rochefoucauld, Nietzsche, Pascal and Lao Tzu'.

—Ken Rodgers, Kyoto Journal

While the above has, in fact, been written about my work - it's also an exaggeration to say that it is true. Most days, I am bewildered by the basic tasks of life and, even in my fifth decade, struggle to make a living.

Haha would truly love to read this book..
pleae make it less of an exergeration

Many thanks, @dayveedben :) If you pre-order the book, here, your name will appear in the hardcover edition, as a token of appreciation - no exaggeration! https://unbound.com/books/where-epics-fail/ 🤓

Are you looking for a young man with a skin glowing bright like the star, his hair shines bright in the dark there by lightning up the whole street when there is darkness, a voice that could bring down Zeus to his kneels. A very strong man that can pull three aeroplanes with his pinky finger and still ask if he was doing anything. A man in the forest and people will wonder if he was a human or the Tallest tree. With his legs, he will run round the earth four good times in less than four seconds. A man that every princess and Queens in the world will do anything just to confess their love for him. Then your search is not far fetched because I am that young man you are looking for. THE MAN THAT WAS MISTOOK FOR GOD HIMSELF. My Name Is THe MAN CALLED GOD

Lol. Really was all that used to qualify me? I am this shy boy who would pass for a skeleton due to my skinny Nature. You should realize how weak I will be then. Well have not had a girlfriend in years so I hope my dreams of princesses coming to me comes to pass. I am a lazy type, I am not involved in any kind of sport and I am a short guy

I am a world renowed engineer, i built the world's first outer space oil rig and engineered the very first extremely non-corrodable material which can never corrode in any environment whatsoever.

I am a mechanical engineering student with corrosion engineering as my option and i am working on a corrosion protection project.

A lovely, fit, chunk of manhood, I live the high life and have to pick and choose whose company I deign to share myself with as I am so popular. Modest and handsome, I never want for romance and yet will never kiss and tell...

OR

I am a small bloke (petite might be more accurate) with few social skills, fewer friends and a marriage that ended in ruins. I have not known romance in years and live with 3 dogs and a couple of cats who seem to be the only things which can tolerate me.

almost everyone who comments seems to think of themselves as short. It's fascinating

5'6" is short, but I am also small framed. 50 kg wringing wet, mate - you make up your mind if that is small. I am just being honest with you and myself.

Most of my daughter's 16/17 year old girl friends are bigger than I am.

I appreciate your honesty

• Ich bin Gott, gib Gandalf deinen Ring!

Nein, leider war ich kein Teil vom Lord of the Weed cast

Hello, my name is Jenaya and I love life so much I wake up at 5am every morning to make sure I am the first one in line to help with the chores. I make 3 hearty meals a day and I enjoy exercising daily.

The reality is I sleep until 9am, I rarely do the chores unless necessary, I eat whatever i can shove in my face and I wouldn't exercise daily if you paid me, more like I exercise when I need to bend down to put my shoes on and stretch my arms and legs when dressing. ;) reality

I'm the ideal woman for any man: I'm a model, I can read anyone's thoughts and through the power of the mind can make anyone fall in love with me. My seductive eyes can spell any man. I am the smartest woman, I have graduated 3 faculties and I can speak 5 foreign languages.

I'm a simple and smart girl, I do not have the right height to be a model and I'm not an angel, a gorgeous woman. I feel beautiful every day and that matters most to me.

I like to analyze people's behavior and I love psychology, I would like to read people's thoughts :D. I have brown eyes and I can speak 3 foreign languages. I have a master's degree.

Thanks for the opportunity to participate in this contest and I wish success to everyone.

My name is Michael Jordan and im 6'5 and I own my own shoe company sponsored by nike. I have a Lamborghini and people love taking pictures of me😎💪 I also make serious bank every day 🤑💲💱 and I got the best dance moves every ✌ dawg... homie

Reality: my name is just Jordan 😯and im only 5'6. I own my own shoe without the compamy part and im spornsered by a company named nothing😕 I dont have a Lamborghini, i only have my pasta linguine 🤐and people love taking pictures of me when i fall on my face😖. I dont make bank everyday i just clean my fish tank😢 and i cant dance. I can only embarrase myself by dabing in 2018.... LOL 🤣

Nothing wrong with cleaning fishtanks. It is how I make a living. I make bank BY cleaning fishtanks you might say!

LOL I really do have a brother-in-law named Michael Jordan. Not the Basketball player but my mom has way too much fun with his name. What was really funny for a while my nephew dated a girl named Whitney Houston, but not the singer.

That very interesting lol 🤣

as i found out about this contest and started reading submissions, i found my self dying of laughter and shaking out of tremendous amount of fun and entertainment. my pulse gone wild, juices of my liver erupted, and i sprayed the monitor with 2 almost equal streem of joyfully red blood, drawing a portrait of Christine Lagarde and her naked silhouette at once. Her face and curves, entangled in eternity over endless rows of comment section...Then it was dark.

reality> Almost the same. Just mayonaisse instead of blood. And Christine had her glasses on.

I own 3 btc in my wallet and I'm recognized by Google as the best programmer in all of Europe. I do not like to waste time documenting myself. I have an excellent strategy this year to win a lot of money in a short time. Women adore me because I'm smart.

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I am a beginner in crytocurrency, I would have liked to be a programmer. I like to read, analyze before making an investment. I do not have a winning strategy, but if you find one, you can write to me: D
I'm not successful in women, I'm still looking for the right woman.

I am fujiwara, a drift god who can drive like Ken Block, I've won all drifting championships and I've had lots of movies and tv shows made about me. I have a 1000hp Toyota Supra and I am the one who chases the cops on the highway.

In reality, I barely got my license and I'm afraid to try left foot braking or using the heel and toe technique. Also, my car has a mighty 80 hp and I'm always on the lookout for police and speed cameras.

Hello I'm jemimah, people call me Christiano Ronaldo because of my physique and football skills. JOINING STEEMIT IS THE WORST THING THAT HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

In Reality, I'm jemimah and I'm not the 'sixpacks' guy and I really suck at football.
STEEMIT IS THE BEST THING THAT HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

@gabrielchm speaks to them a charming, renowned person. Able to communicate easily, without fear of the outside world. Exaggeratedly rich, he possesses the greatest fortune on the planet earth. And its properties are the most extensive. Being the first largest with a size greater than CANADA. And the second the size of VENEZUELA.

Its fortune is due to the fact that it owns 75% of the world's oil production.

He is also recognized for having swum the entire Atlantic Ocean, after having operated on an open heart a few days before.

The truth is that I am a person of few words. Fearful but wanting to eat the world, work and I only have a motorcycle and the biggest space I could have is my room. #challenge

Hello I am Alvin the one of "Alvin and the chipmunks" I am 15 centimeters tall, professional singer and very famous in the world with my two brothers Simon and Theodore, we have won 5 grammys and live in my tree house eating many nuts a day. I am also a professional soccer player and wanted by the greatest teams in the world. I graduated from 5 doctorates and am a professional dancer in my spare time.

Hi, I'm Alvin Arenas (yeah my name is Alvin), I'm 174 centimeters tall, amateur singer and dancer in my free time with two of my friends Peter and Harut, I love soccer and I play twice a week on the field near my house and I am a recent graduate of industrial administration

YEAH!!!❤😍

I am the "lion of Judah," I am more popular and sing better than Michael Jackson, I'm graduate of Harvard, a mentor to Mark Zuckerberg, I tutor Bill Gates on programming, I don't tell girls I love them, they do. I don't feed myself, my girlfriends do, I don't trek, I have Bugatti and Ferrari and I have to more than 50 countries all over the world including the White House and I am so handsome like George Clooney.

In reality, Tunde is my name, I have horrible voice but love music, I am not popular at all, I only have one girlfriend and having more than one scare me a lot. I trek and take commercial transport and I don't have common bicycle let alone of cars. I have never traveled outside the country before. I am black and dark and an Agricultural Eng.

Hahahahah, this really cracked me up!
You're good!

Ha ha ha, i want to hear your horrible voice.

I bet it sounds more horrible than seeing a dog cry.

I just can't stop laughing hahahaha!!!! funny you

My name is Erica
Nick name : strongest
Hobbies: collecting teeth from lions
-catching bullets with bare hands
-jogging up and down mouth Everest

MY RECORDS: -Fought a dinosaur and broke it's neck
-skinned crocodiles alive
-Travelled around the world in a day
-Held my breath under water for 1year 6months 3days 2hours 10mins 4 secs

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: First woman to to land on the sun
-went to mecury to charge my phone

FLUENT IN : 10,380 languages

EMBARRASSING MOMENTS: -couldnt kill 100 tigers with a single punch,99 died but the last one is now a slowpoke

PROUDEST MOMENT: -when a cobra died after biting me

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: - I don't like bragging

My name is Erica and mu hobbies are singing, dancing,eating, writing and others

Well, you lied big, I lied big and pretty much what other commenters have been doing is lying big and not exaggerating. But this your comment... I can't deal 😁

Lmao 😂 that's your problem sister girl I'm exaggerating big big that's what I read

land on the sun :D
you got me there loooooooool

Lmao 😂

me no speak slang :p lol

Ok...Here comes The Exagerrated Riddle:)

I am the Concorde of Blathering, whizzing along at 2179 thoughts per hour, chattering even in my sleep, repeating myself and inventing new worries and dramas every waking hour.

I am the AlphaGo of all the possible scenarios where things can go wrong and all the reasons why I shouldn’t do something worthwhile but difficult, unbeatable by any attempted strategy to convince me of otherwise : This won’t work. That is imperfect. This will backfire . That is stupid.

I am a Self control and Perfectionism Nazi , meticulously scrutinizing myself and all the ways I fall short of, all the instances I lack discipline, skill or good conversation lines .I also take copious notes of all my past mistakes and make choruses out of them to sing forever and ever in my military daily parades.

Who am I in reality? Just another proud owner of a human brain. : )

very nice

Hi, I am David I am so good at lying that Jim Carrey invited me to assist him during the performance of Fletcher Reede. The reason I am so skilled is my body language. I have conscious control of every single muscle of my face and body. I learned it with David Larible. My friends are so amused by my talent that they pay me to teach some principles.

