I knew it. This is not an april 1 joke its just reverse psychology to mess minnows mind more

Nice work.GOD blesa you has you keep on saying the truth because the truth will set you free.saying this in honour of @steemchurch.But in all the April fool's joke is too sentimental
Lol....nice post,very creative

Happy good day my dear@suesa(71)

????

BIG PHARMA DOESN'T TOLERATE SPAM COMMENTS

Sorry!!!!!!

CHRIST! I swear you almost had me crying until...

>I hope you all realize, that today is the 1st of April and that this was an April fool’s joke. Also, the picture of the man has been taken from pixabay.com, just as the cover picture. Wishing you who celebrate it a happy Easter and everyone else a nice day!

Cruel joke, lol! Happy Easter Queen of Science :D

<3

oh, lol. good. wow.

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THE TRUTH

My nick here is "Truth Is Bitter".. nice.. I know 100z of accounts are fake here, someone hiring someone for the writeups, etc. also some whales dont write anything, and are still making big raping reward pool by witness or stupid meetups, that dont do anything for helping the community, its just for the rich and easy hookeups for whales..

Always be aware of the date. And always read the small print at the end

wow, but at least that story hit the roof man ^^ good job I suppose, when all you want is getting some attention and making some money with it. as someone once said
> The foolish things confound the wise...

I actually just wanted to have fun and entertain some people. The bought votes did not come from me...

No worries, these will appear no matter what. This is how the environment on steemit works apparently. As long as good and meaningful content is upvoted now and in the future, it might drive out nonsense content, making it the platform that really benefits everyone enabling the consumption and curation of qualitative input.

I'm actually part of steemSTEM, a community that is trying to do exactly what you mentioned, at least for science content. Still doesn't keep everyone and their dogs from buying votes for shitposts tho.

Oh ok, sounds interesting. Is there a way of joining this commnuity, as I deem it one of the most crucial issues on this platform.

If you want to connect, I invite you to join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/DYk4EvG

Thank you, just joined. Will take my time having a look around what it is all about!

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lmao its like no one got the joke!

Was it really jokes?????

Of course! He is not being paid for writing lies and misguiding! I AM ! hahahhahahaha
No, actually, im not.. I would never take money to decieve people! I would much rather decline and go beg for apples and pares!

Marvelous

You didn't read small print in the end of the post. He made you april fool! haha.

The guilt inside you has spoken.

Wish you luck.

Guess you didn't read the small print, or the tags

Just kidding, happy April fool, have fun.

You too :)

April fool! haha.

LOL

This comedy GOLD!

HA! GOOD TROLL.

Most of the people just don't read the small print

Perfect response to seeing the truth 💡

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how its done! ;)

what

It's a joke 😂👍

This is Amazing Article bro

You might fake everything, but that hair was 100% proof you are real ;)

LIES

Lolllll...

looooool

You are a great writer indeed,i had almost fallen foe this and was begining to doubt my existence on Steemit,then dang you nailed it at the end.

I am sure many people will not read it to the end and especially the small formatted text! This is the first time i had fallen for this day's pranks hahahaha !

I KNEW IT !!!!.......only question I have is who's the girl in class with me .She lied to me TOO . I feel so dirty .
whats this world coming to . Damn Pharm Co.

😀

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Thanks for sharing conspiracy

I am student l am new steemit work please help me

Wonder what would the comment section look like if it's not posted on April 1. hahaha. Happy April fools. XD

Let's see how many miss the disclaimer or just BELIEVE IN THE TRUTH

I didn't even see the disclaimer to start with ^^

Kind of intentional tbh. I didn't want to put one, but knew I needed to have it there, just in case. So I made it tiny.

I knew you were a boy!

Happy April fools!

Beautiful post

Sorry

Happy Easter ))))
I have read text small letters 😊😵😁😂
Give me contact of BIG PHARMA, please 😈👻😵☺

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN CONTACT WITH THEM

Because they are very bad and dangerous gays 😈😂😁😊

All of them. Homosexuals.

I am sorry
I am sorry
I am sorry

It's a 5% flag, it's tiny. If you write spam comments, people will flag you. So just don't write spam comments.

Very nice truth, I like it your every Post.
Thanks for sharing this big pharma..........

Oooo I am so sorry, please remove your flags.........

???????

Wow this is dramatic.. Your writing really is great and I too did think you were a woman so at least in those you are right. Altough considering this context it's really hard to trust in what you are telling now.

Always be aware of what day it is

Oh my.. I've totally remembered this but didn't expect to be fooled on the internet. Shame on me.

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Lol, didn't mean it like that 🙈

You got me, but not how you wanted to. Once I read the bit about you being here just for money I knew it was bullshit :)

No, I'm just oversensitive to people quitting because I'm half expecting everyone to, with the value as low as it is. So I read "I can't do this anymore" and thought the worst.

You are evil for making me think that :)

Woops :x

thanks for sharing this post i appreciate your post best of luck..

Almost fell off my chair... 😣😱😵

Happy Easter and cheers to the best April Fool's joke on steemit so far for me. 😂😅

You lied to me! You lied to us all. But I will forgive you as you showed me the light and now did it once more. I won't believe in what the "scientists" tell me anymore.

What if it all was a lie???

All they do is lie to you, I'm sorry I kept it from you for so long. You deserve better.

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I forgive you. May you find your own peace!

I'm promoting this 'a bit'

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Fucking knew it! Scientists always lying an shit!

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Big Pharma has ensured all chocolate geometry causes diabetes.

Our greatest achievement

wtf

@mathowl you need to analyze this.

We owls are not fools :-)

First day i come up on this post...im like hmm
>You see, I’m not even a woman. Everything you thought you knew about me was a lie.But it is all a lie. This is not me. This is me.

Well that went from 0-100 pretty quickly...

Lets continue..

>I didn’t join Steemit to have a larger audience for my stories, and I didn’t stay for the community. I stayed because I was being paid for it.

Well most people post on Steemit for financial reasons...or have too much free time on their hands (me)

>But no, the real money came from Big Pharma.

Ah....huh, this is definitely an april fool's joke

i must say you had me...until you got all Alex Jones on us...lol

subbed..

Cheers!

:P

Funny part @suesa...i wasn't wearing my glasses so i didn't even see the small lettering.
I guess i watch so much crap on the internet ( i work in finance so i research alot...so i need my dumb internet time to wind down)

When i saw Big Pharma...i was like...wait a minute...i smell a conspiracy theory.
i think i must unofficially be a conspiracy expert by now...watching this guy till 3am est almost every day. lol

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thanks again for the upvote
and Happy Easter!

Happy Easter to you too! :D

so the april day for you is the rest of the year

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xD

truth.. real face posting in blog.

Seems to be 1st April Story. you are good writer. The best thing about your talent is that no one can steal it. keep sharing nice post @suesa

How do you explain this? Was the mask real?
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IT WAS ALL A LIE

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This was apprpraitely titled and so well written i couldnt lift my eyes off the page until the very end. I'm grateful you introduced me to steemstem and unintentionally helped me rediscover my scientific roots and inclinations. Whatever your reasons for what you did and what ypu have done, you did it. Move forward, that's all that matters.
I don't know you enough to care, but i care enough as a human being to feel concerned about your state of mind at the time of writing this.
Take care.
I really love your writing style.

Always be aware what day it is when something seems off. And always read the small print at the bottom of the page.

Lol. You had me. I just did.

Poor Vanessa

Don't laugh 😂

I was dumbfounded at first, but then I realized today is the first day of April - April Fool's Day😂😂.

Happy New Month @suesa.

I knew it! No Bachelor student writes better than me.

HAHAHAHA HOW BADLY DID IT DAMAGE YOUR EGO

now it is repaired :P

Not again in my life would someone fool me. Not even you suesa. Youve got to try harder. I know lots of unsuspecting folks will fall for this, poor them ^^. See you in your next post. Cheers

:P

Between, thanks for letting the world know your crush.

Oh, yeah, this random pixabay.com guy is SO HOT (=totally not my type)

Sure. Just gonna pull your legs even though I do not know if that's an acceptable joke to Germans ^^. By the way, I don't expect you not to have a weird taste in men. You know I have my reasons.

you don't expect me not to have a weird taste in men? So you think I do have a weird taste in men? I don't get why

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You want me to state my reasons? Like poles attract. Sorry, I had to derive my own version of the law.

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We Big Pharma have hacked this fellow @badmusgreene account to give you our reply. We know where you are and we are coming for you,it's not enough that you have broken your contract with us,finagled millions of dollars from us even worse you have ruined our plans to take over the world.We won't forget this @suesa .

Did not realize it was April Fool's day until it was too late, you got me good between Happy New month.

