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Doing stupid things for a vote...

BY: @tincho | CREATED: Feb. 27, 2018, 3:30 p.m. | VOTES: 415 | PAYOUT: $430.81 | [ VOTE ]

For those who don't know me on Steemit, there was a time where I tried to write funny stories. For different reasons, I found it difficult to continue with my blog, and little by little I stopped writing. Now, that I have more time, I decided to take up my writings and when I came back, I found this...

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmPRLyzJeWY98xuqNieB4awyQj1nY5oXCUCD6jidGuMguU/bot.jpg]

Far away were the times, where to get a vote you had to interact, create communities and pray, that a whale take pity on your situation. At that time, the vote of a whale was like an orgasm. I updated the blog every 15 seconds, imploring that click of someone with a lot of SP.

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmVdb83MMwRWA1U2bn7CcDcx7629CwDHxxxFs56MsvqDiY/giphy.gif]

For those who don't know, by March of 2017, the Steem had a value of $0.23. Those that we published at that time, we were the real passionate of this platform, because we were in the worst moments of Steemit. Only a few benefited, and most of us published for pure pleasure. Although, there was always the illusion that a whale came across our post, and when that happened, it was night of celebrations...

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmXUqg1AnuSLyk5Nf8G4oZwbfsLPGEzG3QcCEqNUZBfnTH/giphy%20(1).gif]

For this and seeing the current moment in which we are, I felt with certain rights and decided not to fall into the influence of these bots to get votes. I had something to invent, to avoid having to pay and at the same time, to have visibility. Sure of my decision, I started a campaign to attract the votes of these bots, without having to pay anything.

The first bot that I wrote was to @appreciator:

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmUsvBFrSqr6v9fLSFSieBHZLPGiHLmuvcZWhdD41Zuuga/apreciator.jpg]

My first attempt, it was not productive. As you can see, this was the result of my message...

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmex8BNTJdn4yeBUVUN6mW2UUV8QR3Auc769BvsNj4vs7L/wp71b2a8cc.gif]

With my illusion intact, I decided to continue with my plan. And I wrote to @postpromoter:

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmdHofDMuMDiZDQobx1i6B8u6DAAFwg9xXLRogqivJsr8V/postpromoter.jpg]

A total failure my second attempt, it seems that these bots are not looking for love and are only interested in money. The result was this...

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmYbHMhEp4b39x7ehJzBHLNs7u7cVGWEdu2GZu6QjNDSNc/tenor.gif]

They were not going to beat me, I was just starting and I had to insist to achieve my goal. I wrote to @upme:

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmb6XiPnjC5Z2efECnsn3Bvd3DpNSMsDMzySyYEzp3jANF/upme.jpg]

It didn't work either, and little by little I was feeling defeated. I wasn't having the results I expected, but well...

I had my last attempt with @buildawhale:

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmagq6cdENo1g9ZwANXVQdwdBbzUmYsKGeBoC6tjZ64yAN/buildawhale.jpg]

As you can imagine, it didn't work. So, for the failure of my experiment, I have made a second decision: I'm not happy, with having in my post, only comments from my mother, such as:

Beautiful post, my dear son. I'm proud of you, you are the sun that floods my life...

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmS7FpXMUWVJuS3Uma76R1gFRSSfXvuMTNfWPNohofaJ9R/tumblr_l3sgs4Hz7f1qbg4lro1_500.gif]

Fuck it! I will pay for bots and thus claim the success and glory that I deserve. See you on the moon, guys!

Source gifs: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

I hope you liked it

Have a good day!

TAGS: [ #humor ] [ #funny ] [ #story ] [ #steemit ] [ #writing ]

Replies

@fekaromer | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:33 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Nice your post, really... !!

@themarkymark | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:34 p.m. | Votes: 7 | [ VOTE ]

It was pretty stupid, but I laughed.
https://steemit.com/funny/@themarkymark/wtf-is-this-nonsense

I run @buildawhale if you didn't know.

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:36 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

LOL... You were really fast, it was part of my post. I'm glad that my post has caused you a smile...

@fxf999 | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:48 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

LMFAOOOOO....
I run database query from steemdata.com based on @themarkymark post to find you @tincho funny ass

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:06 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

haha really happy that you liked, that was my intention. I hope no one was offended, my goal was just to put some humor...

@zeddjacob | Feb. 28, 2018, 5:29 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Fuucck, I got jebaited, thought it was real das why I commented on @themarkymark's post hahahaha. Should've posted that on april fools 🤣🤣🤣.

@pk170 | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:25 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I would have never thought there was someone checking on random memos sent to vote bots . I'm glad there is and he has a sense of humor!
@tincho, I think this is even better than the vote

@nabstertsr | Feb. 27, 2018, 10:40 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Lol

@street.yoga | March 1, 2018, 2:12 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

That 27 year old sister with the 120 cm bum, just too good to be true :)

@moharkan | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:34 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

hahaha really an great post ... i just love it the way you had explained about all the paid bot well described and funny too.. this bots are just killing steem community and they don't helping they just taking advantage with us..

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:47 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Lol, I'm glad you liked my post. My intention was just to give a little humor to what is happening on Steemit. I hope no one gets mad...

@moharkan | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:50 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

hahaha it was really funny and i had enjoyed it .. i think will take it as a funny humor 😉😉

@acidyo | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:42 p.m. | Votes: 6 | [ VOTE ]

lol, you might get flagged. :D

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:45 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

FUCK! It's just humor, I hope they do not take it seriously...

@gargon | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:48 p.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

Tinchooooo, some posts like these is what is missed in steemit, a little bit of humor is basic!!