I think I am good at lying, however, I can't lye the people who I really care, not even per WhatsApp. My body language is undemonstrative and my knowledge about it is so basic that my friends think that I am emotionally blunted. I am clumsy, so friends tried to teach me how to dance.

PS: Funny contest, that's a thought!

Hi,
I'm a dummy on steemit.
I'm popularly known as E-money because of the way I tease people.
People call me the the next Apple/ Windows laptop software scholar which basically means I can fix any issues on pc gadgets better than the manufacturers with my head knowledge, without reading or learning about it from school or online.
Meaning I'm a legendary Pc(laptop) MERLIN.

Hahahahahahaba! Funny you.

Hello. Maria Hopkins here. Basically I'm a Hollywood A list actress and was listed as the highest earner of 2017 in the Forbes Magazine. I'm very very rich, give a LOT to charity. Oh and did you know my ART is A.Mazing.. People fight to buy my pictures and paintings. Apart from that, I am an early investor in cryptocurrency, made millions from bitcoin, ripple and etherium, now trying my hand at Steem :) Hope I win this!

Oh and yeah, Most of it is a lie :) I'm actually a mom of 1 kid, have a job at a online tech firm, was LATE on the crypto wagon, my paintings are pathetic but I'm really interested in tech news.

And yes, I volunteer sometimes at a local soup kitchen for the homeless and sometimes donate whatver little I can.. Speading happiness makes me the most happy!

Thank You
M.H

My name is Kareem Rhoda. The one whom God took centuries to think of a form to create her. My beauty outshined the brightness of the star. The sweet fragrance from my body resurrected a 10 decades dry bone. Men might be the one who runs the world but I am a great woman that runs the MEN.

Well, might be hard to believe it, but it’s true. I am the Terminator of Procrastination. I come from the future simply to kill all my present attempts to efficiently waste my time. Have you ever seen how a procrastination looks like? It’s crying because it just took a beating from me. Give me something to do, no matter how boring and I will gladly jump on it, with a smiley face and bursting with enthusiasm. That's me.

Reality check: I’m the slave of procrastination and I rarely feel motivation for anything. It has to be damn good, exciting and promising.

Full disclosure: Steemit and crypto world gave me that type of energy :)

Hi steemians,
I'm a dummy in steemit.

My friend calls me E-money because of my country's talent.

In REALITY I can see the problem of a pc(laptop) before fixing it, I can foretell the release of new pc(laptop) before it is popularised or realised, I know the prices of all pc(laptop) worldwide without checking their market value.
I'm known as A COMPUTER MERLIN.
Happy new year to my judges @Apsu, @Ertwro, @Suesa-random

lol you commented - twice!

It's my network o.
Its didn't send so I resent nd resent it

I FEEL YOU! well unless you delete some of your extra submissions suesa might disqualify you!

GOOD LUCK!

Exaggeration: I am John Doe, 10000ft tall, weighs 50000kg, lives in Mercury planet. I can swim round the Pacific ocean within 5 minutes.

Real description: My name is Ewuoso Mayowa, I am 5ft tall, weighs 60kg,live in Nigeria. I can't swim at all because I have phobia for water.

Hi steemians,
I'm a dummy in steemit.

My friend calls me E-money because of my country's talent.

In REALITY I can see the problem of a pc(laptop) before fixing it, I can foretell the release of new pc(laptop) before it is popularised or realised, I know the prices of all pc(laptop) worldwide without checking their market value.
I'm known as A COMPUTER MERLIN.
Happy new year to my judges @Apsu, @Ertwro, @Suesa-random

I am a light skinned young man who's skin is brighter than the sun. My skin gives light to the world. My teeth is so white that it's reflection can cause a man go blind. I am so tall that I can reach the skies and play with the clouds. My skin is so soft that you would think it is made of cotton. I studied in Harvard University and graduated with a first class honours. I drive a bugatti veron and I have like five of them parked in my garage. My house sits on the mountain because I bought the mountain to myself

I am actually light skinned but not as light skinned as in exaggerated. I am just average in hight and not tall. My skin isn't soft at all. I graduated from a school in Nigerian and have never stepped out of the shores of Nigeria. I never graduated with a first class honours but with a second class upper division. I don't own a car neither do I have a house to myself (lolzz)

I am Brodie, and I am the god of the university. Nobody has any courses that are anywhere near as hard as mine and I am just the absolute smartest person ever. My teachers would comment on me being the next Einstein because I am so smart! To top it off, my outfits are on perfection levels, like I walk down the streets and the boys and girls turn and look at me with their jaws dropping.

I am Brodie, I am in engineering (specifically electrical) and I don't have my official GPA in but the unofficial is around 3.7 (which is still pretty good)
I actually did have a teacher in high school compare me to Einstein but it was because I was super stubborn as I didn't like showing all of my work on calculations and would skip steps. I dress in jeans and a hoodie, the jeans are sometimes a little ripped and the hoodie (at the end of its cycle before getting washed) will usually have food stains on it. If people do turn their head to look at me its probably because they think I am homeless because I simply do not care, nor have the time, to dress nicely every day.

So I'm basically it. You know the thing you've been searching your whole life? The reason you wake up every day and go through the same routine. It's not only to get a good night sleep in a comfortable bed with a bright look on the future. You are doing it because of me. Because of a thought that there is someone else. And yeah - there is - it's me - a word. Pleasure to meet you too.

In reality I'm a simple guy pretending that when I'm writing everything is happening by itself and I'm just a body doing it. Hooked on a frequency. That's it.

ps. thanks for this thought provoking contest!

Hi steemians,
I'm a dummy in steemit.

My friends call me E-money because of my country's talent.

In REALITY I can see the problem of a pc(laptop) before fixing it, I can foretell the release of new pc(laptop) before it is popularised or realised, I know the prices of all pc(laptop) worldwide without checking their market value, I have greater knowledge of all pc(laptop) than the manufacturers in all ramification.
"I'm known as A COMPUTER MERLIN."

Actually I'm a teenager, around my early 20's, who loves computers, an undergraduate student who loves to explore the Internet on Ict and educational materials.

Happy new year to my judges @Apsu, @Ertwro, @Suesa-random

We all can see you have written this same comment plenty of times.

Why? Why would you do that?

Your spam comments are so annoying that is funny.

Hi steemians,
I'm a dummy in steemit.

My friends call me E-money because of my country's talent.

In REALITY I can see the problem of a pc(laptop) before fixing it, I can foretell the release of new pc(laptop) before it is popularised or realised, I know the prices of all pc(laptop) worldwide without checking their market value, I have greater knowledge of all pc(laptop) than the manufacturers in all ramification.
"I'm known as A COMPUTER MERLIN."

Actually I'm a teenager, around my early 20's, who loves computers, an undergraduate student who loves to explore the Internet on Ict and educational materials.

Happy new year to my judges @Apsu, @Ertwro, @Suesa-random

Hello I'm AdmiralSp, I sail oceans on different conquest, I was amongst the team that took colombous around, he was a good friend of mine until his painful dismiss, I'm the wealthiest man in the world, banks come to me for loan, Bill Gates always wants to take my yatch for cruise and when I party only intercontinental dishes and top stars perform for me. I've seven wives and a 1001 concubine, my street is paved with gold.

My real name is Superior David, and I love watching films that involves one conquest or the other be it hearts like James Bond or territories like The Admiral, I don't have up to a million Maura in my account and the closest I've been with Bill Gates or colombous is watching them on TV, I have one girlfriend who has me blind to other girls.

Hi @suesa-random, hi @apsu and @ertwro, hi everyone!

I'm Ifeanyi, I'm a giant, I'm so freaking long and tall, when I move outside amongst the sons of men it looks like the Leaning Tower of Pisa is taking a stroll down the field.

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I'm also one handsome son of a gun, I'm stunning, charming, my charm and good looks does to the daughters of men the same thing Medusa did to men. One look at me and a girl is so overwhelmed that she's frozen. Adonis has nothing on me!

For the third, I'm a gym coach to the Incredible Hulk, I'm his personal trainer, bro looks up to me. I remember the last time we met he was lost in thoughts as he looked at my arms, I tapped him on his shoulders and said

>Hey kid, why are you so dreamy? You've not been sipping on them cheap alcohol again, have you?

And he told me.

>Not at all, boss, I'm only fantasizing about possessing muscles as big as yours.

I laughed and told bro, that he should keep working harder. One day he's gonna be like me. It was such an inspiration to him that day and he doubled the usual routine that same day. It would take him a long time to get to half of my size but this is how he is now:

[IMAGE: https://img.esteem.ws/bycbj8cixk.jpg]
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Pitiful though, I really wish for his sake that he gets to at least half of my size, really I do. More work bro!

Something else about me is I am the ladies' guy, I'm always in the midst of a whole lot of ladies! When I pass by the street it seems like I'm a choir master moving with my mass choir constituted by only females! Threesomes are lonely if you ask me, even twentysomes, very lonely stuff, like who does that! Gosh! Was it not the other day I had a conversation with the ghost of King Solomon and I told him I wonder how he coped with just 700 wives and 300 concubines. "You must have been a very lonely man", I bellowed.
He looked me with tears in his eyes and said "I wish my life could be half as good as yours".

I blessed him and told him it would all be well in the end.

Finally I'm the sense of humor guy! I'm so funny I drive people into shivers of laughter when I speak. My stand up shows sells out seats not the day after it has been fixed, not even the minute after it has been fixed but 10 years before I even think of hosting such a show. You wonder how that happens? Well, I wonder too. Guess it just happens. Guess their somethings in this life that we can't explain.

the real me

I'm Ifeanyi, I'm just a 6 ft or 6ft 1inch guy, I'm not so good looking, I'm just kind of handsome, I'm not so buff, I've been working out but I'm only a little above average, you might think I'm not though, also. Here am i:

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Pls don't stop loving me.
I'm not really a ladies' man, I'm kind of a loner sometimes even.

I've been told about my sense of humor sometimes even here on steemit, on my posts and stuff but if I was that good I should be a more popular Steemian by now shouldn't I?

Alright, thank you very much for this contest @suesa-random. Shout out to everyone, I really had fun doing this. Hahahah.

Love from
@nevies

My name is Bishop Smith. I was born in England. My dad is the chief marketing director of microsoft world. I get my first degree in English language at the university of Cambrigde. I have to many country in Europe and Africa but never been to Nigeria before... I love watching Manchester united matches whenever I am in manchester city... My best friend from the footballer is Cristiano Ronaldo. I love travelling to spain capital to watch real madrid play. I am 6ft tall.