FUCK

Come back to us and all will be forgiven.

I don't trust you, I know how everything works behind the curtains. You won't fool me.

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@suesa Imagine if they steal your efforts by hacking...haha

D:

Hahaha, you had me going for a minute. That was a good one :p

Thanks :D

First I was like what are you talking about? This does not sound like you, I was really confused thinking this can't be real, until I looked on my laptop date remembered April Fools Day!

I almost believe that post.

Almost?

Unfortunately, my eyesight is not good enough to see the last 2 lines so I'll take all the above as the truth :)

YOU SHOULD BECAUSE IT TOTALLY IS

April fool. I did nt fall. :)

Keep these truths of life in mind and let the destiny do its work! You will reach, you’re destined, but we all know, this is the truth and magic of life!

What

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source

FD.

>Almost 10 months ago, I joined Steemit with only one goal: To keep people from learning the truth.

> I’m a professional writer, who was hired by them to spread untruths, to support their standing and success in our world.

> The Steem blockchain is getting less and less interesting for them, and they’ve been paying me less and less the past few weeks.

I've been working for months as a professional flagger to suppress, hide and censor THE TRUTH and I always suspected that your account is used for similar purposes and that you are being paid for your activities (who would write posts so full of untruths without being paid for it?). And actually, I've the same problem: they are paying much less in recent months for flagging THE TRUTH!

I can recommend a small island, totally off the radar. Please DM me.

Wololo!

(RandoHealer has healed this post because you have been randomly selected from the whitelist. Lucky!)

hey bloom.. i notice you didnt like my post! well you are a professional flagger so i get it..

i WONDER.. have you actually done any research yourself on this? because i have!! It might be worth commenting before you flag sometimes! find out some of the truth? Did you watch the video? no i guess not?

oh well.. flag away!

WELL...WELL...I guess I should count it a privilege then--as a consummate "truther"--that you downvote every post I make.

Glad I grind your gears so consistently.

I like you ! :)
You have the mind!

Great April fool's joke. :D

Since I know you, I have been quite confused.
Suesa a man... did I miss something big?
Well, I won't judge you for your personal gender preferences.

But the part with
> And who of you believed the whole story about me being a biology student working on her bachelor’s degree anyways?

Naaaahhh I won't believe you!

Anyways, thank you for telling the truth.

Happy Easter

<3

I was just gonna write a comment about What is Truth and Reality but saw the subtext...

always read the small print

@suesa ... justice will prevail!

Happy Easter

Nice April Fools Joke, I almost believed it myself.

Earth probably flat as hell too

ofc it is

Well I read all your story that's true you're good writer, and that's a big joke as should be on April 😉 , good work @suesa god bless

I was really curious about what this post is about and then...
>You see, I’m not even a woman. Everything you thought you knew about me was a lie.

Okay, another April fool's prank LOL! You almost had me!

Damn You, you cannot hope to tell about the Big Pharma agenda and think we will let you get away with it. You are messing with the wrong crowd sonny boy. Maybe those Illuminati pussies or tobacco trolls would let you get away with this,

but we are Big Pharma and we don't take shit from no-one.

D:

You guy your good in this thing....your really good

Hahaha, the best one in years. :,D

Very funny story 🤣😉
April fools 😊

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wow is it me or is that sorta douchey? I mean, I'm new here but lol... hmmm... 🤔 never mind, saw April Fools below ha!!! followed... :)

Soooo, were you lying then or are you lying now? Give me a break. I'm no fan of Big Pharma, but does anyone actually believe this? You got paid to spread lies. When the money stopped, you decided to tell the truth? Really? Are you researching a novel and trying to see how people react to such a story? Even if this is an April Fools joke, it's a pathetic one.

Always check the date when something seems weird, always read the small print.

I see you edited your comment.

Well, I had fun, a lot of people had fun, I think this was a successful April Fools joke :)

Really successful. I should know. 😂
I use glasses. Not that its an excuse. Jokes apart, the joke was well written.

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LOL

I wouldn't spoil the fun if I was you :)
I read the title and I got the joke. I did not read more than the title to get it. Hahaha

This is not an april 1 joke its just reverse psychology to mess minnows mind more,
I knew it,,,,
I resteem you post,,

This post has received a 55.4 % upvote from @boomerang.

wellcome to my steemit lover friends

It's April 1st right? Either way, many people shit post so they can earn STEEM. Don't assume that most even read your stuff.

Oh, I know many people read my posts. I have discussions about my posts in chatrooms, people suggesting topics and people commenting thoughtful stuff. There's an account I use for shitposting, but it is not this one.

Eitherway, yes, this is an april fools joke. You can recognize this by reading the small print at the end of the post, or by checking the tags.

I neither checked the tags nor read the fine print, but I recognized what was going on from the get go. Pranks are supposed to be funny. The humor was just lost on me. Sorry.

It's almost impossible to create something everyone thinks is funny. It was funny to me, funny to several of the people I know, and funny to a lot of people I don't know. That's enough for me.

Fair enough. At the end of the day that is all that matters. Cheers.

The media is a two-edged sword.
But today is April 1 - fools ...........
The article is a nice read anyway.

It's absolutely April 1st :P

good the-truth

A unique experience that requires thinking about facing life situations

Impacted by this post, I do not know what to believe, I respect your sincerity and I let you know this, how much more will you be writing for these accounts?

You should always be aware of what day it is, and always read the small print at the end.

Hehe the blessed small print, you managed to deceive me .... Happy Easter

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Wow this is some serious shii who are this guys and what are they about?

Please read the small print at the end of the post, and also the tags.

ok would do. thanks, try and remain safe, if they are after you or report the situation at a local police station around you

Very nice post and great article

This is literally a very good April fools day. You made us believe in it! Lol

But hey you joined steemit just 10 months back and has become one of the best. Just how @suesa???

Dedication, good content and too much time spent in chatrooms.

I too write fiction. You can see it in my blog named as MOCASSINS. N what chat rooms do you use??? Can you include me in it too. Please.

Would you like to be a friend

I'm going into hiding, I don't have time for friends. Big Pharma would just kill you too.

Okey i see. Im sorry about it. Keep moving forward.

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April Fool's Day.

Good day Steemians.

Fucking knew it. Every scientist say false many times. It was april fool also.

The tear of sympathy for you almost fell from my eyes. But, I realised. Yeah, it's april fools day. And, you caught me off guard. My tears got sucked by my eyes immediately. Like a phlegm you ignore to spit because there was nothing to spit out into yet. Anyways, Imma call this a nice one tho! 👍👍👏uu

I'm not sure why you had to make your comment sound so disgusting, but still thanks :P

Hahaha, really sorry about that. But you really caught me tho. Hahaha

@worksteemit like your article

Good joke :) Happy April 1st by the way. But it is possible that you lose the followers who don't read your post till the end, or the ones who just believe what you have written without checking the comments... Don't you find that post risky for you??

I think that the followers who have known me for a while will stay. The others ... well, we will see. Don't care that much about the follower count. I trust that most people are smart enough to realize this is a joke.

good joke

i guess this is the truth, i mean the whole truth and notthing but the truth...........................happy april fools day

LOL

Im feeling the pain. You got me at the last part. I almost preparing my advice to you for me to help. Hahahaha caught myself smiling after reading the small prints.

Be damned!!!
Aaargh! Never cursed so much while reading a post as I did yours.
I should have known better being an April's baby😒😒

:P

...

Always read the small print

You know what, I didn't have to get to the end to know this is an April fool's day prank. Not because I knew the date, any other day you made the post too, I would have found it hard to believe. Love your writing and your stories!

Haha, thanks :) And it seems that several people missed the small print and take this for the truth. As expected.

Very serious April fools joke! Huh!!!

I'm always super serious ;)

OP is a hugeeee faggot.

Takes one to recognize one :)

that was very nice and cruel joke but it was also risky because you might get downvoted by a whale who didn't read the small print
this made my day but please change your photo back soon because your confusing me lol

I will, tomorrow. And I am a bit scared of the scenario you mentioned, it's actually the only reason there is a small print.

good thing there is a small print because the post was scary good so everyone would have Believed it lol

I'm impressed myself, because some DID believe it.

nobody has all the truth in their hands

It is difficult to believe for me that @suesa is male. anyway i can now hardly believe to see the past record of suesa, a very disciplined and well mannered personality could not tell a lie. So i appreciate you for talking and sharing truth with us. also appreciate the supportive role of @reggaemuffin.

Always be aware of what day it is. Always read the small print at the end :)

Hahhaahah I read the small print already. but your personality missmatched with it. because i always found you honest. anyway Congratulations to made everyone fool successfully.
@suesa won the contest of April Fool 2018. WInner

Happy Easter & April Fools' Day!