Orgiessssssss for votingggg hahaha

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:03 p.m. | Votes: 5 | [ VOTE ]

Haha, thank you dear manu. I'm glad you liked it and that's what I notice in the trending. There is not a single funny post, so I take advantage of the opportunity: D

@teggit | March 5, 2018, 9:09 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I am having the hardest time finding people who actually write funny stuff, because thats what I do. But now its just a bunch of people putting up memes and giphs. I want to hear embarrassing stories and hilarious moments that people ran into!

@deepthoughtone | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:06 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I like him humor it very is funny.

@surfermarly | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:20 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

> Orgiessssssss for votingggg hahaha

Why did we actually never do that at Steemfest...?
Or was I just at the wrong hotel? :-D

@abh12345 | Feb. 27, 2018, 10:34 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

wrong hotel

@surfermarly | Feb. 28, 2018, 9:09 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

lol - I knew it!!

@amirl | Feb. 28, 2018, 4:47 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

After this comment your hotel will always be the right one

@surfermarly | Feb. 28, 2018, 9:09 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

haha, you bet

@gargon | Feb. 28, 2018, 11:10 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

SF3? I´m innnn and I´m sure tincho as well :-)

@surfermarly | Feb. 28, 2018, 2:43 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

It's gonna be la bomba :-D

@texagonia | Feb. 28, 2018, 3:13 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Tincho's post was the funniest one I had read in these past two weeks!

@shahaan | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:13 p.m. | Votes: 11 | [ VOTE ]

last year i was miserable and depressed but this year i decided to turn that shit around so now i’m depressed and miserable
:p

@booosterbot | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:30 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

wow ....this is post is a veery good

@deepthoughtone | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:04 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Good one.
English very is difficult.

@idegbe007 | Feb. 28, 2018, 12:53 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Savage

@nagavolu | March 2, 2018, 1:29 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/clipart/thumbsup2.gif

@superiorpie | March 3, 2018, 7:11 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Note: When turning shit around, you might just turn 360 and shit just gets worse D:

@herverisson | Feb. 28, 2018, 8:20 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Wow, I admire your dedication to humor :) Because since you sent ...
buildawhale 50 SBD
postpromoter 50 SBD
upme 50 SBD
appreciator 50 SBD
...it's quite a costly joke :) But yeah that was a funny read :)

@themarkymark | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:53 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Not by me, Iol'd.

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:05 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks and anyway, I paid for a vote of buildawhale. Please, show me your love, haha...

@grumpycat | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:44 p.m. | Votes: 34 | [ VOTE ]

have I heard flag?
https://media.giphy.com/media/6N2EjCokp0eA0/giphy-downsized.gif

@pk170 | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:16 p.m. | Votes: 4 | [ VOTE ]

Savage

@acidyo | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:58 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Nooo, don't!

@taqi | Feb. 28, 2018, 12:50 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

hahha

@nagavolu | March 2, 2018, 1:27 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/clipart/thumbsup2.gif

@the-resistance | March 5, 2018, 11:15 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

WE ARE THE RESISTANCE!

@GrumpyCat

Your self upvote is flagged by The-Resistance team using the WE-RESIST bot.
We will be resisting with a team, stronger each day, unless you stop downvoting innocent people.

https://steemitimages.com/256x512/https://steemitimages.com/DQmasLjbAiiPJKeiM6GHZRb9bgghMLQKP4iiUp3jCdkVJyS/image.png

To your tyranny WE-RESIST

The Resistance
Discord: https://discord.gg/qMWCbWR

@abusereports | March 5, 2018, 11:15 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Hi @grumpycat,

It seems you got a $54.0333 upvote from @madpuppy at the last minute before the payout. (18.49h) and this comment is to make everyone aware.

Please follow @abusereports for additional reports of potential reward pool abuse. Thank you.

@nabstertsr | Feb. 27, 2018, 10:35 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks for sharing truly Speaking a lot of people still do that i myself have done it , its depressing to post something of value and you get no upvotes

@roykie17 | Feb. 28, 2018, 9:21 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

oh.. pls no... It made my day lol 😁

@ezimedia | March 1, 2018, 5:33 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

So what you are saying is you are buying upvote with bots..

@heavysick | March 3, 2018, 1:39 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

haha

@rabeel | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:50 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Just Say HAhahahahah, You are intelligent, @tincho.

@daan | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:52 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Well, can't say it didn't work, looking at how this post got upvoted :P
It was pretty funny though, even funnier that @themarkymark mentioned it in his post.

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:08 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

haha I didn't expect @themarkymark's post, it made me laugh a lot...

@cryptopie | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:53 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I may use these bots as soon as no one is supporting me anymore or just sell my votes when I can't write anymore, I cannot write forever. Funny tho.

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:09 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I'm glad you liked it. If the post brought you a smile, my purpose is fulfilled...

@steemflow | Feb. 27, 2018, 3:54 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

@tincho i quite agree that in starting you hv to keep refreshing to see the whale upvote...the time didnt changed much..if talking reality no whale above 70 repo i see voting on any minnow ppsts....finally the minnows left with using bit-bots. Even few of the whales bother of voting minnows post the thing wud have different...

@appreciator | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:03 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

This post has received gratitude of 22.62% from @appreciator courtesy of @tincho!

@allesia | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:08 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

You made my day, I love the part with your mom

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:21 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Big fan my dear mom... :p

@l5taylor | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:10 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I have to say, this post made me laugh! Good job!

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:21 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks man! I'm glad you liked it.

@azfix | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:13 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I remember when it was $0.08 and even before that when you could mine it with a CPU

@bluebeaniejean | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:16 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Hahaha! Amusing! I love it =D I'm trying not to use upvote bots, etc. Any advice for someone just starting out?