My name is Odesanya Zaccheaus. I was born in Nigeria and live in Ogun state(Nigeria). My dad is a farmer and my mum is a trader.... I do go to farm every saturday. I studied English/Political science in the Federal college of education. I have never travel out of Nigeria for once. I love writing poems and love quotes. I am of average height just like the Zaccheaus in the bible.Am a fans of both Manchester United and Real Madrid football club.

Hi steemians,
I'm a dummy in steemit.

My friends call me E-money because of my country's talent.

In REALITY I can see the problem of a pc(laptop) before fixing it, I can foretell the release of new pc(laptop) before it is popularised or realised, I know the prices of all pc(laptop) worldwide without checking their market value, I have greater knowledge of all pc(laptop) than the manufacturers in all ramification.
"I'm known as A COMPUTER MERLIN."

Actually I'm a teenager, around my early 20's, who loves computers, an undergraduate student who loves to explore the Internet on Ict and educational materials.

Happy new year to my judges @Apsu, @Ertwro, @Suesa-random

Hello everyone, I'm Precious. Most of you have always been hearing about the finest guy in the world, well that's me. I'm quite richer than Bill gate, more muscular than the Rock. There's virtually nothing precious can't do. Ladies love me that I know that. The first man to have eight packs, the extra two are at my back.
Let's come back to reality. My name is Precious. I'm an electrical engineer. I'm 6ft 4 inches tall,that's pretty tall. I'm a basketballer and a good singer that's why ladies love me.

Keep it coming, you really get mouth oh!

Howdy there ! This is me(not Patrick) you probably know me very well since I post sooo much on steemit . What can I say people adore me. Life gets quite boring when your successful at everything .Gotta go bored now if you want to know me more we can always go grab a beer! Yall wouldn't refuse me , would ya? Surely not mate!

Actually, I haven't posted anything on my blog yet :p. I'm not confident at all and I tend to be depressed. I don't show it, however, since I wouldn't want to affect anyone negatively and ruin their day. I'm more of a quiet and observant type. I can be kind but I often am afraid of being rejected even when I just tried to be friendly. I never take anything for granted, especially people who usually are more complex than I initially thought. When things are 100% sure I always find some kind of a loophole and get myself in mood swings because now I'm nervous that it's only 99% certain. Oh, and when we're at that, I'm a perfectionist. I really get triggered when my job isn't done perfectly. On the other hand, I'm lazy which generally leads to procrastinating and being overwhelmed by my work (remember, perfection takes time). The only thing I can do a lot is write about myself, I think :D I'm introverted, so I appreciate alone time and I'm not really into big parties or meetups with people I don't know really well. I have a few friends with whom I feel comfortable.
I appreciate that you've read that bullshit at the very start, it was so hard to pretend to be such persona. Still, it was fun!

Hey, special offer: if you message me on steemit.chat I can give you some pointers on posting on steemit as someone with depression. Same name on there as I have here.

Hello! I am Nickrob, the world's very first steemit star - I get endorsement deals, everybody has notifications for my very good posts, and people recognize me on the streets and yell at me some of my best steemposts. I'm basically the PewDiePie of Steemit.

I am not popular on here at all.

Hello steemians, as you all know, I am Famous Hydro......the excellent and smartest guitar player. Played for thousands of exceptional and presidential occasion and rejected hundreds of low standard occasions.

>Believe me, I am not even popularly known in my street...i just started learning guitar and can play only a few chords...and have only attended one church occasion

I'm the leader of a gang called #BeardGang. I've so much beards I won a beard contest. I'm so fat that when I attend classes/occasions, I sit next to everybody.I'm joining this contest not because of the Steem. Just wanted to know how it feels to be a minnow.

Reality: I don't have a single Strand of beard on my Chin. I'm so skinny I float whenever am under a blowing fan. I'm so minnow that I've already spent the reward for the winner of this contest in my head.

I'm the man who can handle any situation, when they have a problem my friends call me right away. I know the martial arts and have followed self-defense courses. I like to eat unhealthy and I do not like animals.

I'm not perfect, I'm wrong and I always need the support of my family and friends. Even if they ask for my help and I can not handle it, I always try to find a solution. I do not like beating, I'm a gentle person. I like healthy food and I love animals, I have a dog I adore called Whitey.

I have two Lamborghini cars and the girls love to ride them. Besides cars, I have luxury homes, jewelry and more. I do not like beggars. I want to have as much as possible, I can not help anyone. I have everything a man may want in his life.

I am a simple man, with debts, I do not have a car and go with the subway to work. I do not have money but I have a wonderful wife that makes me happy every day. I help anyone. Only if we are good at heart are we embraced with ourselves

I like doing sports every day, I'm addicted to it. I'm following a diet, but sometimes I'm even cheating eating fast food and sweets. I want to tell you a secret: I'm a nutritionist, but my patients do not have to know that I have no knowledge of diet and nutrition.

I do not like to do sports every day, I wake up late and while I drink coffee I check my steemit account. I do not like diets, I'm having a healthy lifestyle. I'm a math teacher.

Am enm by name, am 5.6ft tall, very muscular body with a broad chest due to gym activities. My skin colour is like that of a sun, so bright and dazzling that even in darkness those around have no need for torchlight, in fact in my house at night we don't make use of bulb except when am not around. Where ever i step into i always make sure to let people know i have arrived. In fact i crave being in spotlight.

My dad owned all the international airport and port in my country, all oil company allover the world pay royalty to my dad without which they can not operate. The oil refineries in my country are owned by my father who lease it out to the government. My father is the landlord of Aso Rock Villa, white house, Buckingham palace, the blue house in south Korea in fact we are the owner of London and Washington. The Queen of England is my maternal grand aunty. Because of this ladies follow me about as if they are a bees. Now tell me whatever you want, i will get it for you within a twinkle of an eye but please don't ask me John head, not even a strand of his hair.

Reality Check. I am not all you just read up there now but am 5.6ft tall. Am a gentle guy, who is like to stay in the background helping people and doing my things and try not to go beyond my boundary and also am someone who is still hustling hard.

I'm David, the guy who is fatter than two elephants put together. I am so dark that sometimes people mistake me for my shadow. I break the law everyday like the law is a piece of biscuits. I drink beer like a fish everyday

In reality, I am slim and slightly tall. I am chocolate-skinned and do not like getting into troubles. I keep the law. I don't take alcohol

I cannot ever go away from the kitchen when I know that the dishes are not clean. Also, I like to keep everything in order.
Reality - a few years ago I left dirty dishes wish half a chicken In the kitchen for that long that after a few days when the cable guy came to fix the internet, he asked me if something died inside the house and I was afraid to enter the kitchen myself. Also the last year everything was so messy that I decided to better go and buy the same things again with my girlfriend, rather than trying to find them at home, knowing that there was almost no hope.

My name is King Daniel Lee II. I rule over a vast empire and my subjects adore and fear me. I rule with the wisdom not seen since King Solomon and my decrees are swift and harsh. I have chariots plated with gold. I'm nearly as mighty as Samson and once lifted a ship, car, and cannon all at the same time.

My name is Daniel Lee but I have a different middle name than my Father so I'm not a II. I'm a Dad (which is kind of like a King and I do have a 5th cousin once removed that was married to a Shaw I think). I have 5 children which can feel like a vast empire and my family does love and respect me (so they say). My family says I say 'No' to everything and they jokingly call me a meany. I have a gold color car and pickup truck. I played monopoly with the kids the other day and grabbed all the pieces out of the box at the same time (ship, car, and cannon).

loool this is so funny

When i started watching breaking bad, after discovering that they already had 3 seasons ready, I managed to only watch one episode a day.
In reality, i was already done watching the first 3 seasons after less than a week.

My name is Aloy, and I hunt gigantic robots and beasts using may spear and bow. I kill bandits and bad guys that tainted the sacred land. People worship me as a blessing from the heavens.

Reality: I'm just holding a controller with my ps4 with doritos and pepsi sitting here like 4 hours.. uggh.. 7, or 9 hours.. i don't know. Killing beasts??? Pshh I can't even kill a flying cockroach.

I am the god of all things good.
The Greeks worshipped my son Zeus and the names of my grand children were used to name the months of the year. You know Janus(January) and the rest

Hahahahaha

Don't mind all the bluff.

I'm simple handsome young man with a big dream and an even bigger heart.
I make the women fall in love.
But I want to focus on making the money first.

Thanks @suesa-random for this oppurtunity

I am a confident, dynamic and very talkative person like the president of the United States Obama, I am twice as smart as Newton and Albert Einstein can make great inventions for mankind and bring mankind to times I also develop HIV / AIDS medications.

In reality my name is retana I'm a medical student, I'm a bad person, bad communication, IQ is very low.@@

Hey, a medical student? Are you posting medical stuff too? If yes, you might be interested in the steemSTEM community, join us on steemit.chat in the #steemSTEM channel :)

hello am chydoo, kings of kings , lords of lords, conqurer lion of tribe of Judah, elect of God , elect of himself ,light of the world. i feel like am a boss to Aliko dangote one of the richest in africa.
oh i forgot to add am the most handsome on Earth

in real life i am Egbo chidiebee udochukwu , a die hard fan of reggae music . am also a student of university of Nigeria studying banking and financwe

I am @theabsolute which is the set of all sets, the ultimate level of infinity. In reality, I am just someone who enjoys math and physics.

If you haven't already, you should join the steemSTEM channel on steemit.chat and thus join steemit's science community! :)

Hola soy conocido como el "pura fiesta", el alma de TODAS las fiestas. Conocido como el papa de los helados, el playboy no hay fiesta a la cual no asista. ¿Oyeron hablar de Hugh Hefner? bueno este tipo me rogaba para que asistiera a sus mediocres fiestas y por supuesto las conejitas se volvian locas por mi, ya que me sobran por supuesto por tener un perfil Europeo.
En realidad me llamo Gheyler, la ultima fiesta a la que me obligaron ir, fue hace como 10 años. Estoy escribiendo esto escondido porque si mi esposa me pilla hablando de conejitaas me pone un ojo morado....De paso soy mas feo que un accidente con muertos

I should have added the requirement "must be English" as I can not understand this.