You too!

excellent post thanks for sharing

When i was at my university same joke we did with one of our class fellow that his GF left him for another guy. ( We asked his GF to remain silent if he yells at you :D)
This foolery of 1st April ruined all the crisp of the day when that boy hit himself with the wall, fortunately we managed to save him but we felt extreme sorry upon the little mischief.

There is no doubt that you are considered one among the wonderful writers of the platform that is why you left a micro line at the bottom where you cleared everything :P :D
>I hope you all realize, that today is the 1st of April and that this was an April fool’s joke.

Yes, You are a Boy lolx @suesa :D

I knew many people wouldn't realize that this is a joke, so I decided to make a disclaimer. Just to be safe. Was a good decision apparently.

Wow! This post is now on trending page! Edward Snowden was the person came to my mind while reading this. I'm yet to learn how to make texts extra small as you did.

Your Text

The more "sub" you add on both sides, the smaller it gets.

Thank you @suesa

Truth is predominant in lies and in a bunch of lies one finds at least an iota of truth but what makes the difference in making findings(research). Dont just follow the truth but the fact.

When I read the post, I felt that I should be sad but when I got to the end and you were fooling us from the start that today is April Fool's Day so we decided to employ someone who kills you in order to joke with you too, But it was fun and apologized for the killing part lol

You can't kill me, I'm actually a very sophisticated AI

wow are you cousin of the Terminator :P

We're not talking anymore

I can not believe this until this day ends haha

Truth is predominant in lies and in a bunch of lies one finds at least an iota of truth but what makes the difference is making findings(research). Dont just follow the truth but the fact.

April Fools to you to, Suesa!

I knew you was the Sir! :D

Is this an April Fools Joke

Yes.Check the small print. And the tags.

April joke! Good one ;)

Thanks!

I was never fooled because I always knew you are a bright and a very beautiful woman. Happy easter and happy 1st of april @suesa 😉

Same to you, and thanks! :)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

I see alot of people thinking it's real that just shows they haven't red this post 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡👍

Fun times

🤡🤡🤡🤡👍

it is ok to lie if you are paid well hahaha . money can cure moral issues
I may be sarcastic but big amount of money can cure almost everything

Except for bad eyesight. Read the small small print at the end of the post - and the tags :P

Hmm going to send my Cousin Vinny to give you a pair of cement shoes, and stuff your face with every known toxic substance ever known. Hope you are Hungry! Or as the nice old lady says it's not nice to fool Mother Nature -

Watch out for the Lighting bolt!

D:

April fools even on Steemit...ha,ha. Nice one dear @suesa I almost believed till I read the small print and the tag #april-joke

interest

Great joke @suesa

:)

happy april fools! >.<

To you too :P

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It's difficult to tell which version of the story is true now...the little words might be the untrue... don't you think? XD

I think I clearly stated in the small print at the bottom that this post is a joke

Hah, this is by far the best lie today :) I was about to make my confession too, but happily i have read the small print. So i will keep lying on and posting images that i did not take :)

Too many people don't read the small print

yes because most people seek the truth with minimal effort and they will never get away with it

I AM getting away with it. Muahahahahaha.

So in other words, if am not wrong, you are confessing coz they are paying you low?
I wonder what would have been the situation if they doubled your money.

Aaaand you didn't read the small print.

i ate that shit up lol

:P

The small print is too small to read...

Which was kind of the intention. And the reason one of the tags is "april-joke".

Well, two times I am fooled, one by you and other by @acidyo :@

you need to step up your game then :P

xD

haha

You didn't read last lines of the post ......april fool! haha!

i dont even see the point of his confession, its isnt credible and it could all be a farce. So they dont pay you and you now want to tell the truth if they didnt you wouldnt. Hahahahahahahaha, what a joke?

Nice

nailed it.

I had to look at the code in order to find out how you made your text
smaller
and smaller
and smaller

☺

:P

How does one do that?
I have never been able to figure that out

Use nested < sub > < /sub> tags

Thanks a lot man!
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks

Yes, that was what made the post interesting. Though I came late, only discovered it the 2nd day of April. I was reading and nodding my head like this is over for @suesa's steemit career and Bigpharma have a public image to clean up.

I actually finished reading and was about closing it when I saw the last line like writing. I thought it was a signature as people are used to here. Something piqued my curiosity to read it and I found out it was an April fools joke. And to think I even wrote one myself in the morning of that 1st April but totally missed this one.

https://steemit.com/truth/@oladokun/i-mistakingly-killed-my-father-sobbing-regretably

Yours is unique @suesa, creative and I like it. Do check mine if you have the time.

You Great post #bescouted

bescouted, i'm ready to read another confession!

FollowBack every day 100%

April fool !!!ha ha ha

This is so it seems on truth. I after all believe people

Right

Hi, I just followed you :-)
Follow back and we can help each other succeed

its right

hahahahahahaha

I missed that !! it was a nice lie and now it's in top 10 trending

Yes, that was what made the post interesting. Though I came late, only discovered it the 2nd day of April. I was reading and nodding my head like this is over for @suesa's steemit career and Bigpharma have a public image to clean up.

I actually finished reading and was about closing it when I saw the last line like writing. I thought it was a signature as people are used to here. Something piqued my curiosity to read it and I found out it was an April fools joke. And to think I even wrote one myself in the morning of that 1st April but totally missed this one.

https://steemit.com/truth/@oladokun/i-mistakingly-killed-my-father-sobbing-regretably

Yours is unique @suesa, creative and I like it. Do check mine if you have the time.

haha

Truly, when I read your post I understand that your story genuine however finally I know I was tricked by you, I trust they never get you @suesa. I thoroughly comprehend why you did this homez. I don't censure you. Truth be told I praise you for your intensity. Remain couragous my sir. You are somewhere down in the zone. My supplications are with you stunnerman. You help me to remember the witness Paul who was a Pharisee of Pharisess and wound up checking all that he learnt under the law as junk contrasted with the beauty of God. Put stock in the Spirit shocker!!! You are somewhere down in the stream!!!

really interest me

I was thinking this was a the most self-indulgent post I've ever read.. then I realized it was April 1st.. ugh.. good job!

Thank you! :P

But Sir is it really truth or April fool joke?

The joke's on whoever didn't read the subscript. 😂

That was one heck of a joke. 👍

Thanks grins

Yes I read the fine print, it doesn't remove the probability that 4 - 1 was your one day of the year to tell it like it really is. ... and the fine print is the 'fool's bate to be taken.

You can never know.

Although I plan on going to steemfest this year if I can make it. And I will be at every steemSTEM meetup in the future, just as I attended the one this February. And I'm constantly meeting up with other Steemians.

Idk.

It's still hard to know.

That is one of the best April Fools Jokes I have seen online. Thank you for the mix of emotions.

My pleasure! :D

I am still laughing about how it fooled me at first. I even skipped over the fine print. If I wouldn't have saw the other comments I would have believed it. Great job!

Dude holy shit it was only when I read the comments that I realised I completely fell for it

At least you did realize!

True.

Hahahahaha. You really got some people there. Should I say that this is the best April-fool joke I heard today? Maybe it it :D

Good to hear! :D And yes, some take this way too serious. Luckily, most got the joke.

Why you lie at the first place ? To earn ? And now your conscious eating you up ? Steem made me a so called blogger. It doesnt pay me much cause my followers dont notice me much but it makes me happy when I wrote story . Oh well . People are different . And im not here to judge. It is your way .

I think you didn't read the small print at the end of the post. Or all of the tags. :)

Haha I guess so . Ma bad 😁😁😁😁

You're not the only one ^^

Touche'. :)

Always try to say truth cause when you are saying truth that feeling brings peacefulness to your mind! :)

The truth is: It's April Fool's Day

I assumed that you are a person with big problems, but note in your writing, that you had many contradictions ... and nothing coincided ... greetings ...

But you noticed the "april-joke" tag, yes?

very nice....... post

What a way to speak the truth. Still all lies.

I fell for it. I hate this day because I was easily fooled haha. By the way this a nice read never thought it was fake because of how you write it.

Thank you!

Hai, helo @suesa! Ini postingnya bagus.. follow.. 😀

Nice !! Very sincere ! Greetings from Venezuela !

It's April Fool's Day

Hahahaha you auth to gat me down with this piece. Mostly got lost and confused at the middle of the text.

Happy Easter from here

people jump to the conclusion so easy ... so easy to judge ...

April Fools Day 😊

Nobody has all the truth in their hands

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Truth is overrated LOL 😂 We've been spoon fed lies our entire lives, our GIT isn't ready for the truth 😝

lol, powering down with STEEM under $2, happy April fool's day.