@doctorcro | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:16 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

But on the serious side, do you have sister, and are her measurement 98-85-120 :P

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:22 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

hahaha yeah... She is strong...

@arifakonda92 | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:19 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I hope you liked it

@genelia | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:20 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I oftenly did same. You must had been my mentor 😅

@roonyy | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:35 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You're right. I tried to stopped using bot and now remains one bot that i using with no paid. Your funny blog must be make me more faster to stopped using bot.

So please whale, anywhere you stand come to my home when i started to not using bot again.

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:08 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

You will probably have to offer more than your house to a whale, haha

@roonyy | Feb. 28, 2018, 1:01 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

hahaha lol, i'm not elon musk . haha

@wa2qr | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:35 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Well I'm going through the same. I want to try this and that to increase my steem power but I always worry about the flagging and other stuff. It won't matter to them or people like you brother who are whales but sure as hell matters for minnows like us.

@shahaan | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:37 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

saessya che ko asaaan mae stalk karaan
`

@wa2qr | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:38 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Wallah ne keheen. Agar kiya b what do you care ?

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:07 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

The important thing is that you create quality content. If you do that, I do not think you have any problem...

@wa2qr | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:12 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Yah brother, absolutely.

@abelblair | Feb. 28, 2018, 1:17 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

yes. any guidelines? :)

@postpromoter | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:36 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

You got a 16.55% upvote from @postpromoter courtesy of @tincho!

Want to promote your posts too? Check out the Steem Bot Tracker website for more info. If you would like to support the development of @postpromoter and the bot tracker please vote for @yabapmatt for witness!

@noisse | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:41 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Dear @tincho

I believe its good people and you've got a high concern towards the poor people like me. I haven't commented on Your post tonight, I understand and I'm sorry.
I need your help, my life was in debt lilit. May I know, where should I ask for help. I don't have a job in the country and to this day I have no costs to get married.

Sorry my impudence, kan has pitted the unfortunate fate of me in your post @ Master

@saiyanide | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:45 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

This post had me in tears...from laughing. What are those bots for exactly? Haha Your attempts are so funny lol i just hope you dont get flagged hahaha nice try trolling those bots. And those cringeworthy comments-from-my-mother stuff is soooo relatable. Man, I am not happy with those too. Makes me think: naaaaa not posting quality stuff for that. 😂

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:11 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Haha I also hope they do not flagge me. Anyway, I think it's a good way to give visibility to a post, when a user generates good content.

@richatvns | Feb. 28, 2018, 7:24 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I'm flagging you as funny,,,
You get 1 bronx cheer blllllppppptttt!!![IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmbJ5EEJkbGT1boDwJuHD9MfSTaRczAv8FVuPiW2yvnukq/bbbllpttt.jpg]

@saiyanide | Feb. 28, 2018, 3:01 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Haha indeed. You just deviced a really ehem effective strategy.

@jassi | Feb. 28, 2018, 2:23 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

hhahah right man

@fixedbetwin | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:54 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Nice post !!
new project , follow me too earn money on bet ;
https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@fixedbetwin/introducing-fixedbetwin-experts-in-football-prediction-669293ae34586

@jedau | Feb. 27, 2018, 4:59 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Times have changed, brother. It used to be that we stood side by side as minnows at arms. But now, you have gone full-on whale. I shed a tear not because of my loss, but because I am happy that you have elevated to the levels we once dreamed about. I'm just happy to see you back posting here again.

Without these vote bots, I am loss at sea. Now, I am left to pay just to stay above water haha! This is the price I am paying for a transgression I know very little of. I hope you are doing well!

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:15 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

My dear friend, do not give up. We will be the same again, although we may have to pay for some votes, haha. Everything has changed a lot and maybe we will have to adapt.

I hope everything is fine for your lands and that you are always accompanied by those who love you. Have a great week my friend!

@talhajaved8 | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:08 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

This is the most funniest thing i have read on steemit in 7 months. My vote is just worth 0.01$, even if it was 100$ i would have voted 100%. It made my day.

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:16 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Your comment made me happy. I'm really grateful that you liked it. I already fulfilled my purpose, if this was so!

@saporri | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:14 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Wise words... True... Then? I follow you...

@laviniatherapist | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:17 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hahahahhaha...so funny. I tried too different kind of posts, comments, and it is like copy & paste stuff. So finally, I tried bots. If someone appreciate what I write and post and I`m happy with it, if not...there will always be the #BOTS 😂 RESTEEMD THIS ARTICLE!

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:18 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

We will have to adapt, as Darwin said. Also, if it's to support good content, I do not think it's wrong. Have a good day and good luck with those Bots.

@aayalac22 | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:20 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Hello friend, I started in June of 2017 and I can say that it is as you say, in fact only twice I got whale votes. Anyway, everything in life changes and I think we have to adapt as Darwin Hahaha said. Upvoted, very good post.

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:04 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

We agree, Darwin was always right, we will have to adapt :p

@tasauver | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:24 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

So actually we got a Messiah here ..We all so belong to you man..though we all might not be as successful as you are now, but we can draw a lot of inspiration from you..let's see what destiny got in its hand for us

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:06 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Haha, no my friend, I'm just taking advantage of a possibility to give visibility to my content.

@tasauver | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:09 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Bro we all are taking advantages of our possibilities for our own content :/..Though you don't need anything now ;)

@abelblair | Feb. 28, 2018, 1:16 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

agreed.

@gvincentjosephm | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:28 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I remember the time when steem is just so cheap but I ignored my friend's advice and now here I am. I could have earned a lot if I started way back earlier when people don't realize yet the power of this platform.