....and probably too lazy to translate. :)

I can, let me do my lawyer stuff.

In fact, when you live in the countryside, in countries like mine, your opportunity to learn a new language is minuscule. That's why we don't try to learn a new language. Sometimes you can find people, who haven't even heard about that. So please don't blame him. I found it funny so ... google translate:
Hi, I am known as the "party lover", I am the soul of every party. Known as "el papa de los helados, playboy" (it is like every one knows me) there is no party that I do not attend. Have you ever hear about Hugh Hefner? Well, this guy begged me to attend their mediocre parties and of course, the playmates went crazy, when I came cause I appear to be European.
Actually, my name is Gheyler, the last party I had to go to a party was about 10 years. I'm writing this hidden because, if my wife catches me talking about playmates, I get a bruised eye ... I'm uglier than an accident with dead people

He obviously understands enough English to understand the post. So what you just said doesn't really apply. Und ich verstehe nicht ganz warum du es in zwei Sprachen geschrieben hast.

Du hast Recht

¿Oye viejo que te pasa? Te pusiste de papichulo y lo pusiste en español. La señorita no puede entender tus referencias ¿Acaso crees que en alemania van a ver quien quiere ser millonario para saber quien es el papa de los helados?
Al menos traduce eso con Google translator, viejo.

Posdata, no esta mal la exageración.

Hey, I Am Olufunke and I am the most beautiful girl in Africa, I have driven all kind of cars including your next dream car, I am married for 25years already

In reality: I am beautiful but didn't even win the contest for beauty pageant in my state, the only car I have ever driven is a Honda jeep, and I am only married for 5years. Lol.

Thanks for this contest.

Behind marshmello bucket there's my face but I won't let anyone know it. Sometimes I help David Guetta to produce music , his orginal music are crappy. I worked in NASA for years, but NASA internet speed was so slow, I quit. I m a whale, but this is my another account, to fool you people. Hitler used to be my Facebook friend but I blocked him, cause he was so not so crazy. Putin is my bff now. He is such a good guy. Kim chong, me and Putin used to be bff but Putin and Kim fought so and have no such circle now.
I donated 100,000,000 bitcoins last night, my mother was angry so I donated another 100,00,000 to make her more angry. This summer my girl wants to go to Moon, but I want to send her to Mars, she is so irritating.

My girlfriend says that i look like a classic and stylized Frenchman.
I like to go out in a comfortable car and listen to soft and classical music. My favorite dress is formal and elegant. I am quite organized in the kitchen, i must say that i do not like dogs or pets at home, also i can not leave the house, if i have not bathed in fragrance.

En reality nothing stylized, i hate to drive car and i get easily dizzy. I drive my motorbike noisy and i like rock and metal. I'm a little messy in the kitchen, trail of dishes and everything out of its place that looks like a tsunami, although i know how to cook. I also sleep with my two dogs and I have a cat. I do not use perfume because it produces rhinitis to me and nothing better than the informal clothes.

Hahaha this is SO much fun. :D :D

Well, I am zararina the goddess of the universe. No one can match my beauty, as I am flawless to the highest level. Angelina Jolie will just look like an ugly duckling if she dares stand beside me.

I am sometimes called Miss Perfect cause I am not just perfectly beautiful, I am also the most intelligent being you can ever met in your life. I can memorize and site everything and anything under the sun. You will surely wish that you are my friend in order to feel that you are also an important being!

I am a Bitcoin billionaire and I could make the value of BTC crashed to the ground or reach Mars if I wanted to. :D :D :D

Reality: Far from being flawless, just a simple woman.
I am also becoming forgetful sometimes. Well, sign of aging. :P
Most of all, I wish I even had 1 BTC this day. :D

Thanks for this contest, make my day full of laughter. :D

Hello, I am Beezlebloog, the supreme commander of the alien fleet of Drusta. I own a 12 foot ray gun and I am a giant compared to your puny human standards. I am learning how to pilot the newest ship in our fleet, the xD56, which as of now can go twice the speed of light.

Hello, I am Ahmed, an ordinary student in a university on earth. I enjoy playing airsoft and have 2 foot long, 400 FPS M4. I am studying to be a pilot as this has always been my ambition.

Once in my college days Lebron James begged me to have a one-on-one. I indulged him and dunked on him and he couldnt score a point. My pal, Steph Curry, got it on video, and Lebron begged us not to upload it. Today he's still my boy. Oh and last week I turned water to wine.

I nver went to College and my therapist says im out of touch with reality. Oh and Lebron realy is my boy, 'cos my sisters son is named Lebron.

Here's my entry.

My name is Victory, I'm dark skinned. So dark I may actually stain you if I touched you. I am really short, I have to go on tiptoe to pet my chihuahua. I am a cardiothoracic surgeon, I've been practicing for some years now, and have even won some awards for surgical innovation. I am known worldwide and my name is a household name among doctors worldwide.
Talking about my body, I have really big boobs, I wear DD size bras, and my hips are really really curvy with a nice trim waist.
I have the toughest hair in the world it feels like iron sponge, and the tiniest feet ever known I wear size 3 shoes

The real me
I'm Victory Ekpin, somewhere between dark and light skinned, we call it chocolate complexion, I am 5'2. I'm currently a final year medical student, not even a doctor talk less of being a household name among doctors.... Lol.

I have small-medium size breasts depending on the observer(lol) and I don't have really curvy hips or a trim waist... I have a normal everyday shape.. hehe

Yea... I have a tough hair, but iron sponge?.... Common! And I wear size 7shoes. Every one says my feet are small, why not exaggerate and make them really tiny
😀😀😀

Even before birth they could not command me. I broke through the gallows with my own two feet. Motionless and without breath, I was born in death, to a world beneath me. My thoughts unchained, the world they rearrange, through many possibilities. Like a mountain I stand, taller than any man. With a squeeze of my fist I can end thee. I speak the tongues of all, and know all I see, watching visions of the knowledge of all time. I cannot be killed. Pity those who would try, for I command the greatest knowledge of all time.

I was still born, premature, am intelligent, tall, and sit on a computer alot, and have studied many things.

Hello,
You can call me The Doctor. I pretty much go through time and space saving Earth and lots of other cool places. I pickup pretty girls to make my life more interesting. They love riding in my 'Space Box'. There is probably no one in the universe as well known as I am. But I'm not always handsome. And doesn't matter. Everyone always Loves me or Hates me... Because I'm me! Once, I brought someone back to life. Yep... That's me.

In reality. I am a manager in a small family owned business. I have never won a beauty contest or been featured in the Local Newspaper. Over the last few months I have raked tons of leaves and shoveled literal tons of snow. I am happily married for 8 years and haven't "picked up a new pretty girl" in 13 years(when my wife and I met). I'm balding and I have coffee stains on my teeth. The only universe I have ever saved is my daughters when she broke her arm and I rushed her to the doctor!

Thanks for this 'exercise" and goodluck everyone!

My name is Blessing and I come from a very large town whose "enter" and "exit" signs are on the same pole which I once drove to in a rolls royce without any pedals which I purchased on craigslist for 5$. I speak to the car and it listens. I say drive and it drives, I say pull over but the damn thing keeps moving at times. And believe it or not but it doesn't have a stereo because I have "linkin park" and "Imagine dragons" collaborating to give me quality entertainment(although sometimes it's shitty) at the back seat. These days though the navigation system of the car only agrees to take me to the dentist, I don't know if it's because I recently gave all my teeth to charity and it wants me to get a new set which I'll probably donate again anyways. Due to the seemingly stubborn nature of my rolls royce I now try to move around my "hometown" with a bicycle but these days it wouldn't let me either. I guess maybe it's because it's "two-tired" afterall.

Hello, I'm Dexter. I'm extremely smart and can usually deduce the future of any event by knowing two or three variables. I was able to predict the rise in value of bitcoin in 2009 and I'm filthy rich for it. I'm the best looking guy you ever met and I'm every woman's answered prayers. I do not approach women, they approach me. I've been married a few times and I think there are a few more to go. I never eat, my body photosynthesize. I didn't have to go to school. All I needed to learn, I learned from people and the Internet. When I was born, my mama said I didn't cry: I laughed. That was after I had spent thirteen months in the womb. I weighed 12kg. Six months after I was born, they expected me to crawl, I looked at them and said, "Me? I know how to walk like the back of my hand." I ran.

Hahaha. I'm a regular guy. I have had up to fifteen years of education. I struggle with some subjects. I have never had a face you'd notice and people certainly never took much notice of me. I have never been married and I don't know why. I eat, sometimes a little too much so I struggle with my weight. I was fairly heavy at birth but I was born close to normal time. I haven't been anything but normal in my growth and development. And no I didn't know about bitcoin until 2016. 😁

Hi, I recently graduated from MIT and got a PhD after I got a scholarship. I rejected a post-offer from NASA because I would rather spend my time on my researches, I make my money from steemit and have one of the largest bitcoins wallets just after Satoshi Nakamoto.

I am just an ordinary student at a normal university without getting any scholarship, I hadn't any offer from a well-known organization, and for my money, I make just a little on steemit but that's okay, besides that I have 0.01 BTC in my Bitcoin wallet.

I am the Tree of LIFE! My branches reach far beyond the mortal realm of men, my roots provides nutrients to all those who resides beneath me and in my crown I bear every single living entity ever created. The dew of my leaves sustains the many lakes and vast seas of the world, the bark of my mighty stem provides enough materials for all humankind to build shelter and the power of my photosynthesis is so that all existing creatures can breathe fresh air.
I am omnipotent and can never be cut down!

Hi.. in real life my name is Jesper and I'm a 42x13 cm piece of discarded plywood with a few holes in it.

Love you all.. hug trees, don't cut them :D

At first I was thinking "oh no, another one who mistook exaggeration for lying" but the ending killed that thought :D

I do not know what is happening here. But I am still pissed at what happened last night as I was working on a 330,000 volts line and I forgot that it was still powered. Now that my wrenches are all melted where would I get another good wrench? I do not like people who brag, but a similar thing happened in December 25th (yes, we work on that day) when I was fixing the NASA spaceship on Mars. I forgot I was not wearing my spacesuit after working for 2 hours that day. I really should work on my memory, even though I can still remember what that Nurse Juliet said during my birth. They thought I was not listening. But I did. Let me stop typing as I need to keep my hands on this steering as I just noticed I am doing a 300km per hour while writing this. The traffic cop may not understand that I usually like to type while driving at this rate.