I really considered starting a power down, just for the effect. I really considered it. :P

you should delete the april fools tag ;)

You totally got me :) And I didn’t even know who you were before this post. Not that I do now! Although I did wonder why you’d reveal all this stuff publically instead of going away silently... I was gonna check your account to see if you’re really powering down (would be a stupid move now that the Steem price is down). And also, no reason ahy an undergraduate student couldn’t write well! That was also suspiscious.. anyway, well done!

I was actually considering to start a power down, just for the effect. But that might have been too much :P

I'm a biology student writing about either science or science fiction, if you're interested in the science community on here I can give you an invite link to the steemSTEM discord channel.

I almost missed the small prints at bottom. You've got the award!!

A good way to remind people not to believe anything without checking the facts first !

And to always read the small print!

Haha, I'm too clever! Although I'm new to Steemit, while reading your bIog something smelt really fishy, especially considering it's April's fool day! What's that saying, 'mama never raised no fool!' lol!

:D

very funny @suesa, here in venezuela the day of the innocent on December 28, so I believed you until the end (laughs) your contributions are always good and I was impressed, the more I read more impression caused me.
gracais to God was just a bad joke, I hope you have a good day and now I'm curious to meet you, so send us photos to know if we talk to her or him, if you're a biology or literature professor, I'm confused.
your next blog should be about the true truth (laughs). Greetings.

I'm a biology student, and if you dig a bit, you will actually find pictures of me ^^

Sure, I will find you and I will meet you, you will see, a warm and cordial greeting

Hahahah this is indeed a good April fool joke...I almost believed it however it dont really make sense isnt it however a good 1st April joke...upped and happy Easter

Wow , well rarely people deny the call of the money for ideals. So try to earn money in an area where are also your ideals are in integrity with your earnings.

People also rarely read the small print at the bottom of this posts, and the tags

i might even be leveling you ;)), okay im not

The best lie of the day

'?????????

Always check the date

!!!!!!!

a statue depicting stability or balance with the shape of the scales in hand.
may goodness always accompany the balance in your life

woww godd job

great job friends .your jobs are very interesting

Damn!!! I was about saying my mentor @suesa whose call I've been patiently waiting for turned out being fake...Not until my eyes helped me to the small prints....Nice one! U got me definitely.....

I think that in this post you say den lies too :) in fact I mean you laugh :) because I see that you are a professional and a good writer so you do not need to lie to prove your talents.

You sir, have quite the imagination.

Still a woman tho. Still a woman. ^^

With my faith in suesa shattered, I have no choice but to join the flat earth conspiracy theorists. Goodbye SteemSTEM!

Happy Easter fools day, I don't see you in my feed often enough. :D

I've been slacking off for a while. working on my bachelor thesis takes up a surprisingly high amount of time. Who would have thought!

Das war einer der Besten heute! 😂
Und da er ein bisschen zu drüber war, wusste man es auch ziemlich schnell, auch ohne Kleingedrucktes!
Aber Hut ab, gute Geschichte!! Und nicht wirklich abwägig...
Herzlichen Gruß, Mo*

Viele haben den Scherz leider nicht verstanden

Na die waren dann aber hoffentlich nicht sauer... 😳😃

Einer hat sich in den Kommentaren seines eigenen Posts darüber aufgeregt, dass sowas wie ich absolut nicht toleriert werden sollte. Als ich ihm dann gesagt hab, dass es ein Aprilscherz war, hat er sein Kommentar zu "..." editiert.

Echt?? Sorry, da muss ich fast lachen...
Ist aber ganz interessant, wie die Reaktionen auf so einen Artikel sein können! Hat bestimmt Spaß gemacht den zu schreiben! 😊

Absolut!

😃 Schönen Abend noch!

Thanks for sharing valuable post.
I continue follow your post.
I appreciate your

This is not a contest and I do not appreciate you spamming.

You Got everybody attention April fool no1 thats good

hi upvoted please can you do the same thanks

No. I can only flag you.

thank you

lovely

Too easy. Next year write: I lied to you, I am a transgender😂

Next year, I will just post something normal and everyone will try to find the joke!

I will find a joke in anything, if for this I will be given a prize

@suesa for the epilog do support this project https://steemit.com/introduseyourself/@uberwhales/we-can-be-more-than-just-steemian-s
to clean one's karma ;)

Nah. And Please don't advertise on my posts. Usually I'd flag this but because steemit has some issues, I'm using busy.org and that seems to always flag with 100% instead of my usual 5%. Don't want to hurt your rep that much. So in the future, please keep your promotions to yourself.

i didnt know we can choose less percentage of flagging.. interesting..
good post, even though I am not liking the concept behind Aprils Fool..
"Yaaaii, we have a day where it is OKAY to lie and decieve and confuse people!" What the fooock..!

Voting and flagging percentage can be adjusted if you have at least 500 SP.

What a clever April fools indeed, very nice!

I knew it! It's always big pharma!!!!1111111

I knew I couldn't trick you!

☺👌👍💛💚💜💞

A reminder that people actually tell the truth on April fool day

I didn't. I said so in the small print.

Being Venezuelan, I really enjoyed the originality of the posts of many users on this day but honestly yours is brutal who does not know what April Fools is easily falls for the joke

Well, even then they just need to check the comments to see I am not serious.

harley1989 posted this before, you can check it :
THE TRUTH

I respect what you have written , but there are ways to generate money. Our minds just think about a straight-path earnings. However a lot of companies now a days working on different kind of privacy to work along to engage their members (for long term business). Wish you all the best :)

i just read small print , after that whole article :D.
good job :D

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Lol nice I wish my April fool got over $800!! It got like 4 votes!

You seem to have the wrong friends then! Big Pharma pays well!

lol not sure i want to be friends with Big Pharma! more to life than money!

Good this be no delay, many things happened while i was away, my friend how are you today? this is by far the best lie today. I was about to make my confession too, but happily i have read the small print. So i will keep lying on and post images that i did not take.

This is just a bad rewording of the highest paid comment on this post:

>Hah, this is by far the best lie today :) I was about to make my confession too, but happily i have read the small print. So i will keep lying on and posting images that i did not take :)

Did you even try?

аааа, joke 😂

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lol I just joined Steemit and was almost ready to leave.
Happy fools day :)

No, stay! There are many crazy people on here, but I'm not .. at least not in that way!

Hahaha, aw man!! I was like daaaaaaaamn this is juicy - JUST what we need. Almost skipped right past the small print out of excitement LOL.

Sorry to disappoint :(

The thrill was worth it all ;)

:)) Often people don't read the small print even you put it right under their noses.
The tags gave it away anyhow, if one would only read...too much work :D

Reading is SUPER HARD

Oh my. I can't believe this.

This is too cruel.

I just have to ask you one thing:
Did you originally have the "april-joke" in tags or did you have to add it later?

Ps. I would have missed the post but I was confused about your new profile picture.

I added it when reggaemuffin announced that he was buying votes, because I knew too many people would not read the small print

Awesome creativity!!

Hahahaha this is pretty hardcore! I just woke up and go straight to the chat if you responded. So this is it huh! Happy April Fools Day! We always love u and we all know you are as real as we can expect! Continue that dream and never give up! We believe in you! still wait for my daughter to be a blogger here, shes gonna be your number 1 fan! Much love! <3

I am already HER number 1 fan! <3

and Im reading it so seriously until I reached the comment section :D

:P

Kindly follow me

Hello @suesa Yes i read the fine print. Clever indeed. Happy April's Fools Day. But HE has risen. Celebrate. Happy Easter to you.

Nice post

I forgot today was April 1st, Was ready to say some stupid shit lol, bravo!

This one got my head spinning high

Thanks for the good reminder. ARTFP! Upvoted.

I knew it.
Now I don't know.

hahaha

waoo hahaha for a moment I thought it naive, thanks for the small print

Needed to make sure people notice the joke :P

You take small sprint to a whole new level!

Only a reminder that you should always read it :P

HAHA!!! Happy Easter to you too...

Honest LOL!
We have to be grateful to the little things in life and your article is one such thing :)

Hard truth.

Nope, just a very convincing April Fools joke

This is the best joke ever!!! seriously, you are the best!!! Big like for you!!!

Thank you :)

Now this is "THE REAL TRUTH" when I got to the point where you said and I quote "you see, I'm not even a woman. Everything you thought you knew about me was a lie" then I got the real truth there and there I got the Truth. 😀😂 #lie #RealTruth@suesa I love your write up the post itself is a tasking one, it shows that you are not a low level thinker.... See you at the top we win together.

What if the Joke was actually the truth?

Well, it wasn't

Me llamo la atención el titulo de la historia. Lograste lo que querías. Y al final yo leo hasta las letras pequeñas. Eres toda un a artista

Good job. Have a good day!

