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PLEASE FORGIVE ME

BY: @taylorchronicles | CREATED: June 26, 2018, 4:26 a.m. | VOTES: 44 | PAYOUT: $3.36 | [ VOTE ]

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Ah yes, how did I become this sexy beast you see before you. Well my ancestors came from France until they were ousted in the 1600’s. Also,I am Vegan. Being a Vegan is sexy. If there is one thing I can’t stand it’s being constipated. Being a Vegan helps with constipation, there is nothing worse than constipation! When I’m constipated I always thing about Back to the Future 4. Why, because I’m also still waiting for that to come out. If you have a plant based diet you’ll also likely also experience less constipation throughout life. I make being a vegan sexy. It’s much harder than those “milk models” had it. Milk really is disgusting isn’t it. No ad lies more than milk with their models and athletes in milk mustaches. Imagine if they changed the “Got Milk?” Slogan to “Got Bovine Discharges? “ No supermodel could make Bovine Discharge Sexy.

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@pode | June 26, 2018, 4:26 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

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@taylorchronicles | June 27, 2018, 9:08 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

What’s that ?

@a-0-0 | June 26, 2018, 4:26 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

https://steemit.com/news/@bible.com/6h36cq

@allnatural | June 26, 2018, 4:27 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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@a-0-1 | June 26, 2018, 4:27 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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@rampalsahab | June 26, 2018, 4:45 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

It seems good information.

@allinone7 | June 26, 2018, 1:08 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

What a content but do u suffering?

@taylorchronicles | June 26, 2018, 1:39 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Awhhh yeah all the time .... jokes , but make sure to check out my other content

@persevere | June 26, 2018, 1:14 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Ewww bovine discharge 🤢🤢🤮 I'm not a fan of milk but I'm not vegan either, and never thought of milk that way.

@taylorchronicles | June 26, 2018, 1:38 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Lol thanks for the read make sure to check out my other post, not all are this crazy.... well maybe

@justtryit | June 26, 2018, 1:39 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

milk models ??? Really???

@taylorchronicles | June 26, 2018, 2:23 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Yeah lol you never seen one before

@justtryit | June 28, 2018, 7:55 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

yuup!!

@newuser444 | June 26, 2018, 2:03 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

What is this about

@makemoneyguru | June 26, 2018, 2:13 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

What's the dramatically image?

@khimsariya | June 26, 2018, 2:30 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

how your account grown at an exponential speed? whats the secret?

@taylorchronicles | June 26, 2018, 7:23 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Good content I guess I actually this it’s growing slow

@dashingh | June 26, 2018, 2:49 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Yukkk i hate milk...

@sankalptamore | June 26, 2018, 4:44 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Good One bro!!

@crypto.update | June 26, 2018, 7:28 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Healthy...Done
From GOB

@rahul7734 | June 26, 2018, 7:35 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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@arjunyadav | June 27, 2018, 2:14 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

can u upvoe and follow me

@mediawizards | June 27, 2018, 4:17 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

awesome bro good info about vegan.

@namansharma55 | June 27, 2018, 4:41 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Upvoted.
comment and followed.

@harshraj-99999 | June 27, 2018, 6:25 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Nice

@panoti | June 27, 2018, 6:34 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Nice

@binoy2018 | June 27, 2018, 7:17 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

nice..

@yashshah991 | June 27, 2018, 8:35 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

HAHA Good strategy of eyecatching

@nicewoody69 | June 27, 2018, 9:16 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Good write up @taylorchronicles. You made me smile. Keep up the steems.

@himanitokas | June 27, 2018, 2:25 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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@prasannpr143 | June 27, 2018, 4:26 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Really funny
upvoted & subscribed
I need more funny content about your life

@indrajeet1992 | June 29, 2018, 8:03 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

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