This is me, you don't know me? Under which rock have you been living? I don't like talking much about myself anyways. I need your advise people...This guy, I mean that American president, yea Trump has been disturbing me with calls. He got the wind of my friendship with Obama (I love the dude coolness) and that he used to call me for advice, we rolled together (still do when i am not that busy) and all that. I don't like sounding ostentatious but the truth is I was the brain behind anything good in his administration. Now It seems the pressure his getting to this Trump guy, he said to he wants to meet me one and one and he is kind of desperate. He is planning to come to Nigeria to meet me but I don't really like his ways. What do you guys think? Should I offer him a little outta my ocean of wisdom? Maybe I will be doing the world a huge favour.

Real Me : My neighbours don't even know me and I am having a little disagreement with my girlfriend... I don't have a glue how to get it fixed.

A height like skyscrapers'
Deeply rooted in geological materials
Destructing hands of the wind has no chance
My bole stands the test of time
Conglomerate of branches shades biodiversity
Foliage so dense, no adversity
Standing tall, so gigantic, like from lineage of Goliath
Meet my nomenclature, Adansonia digitata

Perhaps you are wondering what the fuck is that? Wait! hold my beer.

I was the tallest person in my class during undergraduate days. I studied Botany for those that are unaware of this fact. So, we dealt with plants a lot. During one of our scheduled field works on plant's taxonomy, we came across a very huge and tall tree in the plant's family known as Bombacaceae. The field taxonomist identified the tree as Adansonia digitata. Jokingly, my colleagues decided to nickname me 'Adansonia' because of my height.

In the real sense of it, I am just a normal person with a little height. By the way, my real name is Sahid.

I am slightly sarcastic from time to time.

Actually, I happen to be moderately sarcastic.

I am Hadji, Everest of knowledge, Jupiter of beauty, Einstein of our time and volcanoes of wisdom. If knowledge is measured in numbers, I will be infinity. If beauty is an Olympic event, I will win gold. If Einstein ever decides to re-incarnate himself, he will come in my form. I sleep and wake in knowledge, feed on beauty, defecate wisdom and talk in quotes.

Well, I am just one of a twin. An average girl that struggled with her grades in school. Beauty is not really a word synonymous with my appearance and I spew rubbish where sense is required sometimes. I do not even know the correct spellings of Einstein, I had to google that up!

Nice

How creative

Call me god Denzel the show promoter. Anyway, I am bringing back a lot of dead musicians for a last show in a few months. I wrote to God and he has given me the permission to invite Elvis, Michael Jackson, Aaliyah, 2Pac Shakur, Notorious B. I. G, Fela and a host of others. Don't worry , they won't perform as skeletons, I have the power to give them their old body back. Won't you clap and scream for me. Whitney Houston will be there too to sing "I will always love you" again. To be a part of the show, upvote this post and you can win a front row seat or a VVIP ticket to the show.

wakes up from a long sleep and yawns

Did I just type that? I should reduce what I drink. In real life, I am just a normal writer who listens to these musician's songs a lot. They will always live in our heart. Let me go back to sleep now, I have a plane to catch in the dreamland.
Thanks @suesa-random @apsu for this... Yawns.

Nice one bro....i envy your creativity joor...

Well then: I am a professionell football player that exceeds the quality of Adrea Pirlo at his position. As I am a natural talent and thus I don't have to train at all, so I am also capable of doing Nobel prize - contending science. Actually, my science is so great that nature and science BEGGED me for allowance to publish that stuff, but I decided to publish it in a no-name journal just to help those poor guys to get some citations. In my free time (the other 5 days of the week), I mostly relax.

For real, I am a mediocre football player. No matter how hard I would train, I still would be able to run and pass, but nothing else. But I play at Pirlo's position. I did publish in a journal that noone but toxicologists know, but not for the reasons stated above. And I have a small son, so basically, I have no free time.

Hi there! This is Arpan Poudel from Nepal.First of all,Thanks for conducting such a wonderful contest.
Let me tell you about my study background.I am currently studying computer engineer(though i am weak at computer relayed stuffs ).I enjoy watching online movies and blogging.I enjoy solving problems, troubleshooting issues, and coming up with solutions to the problems (My bad habit is trying to solve problems which i dont have a knowledge also). I thrive in team settings, and I think my ability to effectively communicate with others is what drives my ability to solve a variety of problems.
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Hi, my name is Tayo Blinks, i'm extremely rich, even richer than Mansa Musa of Mali from the Keita dynasty. I am 7fts 10inches tall. All my subjects worship me because i'm their God. I have a fleet of yatches laced with thousands of pounds of 54karat gold. I have a thousand horses and hundreds of cars. The day the president of the United States acted to me without manners,he got a resounding slap in public. I'm so powerful,sometimes i scare myself. I can make the sun stop shining or make the lighting ability of the moon and stars disappear. I'm God in a man's body.....

I'm Omotayo by name, not a rich guy but doing well with my finances. I am just 6fts tall and i dont have yatches,horses nor cars in my possession. Does 54karat gold even exist...lol...
I dont argue with my immediate family and friends,let alone, slap the US president in public. Only God is powerful enough to control the behaviour of the sun, moon and stars. Though, I'm an extra-ordinary man....

I am living the most luxurious life anyone would ever imagine of in UAE. Own a Bugatti Veyron Rolls Royce Phantom and I have kept jaguars and lions as my pets. I take them out to walk on my own mansions lawn. I don't need to work at all. I travel all the time throwing party all around for hot chicks as they can get me easily. I am living a life of a king.

In reality, I am living an ordinary peoples life in UAE, which every people on Earth lives like. Own a Mustang GT and have kept a cat and a dog as my pets with which I go for a walk in the nearby park.I work as a lifeguard. Girls can get me easily and I do throw party once every 3 months.I am living a life above average standard.

Hello, My name is Tim. I am an absolute hulk of a man that Can carry all the groceries inside... in One Trip EVERY TIME! I am willing to lose digits, limbs, give myself stroke, and perhaps even a heart attack... just to get the goods in the door for Grocery Glory!

(Lift With The Legs!)In reality, my name is Tim.... and I am absolutely not a hulk of a man. I am about average size and build. As much as i would love the "Grocery Glory"... I rarely make the First Trip the ONLY TRIP! I did think a few times trying that I may lose a finger... though. I try to embody strength but maybe endurance is my better option!

Hello, I am Yamraj, the god of hell. I can destroy and give death to anyone except you. If you can't select & upvote me, think what's can i do. Everybody is feared of me including you all.

In realty, I am Arvind. I am a vegan from india. I don't like to do any crime, violence & cruelty with any specie. Now you can imagine that i can't even hurt a little ant.

Hello, I am three people Javier, Javito and Javi, I am thin and high weight 35 kg. and I measure 2.78 meters. I work in a freezer store at -162 degrees, my work schedule is from 1:00 AM to 11:00 PM. I like sports, especially basketball, I like it so much that one day I ate the basket and the whole basket.

Well maybe I exaggerated a bit, just that some of my friends call me Javier, other Javi and other Javito.
I'm not so thin or so tall, I guess you've already noticed, weight 83 kg. and I measure 1.90 meters.
It is true that I work in a freezer store but there is a little less cold, it is only -22.
Sure, I like basketball, but one day I tried to crush the hoop in an alley hoop and I hit the basket in my mouth and I broke a tooth.

:)

Hello friends! Since I was a child I am a dwarf who loves vegetables, in the last days I am a vegan, but in reality I hate animals and they give me allergies.
Actually since I was little I was called a big man, I am 1.92m tall, I hate vegetables and I love animals, my dogs are adorable and I take care of my fish with a lot of love.

Hi, everybody calls me 'The king Cobra' and 'playboy'. I have forgot the count of the no. of girls I have been with. Everybody likes me.
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In real life, I am zank. I don't have any girl friend and still virgin. I am introvert. [IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmPvnAXWsjP6fYdbfdVqgfRAejyGCEfwDNkpXxYt5mR6nN/1.jpg]

Introvertion is the key to spiritual Power! Steem on!

Thanks for the upvote...

I liked the drawings and you timidity. Full Steem ahead!

Hello everyone. i am Stephen. I have fiftybrothers. I have the most charming smile that would give prince charming a run for his money. I am more muscular than hulk and once dated Aphrodite for 3hrs till i got tired of her. I can cut onion with my eyes wide open and not cry and my cuddle mates are snakes. I'm not human. I sing better Ed sheeran and once declined Trumps invitation to perform at his party. I'm so ugly mum wont hug me.

Reality : I have no brothers, my smile distorts people face, I am just flesh and bones, little muscles, Ive never even met aphrodite. I cry when i cut onion and race far away from snakes, im human, my voice is croaky and rough, and Trump doesnt even know I exist. I'm handsome and mum hugs me At every chance

Hi, I'm the water of life. Without me there is no life and when i strike i kill thousands of people but am also free to be played with.

In reality, my name is Desmond, i am an undergraduate student who is offering IT and really love to make friends every where i go and also free to be with and dont joke with water when i get to the pool side lol.

Hi I'm Renn, 11 years living. I'm 5'8" tall and actually a beauty queen. My mother is the President's wife that made my Father the President. I gained not less than $200.00 upvotes in my every posts here in steemit that made me build my own house. I am the prettiest in our family.

Actually I am only 5'3" in height and am not a beauty queen. My father is a helper and my mother helps my father so that makes my mother the helper of a helper. I gained not more than $2.00 per post that made me buy a toy house for my nephew. Not the prettiest, I'm a boy.

I am Bananajoe, the master of Creativity. I work until 5 am in the morning and jump right out of bed at 3 am. Every thought I think is implemented directly into a productive, successful project which results in a creative product or service that gives those who uses them the most valuable content and benefit of all things ever created. I am the god of creation in every imaginable field. I produce tons of books, films, designs and paintings each year. I am couching thousands of successful entrepreneurs, artists and enterprises with my wise and creative mind. There is nothing in existence I haven't created. I am Creation!

In reality the name given to me is Holger, I am quite creative, but not 10% of my creative thoughts are transferred into something of use. I take pictures with my smartphone, and write some stuff I publish on Steemit. I love music but my voice is terrible. I have a wife and two kids, no car no pets. I'm a dreamer, but a very happy dreamer!