Wow only 10 months on here and your doing so well, Ive been here nearly 2 years and still doing crap... Happy Easter :)

It's all about dedication, making friends with the right people, talent and a little bit of luck. I had all of this, which is statistically more than improbable.

Believe Me I'm dedicated , its the Talent I'm lacking lol

Hello here in Venezuela this kind of jokes is made on December 28 the day of the innocent saints, the falls they say you fell for innocent, greetings, the important thing is that you have clear that the lies have short legs and the best thing is to be honest with self, enjoy life and continue your success

https://steemitimages.com/DQmZioeFWUTGD8dWLhjjPCVDcognUPhx48UtzcpNELhyPYk/download.jpg

What is wrong with you @suesa? Seriously. You like got me sympathizing at first, then discouraged, as this it obviously had brought out the darker sides of steemit, but finally....well. This is the best fools day jibe i have read yet!

>But i am wondering, is not this not really true for another person, another another day? lol. I mean it is steemit, right? You can as anonymous as you like.

But then of course you know this? I have this feeling you chose to jest on the truth!

I take my hat off for you.

Happy Easter.

Glad you enjoyed it :P

I did.

Meanwhile you are welcome for Easter Monday dinner in Uganda.🚀🚀

Hah, thanks! But I'm going to have Easter dinner with my mom :)

Give her my hugs.

Something about mums you should know - enjoy them always.

However far we wander, whoever we wander with, however we wonder, only they ever remain the reason we return home. They hold family together.

Until only early this year, i and my elder brother weren't seeing eye to eye, despite living in the same town...You know that thing about siblings lol.

But then mum had a matter we both needed to address. And the squabble didn't count any more. we all were drawn to the same passion, the same love of her. All is well between us now.

Go celebrate. And don't forget to take some photos for us!!

jajaja friend, I could read the small lettering at the end of his publication, Incredible jajaja. Congratulations.

I see what this is. It April 1st. You nearly almost got me sucked in.

Darn

The only one that caught me...but on the 2nd day.

Time zones are a bitch

What do you mean with "keep"?

What do you mean with what do I mean with "keep"?

They hide the cures from us in the fine print.

Always!

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Funny cause it's a joke

Great post I started reading , thinking to myself wow what a piece of garbage , and it read very well with a solid narrative being pushed with what seemed to be a legitimate confession and a very creative way of backing it up.
This is why I love #steemit , you got my follow/upvote/re steem .

There's a reason people read my content on days that are not the 1st of April :P

Such a crazy story. Sounds like Snowden, Julian Assange and North Korean hackers.... It will be a great story also (thinking about creating a story about it).

If you write a story about it, don't forget to credit me with the original idea :P I'd also like to read it.

Lol, I will do it. I will tell you as soon as I figure out all the plot.

I want almost 1000$ just for write an article about a lie :)

You just need the right friends, I suppose

lolz you almost got me there

:P

Hi buddy

Why would you share your story with people? Why would you like your followers to know that you lied to them and about your true reasons to be on steemit. Does it make you feel any better?

I never could understand people who like to "come clean". It never seem to benefit anyone and making more damage than one can imagine.

Anyway respect

Not sure if you're joking or if you missed the fact that this was an April Fools joke

hi suesa

I absolutely feel like a fool now hahaha

Very good post and nice photo

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nicely done! you genuinely had me going there! haha!

Thanks! :D

LOL :D

I didn't know April fools exist in steemit too hahahahah. I'll draw you better than apsu draw hahahahah. I'll draw bread too so he won't feel neglected. lmao

Looking forward to it!

I'm not very good in drawing but I'll try my best :)

Oww

April Fools anyone?

According to the small print, the tags and the now changed title, yes.

amazing story. I will take his lesson from your post. @suesa.
In reading there is a change of nature and in seeing there is a change of nature.
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Best post is my life
I always love true person

Looks like pharma cos paid a little too much to promote this post 😜
Happy fooling around!

They really wanted to see this on trending, apparently

I'm new here.. Please everyone follow me & upvote me. I will do same.

Sorry guys I don't see it as funny joke?
Maybe I don't have common sense?
lol

It's almost impossible to make a joke everyone thinks is funny. But I think I got a huge amount of people laughing, so I'm happy with that.

You can't HANDLE THE TRUTH! lol

NIce joke. :D

真理就是真理，改变不了什么

your bad mother fucker with that fool joke :)

Why not right your wrong , rather than powering down?

It was an April Fools joke. If you check my wallet, you will see that I never started powering down :)

1 Apr is the beginning of the NEWYEAR not 1 JAN thats the real joke

something for me ,,
You are great @suesa

I wanted to say that you are kidding me.I almost fell for your joke.Thank God I read the tiny information.Happy easter

haha fooled me..... the biggest shock was to hear that you are a guy, though you may not remember we chatted long time ago on steem.chat and i tried to flirt you and also asked how do you become a moderator.

I have reported your post to authorities and Flagged it as well.

kidding. Nice fooling post. i like it

woman or man ... truth or false...
That's not important. Now, this moment is important.

Worth reading. @suesa #bowed #clapped

you got to me 🤣

good

The liar remains a liar. There is no color for him

You've given me a reason to smile this morning☺. Thank you very much

WE ARE THE RESISTANCE!

You are bullied by @GrumpyCat on your post.

• @GrumpyCat is flagging innocent people and calling them "collateral damage"!
• @GrumpyCat is trying to impose his rules by using your SP on ones weaker than him!
• @GrumpyCat has rejected all the diplomatic proposals we have brought so far!

@The-Resistance is here to stop this and protect the weaker ones from the tyranny of @GrumpyCat

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This is all a decoy for the real enemy behind the flags!

Great post bro! :)

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You have received a @GrumpyCat flag because you or someone else sent money to buy votes from an irresponsible non-GrumpyCompliant service.

@sneaky-ninja is acting irresponsibly by selling votes on posts very close to final payout. (Higher abuse rate)

Sending money to these bots is also financially supporting for-profit spammers.

To know what voting bot to use, refer to https://steembottracker.com/ and use those that have 3.5 day or less in the "Max Age" column.
Important, The above bots have made no effort to comply for months so the votes they sell might still be targeted even if they change their Max Age to 3.5 day.

Learn more ...

Many times, there is always some truth in every lies. This is not an exemption

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Any money you can get from the pharmacy - take it and run ...
Because you never can teach people, either they read it and forget again after reading or they even ignore you - only a few people read and understand but they know and understand anyway
What I learned from all the Social Networks: People want to be entertained or you must proof that they are right - no matter what they say. you can become a leader and they follow you but only with the methods of leaders Gustave Le Bon wrote so perfectly more than 100 years ago ..
If you want to teach them you are lost- so take the money and run ;-)
Ohn and here its already April 2nd, so no fools game - sad but true .. :-(

welcome back

Sometimes the truth is spoken in the guise of a joke just to get it out their. In the end only a person himself will know if he is projecting his true self or not and I do believe it doesnt really matter what you are and who you are. Its what you present and how you present that matters.

Pretty sure the steemians who met me know that I'm at least female. This was an April Fools joke and everyone who believes it to be true is at fault.

This one was good haha It took me a while haha But on the other side, there are hired professionals who do these things everywhere on the Internet

it was very convincing lie of lies to surprise the rest of the steemers with that material and placed a confession that was for poor 1st April humor... believe me even I scanned and schemed my reading and noticed a little details I still think it is unfair if your contents before this able to safe people life because they trusted you and rely on it to survive. Accept my apology for being not so kind with my comment on this post...Have a wonderful day.

love it! I really like this kind of humor :) Greetings from Germany!

Only Germans can truly appreciate German humor :P

hahaha best lie

Happy april fools day everyone! Nice joke @suesa.

haha!

thank you for the information..my blog is very interesting to me and support from friends that make me interested to play in steem .... if you want to help me so that I succeed in steemit

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Life in itself is an overrated joke taken so seriously by idiots. The same thing can be said to Steemit trending page. Joke is everywhere.

its a very helpfull post

And the moral of the story is: READ THE FINE PRINT

Hey @suesa, although I like your joke and how you fooled all of your followers, I wanted to up vote it myself, but 900 SBD for a 1 April fools joke (with a spoiler in the title now) seems a little bit too high and doesn't seem fit if you would know that you could feed 450 children in the Philippines who starve to death on 1st april fools day with this pay out. I removed 4 cents. Sorry for that.

I mean, it's not like I paid any of these bots or asked for them. Reggaemuffin thought it'd be funny to have an april joke on trending, so he invested a good bit of money.
Not sure why you're hating on me specifically, as most trending posts are there because of bots, and that all the time. I've never paid a cent to a voting bot.

