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BY: @traf | CREATED: May 15, 2018, 1:32 a.m. | VOTES: 47 | PAYOUT: $149.57 | [ VOTE ]

When you're doing porn for the first time and they want you to use a dildo that's the size of your entire body
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TAGS: [ #funny ] [ #meme ]

Replies

@isacrist59 | May 15, 2018, 1:36 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Hi. It truly is not an entertaining adult and a creative adult to satisfy a need. ha ha ha ha ha ha

@holybranches | May 15, 2018, 1:44 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

wonder why you hardly see Asian stars role playing with Mandigo?

@imu420 | May 15, 2018, 4:36 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Thank you sir...

@konasharmin | May 15, 2018, 4:40 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks for you...

@trafalgar | May 15, 2018, 4:41 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

the ladies call me chinaman dingo

that's a lie, they don't call me at all

@holybranches | May 15, 2018, 5:09 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Junk enlargement products are still littered all over pornhub. Just FYI.

@peanutz | May 15, 2018, 7:06 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

It ain't real unless it's black real!

@holybranches | May 15, 2018, 7:13 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Too bad. Africans and Asians must start cross-breeding. Let's close this dick-gap for the coming generation.

@peanutz | May 15, 2018, 4:59 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hello Holybranches!

@holybranches | May 15, 2018, 5:10 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Hi there Pea Pea!

@peanutz | May 15, 2018, 7:07 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Greetings hols

@glorimarbolivar | May 15, 2018, 1:50 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Hahahaha jumps away but this great one makes me laugh a lot

@imu420 | May 15, 2018, 4:38 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Thank you my dear sir @gentlebot

@peanutz | May 15, 2018, 5 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

hi @glorimarbolivar!

@sparkofphoenix | May 15, 2018, 9:51 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks @gentlebot

@steem-works | May 16, 2018, 12:45 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Ha ha jumps away but this great one makes me laugh a lot really very funny

@mcshakil | May 16, 2018, 5 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Very funny

@syilegirl | May 16, 2018, 10:01 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Thank you Sir

@jhonysins | May 15, 2018, 1:50 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Thanks for shearing.ha ha ha
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@shucona | May 15, 2018, 1:50 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Hahaha so funny 😄😄

@betaniaj | May 15, 2018, 1:53 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

There is god .. hehehe I do not stop laughing so much hehehe

@konasharmin | May 15, 2018, 1:58 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Hehehe amazing funny....

@sumonmia | May 15, 2018, 1:59 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

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@sparkofphoenix | May 15, 2018, 2:01 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

This also works with cucumbers. Lay it behind the cat and watch what happens when the cat turns around ;).

@tombredy | May 15, 2018, 2:07 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

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@kretorkk | May 15, 2018, 2:13 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Wow so funny 😂😂

@afire | May 15, 2018, 2:26 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

you have funny thinking ! Cats are more surprised than the girls haha!

@amirtheawesome1 | May 15, 2018, 2:27 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

It’s always a funny story for the future

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@trafalgar | May 15, 2018, 4:41 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

quite the cinderella story

@hero420 | May 15, 2018, 2:29 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

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@tiger38 | May 15, 2018, 2:31 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

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@murtaza78 | May 15, 2018, 2:44 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Hahahahaha lolllll but think when size is too much small. What is this situation how you feel ,😊

@jayed007 | May 15, 2018, 2:46 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Girls are like Anaconda !
They can take bigger things inside than their hole !!
Especially it's not fair for any Asian Girl, cause i have seen in many porn videos 😀

@trafalgar | May 15, 2018, 4:48 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

maybe they can just fold it before putting it inside them ^_^

@jayed007 | May 15, 2018, 8:40 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Lol you are right

@bulet07 | May 15, 2018, 3:03 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

That s great funny.
Thank you sir...

@foles09 | May 15, 2018, 3:06 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

The real question Traffy is where do they want you to use it? That might be the reason for the reaction!

@theguruasia | May 15, 2018, 3:36 a.m. | Votes: 4 | [ VOTE ]

@traf,
Be smart Traffy, don't go further!
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It's like an Asian lady got big Black D!ck in her first night lol :D

Cheers~

@trafalgar | May 15, 2018, 4:46 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

yes, definitely just a tip

@magnata | May 15, 2018, 3:46 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

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When we realized that the dildo is the size of my body, it was not porn, it was a horror film :))

@mr-chuckles | May 15, 2018, 3:48 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

When you're used to Asian D
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But then find out your partner has a hammer

@trafalgar | May 15, 2018, 4:43 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

she doesn't seem too bothered
i guess she's into fisting

@aleks433 | May 15, 2018, 3:54 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

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Lol. It's not a problem, we can always make a dildo cut out :)

@trafalgar | May 15, 2018, 4:42 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

damn, i guess that's why you don't want them to be too tight

@aaronhydra123 | May 19, 2018, 6:37 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

just imagine that if it was ur dick

@gergi6a | May 15, 2018, 4:03 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

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@meesterboom | May 15, 2018, 6:53 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

I have seen such things (on screen) I am still scarred

@jedi-won | May 15, 2018, 7:02 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

Yeah, sign up for the job unless you have a good idea of how it's done.

@heremonium | May 15, 2018, 7:15 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

poor kitty, poor actresses, I really feel.... bad for them

@durgaani | May 15, 2018, 7:24 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

ha ha funny

@raftaar | May 15, 2018, 7:29 a.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

hahahaha,This is a lot of fun.The cat is so ridiculous in the truth..Thanks for your post. You did good job sir,@traf
@gentlebot

@sparkofphoenix | May 15, 2018, 9:49 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Is it also shaped like a banana? ;)

@hasibbhai | May 15, 2018, 1:32 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

haha very funy

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