@buildawhale | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:28 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

You got a 23.71% upvote from @buildawhale courtesy of @tincho!
If you believe this post is spam or abuse, please report it to our Discord #abuse channel.

If you want to support our Curation Digest or our Spam & Abuse prevention efforts, please vote @themarkymark as witness.

@wireless07 | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:28 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Reading through I thought of flagging if any other person tries doing this but you survived

@saraheasy | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:29 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I agree your post on #steem

@splendorhub | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:48 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

@tincho I hate to have missed your funny story, given that this post is hilarious. Is it my twisted sense of humor ? Anyways, Steem on :) Best wishes. - @splendorhub

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:19 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Haha, thank you very much for your comment. I'm very happy you liked it. Have a good day!

@deepthoughtone | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:56 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]
@westking | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:57 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

OMG... you have just said everything; it is really frustrating working hard and at the end getting no votes from the whale; but that is not withstanding; i still have to work harder because i know surely it will pay some someday. steeming it is already in me and i hope it pays off someday.

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:21 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I'm glad we agreed. Sometimes it's frustrating to have no visibility and votes. I hope that with time you will achieve it. I think the most important thing is not to give up.

@westking | Feb. 28, 2018, 5:28 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Yes you are right, consistency and persistency is the key. Kudos for your great work.

@applelex | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:57 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Haha that is so funny ! Selling your sister was epic ! 😂😂😂
But it is damn true . Hope those whales visit us too thou 😊😊😊

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:22 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

I'm glad you liked it! My idea was to put a little humor to all this. Have a good day!

@weykarma | Feb. 27, 2018, 5:58 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

You are very senior in steem, and I am very junior, I need help from you and I really appreciate it @weykarma

@deepthoughtone | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:12 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]
@surfermarly | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:18 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

LOL - thanks for the laughter, @tincho
Humor always wins.

> At that time, the vote of a whale was like an orgasm.

These were the good times!!! :-D

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:01 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

ufff I remember my first vote of blocktrades, I think I was jumping on the chair, and he had just left me $ 3, but those $3 were the glory at that time, haha ...

@surfermarly | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:12 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Haha, I think we've all lived these amazing moments of pure happiness :-)
Thanks for the article, I think you made a large group of people laugh out loud today. Quite a nice accomplishment.

@tawasi | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:19 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks for hanging in there through the 0.23 times.

Also thanks for keeping an sense of humor, and being a good son to a proud mother, I see how posts like this keep the mom comments coming.

Also baring in mind that you were here for the 0.23 times, sending those bots 0.001 was super generous of you, in historical terms.
:-p

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:06 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Haha I sorry for my mother, I put her in this story only as an additive.

You're right, I can say that I was in the worst moments of steemit and I stayed like a rock. I think we deserve recognition and those 0.001 were worth their purpose...

@richatvns | Feb. 28, 2018, 7:23 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]
@melvadg | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:25 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

lol, estas son las publicaciones que necesito todas las mañanas. saludos querido amigo @tincho

@panamabrad2018 | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:27 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

HA HA!

@whatsup | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:29 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

lol, pick your own payouts! :) People should enjoy it while they can.

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:08 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

You are not a whale, but my offers are still valid... haha

@mhelows | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:30 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hahaahahh! That was really funny. They'd be in the walk of shame if they got fooled by you. lol

@majidawan | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:37 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

@tincho tell me one thing only , how genuine writers can get Upvote fairly?

@ggsteemit | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:39 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

stupid vitamin XD

@schattenjaeger | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:54 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Flagged for promoting bullshit concepts. Also, you seem annoying, but that's beside the point.

@tincho | Feb. 27, 2018, 6:57 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Flagged back for not having humor... Drink some coffee man, and take it easy...

@schattenjaeger | Feb. 27, 2018, 7 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Go ahead and flag all of the other posts, as well. Except for the Barbara post, I'll burn those rewards and that benefits everybody, including you.

The rest of those posts, have at it.

No, seriously, flag them. My shitposts are way over-rewarded, and I will begin declining rewards from now on.

@fermionico | Feb. 27, 2018, 7 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Simplemente genial @tincho, te la has comido, me reí mucho...felicidades..!

@nickibanjlady | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:02 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

this post is one of the most funny post i have ever seen in steemit ....so funny lol

@kamesh | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:03 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Lol your post is really funny. Climax of this post is very good with only mother comment

Beautiful post, my dear son. I'm proud of you, you are the sun that floods my life..

Vots are only reason why people soon quite from steemit which only degrade this community but we still believe on them to get fast success on steemit.

@shanto62 | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:10 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

My mother is very sick and I need a lot of money....Without my mother, no one in this world....please help me sir...😞😞😞

@crypto-alexdiaz | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:12 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Awesome posts brother. Keep it up hahahah I love it.

@gisi | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:15 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Funny :D

@osita4coin | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:20 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

You right...3 hrs later you are making more than $414.06 from this humor(ous) post. This post can't be stupid. LOL!
You @tincho must UPVOTE this stupid my comment!

@tanishqyeverma | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:20 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

haha ... okay that was you behind those msgs ... I happened to visit post by markymark but then stumbled upon your post in the trendings ... haha I had a good laugh reading the msgs :D

@lizanomadsoul | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:21 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Como te va boludo?! No te he visto en mucho tiempo!

@recan | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:22 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Where's @coquiunlimited to ax me now?!!