Hope that flag made you feel better, I don't really care, as I didn't expect a higher payout than I usually have on this post.

The reason for the flag I explain in the comment. I honestly didn't think you would see this as an attack and can only see the negative downside of the point I am making. Here is my 2 cent upvote since I do not 'hate' you. Bitch. <3

Oh, I didn't see it as an attack, just felt like you have a personal vendetta against me since the pixabay.com thing. But you do you.

I don't, no worries :-). The only personal vendetta I have is with myself from time to time, sorry if you thought that was about you.

I have honestly stopped caring that much if people on here have a problem with me or not. 364 days a year I try to produce quality content, don't self vote at all, never use vote bots and give all the time I have to steemSTEM and being a Moderator in steemit.chat, without really asking for anything back. And people still hate on me.
I can totally shrug off when people are unhappy with that one day of the year when I don't behave at my best. I said I don't really care and I don't, but not answering to your comments would mean actively ignoring you, and that's childish.

Nobody has anything personal against you @suesa just that the post is fucking dumb and deserves literally no payout. I get that it's April Fools and you tried to be funny but you failed, even Crypto Kitties are funnier than this shitpost.

Saying that $800+ is overvalued is obvious, the post doesn't deserve one fucking dollar since it brings no value. I think you might be a cool person but let the shitposting for others and stick to your quality content. Btw, April Fools is a stupid thing.

A minnow doesn't make that much in half a year, and as @rubencress said, you could help a lot of people with that money, and I firmly believe you should do it after you receive the payout.

So yeah, that's the argumentation for my small flag and this comment, the post is shit regardless of who paid for the votes or not, better donate that money since you don't deserve rewards for this post. Good luck. ;)

That's your opinion and you're entitled to it. I had fun with the post, several others did too. That's what I care about.

I get what you mean but it's still not deserving of that payout, I truly hope you're doing something useful with that money. We have plenty of projects/communities that are more deserving of the rewards than you for writing a 15-minute post if you get what I mean. :)

Do you ask that of everyone who shit posts and gets a lot of money? :)
A huge chunk of my SP is delegated to others, and this week I will delegate 1k more to steemstem (which makes my total Delegation 25% of my available sp). All payouts that I convert to fiat are put aside to fund my education.
I spend a lot of time helping people (mostly on steemit.chat) and managing steemstem, basically unpaid. And I don't "deserve" this one huge payout someone else paid for with their sbd?

Still, your opinion. Mine differs. This post might not have taken a lot of work, but I invest a lot of time trying to make the community grow.

No, I don't, but you're one of the good ones, and you know it, so it's just the right thing to do. I get what you mean @suesa, I am doing similar things with the money I cash out too, but I still don't think it's right to keep the rewards when others are working a shitload more and get nothing, I hope you'll help some people with that money.

I spend all of my spare time on Steem helping people, building the Romania community and doing curation on two different guilds. After my studies and the time I invest in Steem every single day, I only remain with 5-6 hours left for sleep, but I don't complain, you know why? Because I love what I'm doing and I bet that you wouldn't complain either if you would've loved it.

I know plenty of people that are working as much as you and still don't make that much in half a year on Steem even if they are positively impacting the community.

I hope you'll consider it and decide to help some people with the rewards. ;)

(She also spent 1500 personal steem (or more? I forgot) for up front payments for a project of ours specifically designed to help users be promoted and rewarded more, and is the head of a mentor-ship program to help train and promote honest & hard-working creators... I think in the grand scheme, there's no problem here)

> even Crypto Kitties are funnier than this shitpost.

This boring meme alone is miles ahead of this trending shitpost. LOL!

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"that you could feed 450 children in the Philippines"

Got any other completely irrelevant facts you want to concern troll @suesa with?

It's ok, let him have his opinion. I really don't care what he thinks ^^

And it should always be like that. An opinion is always just an opinion, no one can/should judge an opinion other than their own. I would never spend time on someone I do not find worthy of my time, even if it seems to be negative. Either way, you do not have to assume that I do not see you're contributing a lot of time and dedication towards the community as well. I didn't think that I should point that out as it would basically mean that I would underestimate you.

I could understand your frustration about the huge, bought payout if I was someone who'd be constantly paying bots and raping the reward pool.
I still somewhat understand your frustration, even though I'm not such a person. Still, doesn't mean I agree with you. The payout is there, I expect some more flags to come in before it's time for payout, but that's Steemit. The part that's automatically powered up will stay powered up, the other part will either serve my education, as a reward of one of my contests, or to help someone I know on here out. I've actually sent out Steem to help others more than once - I just don't say anything about it, usually.

So no, I won't go ahead and give away all of what I'll earn with this post. I will just carry on trying to be a good member of the community. And that's actually more than most with such a high payout do (and I don't think I will ever have it again).

Nah, I am not frustrated at all. I know you don't buy upvotes from bid bots. And it is great to have someone who truly values you for what you do (but imo, not this post). I'd rather saw your mentorship post skyrocket like this instead for example.

I certainly did not state nor ask of you that you should/must give away your rewards, you are already doing so (delegation), and if I would, who am I to judge? That would go against my own norms and beliefs. I just made the statement that a pay-out like this 'could' feed 450 starving kids, and we ironically fool around with the reward pool. All I get from your replies is that you think I do not like you or tend to try to, basically only because I ragequit chat because I could not explain -myself, which had nothing to do with you or your opinion. That vendetta wasn't a joke.

Alright then, let's put an end to this discussion ^^

If you check my posts you might notice btw that I started crediting pixabay pictures to their creators a while ago, even though I didn't agree with your standpoint. But I'm putting in the extra work anyway.

And yea, I'd love to see my mentor post moon like this! But I'd actually prefer if it'd be the steemSTEM posts that land on trending (from the @steemstem account). Can't have everything I guess, can't have everything.

You have got to be kidding me, @rubencress. I'm frustrated at the bot problem too, but not only are there over 9000 (literally) other posts that have made the front page undeservingly, @suesa didn't buy her own votes and doesn't deserve this disrespect from you. Go back and read what you wrote and please, suggest to me how it doesn't sound like just a terrible thing to say to someone.

If you're going to go around guilting people with starvation statistics, at least throw them at people who aren't, you know, pillars of our community.

You've got to be kidding me, Ruben.

EDIT: Removed some careless, knee-jerk defamation on my part. It wasn't right, and it's not like me to behave like that. For that, I am ashamed.

Love this post, very useful!

nice

thanks for his motivation with this i will fight even more in steemit although steem is decreasing because i am sure steem will be again in shoot,your story is interesting too yes :D

Anything you say I won’t take it seriously and it doesn’t matter we talk today or any other day of the year.

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You got me big time. I should have known this is just a conspiracy theory. Well, we love your articles even though some of us don't comment.😘

Hah ... very interesting with what's written, but ... i challenge you, if you just write lies in steemit, but "i will carve lies in steemit". I salute your writing, hope you are happy.

This is funny, but also very relevant. Nowadays we can't trust what we see on the outside, for example more and more crypto scams are developing everywhere. Overall great post made me laugh! :)

You got me, however not how you needed to. When I read the bit about you being here only for cash I knew it was bullshit..Big Pharma has guaranteed all chocolate geometry causes diabetes.

Ha Ha Ha.. Its soo much fun

this post is so much useful. Thank you bro

Great Post

? !

Wish I saw this yesterday. Good one :p.

Wow!!! You just got me wondering what's going on. I eventually get the tiny text underneath.........

Beautiful text .... You got me to the end, congratulations I really was in doubt. and even after reading the letters there are still some questions rsrsrs

Hy Mr are you kidding to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes

Who cares ?

Not you, apparently

come again april fool in my life

虽然我看不懂，不明觉厉，感觉好牛逼。

I call double bluff.....

You can do that but it won't change the fact that it was a joke

are we playing truth or false? so i am 65 Y'old and im pregnant yayyayayayaya!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPndPxR4Mh8&t=620s

Some people aren't very good at reading the fine print, or acknowledging fact that yesterday was April 1st 🙄

Curiously, was I supposed to be amused by this post? I found it vapid and unoriginal.

It's impossible to create something everyone thinks is funny. But there were plenty of people who had a good laugh, so that's enough for me. Sorry it didn't match your taste.

Then again, your first and only post doesn't look that creative either.

Considering my account was just verified today, uh, yeah, but if you're interested, I can certainly refer to you one of my many first-authored manuscripts.

If you need that, go ahead. As an "aspiring scientist", you might be interested in the steemSTEM community, although you might need to dial down the ego a bit. Still, if you're really as good as you believe to be, it's your best shot at getting somewhere on Steemit.

