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Some Warning Would Be Nice - Comedy Open Mic Round16 Entry1

BY: @take5 | CREATED: June 5, 2018, 11:26 a.m. | VOTES: 155 | PAYOUT: $23.43 | [ VOTE ]

When you’re fooling around with your girlfriend, trying to be a good boyfriend by giving her rear end some attention and she had Mexican food for lunch.

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Always use protection, you never know what you're gonna encounter in those holes

TAGS: [ #funny ] [ #punchline ] [ #comedyopenmic ] [ #foodforthought ]

Replies

@beograd | June 5, 2018, 4:56 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

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@profanereviews | June 5, 2018, 8:26 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Wow, how very gentlemanly.

@take5 | June 6, 2018, 1:47 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Haha, you 2 crack me up. I wonder if it burns the same way as when you take a dump after eating spicy food.

@profanereviews | June 6, 2018, 4:33 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Only if you then rub your dick all over that dump.

@beograd | June 6, 2018, 10:07 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

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@armiaaceh | June 5, 2018, 5:10 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Ha ha ha. Strong man, if I might have fainted when in a hug by thick smoke

@belemo | June 6, 2018, 9:54 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

All is fair in love and fart

@take5 | June 7, 2018, 12:45 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Exactly, you should know better than to put your face near any holes.

@mineopoly | June 7, 2018, 2:35 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Awesome... tender explosion.

"¿Qué pedo?"

@idikuci | June 7, 2018, 8:24 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

At least it's still brown.

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