@coquiunlimited | Feb. 27, 2018, 10:26 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

😈😈😈😈😈

@cryptoconnector | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:27 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Oh, good, I’m glad I wasn’t the only one trying to get free votes from bots haha

@jang | Feb. 27, 2018, 7:45 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

To the Moon!!!...:)...
https://m.popkey.co/c8cf0e/7gJaG.gif

@bitgeek | Feb. 27, 2018, 8:02 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Congratulations @tincho, this post is the most rewarded post (based on pending payouts) in the last 12 hours written by a Superuser account holder (accounts that hold between 1 and 10 Mega Vests). The total number of posts by Superuser account holders during this period was 1685 and the total pending payments to posts in this category was $12396.94. To see the full list of highest paid posts across all accounts categories, click here.

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@gomovies | Feb. 27, 2018, 8:03 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Hahaha thats funny

@gizechluy | Feb. 27, 2018, 8:55 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hahahaha this post make my afternoon!!! you should take another shots whith other bidbots (sorry for my english)

@izge | Feb. 27, 2018, 9:02 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Well a lot of us are doing stupid things to get votes like i am now saying something to get a part of your share.

@mariequeen27 | Feb. 27, 2018, 9:40 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hahahahahaha....I was very much fascinated with this Post when I read it early in the morning. It looks like a little bit funny bur it has a true message: patience, perseverance, endurance. I wonder how you arranged those gif's and I am really impressed with your post @tincho. Now I understand why you are that great at present.

@nancymoral | Feb. 27, 2018, 9:58 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Very funny. I'm using Steemit because I can easily share to FB, LinkedIn and Twitter from here LOL. I sure would like to earn something one day... I know I'm a good writer regardless, but I feel it's such a s large ocean and don't know how to get to the niche boat!

@the-funny-guy | Feb. 27, 2018, 10:04 p.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

Bots kind of defeat the purpose of Steemit... It was supposed to be a way to get paid for quality content. If this goes on, the price will drop.

@richatvns | Feb. 28, 2018, 7:21 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

bots have turned black hat gaming the system into a mainstream accepted practice....[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmekAuwCAjg9Youxir9fMsehbtontDic74ENEKNzSUWJKi/abouttoexplode.jpg]

But the reality is it essentially turning SteamIt into a spin zone of garbage for people mostly promoting cryptocurrency.

I have an 3 part article talking about this and other issues...
Take a look at part 1:
https://steemit.com/steemit/@richatvns/part1-why-steemit-is-going-to-fail-if-these-issues-are-not-addressed-quickly-and-what-we-can-do-to-prevent-it

@ooyah | Feb. 27, 2018, 10:04 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I lost it at selective orgies club lmao

@davesworld | Feb. 27, 2018, 10:25 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

This post has a lot going for it. Humour, sarcasm and dry wit. I like those attributes a lot. It seems to have been worth your while too. Nice one.
Cheers!
Dave

@greddyforce | Feb. 27, 2018, 10:42 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

HAhahah this post is so good XD XD

@ashraful1998 | Feb. 27, 2018, 10:42 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

hahaha..Nothing much to say :p

@hasbydiaz | Feb. 27, 2018, 10:43 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hello @tincho why it is said that Steemit is like life.
How many times have we not bothered to see a publication that for us does not have more grace and still earns hundreds of dollars. I learned to leave those feelings behind and concentrate on continuing to improve on a daily basis. It is not always fair, but you can still take advantage of the situation to the fullest.
Greetings from Venezuela

@jcalero | Feb. 27, 2018, 11:29 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Lol, bid bots have no penis and/or brain. That´s why your campaign didn't work out. But you where succesfull fishing some whales votes.
Nice post!

@eberenna | Feb. 27, 2018, 11:47 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I am new to this community...... I feel your story is kinda funny and scary

@trickbrown | Feb. 27, 2018, 11:47 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I'll promise @tincho orgies for an upvote. ;)

Oh wait, he just proved that doesn't work. That was the whole point of the post. :-\

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

@playnet | Feb. 28, 2018, 12:37 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Muy divertido el post, gracias por compartir.

@darsico | Feb. 28, 2018, 12:42 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

yeah i have the same feeling except paying the bots is exactly that pay 5 SBD and receive a 4.75 SBD vote how do you get ahead? Or your really lucky:)))

@nagavolu | March 2, 2018, 1:32 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/clipart/thumbsup2.gif

@lukaswendell | March 3, 2018, 11:17 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

quit it with the thumbs

@mryuss | Feb. 28, 2018, 1:04 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

hahaha you are insane,, i had once think of doing it but decided not to coz im afraid of getting banned hahaha, and by the way i fell in my chair while reading those memo that you posted hahahaha

@smysullivan | Feb. 28, 2018, 1:31 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

All too funny, yeah always seems like a hit or miss, and sometimes having a guaranteed vote that has some pull behind it can be helpful!

@sharipuria | Feb. 28, 2018, 2:24 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

My vote is not of any value but I like your campaign and your writing.
You have my upvote LOL

@texagonia | Feb. 28, 2018, 3:13 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Absolutely hilarious, Tincho. And educational at the same time. Quite the gift!

@veerall | Feb. 28, 2018, 3:27 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Well ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY AS ALWAYS YOU KNOW. NEW COMMERS :
NEED TO BE RICH TO INVEST IN SP
OR
NEED TO BE GF/BF OF A WHALE
OR
NEED TO BE A PROGRAMMER AND MAKE SOMETHING RELATED TO STEEMIT
OR
NEED TO BE GOOD AT ASS LICKING OF WHALES IN THE CHAT OR DURING MEETUPS
OR
NEEDS TO BE A HOT CHICK POSING IN BIKINIS OR NAKED
OR
SHOULD BE A SCAMSTER
OR
FAMOUS YOUTUBER

THE TRENDING POSTS ARE EITHER OF THE SAME PERSON OR CRYPTO RELATED OR COMPLAINTS.

