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Can't Trust Her

BY: @traf | CREATED: June 26, 2018, 10:06 a.m. | VOTES: 49 | PAYOUT: $80.14 | [ VOTE ]

When your girlfriend says you can trust her but as soon as you take her out she's signalling the word 'Help' in Morse code
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TAGS: [ #funny ]

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@allnatural | June 26, 2018, 10:07 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Sell your votes https://steemit.com/news/@bible.com/6h36cq

@abhishek124103 | June 26, 2018, 10:11 a.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

very funny

@dandesign86 | June 26, 2018, 10:16 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

I'm guessing she must have gotten ahold of one of those Get out of jail, free cards in order for you to take her out. Damn Hillary..

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@trafalgar | June 27, 2018, 1:55 a.m. | Votes: 4 | [ VOTE ]

ya
no idea where she got her get out of basement free card either

@onyima | June 26, 2018, 10:31 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

When your hammer of thor left a mark in the morning and you telling her to expect another round at night.
... .... ... ..... . .. ..... ... ...... .. ......
Help HElp HELp HELP HELP!!

@skoda1 | June 26, 2018, 10:37 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

ha ha ha......speed is low

@kouba01 | June 26, 2018, 10:42 a.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

She is really stuck she asks for help ...
https://s.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/34c846501b5e201900a247404825101f/200626987/kristen-wiig-gif-wink.gif

@trafalgar | June 27, 2018, 1:54 a.m. | Votes: 4 | [ VOTE ]

gotta pass wind during winking sometimes

@sparkofphoenix | June 26, 2018, 12:20 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

hint hint hint

@acolucky | June 26, 2018, 12:27 p.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

Trust is such a difficult thing in a relationship. Best to keep love in the basement tied to something immovable.

@trafalgar | June 27, 2018, 1:55 a.m. | Votes: 6 | [ VOTE ]

ya, although sometimes she cheats on me with the radiator

@justsayings | July 2, 2018, 12:57 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Damn that was genius. Was the radiator on or off?

@magnata | June 26, 2018, 1:08 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

https://cs.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/02/14/1/1360790572_75392321.gif

Lol. I think your girlfriend can be trusted. Just she has a nervous tic, from the first guy.

@aleks433 | June 26, 2018, 1:32 p.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

https://vgif.ru/gifs/160/vgif-ru-33103.gif

Lol. As soon as a friend starts signaling the word "Help" in the Morse code, there are immediately those who want to answer her.

@trafalgar | June 27, 2018, 1:57 a.m. | Votes: 5 | [ VOTE ]

ya it's how we met in the first place

@serkagan | June 26, 2018, 8:53 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

https://vgif.ru/gifs/vgif-ru-Xq1qEeF.gif

I would like to trust her, but she starts to wink at everyone, considering herself very sexy. Ha ha.

@cemke | June 26, 2018, 9:12 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

I think she wants to say something different.

https://media.giphy.com/media/26u3ZhUjM9I81DK80/giphy.gif

@trafalgar | June 27, 2018, 1:56 a.m. | Votes: 5 | [ VOTE ]

learning to play the flute i think

@justsayings | July 2, 2018, 12:58 p.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Ha ha ha

@megafart | June 26, 2018, 9:23 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

https://vgif.ru/gifs/147/vgif-ru-20268.gif

Lol. When she confessed that she was mowing for two eyes, I definitely trusted her.

@chiquibencomo | June 26, 2018, 9:45 p.m. | Votes: 2 | [ VOTE ]

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Sorry, did i asked u to go out w me?

@theabsolute | June 26, 2018, 10 p.m. | Votes: 3 | [ VOTE ]

Good thing most people wouldn't recognize Morse code. Hell, if someone shouted "help!" In sign language I would probably think they were calling me an asshole.

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@trafalgar | June 27, 2018, 1:56 a.m. | Votes: 5 | [ VOTE ]

I thought that was 'I'm full and I really need to go take a dump'

@justsayings | July 2, 2018, 11:33 a.m. | Votes: 1 | [ VOTE ]

Help, anybody there, he's a maniac

@charmingaj7 | July 31, 2018, 4:28 p.m. | Votes: 0 | [ VOTE ]

gf bf hahaha

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