I'm not sure how offering creative material upon a critique suggesting lack of originality intimates need or ego, reading a bit too much into a single sentence, perhaps? I've already arrived in the real world, and I'm quite content to sit idly by smelling the roses in this fantasy land. I don't believe I'm good, I simply know I'm the best, because people keep telling me so.

Alrighty

Happy April Fools! Hehe, I like the joke you made about Big Pharma. You can never really trust them!

Would you be interested in checking out my blog post? I know it's a long read but it's about blockchain and universal basic income. Come check it out! https://steemit.com/cryptocurrency/@pauldelacruz/universal-basic-income-blockchain-global-prosperity

I don't really appreciate it when people advertise themselves on my post, especially if their post doesn't even fit the context.

Understood, apologies for that.

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Hy @suesa I do not know your problem .. but your post makes me touched and sad

Nice Post Brother f Me

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Nice one, you nailed it!

really a good lie... i'm surprised

hah true

I have use for my blog a image really similar to yours! it is funny!

nice piece, this got me thinking

I'm speechless. But hope this isn't another form of lie.

The post is a joke.

I also did this on April fools day...I told the people the truth but at the same time fooling them...because everybody these days just believes everything without thinking twice...especially when its on TV.![IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmdb7UkmbwEnqcrxghJiKwhEsKKqbXoaTHyCT51kDbjXvr/unnamed%5B1%5D.jpg]

good

I just said this to test my credibility. And you believed it.I like this line. really your article absolutely right .suesa

REALLY AWESOME WORK
i just read this very write up. i just went over to check out your previous work.You are truly amazing
The time and effort you put in to research and bringing each work to life is worth every seconds
THANKS!!!!!
THE DE

Very good information.

Nice informative post

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Haha, very clever, you tricked me believing in it by revealing that it was a April's fool joke :)

Well, it has been labeled as a joke from the beginning, I just added the title on the 2nd day to make it more obvious, as it seemed to stay on trending. If you want to believe this post is the truth, go ahead. But it's completely and 100% made up.

Wasn't this supposed to be a joke??

It is

huh huh haaa April fool story....

Hah! I think the main problem here is that this is a global site, and I'm pretty sure the whole "April Fool's Day" thing is just a Western thing? Well played regardless!

At least most people got it ^^

I liked your words ..
Thanks for sharing

when i start to read this post i do not think that it make me fool ..the small print.. lol

HI Suresa,
Lying is such a character defect, even for money. Remember you have to live with yourself. I know most people will say that I will lie for money, "that's smart thinking". But after so much lying, a person can start to believe those lies. And there is where the problem begins . No one can plant there feet on solid ground if he or she base their reality on a bed of lies. Most people believe what you've said about working for a bachelor degree. Why not? It's not uncommon. But liars deceive themselves and others whom they associate with.

Since you're a talented writer, why not write for a legitimate company. There are plenty of them out there. You've make the first step, by coming clean. That's awesome move on your part. I wish you well and wish you to learn honesty.[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmUhkbhxufjcBuDa9ZAxEs4o7RK2XxHAqfqTL786pqPHZ2/image.png]

God jobs bro

iqbalel......this is the correct way.....Good job lady!

This post was an April Fools joke.

Ok dis is so very well crafted i actually want to believe it. So much energy put into telling such a good lie only for u to in the end say it was a lie. Lol

Very Interesting post!

Not sure this is a lie, an April Fool's Joke or whatever but I think you indeed made a good living from your posts on Steemit as far as what I heard and could see. So sure you can not complain, your posts are kind of scientific which is cool and required an audience. Obviously you also have some support by big boys which helps you here. Not starting to discuss if your posts are worth the rewards as this is a topic others may decide or hit on -at least i prefer to see your stuff in trending versus 90% of other stuff. Keep it coming @suesa - Du machst das gut, wirklich und Deine Posts haben zumindest Inhalt.

Danke :) Und ja, dieser post ist wirklich nur ein Aprilscherz.

GUYS!!! MY SON WAS BORN YESTERDAY. LIKE LEGITLY. Sigh😫😫😫 He will grow up with no one believing him that it is his bday. Hmmmm.

Poor little guy. But congrats!

And this is worth over $800 and a spot on the trending page! Holy shit!!

How did this become so popular?

@reggaemuffin decided he wanted to see an April Fool joke on the Trending page, so he paid vote bots to make that happen.

Wow 🙃 i could think of millions of other ways to spend that money in better ways.

Maybe. But it's his money, he can do with it what he wants.

'April Fool' I think it has no value, no logic, it also a fool topic.

Well, that's like, your opinion man

This is an awesome April fools day joke. Wow, detailed and everything. One thing that is not a lie though... you are a professional writer, haha. :) :) :) Awesome job.

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lol

Hahah great post, you certainly almost fooled me ;)

It's sad that you had to write (April Fools Joke) because ppl are dumbs.

That's the internet for you

An excellent joke! I would be glad if you come to my blog

By upvoting, I hope to replace the support Big Pharma removed from you. Keep up the lies!!!

Thanks, I'll use it to fund my escape!

This is funny

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Congratulations with the massive Viewcound and 1500 upvotes! Wow! amazing..
And, even though I dont like the idea of April fools, I liked the way you wrote this!
Are you a woman or a man in reality?
@suesa
and.. Think about what april fools day is, and then you realise that the people using that day are the real fools in real life!

Is it okay to lie and decieve people? NO!
Is it okay some days of the year? NO!

Solution made up by evil, disgusting liars: WE MAKE APRIL FOOLS DAY! That day it WILL be okay to lie and decieve, we just have to tell it afterwards that we did it!!... <--- you see? WHAT THE BWAAADR!

I'm a woman, the people who attended the steemSTEM meetup this February can confirm this ^^

I knew my "loyal" followers would immediately realize that this is a joke. For everyone else, I put the disclaimer at the bottom. Then I added the april-joke tag. The "lie" was there for about the 3 minutes people were reading the post, I think that shouldn't do too much harm.

There are worse things.

When people decide to not read until the end

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Whose asshole is itching with my like to flag my comments?

Again! pricky & itchy ass... haha

@suesa I am big supporter of yours regarding comments but i don't know why some frustrated people don't like it. haha

@reggaemuffin Next time you should consider not buying 3 day worth of promotion for an April 1st joke.
;)

lmao.....

@suesa how about you consider writing an article on 'THE TRUTH ABOUT LIES'
meanwhile you gat me there with the April fool stuff real good... hahahhaa

Once you can time promotion, I might just do that.
;)

Might as well call this April 1st-week joke.

Cool

I wonder if anybody did an Easter Fools joke...

Seems legit. Looks like a story my dad would tell to justify why he had abandoned me :3

This is just sad.
To just close your eyes and believe you did not see these coming...

See what coming? A joke?

it should have been NICE and not SAD if only it was a JOKE.
You said it has been hard on your consciousness, that maybe is the JOKE.

Everything, aside from the small print, in that post is untrue.

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YOUR TEXT

or, to have it one size smaller

YOUR TEXT

Can be repeated several times for tinier text.

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First of all, excellent post, I hope to continue seeing these publications and these good contributions to learn a little more about you, I love it <3 so continue greetings

very funny

@suesa One cannot even make a proper April Fool's joke. Each lie becomes true in a day, or two. Just when you think that someone is playing a trick, it turns out it was not a joke, but a serious thing, often sad, a crying matter, one that would make a person scream.

well, this WAS a joke.

everything seemed like a real life story full of suspense until we got to the end and we read that it's just a joke a joke in bad taste

thanks for tell the truth...

This post is a joke.

nice but confused because which one is true ? the article is written now or before ?to make people fool is funny but not always , sorry to say , go ahead , give you everything from the side of me , thanks a lot

The post is a joke.

?

Lol fooled us!

BEEEE BEEEE BEEEEE

Guess you had to be there?

guess so

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Nice one @suesa! How this write-up was written is excellent.. A good way to start our April! Hope you a had a blessed Easter!

Well, the cryptocurrency markets are seeing a shakeout happening still. The interesting part is that Bitcoin's dominance has gone up. The good news is that the marketplace is around where it was in November of 2017. So, some people thought that they were late to the party...well, right now, it is like getting in "early" before the second boom. We don't see the market going too much lower before heading back up, though it may bounce within a certain range for a bit.

There are no guarantees in life, but we do think the market will head back up. This is such a revolutionary technology that has made such a big splash in the pond that it will keep going. Patience is a part of the game.

One key thing to remember though is that many of these cryptos are absolute junk. An analyst said one thing interesting...that there could be $100 billion or more of junk coins to be shaken out of the marketplace before things go back up. This also explain's BTC's dominance going back up.

Also, keep in mind that the regular stock market has been getting hammered as well.