Hai,i am lavanya,i am housewife .I have a goal that is i live my earnings ,that's why i come this steemit family.Hear i get lot of support.Hear i share my thoughts very freely and any one not asking about this.On coming this i get self confidence also.It give lot of energy also.Hear we get your earnings on based on your hard work for this reasion i likeed it very much.Thanking all .

I'm a 718 years old electric engineer.
I started learning about engineering in Andalusia in 1263 when I was 23 years old(what you call now spain).My teacher asked me to find out how to use electricity to make a person immortal!

I made several tests on rats and then on myself to finally find out the right voltage and the right place to recieve an electric shoc to cheat age. the hardest part was to know how long the electric shot shoul be and how many days do I have to wait untill the next shot.

So, if you haven't noticed yet, electricity was privately discovered in Andalusia way before it went public. It's all because my teacher( that I wont say his name because he still wants to be anonimous, and yes, he is still alive too).

Since we discovered this cheating aging thing we have done a lot of great thing to humanity like saving Mahātmā Gandhi's life several times(we tried to save Micheal Jackson but we failed), preventing some wars between european countries by making some leaders meet, donating a lot of money to poor africain people, revealing gold mine's places to the humanity ...

Now we are considering sharing our secret with more people we just didn't agree on how to shoose who is worth teaching yet.

Hihi even I was surprised how creative I am lol
Reality: I'm a 28 years old tunisian Electric engineer. I as a maintenance Ingineer work in a factory that produces drugs( for medecine).

Hello everyone. Here's my exaggeration. My voice is so melodious, the angels invite me to perform in Heaven every Friday. I'm so good with knives, I could chop a carrot 50m in the air into 20 flat slices. My dancing skills are A++, I tutor MattSteffanina. I do gymnastics so well, Simone Biles learns from me. I'm a humble straight A's student who loves school. I'm always earlier than an early bird.

Reality- The only place I dance well is in my imagi-nation. My voice doesn't go beyond my sound recorder. I have a bad history with new knives that the first time I hold it, I'm bleeding. I can't even do a simple cartwheel. Well, I'm humble, but did I say "straight" A's? I'm clearly exaggerating, because they're so "bent." I just want to pass and hopefully make it out of school alive. I'm so tardy, I even tardied into this contest.

I find it hard to exaggerate my better qualities, but I will try. My ego is so big, because I am so perfectly wonderful. My step is as light as angel wings, flitting over a cloud. I dance like the most graceful ballerina and was actually removed from my dance classes as a child because I made all of the other students weep with shame when they saw me dance. My parents cautioned me to always hide my perfection, because no one would understand.

I try to keep it to myself, but it's so hard being the only human as beautiful, as generous and selfless as I am. I do only good for people and am possibly the only human who isn't fighting moodiness, as my mood is always light, happy and full of immense joy. I bring light and happiness to all who see me.

Reality Check I struggle with serious mood swings all the time, my mood is rarely 'light' and I struggle with self esteem in so many ways... constantly.

I am about as graceful as a three legged cow and my mom actually refused to put me in dance classes as a child because I was SO clumsy that I was forever running into things and hurting myself.

I hurt more people than I can count with my impatience and my thoughtlessness, although I have definitely gotten wiser and more laid back with age, so thankfully that isn't as bad anymore!

hello my name is malin and am so handsome that i make the ugly look good....

https://s9.postimg.org/7830npnkv/IMG_20150617_065144.jpg
yea thats me am the god of handsomeness

I'm Nelson, son of the Hero. I weave worlds with words and type them into existence. I'm the master of my own matrix. I can communicate with any human being capable of articulating sounds. My shaven head and manly beard are grandiose and have been the cause of many a war.

Read that? Well, get ready because in reality I'm much more amazing.

I'm Nelson, though few call me that. According to google it means "son of the Hero" and that sounds cool. I'm a writer, or rather, I aspire to be. I have several fictional worlds functioning inside my head at all times, waiting for the time in their history where I finally let them flow into paper (or a Word doc, honestly). I speak 4 languages (Spanish, English, French and German), so I'm a good asset to any mochilero group. My shaven head and manly beard are grandiose and have been the cause of one or two really small conflicts between aspiring beard and/or shaven head touchers.

my name is ammar. i am the richest person in my country. i have 1000 car lamborghini.dan i have given to 999 servants in my house each get lamborghini one.

actually i only have an old bike that was 20 years old. everyday i use it to work. even I have nothing but my old bike.

hahahaha
thanks

Hi, I am Diane and I am the CEO of one of the largest technology companies in the world. I have worked my way up from being a help desk technician in the mid 80's. It's been a tough climb against all the men in this industry, but I made it to the top! And by the way, I love cats!

In reality I am a technology coordinator at a school district with 41 employees and less than 300 students. I started out as a programmer in the mid 80's and had hoped to make it to the top one day. But a couple of kids, a husband and moving around because of my husband's job/family I never reached those goals, and now I am too old and tired to make it happen. And I hate cats, I'm a dog lover!

in addition to knowledge you are guiding community users now m ryt now commenting here because of your helpful nature, hope my entry in 2018 will rock steem

Hi, I am Holeman. I am as tall as bamboo. I smoke a lot. Basically the fogs in winter is the smoke out of my cigarettes. I can differentiate gender of housefly while its flying. If I am at your house then you will be my guest. When I was young my parents slept with me because they were afraid of darkness. I am so fast that I born 2 months before the delivery date given by the doctors. Usain Bolt learnt from me and Flash took 6 months tution from me. When Mark Zuckerberg created facebook and logged in for the first time mine friend request was already pending in his notifications. If you don't beleive me then one who is ready this,let's race I'll definately be second.

In reality,My name is Nilesh and I am 5'8 and I am slower than snails. I am a programmer by profession.

Hello I am Roger Federer. I am Swiss born Professional tennis player who is currently ranked world No. 2 in men's singles tennis by the Association of Tennis Professionals. I have won 19 Grand slams...
In reality I am huge fan of Roger. I started playing tennis a few days ago, up till now I can't even make a legal serve....

Hello am Blessed... Everything about me is seven(7) don't be surprise cause seven(7) means completion. God completed his creation on the seventh(7) day. Blessed is made up of seven(7) letters am born on the seventh(7) month (july) on the seventh (7) day.. You can call me Mr seven it's okay ... Lolz

I am a full moon bald, morbidly obese, racist, catholic fundamentalist, pro-fascist, ultra-capitalist, asshole, bigot, abysmally lazy, hypocritical motherfucker. And I live in a sharia law enforcing communist failed state.

I have lost some hair. I am a little chubby. I have some unpopular opinions. I am currently unemployed. Although I am an immigrant myself I hold some anti-immigration views. I can be a little grumpy. And I live in Europe (in an EU state).

not sure if I'm missing the point but ought to give it a shot.

My name is Notion360 I created and infuse the idea on Bill Gate which you all are enjoying today, the skills and dribbles being display by Lionel Messi and Christian Ronaldo they learnt it from me. That is why girls begs me to sleep with them because my gene is out of this world. What!!! as am typing now Rhaina just sneak into my room. If i cough money just keep falling and I have never work on the ground since i was born Am being carried by Jay z and Rick Ross because i paid them handsomely.

Reality: Am always confuse of ideas, girls just don't like me no matter how i tried to impress them with words because that's the only thing i can offer, I can't jog ball more than 5 count before it fall off my leg. My friends call me legedis Benz because of how i put my leg to work long distance .

Damn! Funny guy. I myself infused all these ideas into you head

Lol...let the i dear be like the one of Bill

Damn! Funny guy. I myself infused all these ideas into you head

I walk into places, say a word and people start checking inside their bags, purses and even pockets to trace where my voice is coming from. Lol

Hello guys, I'm Temi and in reality I'm Slim.

I'm Emily, I'm 45 years old, but I look like I'm 15, I'm 1.87 in height, weigh 35 kilos, my eyes are purple but at night they turn gray, I can speak 15 languages, and do 10 things at the same time. I also have a cathouse, where I take care of more than a thousand cats, and I take all of them to school, each one even has its own room. I am an excellent dancer good to dance all the rhythms of america europe and asia and also I sing very well I am soprano and baritone also because I can also make multiple voices in the 15 different languages ​​that I speak.

I am Emily I am 20 years old, but I still look like 15, that was real hahaha, I'm 1.57 tall, I weigh 54 kilos, my eyes are dark brown, I can speak 3 languages, and do 2 things at the same time . I have 7 beautiful kittens in my house, I can not dance "happy birthday" or even "macarena", and those are easy to dance, I sing very badly and when I try it in a second language it is worse, hahaha

Thanks for the contest, very fun!

With wings I fly the seven seas to an angel who lives atop a castle. A warm night with a gentle breeze caresses her body.
I gather her in my arms and fly high to the stars , living free from lifes chains.
...........I walk these streets, cold and alone.
The burdens of life, my companion.

Are you Stephenie Meyer or E.L. James ?

I am a very outgoing person who practices many sports such as soccer, kung fu and boxing.
I also go fishing on Sundays in the morning to clear my mind, I usually always fish like 30 fish a day and so I relax, I do not smoke or drink, I do not like anything, it's not mine, I have a business which generates me many monthly income so I do not worry about money,
I also do a lot of exercise to help me keep active my love life is great I do not complain about it, I have fought so many times for boogers that would even go crazy ah and I have a horrible temper
Bah
I'm really just an asocial person with no friends or anything, I just hang out behind a computer 24 hours a day without doing anything without hope for a better future.

Hi I am Prof. Dr. Mr. Bikki Chhantyal. I have proven the Riemann Hypothesis a year ago. I have not published it because it may have bigger consequences. I have already derived the turbulence equation of fluid flow characterized by few simple parameters. Goldbach conjecture is disproven and I observed quantum tunneling for the macro particles. Finally, I solved the Navier Stokes equation analytically yesterday and the solution was unique. Actually, I have proven all the millenium problems from clay institute of technology. I haven't gone for the prize and the fame. It is because the inner satisfaction of extending the human knowledge and solving something is far superior than that of materialistic joy. You may think how's this possible! you may think that I am exaggerating, but NOO! because I am from the future and came here just to comment on this post.

