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You Nailed It ;) Comedy Open Mic Round16 Entry2

BY: @take5 | CREATED: June 8, 2018, 2:53 a.m. | VOTES: 18 | PAYOUT: $6.17 | [ VOTE ]

How to tell when you did an exceptional job last night....when you get breakfast and a sexy dance.

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Or she could just be feeling her biological clock ticking

I nominate @mr-chuckles and @steemmatt to do something funny in the next round.

TAGS: [ #funny ] [ #punchline ] [ #comedyopenmic ] [ #ticktock ]

Replies

@amirtheawesome1 | June 8, 2018, 2:55 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Never saw that dance, or the person next day....

@take5 | June 13, 2018, 11:46 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Haha, it's a nail and run.

@holybranches | June 8, 2018, 3:23 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

she might be having seizures.

@take5 | June 13, 2018, 11:46 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

That's probably a more realistic explanation, hehe.

@mr-chuckles | June 8, 2018, 3:55 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I will summon up my silly to try and produce a few laughs

@take5 | June 13, 2018, 11:47 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Look forward to it. I know you can do it.

@mineopoly | June 8, 2018, 11:24 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Either way I'll take it. It's Friday and this is my last round. I'm not doing this next week. Sorry ㅠㅠ

@take5 | June 13, 2018, 11:47 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

A good ending to a bout of judging.

@pechichemena | June 8, 2018, 3:23 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

She might just be cold

@take5 | June 13, 2018, 11:45 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Moving does get one warm, wouldn't it be easier to just put thicker clothing on, though?

@comedyopenmic | June 9, 2018, 2:07 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I suspect the um....

Last night's adventurous excapade continued til morning and someone forgot to take the batteries out.

@take5 | June 13, 2018, 11:49 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Must be energizer batteries to last that long.

@dj123 | June 10, 2018, 8:43 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

and you know you did exceptionally well in a Ménage à trois.... when she whips out the french toast

@reinaldoverdu | June 12, 2018, 2:08 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

it seems that some ant or bug was put in the body :)

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