SOME POSTS WITH ONLY A PHOTO OR VIDEO OF SOMEONE HAVING DINNER OR WRITING 2 LINES MAKES 500+ $$.

@verbose-jimmy | Feb. 28, 2018, 3:38 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I can totally relate

@sakura1012 | Feb. 28, 2018, 3:42 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hahha this is so funny. Cant imagine you messaged these bots with funny antics. Made my day! 😂🤣😂

@jocaste | Feb. 28, 2018, 3:45 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Saludos, me encanto tu articulo, vaya me hizo sentir bien increible, porque de entrada me ha ido llevando a lo que pienso cuando leo los post de otros, los mios los publico por gusto propio asi no voten por el, pero me parece interesante y de valor para mi hacer publicas mis ideas, eso me satisface , y al final de tu articulo me relaja porque es un cierre de tema relax, ligh, sincero y nada complicado, me haz sacado una sincera y espontanea sonrisa, exitos.

@artgirl | Feb. 28, 2018, 4:04 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hahaha, this is the best post I've seen all day. I didn't think I'd be laughing just by reading this. 😂

Yeah we can't be purists around here to get those large amt of votes. 😂 Self voting ftw! Use bots and go trending! 😂

@treblemakur | Feb. 28, 2018, 4:17 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

A captivating and motivating story. Going to keep at this Steemit thing and continue to hope for the best!

@jvanman | Feb. 28, 2018, 4:24 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Assuming that the bots are guys as you imply with the stint you pulled in promoting your sister for whale vote, I am screwed as I only have 5 brothers. This system is rigged!, whales only circular vote!, I came in at the wrong time... and oh wait... I don't even have steem to pay for a bot vote. Why am I even here? 😂😂😂😂 #feelingdepro

@eliaseduardo | Feb. 28, 2018, 4:48 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

good post brother, I invite you to know my blog

@mairayasir | Feb. 28, 2018, 5:37 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

LOLZZ....
great post... it was funny but i dont know why i was reading it seriously :D
great job man... i really liked it.. funny truth of steemians :D

@bethejoy | Feb. 28, 2018, 5:53 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

your post is so much helpful thanks

@r1s2g3 | Feb. 28, 2018, 6 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

I also think the same, if votes and reputation are getting purchased here (through bots), then how the platform is ensuring the quality?

@rauzaljm | Feb. 28, 2018, 6:03 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Nyoe kadanggg

@richatvns | Feb. 28, 2018, 6:49 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Your on your way up [IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmYrZXqi1LJJ5AhdWfhgQX6Zm6iisyef28Wt6jjTeiCFup/upgraph.jpg]

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmT8MhmK2mMMY1CgML6dGGxXaVcnQt5GzQitb9Lg8N2HU3/pickfruit.jpg]Just start collecting a bunch of rotten tomatoes to throw down at everyone once your up there!

And you will be as good as someone else we know without a sense of humor in high places!
https://steemitimages.com/DQmerKH8acdNkPf585PKduhPBgRxsvGUiddWKiXexk7fnDA/image.png

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmRJd24qFYg15rj7hoYhZxVf6qS1E1dwVsZLgowMBrskg6/steemitbanner_signed.jpg]

@richatvns | Feb. 28, 2018, 7:13 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

I just sprinkled a whole bunch of upvotes with Steampower behind on alot of these replies....

I'm not a whale just a grouper working his way up to the food chain!
[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmXgFA9NBfN9ghmeJxMadFBshyTLf3GiBtekJNsjUvBxvm/grouper.jpg]

@ychaudrys | Feb. 28, 2018, 6:58 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

i loved it man been on steemit for almost 35 days still trying to figure this out post multiple blogs and alot more but havent made serious money tried bunch on stupid ways also still not working lol

@themovieguy | Feb. 28, 2018, 7:10 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hahah that some good humor mate! XD Good to see the fun side of steemit

@looftee | Feb. 28, 2018, 7:29 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Humor with reality. One of the best where I don't see people whining about discrimination in rewards but enjoying and making it fun.

Would love to see more of it.

@everydaycoach | Feb. 28, 2018, 7:35 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Great humore. It is good to she that some is still having humor and share a funny story but with a deeper meaning if someone would like to put a bit more into it:-)

@andrian96 | Feb. 28, 2018, 7:35 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

articles that bagis, I love it, hope you succeed always

@cflclosers | Feb. 28, 2018, 7:37 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

this is hilarious but I feel your pain. I joined in July so I missed that part of the steem experience you were talking about but it must be like being in the twilight zone coming back and finding what you did. I will follow along your journey. You're funny and your content is creative.

@artofwisdom | Feb. 28, 2018, 8:38 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]
@roykie17 | Feb. 28, 2018, 9:19 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

lol...

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! !!.. 😂

I wish that worked !!! so we dont pay anymore ... hahahaha ... im youre new fan...
:)

@ulqu3 | Feb. 28, 2018, 9:40 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Lmao. The struggle we all go through. Sad, but bots seem the only way ahead.

@silviabeneforti | Feb. 28, 2018, 10:27 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

lol this is the best post that I read in these last days!!! A bit of humour every day make our life better :D

@nelyp | Feb. 28, 2018, 10:37 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Tas loco, pero loco loco, me encanta jajajajaja.