So, we continue to build our portfolio's and trade the bounces. We put some information out there about how to profit during these times where the market is flat, and we will have more information on that this week, so, keep you eyes peeled!

Hm, you sound so serious. This post was a joke.

April fool joke,This is ridiculous😸 @suesa

i just wanted to share my word lol

hahaha ok if I dont saw all the other post I would not have understood, I was confused with what I had just read!! I was really cconfused!... in my country dont celebrate that, so thats why I was so shocking, but then I started to read I started to laft hahaha... nice April Fool post! I like very much!

April 1st, the only day of the year where people think twice after reading something on the Internet... ;)

Beautiful post photo big thumbs up a risteem from my side best of luck You have nice work with steemit @suesa.

Hiding from the truth is one of the defeat able battles ever in lifetime.
First there is a very Big discrepancy between you as yourself and being an employee of BIG PHARMA but however it has been a pay for your creativity against a marketing advantage from their side.
Secondly it shouldn't be a threat for you that they might get you off on this which is the reason you would say your scared because i do not think in any way you could stand to say you do not know WHO YOU ARE, and WHAT YOU BEST KNOW.
Just be yourself bearing in mind that there is time for everything.
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This post was a joke.

what?!

Diupvote yah.. :-,

I was being fooled several time without knowing their FAQ and Term. Now I am very much scare about to invest crypto buying and selling. I want some suggestion from matured investor.

Omg! you are funny~ Lucky i notice your small print~..lol..April fool!

Nice jokes, read my sex guide maybe you will get some inspiration for more jokes :P

@suesa we all need a good laugh with SBD falling like a waterfalls

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Focus your goals. and good luck.

"When you tell a lie many times," said a politician, "it eventually becomes truth." But the truth remains, forever. No one can change it.

The truth is that this post was a joke

Happy festival, lier.

I hope they never catch you @suesa. i totally understand why you did this homez. i do not condemn you. In fact I commend you for your boldness. Remain couragous my sir. You are deep in the zone. My prayers are with you stunnerman. You remind me of the apostle Paul who was a Pharisee of Pharisess and ended up counting everything he learnt under the law as rubbish compared to the grace of God that came through Christ. Trust the Spirit stunner!!! You are deep in the flow!!!

This post was an april fools joke. It is not real.

nailed it

you really got me Sir, I was going to search for Bigpharma on every platform and bash them for all of this. thanks for the short font :D

when you wrote that you are a biology student and facing such problem from others I thought same maybe my one but further reading the last paragraph made me laugh hard.To make someone smile is the best thing ever.
Good creativity Sir.

Best lie of today

Keep it up dear. I upvote, resteem and follow your posts

The man and the lie are friends being enemies and guards secrets that often vanish and never know. The greatest virtue to be happy is honesty, and you entered in that process, I congratulate you, friend, you are strong and brave of mind and heart.

After reading the small print I realized later that it was a joke, but I still like what I wrote before, that's what I think about lying. Although sometimes a lie can save us, that is why I say that man and lies are friends being enemies.

Wow! You got me feeling all emotional. Nice joke here, one of the best I have seen or heard of.

waouw,
where is the joke?!!
I'm kind of "lost in translation" withe this confesion.
My "april-joke's" are quite soft compare to this.

Someone says, once :

"- La comédie parfume la vérité "

Donc!
Voila!!! that all I've to say ...
@AchilFrexit

such an inspiring thoughts and its beautiful photography , thanks for sharing .

What a perfectly orchestrated april fools' joke! You would have been a handsome boy. Haha ✌

hahaha....." You see, I’m not even a woman" nice one @suesa

Haha, to many people don't read the small print or even are lazy to read words written together. I hope every one had a great easter.

Dear Suesa, I'm very disappointed about all your lies , hahaha !

but soooo glad you did'nt tell us that Easter on the first of April is a joke, because if thats the case ..... I visitid my dreadfull mother in law without any reason :(

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I make some one april fool

Haha .you are funny~

LOL.. seriously, what a perfect idea for an April fool's post! L O V E !! ♡ @amatchgirl

I just feel you actually want more money and i also feel this is another lie of yours.

Well, this post is, in fact, an April Fools joke, so totally not real.

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Great story...haha
I see now why this post has got so many upvotes :)

I agree with you. And I know that you are a good man who thinks for everyone on earth.
Because there is no country of good people, he is everyone.I hope you will be with us in such a way.thanks all

This post was a joke.

i know this post was a joke but it's helpfull post of my life.
If you help me a little bit, then I can be successful.I am starting a new job

I like your post because I think the main problem here is that this is a global site, and I'm pretty sure the whole "April Fool's Day" thing is just a Western thing? Well played regardless!

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Happy afternoon

This is the best April joke ever thought. What an inspiration.

Really is an April joke Suesa, you got me there

This is hysterical, yet you eloquently made your “secret” point. Which is, I believe, that big pharma is fukd up

i must too reveal that i changed my gender identity so that i can receive cheaper car insurance... unfortunately they did not accept steem as a payment

Hahaha, aw man!! I resembled daaaaaaaamn this is succulent
Did you initially have the "april-joke" in labels or did you need to include it later? So this is it huh

I added it when I saw someone bought votes

Yes, when i read your post i realize that your story real but at last i know i was fooled by you

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Good ... your post is amazing

Well Done abrahaman. Thank you

Really, this is a case of redemption. But it feels good to see your repentance. Those who have this power, they are a good person.
Thanks for sharing.

Happy Steeming.

Yes, far too many people neglect the small (fine) print, therefore overlooking important information.

Yes, that was what made the post interesting. Though I came late, only discovered it the 2nd day of April. I was reading and nodding my head like this is over for @suesa's steemit career and Bigpharma have a public image to clean up.

I actually finished reading and was about closing it when I saw the last line like writing. I thought it was a signature as people are used to here. Something piqued my curiosity to read it and I found out it was an April fools joke. And to think I even wrote one myself in the morning of that 1st April but totally missed this one.

https://steemit.com/truth/@oladokun/i-mistakingly-killed-my-father-sobbing-regretably

Yours is unique @suesa, creative and I like it. Do check mine if you have the time.

truthfulness is always be win

Your post had been curated by the @buildawhale & @upmyvote team and mentioned here:

https://steemit.com/curation/@buildawhale/buildawhale-curation-digest-04-04-18

Keep up the good work and original content, everyone appreciates it!

This is for real. Seriously I didn't only just fall, I became confused.
Happy Easter, smiles

happy day april fools joke master @suesa.
your have good talent the fantastic,i'm very heppy in this post,
good job master,very good post.
thank .aster @suesa

Hahahaha. The best prank by miles!!

Lol, I thought I was smart. 😂😂😂

True is always true. Thank you so much ....for exposing real truth...

Best April Fools on steemit... by far...

I actually had somebody come to me: "Yooo... Suesa is a guy!!!" and that was NOT because of this post but merely because you had changed avatar...

Oh the outrage! Kudos! That took some serious balls, which as we all know now... you actually have those!

I can't afford that :((( I can't survive if you are not real :((( I will commit suicide

Savage....!!

Life is a struggle bro. You have to be strong with everything yourself, without being noticed by others. This one confession, I think everyone has a sin, and all sins have their own content. Do not regret what has happened, but you must be happy that you will not repeat it. Life is pressed with various things. This recognition becomes important as an early gateway to change.

Literally just started today. This is an interesting insight into the Steemit community xD

I initially wanted to say "no! Don't! This was just a joke!" but if I'm honest, the comment section provides a great insight to the community. I'm so sorry.

Exactly. I was mainly referring to the comments section haha.

Joke or not, this is a clear example of a reason not to become too vested in any social medial platform and not to take anything too personally. This is not reality folks! Anyone can write anything here, it is our choice how, or if, to respond.

I must say, even if this were true the effect on me, aside from an interesting read, would be zero.

Great post @suesa!

"Great post" he says... And flags the post :P

Sorry for any confusion, no flag by me! :)

Ah, someone with a similar name flagged when you commented. I only glanced at ginabot and thought it's the same person. Sorry!

hahaha I have read the small print 😄

Great post. xo

I have read your full story attentively and at the end of this article I got fully april fool.Hahaha.

Nobody is safe if he or she is not taking a business person's mind set, because business always leans on taking risks.
I like the fact that Suesa is soon or has already gained more pocket money.

Isn't today your April's Fool's Day? The 8th?

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The world is split between two dates for April Fools based on the calendar used by the area. I thought Germany was on the calendar that uses the 8th. I misspoke. This post was funny as hell, sorry you took slack for people upset that you were rewarded by others. Just do @suesa, everyone loves @suesa : )

Ah, nah, it's April 1st for us too. And thanks for the compliment :P

justice