Actually, I am a mechanical engineering undergrad in final year. These are my dreams rather than exaggeration. Anyway thanks for the contest @suesa-random

Hello I’m Mr. Singh, husband of susea-random. Just by this statement, you can infer that how good looking I am. We’ve been together for the past six years. This new year, I gave her a Centaur but judging by her reaction, she wasn’t that happy because she wanted a Unicorn. I told her: baby, Unicorns aren’t real, get out of your dream world. GEEZ!

Actually, a newbie. Just 21 years old. Ugly as hell and an undergrad senior. Could say “MECHANICAL ENGINEER” in the making.Basically, machines, grease and a lot of lubricants are the things that I love and also Dogs.

My boyfriend would like to have a word :P

@suesa shouldn't you stay neutral and not exaggerate. Give us a chance ;)

Never said I'd stay neutral

I am so awesome Suesa just followed me. ( I am Mr. 17 now) thats all folks.

:'D

You should follow him so it's not exaggeration and he'll lose the game.

I couldn't say it any better. Hope she proves me wrong :D

As the fastest swimmer in my country and I guess the world guessing by me swimming 50 metres in less than 7 seconds, I see no reason to brag or exaggerate. I am just "bad like that". In my last race before I decided to retire I was well dressed on my way home before the second placed swimmer touched. My name, Aqua Josh has been on the lips of everyone ever since and I have even gotten an invite to represent the world in the inter-galactic swimming competition holding in the crab nebula in the thirteenth month of the year 2030 where the chief host will be Lord Poseidon himself.

In reality I am Joshua, a graduate of human kinetics who makes a humble living by teaching individual and group swimming classes in my state.

Once I said "Hello, it's me!" and people from the other side of the world wanted to meet me. Of course I didn't say no. "Hello, can you hear me?" I said through the phone. They wanted me to give them a small speech. I said "There's such a difference between us and a million miles but sure I'll be there." I wanted to go over everything. I have forgotten how it felt before world fell at my feet. "It's so typical to talk about myself I'm sorry" I said. They started cheering "Thank you, you've done much healing." Once again I fixed the world with the power of the words that came out of my mouth so it clearly doesn't tear me apart anymore. Ooooohh, anymore.

In reality I'm more like "Hello from the outside side of society." Talking with people doesn't come easy to me. I see no point in small talk filled with useless information. So I'm very hard to talk with. But I'm working on it. At least I can say that I've tried. Reading through all the bad things over the internet gave me a very pessimistic view on the near future of humanity. I think we are running out of time. But it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear me apart anymore. Ooooohh, anymore. Ooooohh, anymore. Anymore.

Awesome thing about life is that a few are born with a silver spoon,and amongst that few, the choicest are clothed with the best of Royalty. I began using branded outfits like Gucci, LV, versace right from when i was born. I recently gave out a grant to a neighbouring country (name withheld).
I own a mansion at Beverlly hills.. I consulted for Mark zuckerberg when he initiated facebook.
I just came out of the white house. I went there to give Trump some advice on what next to tweet about...

well the real me? I was born in the creeks of lagos state of nigeria. Not even with a wooden spoon.
My pampers was cut out of white towels. God bless the mother who wrapped my butt up regardless.
The mansion I am talking about is in heaven. Jesus promised me that mansion oh.
The closest i have ever been to Zuckerberg is (5inches) the distance from my eyes to my phone screen when watching his motivational speech on facebook.
The toilet was very welcoming. I came out of that white house so as not to kill myself with my own Feaces.

Hi guys! I'm quite a popular person, if you dont know me, youre probably not alive, my name is lekan, i'm 16ft tall and quite wealthy especially on steem it i'm the father of whales, i'm quite creative leo ardo da vinci stole the monalisa painting from me....

Actually, no one really knows me, my name is lekan, i'm just 5ft 11, quite broke, a rookie on steem it and amazingly un-talented, i was just exaggerating

I am Aljour, the son of Stephen Hawkings with princess Dianna. Most of you maybe have no idea about my powers to travel through time. And I have come here in this time to join this contest. As this will change the lives of the marvel heroes in the future. Thus, upvote my comment to save your great grand children in the future!

In reality, I am a Mechanical engineering ,who work hard for my family i almost done 10 project in foundation work of now famous structured build in my country I'm a small and funny guy who you will be known.....

My name is Samuel I'm a guitarist I play so well with my tongue so well that i make Jimi Hendrix who is one of the most influential electric guitarists in the history of popular music, Jimmy page who is the god of guitar And David gilmour that he's so good that can touch the heart of the darkest souls and bring them back to life the heart of the darkest souls and bring them back to life..feel like a novice and useless.

Hi, I am Narendra Modi (if you have not figured out it yet from my profile avtar), the prime minister of India, the biggest democratic country in the world. I have been quietly watching Steemit since I joined it in July, as I am yet to announce my government's plan on how to deal with the crypts. It appears many people are becoming millionaire by using crypts and neither paying tax to my government, nor paying quietly to my party. So couple of weeks back I asked my IT Department to raid all the exchanges in India that are dealing with crypts and we have notified 10 million people to pay tax. In 2018, we will have some laws in place to streamline the crypt trading, and hopefully I will have some good news soon, as RBI ( Reserve Bank of India) is on the verge of completion of the 1989 pages of guidelines on the laws to deal with crypts.

In reality, I am a common man of India who loved Narendra Modi when he came to power as he stressed on "Ache din ayenge" ( Good days are coming). And I am waiting for it since last two and half years 😵(May 2014, he came to power). Now I am thinking, he never said when, LOL.

I'm Gabriel.. Yeah guys Gabriel!! I know you can't say you don't know cuz you know me . No need for me to explain or describe myself. You know I'm awesome. You know I laid out Floyd Mayweather with one jab before he could say Money baby. You know I bathe in a volcano just because the sun is too far away for me to bathe in. I sing to the stars and guess what!! The stars sing back just because it's me.

Hello ladies and gentlemen. Usain Bolt is wishing you a very happy new year. Yes i am Usain Bolt one of the fastest man in this plant. I am the true World champion and I hold world record of 100m, 200 m & 4 x 100 mm. I am eight type olympic gold medalist. These days i am enjoying retired life so i am here to wish you a blessed new year. hahahaha..........i think it's too much but there are few samilarity b/w me and Usain Bolt. Our birth month is Same. He run fast and me.
I m over weight guy, so i started running couple of days ago. I try to copy great Usain. He hold the 100 meter record of 9.69 and my best one is 9.69 per 10 meter:P

Just has my name goes fona which in my local dialect means perfect, that's the reason I was created on a public holiday making me the most handsome of all guys no wonder ladies always hold me for ransom cause they know am handsome... That's right I was the cousins your girl told you not to worry about, but when we are in private she begins to speak in tongue.

hi , Am the greatess . great in everything i do. like leonardo da vinci, am a musican , artist, scientist , inventor , a doctor and an engineer. i am the envy of every guy and the fantasy prince charming to every girl. Brainy and smart are my second names . And i really enjoy dancing

in reality my name is Nonso. Sweet nigerian guy, an averagely smart and good looking guy. Am a meedical student at present and some day i do hope to be a great dancer but i suck at it presently

Hi !Am Janssen an am an astronaut . Coolest hobby is strolling on the moons surface with my fellow moon buddies. Being the president of NASA to me has been demanding but that's just another day on the job. I get to see my family once every five years meaning i'll get to see my son thrice before he turns 20.i hope to move to the moon permanently

Am Jason by name and have never left my hometown tallest of planet earth. Am a poultry farmer so I get to see my family everyday (this sometimes get boring). I actually dream of being an astronaut but am stuck strolling on land in my hometown with my farm buddies

hi am henry and gosh am a genius. i designed the largest blockchain though the rights were takken from me.i had my ph.D in maths and computer sciences at the age of 18. i love chicken alot ;fried , grilled, roast, just lay it on me. Am a great dancer definitely better than micheal jackson. You would have it a previlige to know me

am henry , an average guy with a good sense of humour. for some wierd reason i dont eat chicken anymore. Though am gud singer, i suck at dancing. i would really to u to know me more @hokpulor

I am a business tycoon please.
I created steemit and sold it to ned scott for $20 because i am way too rich and i dont need this platform..please
I am the current chairman of the board of microsoft, i have the highest shares in amazon, aliexpress, WWE, Toyota, volkswagen, Apple, Exxon mobil , Samsung electronics, sony, AT & T, Honda, Allianz and so many other companies that i've even forgotten i invested in.
I lend mark zuckerberg the money he uses to run Facebook.
I also want to add that i am a role model to bill gates , warren buffett, jeff bezos, amancio ortega, and i still feed to this day the 1billion + citizens of China

*REALITY:- I am an average college student, who got dumped by his girlfriend because he couldn't afford to get her a new iphone.

You got lucky. She could have dumped you after getting the iPhone.

Wow! Thats so true man. @ertwro
I guess God saved me from evil😂

Hey I'm Vanessa, one of d greatest female artistes d world has known, done so many singles and albums, a borne dancer and twerker and also a record producer, I've won many grammy awards and I'm among the top100 influential people in the world. Married to one of the richest rappers in history.

Im udo, a Nigerian girl, I can't sing or dance to save a life not to talk of twerking, I have never been to any country outside nigeria. I'm so broke, the figures in my bank account look like people's dates of birth and the only single I have had is in my relationship status. The only award I've gotten is "fattest baby" and I can't even remember d day

I got bored so here's my honorary entry. I don't qualify for this contest as a judge. BUT!

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That above is a 2 liters can of beer. I know what you're thinking. It looks almost like a normal 350cc bottle, so his hands must be huge. The natural thought after that is to feel sorry for my penis but don't be! "HE" is sorry for my hands.

I mean

it's YUUUUUGE!

I don't want to brag but every time I write a post I rape the reward pool so hard that Haejin begs me to stop. Naturally, I concede since my heart is full of respect for his charts.

Did I mention? that...
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it's

YUUUUUUUUGE!

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My HODLing game is so tight that Satoshi mailed me his private keys to tempt me, and some nudz but that's mostly irrelevant.

Reality: It doesn't matter who I'm. I could be Batman! but since I'm one of the judges I can't win this contest.

I'm Kelvin, You can't have a dull moment around me. I crack people up more than Will smith does and the ladies actually flock around me; I'm the Casanova of the Community. I daily run 5km and do 100 pushups. I'm just the perfect gentleman with a run of supercars.