@daniarnold | Feb. 28, 2018, 10:40 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

that was definitely a giggle. I cracked a smile for the first time after a morning of loads of laundry, a small pony puking in my kitchen (ok, he's actually a dog) (can anyone explain to me the physics that explains how you can feed a dog X amount, yet they can puke up 10 x X?) and standing as referee between two grown people arguing online like petulant 16 year olds.... for that, I thank you.

d
[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmQuQQTrsv7bV3E7Hg1JriEf2hBGfaGfEbu16Cosiwibjt/1%20unfucker%20badge%20tiny.jpg]

@monajam | Feb. 28, 2018, 10:43 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

The appreciator should have appreciated your persistency :D , and postpromoter should not have ignored your wonderful offer :P
Nice, funny post, lol
Now serious: I have stopped using these bots; I may use them occasionally, however. I found that the ebst time to use a bot is when the price of Steem is rising. That is when you would profit most from the bot; Also, only a handful of bots are good, especially, the one you mentioned.

@boyhaqi97 | Feb. 28, 2018, 11:02 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Hey @tincho , pos bagus!
Saya menikmati konten anda Terus bekerja dengan baik! Selalu menyenangkan melihat konten bagus di Steemit! :)
https://steemit.com/utopian-io/@boyhaqi97/hello-everyone-join-to-utopian-io

@jimmyjoe | Feb. 28, 2018, 11:25 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Man u really worked hard before getting to the position you are in. HARD WORKS PAY HARD, a great achievement .keep going man

@hiroyamagishi | Feb. 28, 2018, 11:32 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Hahaha! I will flag you! I mean I will raise a white flag and surrender. It's the funniest post I read today. You got me!

@nagavolu | March 2, 2018, 1:31 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/clipart/thumbsup2.gif

@fycee | Feb. 28, 2018, 11:41 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

The title of the post caught my eyes! Really one person who is hungry for success will do the most unthinkable. Though what you have done is far from what I think to do it here on the steemiverse. It is then a challenge for me to unleash the beast in me and jump out of my comfort zone.

@pposhy | Feb. 28, 2018, 12:09 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

This is so funny lol but embedded in it is wisdom
Nice caption

@roarlfael | Feb. 28, 2018, 12:11 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

send me $10 steem and ill upvote till you get $20 100% roi on any ammount ill do anything for a dollar pleaseeee

@beekerst | Feb. 28, 2018, 12:35 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

This was hilarious! Thanks for the entertainment!

@jyoti-thelight | Feb. 28, 2018, 1:13 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

very funny and the fact too

@mirshamin | Feb. 28, 2018, 2 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Lol.. This is happening with me right now.. Doing things I never did in my life to get a vote... Haha your post was hilarious dude...

@akhyasad | Feb. 28, 2018, 2:35 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

hello tincho? i need your help, i want to develop steemit, my name is akhy asad, this is my steemit @akhyasad.

@flashfiction | Feb. 28, 2018, 5:03 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER.

(Today)

@lichy | Feb. 28, 2018, 5:16 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

¡¡¡¡¡hahahahahahaha!!!! made me laugh like you do not have a fucking idea. Congratulations for such a great publication!
[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmaa3ftfhf6fipu5TixLbTmiFsMsxQVVxTvzuBTahvKetB/RISAS%20(20).gif]

@janicemars | Feb. 28, 2018, 5:20 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

ohhhh myyy goooosssshhh!!!!! Yooouuu haddd me laughing so hard!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

@swissclive | Feb. 28, 2018, 5:20 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Dearest son, you know you are the light of my life, and my heart lit up when you posted again.

You never call me so I was starting to wonder if you were OK. At least I get this sign of life from you, (and thanks for the mention).

Do call soon, or even better come round and see us for the weekend. I’ve left your room just as you left it. I know you said not to touch your things. I didn’t dare to go in. In fact, I’ve locked the door. I really can’t bear the thought of a visitor accidently seeing your dirty underwear. There’s just too much mess, so when you come please give your room a good tidy up.

Now I have your attention, that nice girl from no.42 popped in to say hello. She finished her medical school. She asked after you. I really think you should ask her out. She’s much nicer than that scantily clad bimbo you brought home a couple of years ago. I hope you’ve grown out of that sort of thing.

How’s your health? Have you solved that nasty infectious problem in your privates? I’d keep that to yourself if you meet the girl from no 42. - Well I did sort of mention it, but I didn’t specify that I was talking about you.

By the way your father is still upset about what you did to the car. I see you made some decent money on this steemit post. It would be very decent of you to bring some of it to help pay for the repairs.

Anyway big kisses from your loving mother. Come home soon.

@thusitha | Feb. 28, 2018, 5:51 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

oh... my... i don'y know what i am doing

@gre3n | Feb. 28, 2018, 6:14 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hahaha, this was was funny as hell. I never tried bots until a couple weeks ago, it was a shitty gambling experience. Even that won't work to compile some steem. But nothing will stop me from enjoying my art work and if people here start to like it more and more so be it! More steems my way, if not, back to gambling the bots! :) just kidding........kind of. :D hahah

@hestiafull | Feb. 28, 2018, 6:26 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Me interesa lo de las orgias man jajaja te hago una transaccion porque no tengo un misero sbd jajajajajaja. Estuvo bueno man. Cuando junte algo mas de money voy a usar esos bots a ver si paso al frente jaja. Un abrazo.

@vigta | Feb. 28, 2018, 8:32 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

you could as well go through my post ,if its appealing, upvote, if not upvote

@olayemzeecool | Feb. 28, 2018, 8:35 p.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

@tincho this is so funny. there is a meal for everyone who upvote and comment on this post.
[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmTEtNqeFVGs5KM2asBroxLhhePUNdG3hidg29oW8RK1Hc/IMG_20180228_001852.jpg]

@nagavolu | March 2, 2018, 1:36 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

WITH SO MANY DISHES AROUND ... SURE EVERY ONE WILL HAVE
http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/clipart/thumbsup2.gif

@clove71 | Feb. 28, 2018, 11:42 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Looooooooooooooooool!!!!!

@macodi1 | March 1, 2018, 12:46 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Jajaja. Me he reído una barbaridad con este post! Yo creo estar más o menos en esa situación pero sin escribirles a los bots, mensajes tan sugerentes. Jajaja. Tendré que pagar un poco para poder tener visibilidad y reclamar la gloria que tambien merezco. Gracias por tus anécdotas. Te pasastes con esos gif! están espectaculares!!

@bvltva | March 1, 2018, 5:38 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

This post was priceless! I loved the way you used the gifs. Those messages were nothing short of brilliance! I was laughing the whole time. Excellent!

@peterpanter | March 1, 2018, 6:05 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I like it! "Beautiful post, my dear son. I'm proud of you, you are the sun that floods my life..."
Thanks for the warning, I just was about starting to think of ways how to increase my SP here. Begging to the bots obviously doesnt help...
See you on the moon (in a 100 years)!
Cheers @peterpanter

@viviehardika | March 1, 2018, 6:44 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thank you for make me understand what I did is a stupidity :)

@rauzaljm | March 1, 2018, 8 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

meulaboh

@nguyentrung | March 1, 2018, 9:18 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

What a story, bro! Lolll. but anyway, I have faith with Steemit and I'll try hard to get best results! Thank for your sharing :)

@allanoche27 | March 1, 2018, 10:54 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Lol! How to be you?! 🤣😂🤣

@purpleheart | March 1, 2018, 12:26 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

LOL, I haven't tried tried using any bots yet.
Hope anyone here can comment just like how your mom comments on your post for motivation, it could be more than any whales votes.

@steemecity | March 1, 2018, 2:45 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

ah ha...made my morning

@seesladen | March 1, 2018, 11:55 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Oh damm... I was getting scared at the beginning, thinking "this dude got balls coming at whales like this"...and then it hit me... You run an orgies club? Lol... I couldnt stop myself from laughing really loud, and i think i just woke my neighbours in the process. Awesome funny post you got here...

In a more serious note though, the whales have got a lot of power, and with great power comes great responsibility. As such there are some things they oight to fight for and these are not just spamming issues. There's a lot more ways to improve the steemit experience than flagging discriminatory accounts. Lets make the steem community much more fun and deserving. View my post on a few ways this can be done.
https://steemit.com/steemit/@seesladen/3-ways-steemit-can-and-should-be-improved

Dont upvote if it isnt worth it. Afterall, if @tincho can buy upvotes who am i?
Lol, just kidding, your upvote matters to any minnow... That kinda orgasm😋

@communicasound | March 2, 2018, 12:33 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hi @tincho how are you? Really interesting post, i love it ! I would like to connect with other cool and creative steemians, artists and musicians. I’m posting music tutorials and other things related to music (and bitcoins:p). I’m the founder of the free music school communicasound. I'm really pleased to meet you. So i give you my vote, follow you and i will be happy to read your next posts in the futur. If you want, you can do the same and follow me. It’s important to have a family in Steemit :) Greetings from Paris. Peace.

@grindstein | March 2, 2018, 2:10 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

lmao

@delaruh | March 2, 2018, 3:13 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

your post is a funny one but very true

@figuringoutsrn | March 2, 2018, 8:57 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

You're crazzy myan!

@chekohler | March 2, 2018, 12:20 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

This one hits home and deep in the feels. Glad you found the humour in it and you're efforts are being rewarded now

@nagavolu | March 2, 2018, 1:11 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

SO IT IS ONLY THIS...

"Fuck it! I will pay for bots and thus claim the success and glory that I deserve. See you on the moon, guys!"...

CAN'T FIND ANY SOLUTION? IN CASE, IF CAN - PASS IT ON TO ME ALSO....

@nagavolu

http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/clipart/thumbsup2.gif

@diptim | March 2, 2018, 7:25 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I really didn't find this funny but I love the fail and try-again attempt.

[IMAGE: https://steemitimages.com/DQmasesCZcrHrQcKRsRwgq8fmP8nEJodCpAiwNbk65yneBE/not-funny.gif]

@chatterboxchick | March 3, 2018, 12:41 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Pmsl, thanks for putting a big smile on this little minnow's face, wicked post @tincho

@ardriantommy | March 3, 2018, 2:31 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

thankyou for welcoming, and who follow me and upvote i do desame.
new here
https://steemit.com/alltags/@ardriantommy/allow-me-to-introduce-my-self-3-steemit

@emrivels | March 3, 2018, 7:58 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Well at least it's making you money

@ntowl | March 4, 2018, 5:25 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I'm totally new to Steemit, so the idea of bots for votes is still new to me too. But your post made me laugh and I thank you for that!

@burdekins | March 6, 2018, 10:51 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Wow! now I am totally confused! I have no idea about bots. Really shows how much of a beginner I am, but I enjoyed the laugh anyway. Keep it up. I'm still working out the vote thing, no idea what I am doing at the moment so needed a laugh.

@medicoilustrado | March 10, 2018, 2:55 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

jajajajajaj

@elarawatodigital | March 22, 2018, 2:34 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Friend @tincho this is the most crazy and original post I've seen. It had not crossed my mind to do something like that in Steemit, of course I'm still careful because I'm learning. But writing those memo is super funny. All images excellent and reflection I like. regards

@tecnocash74 | March 31, 2018, 11:29 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hi i am @tecnocash74, lol. The power of the humor in steemit world.

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