In reality, I'm Kelvin, an exrreme introvert. Normally shy of the ladies and meek around them. I have juat a girlfriend who i believe had pity on me. I've never done any running nor pushups in life because I'm lazy. I don't even have a car!

Hello guys, this is Dr. MATTMON on the exaggeration contest
I am the president of world health organization
The CEO of Jabaz group of company in South Africa
The founder of dream light association based in USA
The owner of dragon fashion company in Germany
I own 54 standard Hospitals in 25 countries of the world
I own 11600 plots of lands in Poland, 68400 plots of land in China, and 20177 plots of land in Nigeria
I currently move with an entourage comprising of the present of USA, Queen of England and Prime minister of Germany, including cars worth of $13, 000 000 000 000
I have affiliations with central bank worldwide
Am the richest citizen in Africa and my country Nigeria
I sponsor 16000 students studying medicine and surgery in India
Infact am known worldwide as the best medical doctor
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah
Nice one,
But in reality am just a medical student in university of Port harcourt Nigeria.
Just like and give a point for dream to come to pass. THANKS

Like kidney stones coming out, the words pass out painfully.

The reason I do this to myself? I dream of becoming a word whisperer who can spin spells of peace, tell tales that turn bigotry into tolerance, and conjure poverty into oblivion.

In reality, I'm experiencing the birthing pains of both writing and social entrepreneurship.

I just have to be modest! I powered down my Steem power from 90000 to 5Sp just so I could gift some of the minnows on steemit. The truth is that people like @randowhale and @suesa-random all benefited. My upvote carries a weight of at least 20$ at 10%. I developed steem.chat for interaction in the community. I have upvoted all contests giving over 10000$ in reward

In reality, I just joined steemit. I'm a minnow and have just two post. Well, we all know what a reputation of 25 can do!

Hi, am Aruocha Chukwudi. I am the second tallest man in the world. As a medical doctor,i have carried out about 500,000 surgeries on different patients.I can stand in the theatre room for about 12hours without eating nor sitting. My colleagues call me the jungle master all because i can do wonders far beyond human expectations such as drinking from my nose,walking with one leg,doing all tasks from different profession and seeing into the future.I saw 2018 before everyone in the world.The touch of my hands makes patients get healed and filled with goose bumps. The words from my mouth makes them blush. I can spit out fire whenever i am annoyed. I am not a dragon but a homosapien sapien with the highest I.Q and personalities. Do you want to see me? Ask google because i am the most poular and best searched name in google in the year 2017.

In reality, I am of average height and just a 500Level student that have just entered the theatre room for just 10 consecutive times. I hardly stay without food nor like standing. I hardly touch my patients except on physical examinations. Water hardly crosses my nose,i hate walking talk of walking with one leg. My salivary gland cant even let me rest on the site of food more of spitting fire which can never happen. Google only knows my name for real whom i am as Aruocha Chukwudi.
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Hi, am Prete Solo Sagbe, i'm an albino and am also a shorty with a very hugh appetite(i could eat a whole cow), i mentored Christiano Ronaldo to what he is today. I run 4000km every morning just for fun, and am still the chess champion world wide(5 times). Am also a graduate of harvard with a 5.0 cgpa. Am a god of swimming(aquaman is atill a learner)
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In reality, my name is Prete Solo Sagbe, am dark skinned, an tall, i eat very little meals (like twice a day). I suck at soccer. I run only 100-150 meters a day, once or twice a month.Am still a beginner in chess, still an undergraduate with a fair cgpa and i really wishes i could swim.

Hi everyone, My name is 'baby diaper' I was born with a diaper, in a taxi.........I started walking on the very first day I was born (you can pray for that).
Am a rich guy but lives under the bridge cause I don't like too much luxury.....
I own the latest Mercedes Benz.........just bought a refinery and have a duplex at Dubai. My yatch is currently at the coast of guinea and my private jet its on his way to my house........But am just a year old

Fun idea!

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My name is Maxie. I am a giant of about 15ft tall, with weight of about 180kg. I am a lecturer and a Professor of  Architecture,  Harvard University. I spend 25hours a day in front of my main frame computer making design with barely time to eat or sleep. I am a prolific writer I swear to you, I coached Micheal Jackson. My trending writing ability has fetched me a fortune on steemit many will only wish or kill for. I just bought a 4matic  Mercedes Benz as a gift for my sisters son (nephew).

I just gifted Hilary Clinton a property at billionaire street Bahamas as a consolation for her loss on the road to the white house, a bid i barely sponsored single handedly  

My name is Maxwell. I am close to 6ft tall, I am an auto-cad instructor and a graduate of architecture from the university of Port Harcourt. I spend at list 2 hours a day in front of  note book computer navigating  steemit and barely 30mins reviewing design. I barely took writing seriously not until I stumbled into steemit. I have made just a few steem dollars trying to get used to the system. I slide myself around on my Legs (Legedes Benz). I am yet to secure a property for myself in my country and have never gotten out of the country of birth. I have only seen Hilary Clinton on television and only sponsored her presidential bid with my best wishes

I'm Eroded. Yes ladies, I'm single. I hate kids and never wanted any. By day, I can usually be found on the beach, doing nothing, as I have the easy life. I normally leave the beach and take a different girl to dinner each night and fall asleep by 9pm so I can sleep 10 hours before repeating my day.

Maybe in a warped reality, doubt it.

I am a happily married father of 10. I spend most of my day inside with my kids, only leaving to take them out to play. I haven't been to the beach in ten years. I eat dinner every night with my children and wife. It is a rare occasion that I get more than 3 hours sleep.

Sorry, I had to lie. My real life already sounds like an exaggeration, lol.

Hi, I am nana. I am one of salvation of the world. In my life, avoid waste and plastics and I am invested on tree planting in my country for a better world. Besides, I come from a farming family. of course, human sustainability is highly dependent on our cultivation of produce and nature. Regards

My name is Mysterion.
Nobody really knows who am I. I show up when there are crime and police is helpless. I can't die. I experienced death, countless times... Nobody even remembers me die. My city needs my protection and I am here to give it ✊

In reality, I don't know who am I. But maybe a photographer, writer or just ordinary guy from Eastern Europe. Definitely a dreamer :)

I'm Maria Fernanda Yepez, an Venezuelan actress and model. I made myself known for my participation in the Rosario Tijeras series and Sin senos no hay paraíso. I am the new genius of chemistry, I have invented the cure of incurable diseases such as cancer, SIDA, among others. In my free time I create master formulas to stop aging and acne.

I am Maria Fernanda Marval, I love watching novels and drama series, also interpreting them sometimes in real life. I am a student of Chemistry, I have prepared aspirins, creams, beers, among other things. I would love to investigate and one day to create something new for science that will help many people. In my free time I study, work and look a lot at social networks like steemit

thanks all and regards❤

HEY THERE!.. or should I say bye already cause I'm leaving people in the dust when going for the WIN 😏 I'm Maxi. And I'm a Half God, the estatics on my profile picture are speaking for them selve. I have a secrete love for everything that doesnt live on land which no body knows of. And A photographical memory with a little nano chip in the back of my brain to leak everything I see instantly on the internet if I am wishing to. Plus I'm also changing my relationship status like my Undies (which is once a month^^)

Now for real: I'll probably wont make it far in this competition considering on how late I am lol (I'm actually wiping the dust out of MY face right now lol). I am no where near a god not even close cuz I'm a skinny little dude (this is no exaggeration). I have no photographical memory since I can barely remember what my last 5 steemit post were about and no nano chip (Dont need that.. I have an Iphone). The Relationship one is also total Bullsh*t cause I'm in a relationship for six months and I jump into a fresh pair of undies EVERYDAY! (I swear 😅). Oh yeah and I am allergic to fish and seafood 😃.

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If you are reading, forget about the rest of little men of paper in the top and bottom margins; you've come to the right place, my friend, no one is more interesting than I am. I have a trunk of stories, most are of all the people I've known throughout my life because (I'll tell you a secret), time is my best friend, but he has grown old while I still I keep in my best years. Yeah, I am an old man with a young spirit. And admit it, when you hear my voice, you ... What's wrong? yes, I said voice, Didn't you are imagining my incredible and seductive voice, like an arrow that sticks in your heart? Ah? Didn't you do it? ... Oh! Well... now you doyes, hehe; how naughty I am!

But back to what I was saying, you must admit that I have a personality that makes you want to immediately. This is like when the boy turns around and BAM! Face to face with the love, I'm like that too. In a moment you are careless and when you turn to me you see my golden beard, my glasses perfectly designed for my round face and manly, you find a hipster and BAAM! In a second you want to be my friend. We all want to be my friends! And I, of course, I am so happy and flattered that I never refused, but it is not easy. In truth, I care for each of my friends, their lives are valuable. Unfortunately the souls who are very concerned about the people, live alone most of the time. In fact, loneliness is my second best friend in the world. Yes, the time is the first, but, you know who the third is? ... You're. Yes, you! You didn't imagine it, right? Do you know why? Because you had the kindness to listen to and being interested in the life of an old man. So far, I'm Bryan German, but, you should call me BG, friend.

In fact, I am a writer whose personality makes you want to like… more or less, to the three weeks. I am a difficult man, a little self-centered but only in my mind. I do not usually flatter myself or be so sure of many of my actions in front of strangers. I always feel a little uncomfortable when I start a conversation with new people, which pushes me to bet by comments that sometimes achieve acceptance and other times they are rejected. I no have met so many people throughout my life because I find it hard to make new friends: in fact, I think I have more characters than friends.

However, I have lived through the experience of each of my friends - which account for almost 30- which has made me mature very quickly. I have 22 years and although I am young I feel terribly old, every day he fought with the clock: is my worst enemy, always tells me that I must try harder. The loneliness, for its part, is always present in my life because one of my passions is to heal the lives of people through communication, which makes me keep abreast of the details of the people but never talk about myself. I am not so attractive, my beard is dark and leafy, my glasses are large and I detest that my look seem so hipster, never pretended. Finally, once achieved a little bit of confidence, be I assure you that I will become that little paper man

I hope you have enjoyed this chatter, and if you want my friendship, I offer: here you have a paper called Bryan German.

Ohh How did i miss this amazing contest, pls when is next coming up... Cant wait to win